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insert Mega Man victory theme

Only clicked to see how well I would do… got 4 of ‘em

@UltimateOtaku91 Would you rather we have another ScaVi situation on our hands just so the game can come out this year?

My gut says this is either a joke or some kind of mistake, but I really hope it’s true

@Blast16 Yet they still wish Blockbuster would come back

Would it kill them, though? There’s only a few games in the expansion tier that I’m actively interested in; offering an option to buy them outright would be much appreciated

But a Robotnik plush that would randomly shout “SnooPINGAS usual, I see” would just be too much?

@BleakStuff To be revealed in Toy Story 8

@Lynel_Richie I’m still here. Guess that makes me special

This is a scenario where it doesn’t really bother me. Recording tons of new lines each and every year for sports games that are fundamentally the same with slight differences is kind of ridiculous.

@Jeronan

The Wii U was overall a "good" console, BUT you completely left out the following:

• it has some really good games, a ton of mediocre games, and some outright horrible games (and that's on the first party side of things)
• you were often paying $50 for underbaked games that never got content added
• the console was incredibly outdated
• the third-party support was horrible

I have no idea how you can look at all of that and think the Wii U days were great compared to this generation

@Jeronan Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Nintendo Wii U the Terrible?

With that Yoshi figure, I’d never have trouble looking for examples of what insomnia looks like

As unlikely as they will, I hope they finally realize that they need to just eat up the cost and refrain from increasing prices in order to avoid further backlash.

Also, “RAMmageddon” is hilarious

“Game preservation” my trash can. These consoles won’t be dead for another decade at least.

@Dash120z Is if we’re talking fast-paced games (my biggest concern if they do finally decide to bring Tekken 8 to the platform)

@the_beaver Let’s hope we can add whatever they’ve got cooking for Mario and Zelda to the list as well

I am simultaneously anticipating and dreading this

@Sindayl That is completely fair. Nintendo absolutely overcharges for their older releases. However, there are two important factors: 1) people are willing to pay full price for a 1st party Nintendo because it’s far more likely that they’ll get their money’s worth out of them, and 2) Nintendo games typically have a far longer lifespan compared to Xbox and PlayStation games, which are replaced by either sequels or enhanced versions after 1-3 years of relevancy.

Literally less than a year ago: “OMG ALL SWITCH 2 GAMES ARE GOING TO BE $80 START PREPPING YOUR DOOMSDAY BUNKERS!”

They retail for $70 on average, and a tennis game retails for that price after it’s predecessor also launched at what was at the time the average retail price of $60 after its incredibly barren predecessor launched slightly below the average retail price, instead retailing for $50, despite being worth like $20. This is how the community reacts: “OMG $70 for a tennis game with barely any single-player content is absurd. Nintendo is greedy and should follow in Sega’s footsteps. Now if you excuse me, Madden 27 is calling my name.”

Just admit y’all hate Mario Tennis, people

I’ll wait for a discount, but it looks fun. Definitely at some point

@michellelynn0976 It’s a Scott the Woz joke

@UpsideDownRowlet At least it’s not as bad as in the trailer showing Mario and DK’s fight. Thank God they fixed that.

@michellelynn0976 Does Luigi make you…never mind

Still don’t really know what the plot is, but given that it’s based on the Super Mario brand, that’s unsurprising

Well now they’re rubbing salt in the wound

I think they were sick of the stability jokes

No Tekken 8 =automatic rating of 1

Aw crap, there goes my free time

@Magician An upgraded model with significantly improved battery life would also be appreciated. I’m still scared of taking this thing on the go. Darn thing dies so quickly

Plz for the love of God I just want to see Tekken 8 on this thing

@kalosn 2017*

@gaga64 They need 40 million more

Darn darn darney darn darn!

-the internet

You put this next to Garfield Kart and expect it to stand on its feet?

@breach187 Pretty sure the average kid would be demanding a $10,000 check if they won

Finally, an election I’m actually excited for! Looking at the candidates, I think Valve Man looks fit to serve as President

Somehow got 12/12, with a couple of lucky guesses made

Neither my body or my wallet is ready

Probably, but not until summer

Give us Tekken 8 and maybe a little more info on Mega Man Dual Override and all will be forgiven

They’ll find a way to scrutinize this addition

@BTB20 I know MLB licenses it to Sony, but I said EA for some reason

@RobbySuave I meant MLB. My bad

Why would you give a card to the guy who’s one card away from victory?

Edit: Oh wait, EA forced them to make The Show a multi-plat series, in that case I don’t know why they’re skipping Switch 2 for now

Second Edit: Dang it I meant MLB

By doing this they’ve already given the haters something to call it: the worst April Fools joke ever

Give me Tekken or give me death

Obviously it will be Final Fantasy 7 Reggae, where it’s learned that Reggae’s body is ready for world domination, so naturally he needs to be stopped

@AussieMcBucket You say that like the Switch 2 gen is ending this year

I’m not a huge fan of either, but the NA/EU version is a little more boring. It is better box art, though, (I feel like JP could be the cover to a dozen or so Yoshi games), so maybe O should have gone with that?