@Steel76 Ehhhhhhhh, I wouldn't say that. For every amazing film that pushes the boundaries of art like Secret of Nimh or Batman the Animated Series theres was low effort slop that talked down to kids like Captain Planet(barring the drug episode) or A Troll in Central Park.
Children's entertainment has always been a mixed bag lol, nowadays we get crap like this and Turbo but we also get media that still treats kids with respect like Puss in Boots the Last Wish or Gravity Falls
@nhSnork I can understand the Dreamcast one, but sega has barely touched any of their other arcade games. Laser ghost, golden axe revenge of death adder, segasonic the hedgehog, the arcade versions of alien storm and ESWAT which are completely different from the genesis one, zombie revenge, the dynamite cop duology, bay route, ab cop, rail chase, I could go on and on about the games they refuse to give modern rereleases or ports of!😵💫
And no, having them playable in the Yakuza series doesn’t count.😂
And then there’s the Saturn which they have straight up never touched outside of porting NiGHTS over and over again💀, like how about we see Astal or Thunder force V playable on modern platforms instead of Kid Chameleon and Ecco the dolphin again for the 500000000th time????
Never have I seen a company intentionally fumble their legacy content more than SEGA.
-Remaking space harrier 2 with proper superscaling but not advertising it and only making it available via the obscure mega drive mini 2
-Ending their sega ages series for literally NO reason
-Sonic Colors Ultimate being possibly the worst remaster of a 7th gen game of all time
-The titular collection in this article not having sonic 3 and knuckles on top of massive input lag
-Sonic's Ultimate Genesis collection not allowing you to play regional versions of games which is a detriment considering how bad the USA versions of games like Streets of Rage 3 and Dynamite Headdy are
-Not touching like. ANY of their game library outside of the Genesis and dreamcast. Their arcade games, master system, game gear, Saturn, Sega CD, etc, none of it gets any attention or accesibility
-Rushing Christian Whitehead and crew to the moon and back for Sonic Origins resulting in an unsatisfying product
-Shutting down the Sega Forever twitter which actually provided cool cut content and concepts for their games instead of the reddit slop the Sonic twitter pumps out
-Their unending refusal to allow any classic or obscure sonic characters pre-adventure era to show up in the franchise in any way to the point they almost fire Ian Flynn for simply including a throwaway reference to the Hooligans in one of his comics
I could genuinely go on and on and on. Like they're worse than Nintendo at this point IMO.
These companies always say their things get “locked away in the vault”, well how about I blow the door to this vault off with big cartoon dynamite while wearing a ski mask and striped shirt huh??? What’re these companies gonna do then>: )???
I think this emulator is cool but I also think they should wait until the switch has been out of circulation for a while before continuing to work on it. It’ll be less of a priority to Nintendo by then which means they won’t be under the scornful eagle eyes of their cyborg lawyers 24/7 as well!
@Lizuka yea, i want something like the m2 and ratalaika collections but with all 3 super star wars games, including stuff like cheat toggles and save states etc
Oh ok so mario 35 and all the countless cool reward icons have to be limited and removed forever but the 100$ red alarm clock that doesn't work if more than 2 people are in bed gets to stay forever! Phew! WhewWee that sure is relieving!!!1111: D : D
honestly i want this to above all else have an interesting and well done story. First film had decent worldbuilding and a great opening hook but a majority of it was just kinda safe and sterile, like a modern-day Troll in Central Park. I hope this second movie leans more into the vibe the opening to the first one had and establishes a new villain, preferably the Wa brothers or the Koopalings.
This being announced the same day daffy in wacky land was made publicly available is literally just hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby lmfao, idk what the obsession with putting looney tunes into sports for terrible media is 😂💀
Nintendo is richer than Oswald Cobblepot and Jeff Bezos combined, why should it take them just short of half a year to add such small games to this service? I seriously doubt licensing issues for Prehistorik Man and Bombuzal are that intense (i also like those two games btw im not bashing them). Earthbound I can at least understand cuz' the whole Sony being stingy moneygrubbers thing but. kunio kun dodgeball????
@CartoonDan tbf that’s been a problem these devs have had with their games since their early days at rare with dk64 and banjo tooie especially dear GOD that game is overstuffed and convoluted for no reason
unless they go all out like with digital eclipse or M2's stuff (barring the darius collections: C ) with extra features and stuff i dont rly see the point in buying this. MAME is easier to set up then a toaster and the aca neogeo games dont really take up all that much space to begin with, plus the library line up is super weird. Why are X and 4 the only Metal Slug games on this? I can appreciate the mindset behind these but id rather just get a new metal slug collection from m2 that has the 6th game on it, since that one hasn't seen the light of day for almost 20 years lol.
