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Re: Mario Kart World Has Been Updated To Version 1.6.1, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

StewdaMegaManNerd

@NeonPizza The only reason that was the case was because video games were meant to appeal to kids, so they had to go through a bunch of hoops to appeal to both kids and the parents who saw video games as some dangerous toy. Nowadays, they have nothing to prove, other than why their console and games are worth purchasing. They don’t need crazy deals (which is a bad thing) or crazy marketing (which is a good thing). Also, I thought third-party exclusives were a bad thing? Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony were all just buying them up anyway - not like they actually had a reason to be exclusive. And back to the Super Mario Kart thing, that game has been surpassed by dang near every sequel (Super Circuit is debatable). The tracks all blend in, Vanilla Lake is near unplayable, the battle mode is incredibly bland compared to how it is in future installments, drifting is pretty much useless unless you’re an expert, the computers cheat in ways that make my jaw drop (“DID HE JUST JUMP OVER MY SHELL?! HE DIDN’T EVEN CROSS AN ITEM PANEL!!!”), I have no idea how anyone can look at this game and think it’s the greatest other than out of pure nostalgia. It has aged like milk.

Re: Poll: Super Mario Galaxy Movie Characters Compared, Film Vs. Game Designs - Which Are Best?

StewdaMegaManNerd

Would be nice if there was an “I can’t decide” option. Also, I get that they were probably trying to make Daisy look more like she’s actually from the Middle East (which I think is what Sarasaland is supposed to represent, though it may have originally supposed to have been Africa, I honestly have no idea) but her movie design is so honking jarring to look at. Especially the hair, which looks like a wig.

Re: Miyamoto Isn't So Sure About A Smash Bros. Style Movie

StewdaMegaManNerd

If you think the Mario (and Sonic but that’s Sega) movies are incredibly corporate, just imagine what a “Smash Bros.” movie would end up like. What kids care about Punch-Out? Or Metroid? Or Kid Icarus? They know it wouldn’t work out if they included those IPs, so they’d just market it as a crossover between Mario and Zelda (which would be extremely odd), maybe Kirby if Sakurai gets involved, or even Sonic just to appeal to the kids. Critics would hate it, fan boys would hate it, it’s just not worth it.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

StewdaMegaManNerd

-10/10 there’s no emotional death scene. Every kids movie needs to have an emotional death scene. That way, the kids will be too traumatized to watch it again so the parents won’t ever have to deal “Let’s watch it again!” But no. They’re going to love it, and parents will have to stay subscribed to…whichever of the bajillion streaming services out there will have this in there to keep the kiddos happy.

In case you can’t tell, the negativity is starting to annoy me

Re: "New Players Won't Feel Alone" - Square Enix Partners With Google For AI-Powered Dragon Quest Companion

StewdaMegaManNerd

I’m fine with companies using AI to make things more convenient such as in this implementation (having an AI companion lend a hand to newcomers and explain how to play the game). I’m not fine with companies talking up AI and trying to position it as the friend we can always depend on. It’s a money and time saver. That’s all it is and it should always stay like that.

Re: Super Mario Galaxy Movie Toys Arrive In McDonald's Next Week

StewdaMegaManNerd

1) These are kids toys. Toys made for those strange creatures we refer to as “children”. They are not made for anyone able to read this.

2) I don’t want these because I’m not the target demographic for them and I don’t like eating McDonald’s

@BLK_4EVER At least it’s not the ruler of all things meat, buns, and diarrhea