StewdaMegaManNerd

Haven’t noticed any problems with the screen. And how long do you seriously need your cables to be?

“Here’s where I’d put the weapon you get from defeating the cow boss in Mega Man X9! If it happened.”

Europe and Japan have better logos, but NA has way cooler box art

I am seriously starting to get sick of hearing people whine about game-key cards. It’s either that or a code-in-a-box. Pick your poison, and quit shaming publishers for using them and people for buying them.

@Expa0 I’d be surprised if they haven’t working on the next Smash Bros for quite some time. Obviously, Sakurai needed a break, but I still don’t see him pushing Smash Bros aside for freaking Kirby Air-riders

How are these guys always saying stuff that gets mentioned on these websites? It seems like every other article features these people sharing their opinions about a company they no longer work for. And if it’s true that this DK game is pushing 3D Mario to the sideline, then I can assure that I am positively negative (IT’S THE 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF SUPER MARIO BROS, NOT THE FUNNY MONKEY)

How is it that much smaller than Mario Kart? Did the game require that many gigs in order to have Boshi?

@Spider-Kev lol I was thinking the same thing! And don’t even get me started on “BLUE SHELLLLLL”

@Jslade The dude has been banished for life

I’m shocked Cow isn’t winning by a landslide (I picked Mario btw)

Oh wait, I just remembered: the original song has a bad word in it, so Nintendo’s probably mad about that

Why is Nintendo so stubborn about this? Do they simply not want players to be stuck on the credits for 2 minutes? If that’s the case… then I honestly don’t mind

Glad to see Nintendo is taking steps to ensure backwards compatibility is as smooth as possible

Can you use it to summon a bunch of Koroks? Oh wait…

I’m shocked they didn’t charge this, given that so many people were dying for an upgrade

@Thwomp_Stomper Nintendo: “Yeah, Jumpman was the bad guy, we don’t like him. Good thing Mario’s around to keep him in his place.”

And we all thought she was a baby

@PinballBuzzbro A wild Pokémon presents has appeared

Should’ve added the note “expect absolutely nothing Mega Man-related”

Only two weeks after launch and we’re already getting stability updates. This thing is no slouch

I’m not struggling to think who said it was abysmal

Who cares, photo mode is back

Darius Kong, not Diddy

@mlt And then the next movie will get shelved

@slowpoke_tail problem is that Daisy has absolutely no connection to DK

Ngl, I just don’t like looking at this game’s DK design. He just looks so shaggy and derpy

Why does DK look orange

So apparently Pauline got laser therapy at one point

@Scarmucci Bro, the narrator is annoying to all ages.

@Friendly I think they changed things up so that DK Jr is now just DK

@HugoGED Because people think it’s only worth $50

@mlt I’m just taking this as Nintendo finally admitting the characters from the OG Donkey Kong aren’t the same as the ones of today

@Boo-Buster don’t you know? just like Garry Coleman, Diddy does not age

plz tell me this isn’t the same Donkey who kidnaps her years later

@Mrkittyhead why are people still buying them from GameStop??? They took the staples out of the equation!

It wasn’t a theft, the driver just lost a chance time

Lotsa Spaghetti!

Microsoft: “jokes on you, you bought the game on switch”

My brother was just complaining about it.

@DominionGamma And the hundreds of workers who need some source of income? What about them?

GameStop…just stop. Where’s the store that I loved going to half a decade ago?

@Duncanballs Bro this is nowhere near the first time the dude will be talking

@VoidPunk I am dying to know what the Mario movie did to stray too far from the source material. I honestly prefer Cranky being DK’s dad instead of his grampa.
Edit: I just remembered there’s more than one Mario movie. If you’re talking about the live-action one, then I wholeheartedly agree.

@Arawn93 I agree. Every time I remember it’s live action, I just think “whyyyyyy????”

If I don’t get Danny Devito as Morshu, they’ll be getting a bad review from me

I want to know what that little Pauline image was about

I’d love to see how all these guys eat

“this blueberry doesn’t look as vibrant as it should”
“yo deez nuts are in my chocolate bar”
“my calorie sensors are going off”
“who put spinach in my brownie?!”
“this bacon is made up of approximately 67.847292% fat*
“stop calling me ‘eggman’”
“pass the corn dog”

@OldGamer999 Not onn, that’s for sure

@gsilver Welcome to the “How Did My Screen Protector Already Get Damaged ” club

I refused to take it out of the dock before putting a screen protector on.