I donāt normally like to be overly harsh with people nowadays but genuinely how in the flying f?($ can you look at this library of 3rd party releases that are buggy, optimized worse than every other version, and only available in digital form and call it āa dream come trueā, not to mention all the games that developers have straight up said they have no plans on bringing to the system. This is catastrophic levels of low standard-having, even for hardcore Nintendo fan standards.
Watch Nintendo not do anything about this but proceed to sue someone online for 1.9 billion dollars and vouch for their execution cause they made an smb1 fangame
The Olympic Games series coming back would be cool, but ONLY and I mean ONLY if Sonic Team are NOT the ones developing it
That series getting taken off their plate was the reason Frontiers, Shadow Generations and Racing Crossworlds were so good, forcing them to make these games every year again would just ruin all of that
Both are equally good IMO. Both perfectly capture the vibe of the game in different ways and I look at them and immediately think "oh yeah thats adventure island". Not voting cause I love em' both.
I really wanna get a switch 2 but as a gaming laptop owner (and one who loves the lil guy) I just. Donāt see a reason to get the system because all the third party stuff is just digital key card stuff and runs moderately the same on pc. BUT also I DO want it because all the first party Nintendo games look amazing and I know theyāll make a lot of bangers for it and itās just. GARAGAHSJAGAHAKS I SIMULTANEOUSLY WANT AND DONT WANT THIS SYSTEM HELPšššš
Genuinely what is the point in getting this console if not a single 3rd party studio knows how to get their games working well on it let alone in a way that separates them from the switch 1 release
After having to suffer through 500 hours of walking dialogue segments in the Insomniac Spider-Man games I wouldnāt mind if developing games to be fun first and story experiences last became the norm nowadaysš
It literally isnāt. If it was they wouldāve given it more than just a singular episode of a Netflix show and a mobile game over the last 5 years. Companies donāt treat their āmost importantā IPs with such half-a$$edness and ignorance. In fact Capcom may as well rebrand into āThe Monster Hunter companyā because thatās all they $&@(ing make nowadays barring the new resident evil or street fighter we get every 4 years.
@Mirage-5x5 Rare went downhill because of their own accord. Everytime a new Banjo project has been proposed or theyāve denied interest in their series itās cause the devs and people at Rare themselves simply chose not do do anything with them. Hate Microsoft but they werenāt to blame for Rareās downfall as all they did was bring them under their umbrella
The Konami Hudson Soft situation was WAY worse yet I donāt see yāall giving them crap for that. Iāll take Nuts and Bolts ANY day over turning Bomberman into smelly anime goonbait again š¤¢š¤®
Ppl will see this and still go ānah brobruhbrah you gotta trust me AAA gaming is doing great itās WAY better than that samey indie crap!!!11ā
Were objectively experiencing a AAA crash rn and with a few exceptions like Marvel Rivals and Nintendoās stuff the market is in absolutely the lowest point itās ever been.
We need to get rid of these human parasites already. In no way do modern rich CEOs and Execs benefit the world or help it go round whatsoever. All they do and literally ALL they do is stomp on the common man while they desperately try to stay afloat while sucking them dry of their money like mosquitos so they can add an unnecessary extra million dollars to their already 90 trillion dollar wallets. Theyāre an outdated concept that does nothing but hurt and ruin lives and they need to go.
Iād be turned off by outright games involvement but both the Patrick Star game and Mutants Unleashed were really good for no reason so Iām cautiously optimistic.
Outright games may not be great but they donāt come off as outwardly malicious like GameMill IMO, they just seem like a studio that wants to make licensed games for a lotta stuff and they hire actual indie devs to do their stuff so even if their games arenāt usually great Iām still ok with em
@Thomystic Never get your hopes up for these Capcom presentations, they're always hot garbage to the Upteenth degree and consist of nothing but trailers for games that showcase nothing new and cringy slop nobody asked for like when the final announcement of their last E3 show was for SFV Esports ššš
I'd genuinely recommend not even watching this if I were you, save yourself the disappointment and wasted time you'll never get back.
I donāt care HOW he feels. What matters is Nintendo screwing over half the main cast and replacing them without even TELLING them. Doug Bowser is the walking definition of a Sleezebag and Iām tired of people treating him like some respectful mage of the āāNintendo Magicāā or whatever.