The japanese box art isn't actually just pure surreal imagery. It actually depicts a watercolor head on view of Mecha-Dobkeratops, the 2nd boss fight of the game. https://youtu.be/vMgv0xSrxpE?si=hXahegmP6sD0snfb&t=28 video timestamped at his boss fight.
This is probably the hardest box art brawl because all 3 of them are equally cool and stylish, i love the dreamlike airbrush look they all go for!
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Re: New Minecraft Movie Trailer Digs Into Steve's Backstory
@Steel76 Ehhhhhhhh, I wouldn't say that. For every amazing film that pushes the boundaries of art like Secret of Nimh or Batman the Animated Series theres was low effort slop that talked down to kids like Captain Planet(barring the drug episode) or A Troll in Central Park.
Children's entertainment has always been a mixed bag lol, nowadays we get crap like this and Turbo but we also get media that still treats kids with respect like Puss in Boots the Last Wish or Gravity Falls
Re: My Nintendo Store Reveals Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Pre-Order Bonuses & Bundle (UK)
Watch the US preorder just be a shabby sticker sheet with 2000’s renders of dk and diddy on them and a notebook with only 15 pages😂
Re: Sega Delisting 'Mega Drive Classics' On Switch eShop This December
@nhSnork I can understand the Dreamcast one, but sega has barely touched any of their other arcade games. Laser ghost, golden axe revenge of death adder, segasonic the hedgehog, the arcade versions of alien storm and ESWAT which are completely different from the genesis one, zombie revenge, the dynamite cop duology, bay route, ab cop, rail chase, I could go on and on about the games they refuse to give modern rereleases or ports of!😵💫
And no, having them playable in the Yakuza series doesn’t count.😂
And then there’s the Saturn which they have straight up never touched outside of porting NiGHTS over and over again💀, like how about we see Astal or Thunder force V playable on modern platforms instead of Kid Chameleon and Ecco the dolphin again for the 500000000th time????
Re: Sega Delisting 'Mega Drive Classics' On Switch eShop This December
Never have I seen a company intentionally fumble their legacy content more than SEGA.
-Remaking space harrier 2 with proper superscaling but not advertising it and only making it available via the obscure mega drive mini 2
-Ending their sega ages series for literally NO reason
-Sonic Colors Ultimate being possibly the worst remaster of a 7th gen game of all time
-The titular collection in this article not having sonic 3 and knuckles on top of massive input lag
-Sonic's Ultimate Genesis collection not allowing you to play regional versions of games which is a detriment considering how bad the USA versions of games like Streets of Rage 3 and Dynamite Headdy are
-Not touching like. ANY of their game library outside of the Genesis and dreamcast. Their arcade games, master system, game gear, Saturn, Sega CD, etc, none of it gets any attention or accesibility
-Rushing Christian Whitehead and crew to the moon and back for Sonic Origins resulting in an unsatisfying product
-Shutting down the Sega Forever twitter which actually provided cool cut content and concepts for their games instead of the reddit slop the Sonic twitter pumps out
-Their unending refusal to allow any classic or obscure sonic characters pre-adventure era to show up in the franchise in any way to the point they almost fire Ian Flynn for simply including a throwaway reference to the Hooligans in one of his comics
I could genuinely go on and on and on. Like they're worse than Nintendo at this point IMO.
Re: Rayman Creator Michel Ancel Confirms Involvement With New Ubisoft Project
aint this dude a sex pest or smth
Re: 'The Bunny Graveyard' Brings Creepy Jumpscares And GBA-Inspired Visuals To Switch Today
“Creepy jumpscares” that entity is kinda adorable actually
Re: Switch Accessory Firm CRKD Is Launching A Rather Unsavoury 'FOMO' Scheme
These companies always say their things get “locked away in the vault”, well how about I blow the door to this vault off with big cartoon dynamite while wearing a ski mask and striped shirt huh??? What’re these companies gonna do then>: )???
Re: Switch Emulator Ryujinx Might Not Be Dead, Despite Nintendo's Takedown
I think this emulator is cool but I also think they should wait until the switch has been out of circulation for a while before continuing to work on it. It’ll be less of a priority to Nintendo by then which means they won’t be under the scornful eagle eyes of their cyborg lawyers 24/7 as well!
