Most consumers don’t give a crap about tearing down the controllers. They’d rather just have it done by an expert, or preferably the actual company in order to avoid any warranty problems.
@RenanKJ How would they properly make an open-world Mario game that is on the scale of odyssey? It might’ve worked for bowser’s fury, but a full-fledged open-world game sounds a bit too trendy
@harrystein I think I’d rather we get no new Mega Man games than the franchise be stuck in a void where it’s unable to grow because it has to stick to it’s roots.
@ParsnipHero That’s just how console launches are. Most of the stuff on it is just a bunch of ports and deluxe editions. It takes time for the developers to learn the ins and outs of the console in order to properly make new exclusives for the thing.
@Grumblevolcano If, and I say if, they have something special planned for SMB’s 40TH anniversary, I imagine they’d want to get the other announcements out of the way first so that they can have a direct focused exclusively on Mario
@ParsnipHero What the heck is wrong with Switch 2 editions? All they do is breathe new life into older games (except Jamboree, which does not deserve a Switch 2 edition at all)
spiny shell is legit just a meme, it really is just there for laughs and cursings. Yes it appears way too frequently (I lost an online knockout tour to one) but as others hear have said there are far worse items in the game, and yes, the spiny shell can help the person who threw it (at least ime)
@Pillowpants oh sorry I was being sarcastic I fully agree that GKC are a great solution for indies to get their games on retail shelves but apparently most people on the internet don’t care and are looking for any opportunity to hate on GKCs
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Re: Donkey Kong Bananza's Destruction Idea Came From A Goomba With Hands
You’d think it would have been Monty mole, who has been feeling immense rage due to constant neglect
Re: Super Mario 3D All-Stars Updated To Version 1.1.3, "Improves Gameplay" On Switch 2
…why? Just why? Why rub it in, Nintendo?
Re: Another Mario Kart Album Races Onto Nintendo Music, Here's Every Song Included
@N00BiSH Imagine walking in a store and hearing “WELCOME TO MARIO MART”
Re: Nintendo Switch 2 System Update 20.2.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
WE GOT STABILITY
Re: Rumour: Major Third-Party Devs Reportedly Sitting On Multiple Switch 2 Announcements
Still waiting for a Tekken 8 port
Re: Rumour: A Nintendo Direct Is Set To Take Place Later This Month, It's Claimed
Sounds reasonable, but that doesn’t mean it’s inevitable
Re: Nintendo Is Seeking Player Feedback On Game-Key Cards In Japan
“I want to buy Game-Key Cards as much as possible”
I think they made this as a joke
Re: Random: It's Civil War As One Pokémon Trading Card Store Robs Another
Gotta catch ‘em all
Re: Donkey Kong Might Be Getting His Own Movie
@Tyranexx I dare u to watch five minutes of the cartoon
Re: Donkey Kong Might Be Getting His Own Movie
@Elbow “Dennis” Kong, not “Diddy”
Re: Donkey Kong Might Be Getting His Own Movie
…this is what the second movie’s gonna be, isn’t it?
Re: FBI Shares Official Statement After Seizure Of Major Switch ROM Site
@Denoloco hey, we found one!
Re: PSA: You Might Want To Be Careful Buying Pre-Owned Switch 1 Games For Your Switch 2
How would Nintendo know if the thing was sold????
Re: iFixit Performs A Full Teardown Of Nintendo's "P**s-Poor" Pro Controller
Most consumers don’t give a crap about tearing down the controllers. They’d rather just have it done by an expert, or preferably the actual company in order to avoid any warranty problems.
Re: Donkey Kong Bananza's Director And Producer Have Been Confirmed
@DynamoDouglas And yet for some reason ppl think we’re stupid if we believe a new Mario game is coming before Christmas of next year
Re: Donkey Kong Bananza's Director And Producer Have Been Confirmed
@RenanKJ How would they properly make an open-world Mario game that is on the scale of odyssey? It might’ve worked for bowser’s fury, but a full-fledged open-world game sounds a bit too trendy
Re: Poll: How Are Your Download Speeds On Switch 2?
I’m not seeing any changes
Re: Mega Man Is One Of Capcom's "Most Important IPs" Despite No New Games In 7+ Years
@harrystein I think I’d rather we get no new Mega Man games than the franchise be stuck in a void where it’s unable to grow because it has to stick to it’s roots.
Re: Mega Man Is One Of Capcom's "Most Important IPs" Despite No New Games In 7+ Years
Honesty is the best policy, and this ain’t honesty
Re: Switch Port Specialist Believes Switch 2 Can Surpass Its Predecessor's Success
@Anti-Matter Pretty sure half of the ppl buying this thing don’t give a crap about physical products
Re: Talking Point: One Month On, How Did Nintendo's Switch 2 Launch Go?
It’s a great console, but unfortunately most of the games right now just don’t appeal to me, and I’m still mad about the missing 3D Mario game.
Re: Poll: How Many Hours Have You Spent In Mario Kart World So Far?