Wouldāve been mildly interested in this if GameSweatShop wasnāt the one in charge. How ANY company trusts them after Rise of Kong is an enigma to me.
@GinMiguel And having a roster that isn't just kirby, meta knight, dedede, and a bunch of random glup shito enemies. Sakurai has never been good with representing Kirby despite creating it and I'm sorta weary about how that'll turn out with this one.
Art style is a p significant downgrade from the original kickstarter but this still looks p good. Gameplay looks fun enough and the backgrounds look beautiful. Pre-rendered animated segments look HORRIBLE stylistically, though. It's really jarring going from that awful google-ad looking slop art to the actual stylized stuff in the game itself and the fact some designs like Flip and Silas look kinda ugly doesn't really help that.
@PKDuckman Yeah the entire game's premise just screams "r word porn" to me and it's why i don't rly have any interest in touching it on top of the game just looking like a mediocre vertical shoot'em'up that does nothing to stand out from the thousands of infinitely better options out there lol.
@UltimateOtaku91 Difference is Mario is a universally beloved character by young and old alike. Borderlands on the other hand only has a few dedicated fans remaining nowadays, I'd go as far to say the reputation it has currently is largely negative. From a collective 0 people playing Tiny Tina's wonderlands, to the movie completely bombing critically and financially, to it's writing frequently being the subject of discussions around how obnoxious the overly quippy 2010's MCU style of writing has gotten, people have largely turned on the franchise. The series has largely lost its' starpower, especially compared to the Juggernaut Mario and Nintendo as a whole is, so assuming people will wanna buy this just cause MKW is doing well is kinda silly.
Glad to see they havenāt pulled a Clone High Gandhi and just banish him to the ether after unfortunate real world events, wonder if heāll show up in Bananza.
@Rosona Which is why they shouldn't go full tyranical-dictator from-a-dystopian sci-fi-novel mode bricking people's switches remotely and sicing their lawyers and law enforcement on people for something as simple as modifying a console or selling cheap famicom bootlegs. It never stops this stuff from happening and does nothing but make enemies out of potential fans. You don't see Capcom, Valve, Microsoft, Sony, (sort of) Sega, etc. pulling this crap, yet their products still consistently do gangbusters in terms of sales regardless.
@cedarhyped No, I'm mad about a company that has no care or heart for the people that appreciate and work for it. In what universe is firing your employee immediately after they bring up the possibility of a union, something that only benefits employees and makes their live better, or crediting a song creator, something as effortless as putting their name in a credits sequence, not at the very least sleezy and undesirable? Sure, they're not as bad as some of the atrocities companies like Konami or Actiblizzard have committed, but that doesn't mean it's excusable, and I'm tired of them getting a free pass because they make universally beloved games. This is more than just me getting mad at 80$ games, it's me getting mad at a proven cycle of Nintendo stomping all over the people who support them and getting away with it.
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Re: Random: "Splendid Game" - Shigeru Miyamoto Was A Fan Of Banjo-Tooie
Either this is the best-written satire in the world or Y'all are more gullible then the word written on the ceilingš
Re: "Multiplayer Only" Popucom Brings Co-Op Action To Switch eShop Next Month
and nobody will play it cause' it's multiplayer only
Re: Opinion: Third-Party Support For Switch 2 Is Already A Dream Come True
I donāt normally like to be overly harsh with people nowadays but genuinely how in the flying f?($ can you look at this library of 3rd party releases that are buggy, optimized worse than every other version, and only available in digital form and call it āa dream come trueā, not to mention all the games that developers have straight up said they have no plans on bringing to the system. This is catastrophic levels of low standard-having, even for hardcore Nintendo fan standards.
Re: Opinion: PokƩmon Legends Z-A Is The Creepiest Entry Yet, Not In A Good Way
Friendly reminder that TPC wants you to pay 100+ dollars to get the full version of this.
This.
