We need to get rid of these human parasites already. In no way do modern rich CEOs and Execs benefit the world or help it go round whatsoever. All they do and literally ALL they do is stomp on the common man while they desperately try to stay afloat while sucking them dry of their money like mosquitos so they can add an unnecessary extra million dollars to their already 90 trillion dollar wallets. They’re an outdated concept that does nothing but hurt and ruin lives and they need to go.
I’d be turned off by outright games involvement but both the Patrick Star game and Mutants Unleashed were really good for no reason so I’m cautiously optimistic.
Outright games may not be great but they don’t come off as outwardly malicious like GameMill IMO, they just seem like a studio that wants to make licensed games for a lotta stuff and they hire actual indie devs to do their stuff so even if their games aren’t usually great I’m still ok with em
@Thomystic Never get your hopes up for these Capcom presentations, they're always hot garbage to the Upteenth degree and consist of nothing but trailers for games that showcase nothing new and cringy slop nobody asked for like when the final announcement of their last E3 show was for SFV Esports 💀💀💀
I'd genuinely recommend not even watching this if I were you, save yourself the disappointment and wasted time you'll never get back.
I don’t care HOW he feels. What matters is Nintendo screwing over half the main cast and replacing them without even TELLING them. Doug Bowser is the walking definition of a Sleezebag and I’m tired of people treating him like some respectful mage of the “”Nintendo Magic”” or whatever.
@GinMiguel And having a roster that isn't just kirby, meta knight, dedede, and a bunch of random glup shito enemies. Sakurai has never been good with representing Kirby despite creating it and I'm sorta weary about how that'll turn out with this one.
Art style is a p significant downgrade from the original kickstarter but this still looks p good. Gameplay looks fun enough and the backgrounds look beautiful. Pre-rendered animated segments look HORRIBLE stylistically, though. It's really jarring going from that awful google-ad looking slop art to the actual stylized stuff in the game itself and the fact some designs like Flip and Silas look kinda ugly doesn't really help that.
@PKDuckman Yeah the entire game's premise just screams "r word porn" to me and it's why i don't rly have any interest in touching it on top of the game just looking like a mediocre vertical shoot'em'up that does nothing to stand out from the thousands of infinitely better options out there lol.
@UltimateOtaku91 Difference is Mario is a universally beloved character by young and old alike. Borderlands on the other hand only has a few dedicated fans remaining nowadays, I'd go as far to say the reputation it has currently is largely negative. From a collective 0 people playing Tiny Tina's wonderlands, to the movie completely bombing critically and financially, to it's writing frequently being the subject of discussions around how obnoxious the overly quippy 2010's MCU style of writing has gotten, people have largely turned on the franchise. The series has largely lost its' starpower, especially compared to the Juggernaut Mario and Nintendo as a whole is, so assuming people will wanna buy this just cause MKW is doing well is kinda silly.
Glad to see they haven’t pulled a Clone High Gandhi and just banish him to the ether after unfortunate real world events, wonder if he’ll show up in Bananza.
@Rosona Which is why they shouldn't go full tyranical-dictator from-a-dystopian sci-fi-novel mode bricking people's switches remotely and sicing their lawyers and law enforcement on people for something as simple as modifying a console or selling cheap famicom bootlegs. It never stops this stuff from happening and does nothing but make enemies out of potential fans. You don't see Capcom, Valve, Microsoft, Sony, (sort of) Sega, etc. pulling this crap, yet their products still consistently do gangbusters in terms of sales regardless.
@cedarhyped No, I'm mad about a company that has no care or heart for the people that appreciate and work for it. In what universe is firing your employee immediately after they bring up the possibility of a union, something that only benefits employees and makes their live better, or crediting a song creator, something as effortless as putting their name in a credits sequence, not at the very least sleezy and undesirable? Sure, they're not as bad as some of the atrocities companies like Konami or Actiblizzard have committed, but that doesn't mean it's excusable, and I'm tired of them getting a free pass because they make universally beloved games. This is more than just me getting mad at 80$ games, it's me getting mad at a proven cycle of Nintendo stomping all over the people who support them and getting away with it.