I haven’t spent too much time with it, but it’s been a blast so far (I actually find the intermission segments to be pretty freshening)
Re: Microsoft Announces Second Wave Of Layoffs, Over 9,000 Jobs Affected
@Anti-Matter unrelated, but… he has a different pfp!
Re: Best Mario Sports Games Of All Time
MTA being that low is a crime
Re: Microsoft Announces Second Wave Of Layoffs, Over 9,000 Jobs Affected
@Orwellian87 in case you haven’t noticed, lately ppl point their fingers at Nintendo whenever something bad happens
Re: Nintendo's Ability To Ban Switch 2 Consoles Has Landed It In Hot Water
who knew that ww4 was going to be fought over a stupid console
Re: Furukawa's Defence Of Game-Key Cards Ain't All That Convincing
dude we already knew that. just go find the pot of cartridges at the end of the rainbow and distribute them for free so we can all shut up about this
Re: My Nintendo Store Adds A New Mario Kart World Reward (North America)
friends: how was ur trip?
Me:
Re: Donkey Kong Bananza Developer Has Been Revealed
@RobertCorwen yes, because we should all listen to the ppl who no longer work for the company but always have something to say about it
Re: Donkey Kong Bananza Developer Has Been Revealed
hopefully the next 3d Mario still isn’t too far off
Re: Poll: What's Your Switch (2) Game Of The Year So Far?
Mario Kart World, unsurprisingly
Re: Nintendo's President Apologises For Not Being Able To Meet Switch 2 Demand
@ParsnipHero That’s just how console launches are. Most of the stuff on it is just a bunch of ports and deluxe editions. It takes time for the developers to learn the ins and outs of the console in order to properly make new exclusives for the thing.
Re: Nintendo's President Apologises For Not Being Able To Meet Switch 2 Demand
@Grumblevolcano If, and I say if, they have something special planned for SMB’s 40TH anniversary, I imagine they’d want to get the other announcements out of the way first so that they can have a direct focused exclusively on Mario
Re: Nintendo's President Apologises For Not Being Able To Meet Switch 2 Demand
@rjejr Well tbf, they’ve had a pretty bad history when it comes to sequel consoles.
Re: Nintendo's President Apologises For Not Being Able To Meet Switch 2 Demand
@ParsnipHero What the heck is wrong with Switch 2 editions? All they do is breathe new life into older games (except Jamboree, which does not deserve a Switch 2 edition at all)
Re: EA Worker Pay Continues To Dwindle As CEO Picks Up $5 Million Bonus, Thus Creating Amusingly Tall Financial Graph
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a CEO making more money than usual. It’s wrong when employees get paid less than usual.
Re: Best Yoshi Games Of All Time
Can’t wait for the inevitable crossover: “The Adventures of Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog and T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas”
Re: Fans Reckon Nintendo Has "Killed" Mario Kart World With Its Latest Update
Meanwhile, the casual players decided they didn’t care at all
Re: Switch 2 'Drag x Drive' Estimated File Size Revealed By Nintendo
Kinda wish they went for a Switch Sports sequel instead
Re: The Nintendo Museum Is Opening An Art Gallery This September
@BASEDSAKRI Nah we need the Mona weegie
Re: The Nintendo Museum Is Opening An Art Gallery This September
Second location never?
Re: Gex Trilogy Is Now Playable On Switch 2 As Compatibility Update Goes Live
Gex Night is now official
Re: Sega Knows You Hate Mario Kart's Blue Shells
spiny shell is legit just a meme, it really is just there for laughs and cursings. Yes it appears way too frequently (I lost an online knockout tour to one) but as others hear have said there are far worse items in the game, and yes, the spiny shell can help the person who threw it (at least ime)
Re: Man Busted After Allegedly Stealing "$10,000 Worth Of Nintendo Switch Games" From Public Libraries
SWIPER NO SWIPING
Re: Random: Mario Kart World Player 'Breaks' The Game, Takes Flight Over Mario Circuit
How is it broken when you’re actively trying to break it
Re: Nintendo Prioritising Switch 2 Dev Kits For Indies Needing "Extra Oomph", Say Devs
@Pillowpants oh sorry I was being sarcastic I fully agree that GKC are a great solution for indies to get their games on retail shelves but apparently most people on the internet don’t care and are looking for any opportunity to hate on GKCs
Re: Nintendo Prioritising Switch 2 Dev Kits For Indies Needing "Extra Oomph", Say Devs
“OMG but what about Game-Key cards those are so awful for indies Nintendo should be ashamed of themselves they not seeing a dime from me”
Re: Nintendo's Strict Policy On MiG Carts Is Creating A Problem For Secondhand Switch 2 Buyers
The shame’s on them for returning a non-fully functioning console and the store for not checking to see if the console was in reselling condition
Re: Where Are Mario Kart World's Non-Mario Racers? Producer Kosuke Yabuki Has The Answer
@mad_and to be fair, that’s like comparing an 11 year old to a newborn
Re: Where Are Mario Kart World's Non-Mario Racers? Producer Kosuke Yabuki Has The Answer
Honestly pretty glad they left them out. This is Mario Kart, not Nintendo Kart