Re: Random: Reddit Is Alight With Reports Of 'Pure Evil' Mario Party Jamboree Player
"IRL golden-age Simpsons jokes" Is quickly becoming my favorite phenomenon
Re: Xbox Studio Rare Excited About The Return Of Banjo-Tooie Next Week
Suurrrreeeee they are, LOL.😂🙄
Re: Aspyr Is Remastering Yet Another Star Wars Game For Switch
@Lizuka yea, i want something like the m2 and ratalaika collections but with all 3 super star wars games, including stuff like cheat toggles and save states etc
Re: PSA: Don't Be Alarmed, Nintendo's New Clock Isn't A "Limited-Time" Product
Oh ok so mario 35 and all the countless cool reward icons have to be limited and removed forever but the 100$ red alarm clock that doesn't work if more than 2 people are in bed gets to stay forever! Phew! WhewWee that sure is relieving!!!1111: D : D
Re: Aspyr Is Remastering Yet Another Star Wars Game For Switch
They’ll really remaster everything EXCEPT for the super Star Wars games man💀💀😔😔
Re: Diesel Legacy: The Brazen Age Brings 2v2 Fights To Switch This December
this looks amazing oh my god
Re: Mario Movie Actor Says Second Film Is "Very Exciting So Far"
honestly i want this to above all else have an interesting and well done story. First film had decent worldbuilding and a great opening hook but a majority of it was just kinda safe and sterile, like a modern-day Troll in Central Park. I hope this second movie leans more into the vibe the opening to the first one had and establishes a new villain, preferably the Wa brothers or the Koopalings.
Re: Rumour: 'Switch 2' Will Launch Early Next Year, Claims Accessory Company
new erumoer!!!11
the switch 2 will have. suhgshd
Mario on it🤯💥
yeaah betcha didnt see THAT one comin BUB
it wil l also be able to play nintend o games!!!!!!!!!
thank you guys subscribe for more totally freakin' epic leaks that'll blow your mind!
Re: Review: Looney Tunes: Wacky World Of Sports (Switch) - Zany Sporting Antics That Aren't Much Fun
This being announced the same day daffy in wacky land was made publicly available is literally just hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby lmfao, idk what the obsession with putting looney tunes into sports for terrible media is 😂💀
Re: Level-5's New Yo-Kai Watch 'Holy Horror Mansion' Teaser Supposedly Features AI Artwork
@Otoemetry ohhh gotcha nvm
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's SNES Library With Four More Titles
@Flickumbicus They still do! It's just it takes too long for Nintendo to release them for no reason.
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's SNES Library With Four More Titles
Nintendo is richer than Oswald Cobblepot and Jeff Bezos combined, why should it take them just short of half a year to add such small games to this service? I seriously doubt licensing issues for Prehistorik Man and Bombuzal are that intense (i also like those two games btw im not bashing them). Earthbound I can at least understand cuz' the whole Sony being stingy moneygrubbers thing but. kunio kun dodgeball????
Re: Yooka-Replaylee Art Team Highlight Laylee's New Fluffiness In Remaster
@CartoonDan tbf that’s been a problem these devs have had with their games since their early days at rare with dk64 and banjo tooie especially dear GOD that game is overstuffed and convoluted for no reason
Re: SNK Announces ACA NEOGEO Selection Vol. 1 And Vol. 2 For Switch
unless they go all out like with digital eclipse or M2's stuff (barring the darius collections: C ) with extra features and stuff i dont rly see the point in buying this. MAME is easier to set up then a toaster and the aca neogeo games dont really take up all that much space to begin with, plus the library line up is super weird. Why are X and 4 the only Metal Slug games on this? I can appreciate the mindset behind these but id rather just get a new metal slug collection from m2 that has the 6th game on it, since that one hasn't seen the light of day for almost 20 years lol.
Re: First Minecraft Movie Trailer Features Creepers, Piglins And Jack Black's Steve
Wow!
This looks horrible!
So glad David Zazlav greenlit this and the Flash but Batgirl gets cancelled forever despite being finished!!! Minecraft good fortnite bad!!!!!!
Re: Gearbox Co-Founder Compares Company's Success Rate To The Beatles, And Fans Aren't Happy
@DripDropCop146 bugs in general just get so much flack for literally no reason, like theyre just little friends they aint doin nothin to you😭
Re: Gearbox Co-Founder Compares Company's Success Rate To The Beatles, And Fans Aren't Happy
"How DARE you call me lazy! Muhammad Ali flopped onto the floor for a living, how come he gets a pass but not me?!?!"
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Super R-Type
The japanese box art isn't actually just pure surreal imagery. It actually depicts a watercolor head on view of Mecha-Dobkeratops, the 2nd boss fight of the game.
https://youtu.be/vMgv0xSrxpE?si=hXahegmP6sD0snfb&t=28
video timestamped at his boss fight.
This is probably the hardest box art brawl because all 3 of them are equally cool and stylish, i love the dreamlike airbrush look they all go for!