Re: New Dragon Ball Game Project To Be Revealed Early Next Year
Oh boy can't wait for another middling fighting game that has no identity outside of having le epic dragon ball character in it
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Fatal Fury Special (SNES)
Y'all need to add a both option to these I swearš
Re: Random: This Upcoming PS5 'Cozy Life Sim' Certainly Rings A Bell
Watch Nintendo not do anything about this but proceed to sue someone online for 1.9 billion dollars and vouch for their execution cause they made an smb1 fangame
Re: Nintendo Denies Lobbying Japanese Government Over AI, Will "Take Necessary Actions" Over IP Rights
@ShieldHero Doesnāt Matter, thatās what a majority of people use it for so they are completely in the right for going after it
Re: SEGA Announces New Olympic Merch Collab, Reigniting Hopes Of A Mario & Sonic Comeback
The Olympic Games series coming back would be cool, but ONLY and I mean ONLY if Sonic Team are NOT the ones developing it
That series getting taken off their plate was the reason Frontiers, Shadow Generations and Racing Crossworlds were so good, forcing them to make these games every year again would just ruin all of that
Re: Review: Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Switch) - Still Out Of This World
Wow cool I'm still not paying 70$ for it
Re: Nintendo Of America President Doug Bowser Announces Retirement
Good riddance. Bro had 0 charisma, 0 presence, and did nothing but make the lives of everyone around him actively worse.
Glad we're getting a president who seems actually fun and has experience with Nintendo rather than being an EA leech.
Re: Nintendo Of America Reportedly Cuts Loose Customer Service Contractors As It Looks To Outsource
Bro forget Mario we need to recast Doug at this point
Re: Nintendo Direct September 2025: Every Announcement, Game Reveal, Trailer
Wouldāve been decent if it wasnāt for the Danganronpa inclusion š¤¢
Re: Publisher Acclaim Is Hosting Its Own Showcase Today
Well that sucked lmao
Re: Superman DLC Now Available On Minecraft Marketplace
The fact Minecraft is more willing to give us a proper Superman game than anybody at WB
Re: Former PlayStation Head Praises Nintendo For Being "In Touch With Their Fan Base"
@Dee123 says who lmao you? Aināt no way trying to bust someoneās doors down cause they made an 8 bit botw game is justifiable lmao.
Re: Evil Exes Join The Fight In The Latest 'Scott Pilgrim EX' Trailer
Misread the title and deada$$ though Scott was gonna be throwing hands with a bloody evil Sonic the Hedgehogš
Re: Former PlayStation Head Praises Nintendo For Being "In Touch With Their Fan Base"
Oh yeah theyāre SUPER in touch with their fanbase! Just ask any of the lawyers they send to peopleās houses on a daily basis!
Re: Video: Uh Oh, Elden Ring On Switch 2 Has Issues In Handheld Mode
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Super Adventure Island (SNES)
Both are equally good IMO. Both perfectly capture the vibe of the game in different ways and I look at them and immediately think "oh yeah thats adventure island". Not voting cause I love em' both.
Re: Capcom Is Holding A 90-Minute Panel At New York Comic-Con In October
90 MINUTES OF NOTHING BUT MONSTER HUNTER ANNOUNCEMENTS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
Re: Pac-Man World 2: Re-Pac Is A Big Glow-Up On Switch & Switch 2
I really wanna get a switch 2 but as a gaming laptop owner (and one who loves the lil guy) I just. Donāt see a reason to get the system because all the third party stuff is just digital key card stuff and runs moderately the same on pc. BUT also I DO want it because all the first party Nintendo games look amazing and I know theyāll make a lot of bangers for it and itās just. GARAGAHSJAGAHAKS I SIMULTANEOUSLY WANT AND DONT WANT THIS SYSTEM HELPšššš
Re: Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound Will "Average" 30fps On Switch
Genuinely what is the point in getting this console if not a single 3rd party studio knows how to get their games working well on it let alone in a way that separates them from the switch 1 release
Re: Borderlands 4 On Switch 2 Will "Mostly" Run At 30fps
Iāll be flabbergasted if this game sells remotely well and doesnāt bomb immediately upon release lmfao.
