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I’m shocked they didn’t charge this, given that so many people were dying for an upgrade

@Thwomp_Stomper Nintendo: “Yeah, Jumpman was the bad guy, we don’t like him. Good thing Mario’s around to keep him in his place.”

And we all thought she was a baby

@PinballBuzzbro A wild Pokémon presents has appeared

Should’ve added the note “expect absolutely nothing Mega Man-related”

Only two weeks after launch and we’re already getting stability updates. This thing is no slouch

I’m not struggling to think who said it was abysmal

Who cares, photo mode is back

Darius Kong, not Diddy

@mlt And then the next movie will get shelved

@slowpoke_tail problem is that Daisy has absolutely no connection to DK

Ngl, I just don’t like looking at this game’s DK design. He just looks so shaggy and derpy

Why does DK look orange

So apparently Pauline got laser therapy at one point

@Scarmucci Bro, the narrator is annoying to all ages.

@Friendly I think they changed things up so that DK Jr is now just DK

@HugoGED Because people think it’s only worth $50

@mlt I’m just taking this as Nintendo finally admitting the characters from the OG Donkey Kong aren’t the same as the ones of today

@Boo-Buster don’t you know? just like Garry Coleman, Diddy does not age

plz tell me this isn’t the same Donkey who kidnaps her years later

@Mrkittyhead why are people still buying them from GameStop??? They took the staples out of the equation!

It wasn’t a theft, the driver just lost a chance time

Lotsa Spaghetti!

Microsoft: “jokes on you, you bought the game on switch”

My brother was just complaining about it.

@DominionGamma And the hundreds of workers who need some source of income? What about them?

GameStop…just stop. Where’s the store that I loved going to half a decade ago?

@Duncanballs Bro this is nowhere near the first time the dude will be talking

@VoidPunk I am dying to know what the Mario movie did to stray too far from the source material. I honestly prefer Cranky being DK’s dad instead of his grampa.
Edit: I just remembered there’s more than one Mario movie. If you’re talking about the live-action one, then I wholeheartedly agree.

@Arawn93 I agree. Every time I remember it’s live action, I just think “whyyyyyy????”

If I don’t get Danny Devito as Morshu, they’ll be getting a bad review from me

I want to know what that little Pauline image was about

I’d love to see how all these guys eat

“this blueberry doesn’t look as vibrant as it should”
“yo deez nuts are in my chocolate bar”
“my calorie sensors are going off”
“who put spinach in my brownie?!”
“this bacon is made up of approximately 67.847292% fat*
“stop calling me ‘eggman’”
“pass the corn dog”

@OldGamer999 Not onn, that’s for sure

@gsilver Welcome to the “How Did My Screen Protector Already Get Damaged ” club

I refused to take it out of the dock before putting a screen protector on.

@Haruki_NLI Trebeck or Mr “Hello There, Lovely People”?

Because we all needed another thing to be mad at Nintendo about

@Dev-N The lack of a music player is a crime as of right now (if it gets added to Nintendo Music, then I won’t complain).

Will they ever put SSBU music on the thing, even if it’s just the original tracks and not the licensed stuff?

@SillyG I think the only guy at Nintendo who cared about the fans was… do I even need to say his name?

Mario Party music starts playing from the system

I think he’s a great replacement.

I think it’s fun to drive around some areas, but there definitely should be more of an incentive to explore the areas. Definitely more fun than I thought it would be, regardless.

@OtterXPT Diddy is gone. Now we have Donald.

@N00BiSH We’re getting showered with coconut pies (I think that’s what it said)

Yes! I was running out of things to not care about!
Jokes aside, this game just doesn’t look like it’s for me. Props to those who are looking forward to it, though.

When in doubt, lie with Gex again

If you stop by my house tonight, we can play… Gex

When in doubt, lie with Gex