StewdaMegaManNerd

You’d think it would have been Monty mole, who has been feeling immense rage due to constant neglect

…why? Just why? Why rub it in, Nintendo?

@N00BiSH Imagine walking in a store and hearing “WELCOME TO MARIO MART”

WE GOT STABILITY

Still waiting for a Tekken 8 port

Sounds reasonable, but that doesn’t mean it’s inevitable

“I want to buy Game-Key Cards as much as possible”

I think they made this as a joke

Gotta catch ‘em all

@Tyranexx I dare u to watch five minutes of the cartoon

@Elbow “Dennis” Kong, not “Diddy”

…this is what the second movie’s gonna be, isn’t it?

@Denoloco hey, we found one!

How would Nintendo know if the thing was sold????

Most consumers don’t give a crap about tearing down the controllers. They’d rather just have it done by an expert, or preferably the actual company in order to avoid any warranty problems.

@DynamoDouglas And yet for some reason ppl think we’re stupid if we believe a new Mario game is coming before Christmas of next year

@RenanKJ How would they properly make an open-world Mario game that is on the scale of odyssey? It might’ve worked for bowser’s fury, but a full-fledged open-world game sounds a bit too trendy

I’m not seeing any changes

@harrystein I think I’d rather we get no new Mega Man games than the franchise be stuck in a void where it’s unable to grow because it has to stick to it’s roots.

Honesty is the best policy, and this ain’t honesty

@Anti-Matter Pretty sure half of the ppl buying this thing don’t give a crap about physical products

It’s a great console, but unfortunately most of the games right now just don’t appeal to me, and I’m still mad about the missing 3D Mario game.

I haven’t spent too much time with it, but it’s been a blast so far (I actually find the intermission segments to be pretty freshening)

@Anti-Matter unrelated, but… he has a different pfp!

MTA being that low is a crime

@Orwellian87 in case you haven’t noticed, lately ppl point their fingers at Nintendo whenever something bad happens

who knew that ww4 was going to be fought over a stupid console

dude we already knew that. just go find the pot of cartridges at the end of the rainbow and distribute them for free so we can all shut up about this

friends: how was ur trip?
Me:

@RobertCorwen yes, because we should all listen to the ppl who no longer work for the company but always have something to say about it

hopefully the next 3d Mario still isn’t too far off

Mario Kart World, unsurprisingly

@ParsnipHero That’s just how console launches are. Most of the stuff on it is just a bunch of ports and deluxe editions. It takes time for the developers to learn the ins and outs of the console in order to properly make new exclusives for the thing.

@Grumblevolcano If, and I say if, they have something special planned for SMB’s 40TH anniversary, I imagine they’d want to get the other announcements out of the way first so that they can have a direct focused exclusively on Mario

@rjejr Well tbf, they’ve had a pretty bad history when it comes to sequel consoles.

@ParsnipHero What the heck is wrong with Switch 2 editions? All they do is breathe new life into older games (except Jamboree, which does not deserve a Switch 2 edition at all)

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a CEO making more money than usual. It’s wrong when employees get paid less than usual.

Can’t wait for the inevitable crossover: “The Adventures of Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog and T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas”

Meanwhile, the casual players decided they didn’t care at all

Kinda wish they went for a Switch Sports sequel instead

@BASEDSAKRI Nah we need the Mona weegie

Second location never?

Gex Night is now official

spiny shell is legit just a meme, it really is just there for laughs and cursings. Yes it appears way too frequently (I lost an online knockout tour to one) but as others hear have said there are far worse items in the game, and yes, the spiny shell can help the person who threw it (at least ime)

SWIPER NO SWIPING

How is it broken when you’re actively trying to break it

@Pillowpants oh sorry I was being sarcastic I fully agree that GKC are a great solution for indies to get their games on retail shelves but apparently most people on the internet don’t care and are looking for any opportunity to hate on GKCs

“OMG but what about Game-Key cards those are so awful for indies Nintendo should be ashamed of themselves they not seeing a dime from me”

The shame’s on them for returning a non-fully functioning console and the store for not checking to see if the console was in reselling condition

@mad_and to be fair, that’s like comparing an 11 year old to a newborn

Honestly pretty glad they left them out. This is Mario Kart, not Nintendo Kart