Re: Miyamoto Views Games As 'Products', Not 'Works Of Art', Says Ex-Nintendo Dev
Dang yknow what heās got a point
After having to suffer through 500 hours of walking dialogue segments in the Insomniac Spider-Man games I wouldnāt mind if developing games to be fun first and story experiences last became the norm nowadaysš
Re: Mega Man Is One Of Capcom's "Most Important IPs" Despite No New Games In 7+ Years
It literally isnāt. If it was they wouldāve given it more than just a singular episode of a Netflix show and a mobile game over the last 5 years. Companies donāt treat their āmost importantā IPs with such half-a$$edness and ignorance. In fact Capcom may as well rebrand into āThe Monster Hunter companyā because thatās all they $&@(ing make nowadays barring the new resident evil or street fighter we get every 4 years.
Re: PokƩmon Summer Stories Is A Series Of Adorable New Shorts On YouTube
Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love
Re: Romero Games Hit With Layoffs Following Microsoft Xbox Cuts
@Mirage-5x5 Proof? Not saying I donāt believe you, like Iāve said I hate Microsoft, its just Iāve genuinely never heard that before
Re: Romero Games Hit With Layoffs Following Microsoft Xbox Cuts
@Mirage-5x5 Rare went downhill because of their own accord. Everytime a new Banjo project has been proposed or theyāve denied interest in their series itās cause the devs and people at Rare themselves simply chose not do do anything with them. Hate Microsoft but they werenāt to blame for Rareās downfall as all they did was bring them under their umbrella
The Konami Hudson Soft situation was WAY worse yet I donāt see yāall giving them crap for that. Iāll take Nuts and Bolts ANY day over turning Bomberman into smelly anime goonbait again š¤¢š¤®
Re: Romero Games Hit With Layoffs Following Microsoft Xbox Cuts
Ppl will see this and still go ānah brobruhbrah you gotta trust me AAA gaming is doing great itās WAY better than that samey indie crap!!!11ā
Were objectively experiencing a AAA crash rn and with a few exceptions like Marvel Rivals and Nintendoās stuff the market is in absolutely the lowest point itās ever been.
Re: Microsoft Announces Second Wave Of Layoffs, Over 9,000 Jobs Affected
How is decking your CEO in the balls after they do this to you not legal yet
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel - Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Both of these suck LMFAO
Re: EA Worker Pay Continues To Dwindle As CEO Picks Up $5 Million Bonus, Thus Creating Amusingly Tall Financial Graph
We need to get rid of these human parasites already. In no way do modern rich CEOs and Execs benefit the world or help it go round whatsoever. All they do and literally ALL they do is stomp on the common man while they desperately try to stay afloat while sucking them dry of their money like mosquitos so they can add an unnecessary extra million dollars to their already 90 trillion dollar wallets. Theyāre an outdated concept that does nothing but hurt and ruin lives and they need to go.
Re: Aardman Flocks Onto Switch This Fall With A Chicken Run Heist Game
Iād be turned off by outright games involvement but both the Patrick Star game and Mutants Unleashed were really good for no reason so Iām cautiously optimistic.
Outright games may not be great but they donāt come off as outwardly malicious like GameMill IMO, they just seem like a studio that wants to make licensed games for a lotta stuff and they hire actual indie devs to do their stuff so even if their games arenāt usually great Iām still ok with em
Re: Capcom Spotlight Announced For Next Week, Here's A Teaser Trailer
@Thomystic Never get your hopes up for these Capcom presentations, they're always hot garbage to the Upteenth degree and consist of nothing but trailers for games that showcase nothing new and cringy slop nobody asked for like when the final announcement of their last E3 show was for SFV Esports ššš
I'd genuinely recommend not even watching this if I were you, save yourself the disappointment and wasted time you'll never get back.
Re: Capcom Spotlight Announced For Next Week, Here's A Teaser Trailer
Why in gods name would I watch a presentation entirely focused on games that have already been revealed
Re: Mario's Voice Actor Says It's "Unbelievable" To Hear His Voice In Mario Kart World
@Lynel_Richie someone should replace YOU with an AI, maybe itād make actually productive comments then
Re: Mario's Voice Actor Says It's "Unbelievable" To Hear His Voice In Mario Kart World
I donāt care HOW he feels. What matters is Nintendo screwing over half the main cast and replacing them without even TELLING them. Doug Bowser is the walking definition of a Sleezebag and Iām tired of people treating him like some respectful mage of the āāNintendo Magicāā or whatever.
Re: Exclusive: Cosy Roguelike 'Into The Emberlands' Looks Super Cute In Debut Switch Trailer
Meh. Once ya' see a game like this you've seen em all.
Re: Random: Is That The Zelda Triforce In Sonic Racing's Artwork? No, Probably Not
Person whoās only played Nintendo games playing their first non-Nintendo game: āGetting a lot of āNintendoā vibes with this one..ā
Re: Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Team Returns With A New Multiplayer Action RPG
Wouldāve been mildly interested in this if GameSweatShop wasnāt the one in charge. How ANY company trusts them after Rise of Kong is an enigma to me.
Re: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Switch 2 Version Announced Alongside "Paid Upgrade" For Switch
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Re: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Switch 2 Version Announced Alongside "Paid Upgrade" For Switch
@GinMiguel And having a roster that isn't just kirby, meta knight, dedede, and a bunch of random glup shito enemies. Sakurai has never been good with representing Kirby despite creating it and I'm sorta weary about how that'll turn out with this one.
Re: Adorable 'Little Nemo' Metroidvania Wakes Up On Switch Next Year
Art style is a p significant downgrade from the original kickstarter but this still looks p good. Gameplay looks fun enough and the backgrounds look beautiful. Pre-rendered animated segments look HORRIBLE stylistically, though. It's really jarring going from that awful google-ad looking slop art to the actual stylized stuff in the game itself and the fact some designs like Flip and Silas look kinda ugly doesn't really help that.
Re: Review: STEAM-HEART'S Saturn Tribute (Switch) - A Disappointing Return For A Notoriously Saucy Shooter
@PKDuckman Yeah the entire game's premise just screams "r word porn" to me and it's why i don't rly have any interest in touching it on top of the game just looking like a mediocre vertical shoot'em'up that does nothing to stand out from the thousands of infinitely better options out there lol.
Re: "If You're A Real Fan, You'll Find A Way" - Borderlands 4 Dev Gives Tone Deaf Response To Price Concerns
@UltimateOtaku91 Difference is Mario is a universally beloved character by young and old alike. Borderlands on the other hand only has a few dedicated fans remaining nowadays, I'd go as far to say the reputation it has currently is largely negative. From a collective 0 people playing Tiny Tina's wonderlands, to the movie completely bombing critically and financially, to it's writing frequently being the subject of discussions around how obnoxious the overly quippy 2010's MCU style of writing has gotten, people have largely turned on the franchise. The series has largely lost its' starpower, especially compared to the Juggernaut Mario and Nintendo as a whole is, so assuming people will wanna buy this just cause MKW is doing well is kinda silly.
Re: Random: Unofficial Smash Bros. Dating App 'SmashTogether' Shut Down By Nintendo
Normally Iād be super against Nintendo for this, but be fr ādating app for Smash Fansā is a Child Wellfare megahazard waiting to happenš
Re: Nintendo Unveils Diddy Kong's Brand New Design
Glad to see they havenāt pulled a Clone High Gandhi and just banish him to the ether after unfortunate real world events, wonder if heāll show up in Bananza.
Re: Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation
@Rosona Which is why they shouldn't go full tyranical-dictator from-a-dystopian sci-fi-novel mode bricking people's switches remotely and sicing their lawyers and law enforcement on people for something as simple as modifying a console or selling cheap famicom bootlegs. It never stops this stuff from happening and does nothing but make enemies out of potential fans. You don't see Capcom, Valve, Microsoft, Sony, (sort of) Sega, etc. pulling this crap, yet their products still consistently do gangbusters in terms of sales regardless.
Re: Gearbox's Randy Pitchford Admits Borderlands 4 Might Follow Nintendo's New Pricing
@cedarhyped No, I'm mad about a company that has no care or heart for the people that appreciate and work for it. In what universe is firing your employee immediately after they bring up the possibility of a union, something that only benefits employees and makes their live better, or crediting a song creator, something as effortless as putting their name in a credits sequence, not at the very least sleezy and undesirable? Sure, they're not as bad as some of the atrocities companies like Konami or Actiblizzard have committed, but that doesn't mean it's excusable, and I'm tired of them getting a free pass because they make universally beloved games. This is more than just me getting mad at 80$ games, it's me getting mad at a proven cycle of Nintendo stomping all over the people who support them and getting away with it.