@Zaruboggan Completely agree with you omg, the first 20 or so minutes of the film are genuinely really gripping but once they enter the Mushroom Kingdom it kinda just becomes A Troll in Central Park 2 and barely anything that happens during it sticks with you outside of sheer spectacle and a mild chuckle here and there. Hoping this sequel actually tackles giving the characters more depth and it's not like Despicable Me where the characters stay still and stagnant forever after the second film😭
@tektite_captain charging people 80$ for a game isn’t inherently evil, but you know what is?
-Refusing to credit your composers and developers for big movies and video game releases -Suing other devs for simply being inspired by your ideas -Having your ceo fire and blacklist employees for bringing up union suggestions to him and claiming they “made him sad” as an excuse -Treating contract developers like sweatshop toymakers
Maybe DON’T charge people 70$-80$ for your games and go after developers in court for simply being inspired by you if ya’ want people to maintain good will and not resort to stuff like emulation then
We should be focusing less on combating switch 2 scalpers and more on combating the greedy obese slimeball politicians and CEOs who keep pushing for the common people to pay exorbitant prices for this stuff. People hoarding these consoles to sell them on third party sites wouldn't be NEARLY as much of a problem if they were just affordable and easy to obtain.
This wouldn’t be that bad if they weren’t making you pay almost a thousand dollars for the console and games themselves already. Then again I’m not surprised considering Doug Bowser is just Mr Burns IRL so🤷
Was gonna be upset but honestly the digital discount is fair enough for me, especially considering the switch 2 has a black hole worth of storage right off the bat lmao. Sure having cases for games is nice, but also in this current fat-cat run economy spending less money is worth the sacrifice imo.
I wanna love this game so badly but the weapon system is just god awful, one of the worst of any run and gun i've ever played. Everytime you die, your weapon power gets reset to 1, which doesn't sound bad, but your level 1 firepower is so hellishly pitiful that even something as simple as a thin door you need to blast through to proceed takes I KID YOU NOT 10 whole seconds or more, so when you take that and try shooting enemies who have more health than that, it just becomes an unfun slog of an experience where you cant even lay a scratch on even the smallest of enemies, but they can rip through your life bar and kill you effortlessly. Play the turrican games or any of the run n guns over on the sega genesis instead, they're all way more worth your time and a lot of them like ultracore and contra hard corps are already available on the switch.
The C stands for coin, obviously. Pressing it flips a coin in game that depending on what it lands on either bricks your system or gives you invincibility
This guy is like the Zack Snyder of video games, as in his work isn’t anything groundbreaking or revolutionary, but his followers just rave like deranged cultists if he does so much as just blow his nose on a livestream. Like he literally just went “oh neat they’re doing a Nintendo direct:p” and immediately people think we’re gonna get like. Super Mario 64 odyssey ultimate Kirby super smash star 4 feat. half life 3, so when the direct inevitably isnt the most crazy thing in the world, everyone will just be like “GRAAAAH THIS SUCKED WORST DIRECT EVER” and ignore all the actually cool announcements like they always do 🙄
@jsty3105 It's not the titles themselves for me, i shouldve worded my original comment differently I admit. It's the fact nintendo continuously takes near-year long gaps with adding games to these services even though the games with VERY few exceptions are always really simple stuff that doesn't warrant such a long wait. People always say it's licensing issues because nintendo has to work things out with companies, but i cry false on that. Way smaller companies like Hamster and GOG with a fraction of a fraction of the money Nintendo has are able to work deals out with these same companies for THEIR legacy stuff at an INFINITELY quicker and more reasonable rate with harder hitting games, by comparison there's no excuse for this baffling dripfeed approach Nintendo is taking with NSO.
@Atariboy that’s not the point. The point is Nintendo needs to not release like 4 games every 6 months and actually give a consistent supply of titles coming like what arcade archives does instead of this drip feeding BS
You’re telling me you don’t like Lusamine turning into a badass jellyfish monster only to do nothing but sit in the background as set dressing while you fight her pokemon like literally every other normal training battle???😱😱😱😱
As long as we get actually cool games out of this and not “LEGO POP THE BRICK LEGO FORTNITESTARS LOOTBOX BUY LEGO CRYSTALS x100 FOR ONLY 99.99$ FEATURING BORED APE AVATARS AND INNOVATIVE BUILT IN AI ART ENGINES” I’m fine with it lol.
oh no*retroarch*ooooooo!!! this serious*Delta*ly sucks, Stuff like this is doom*snes9x*ing the retro market scene, and they seriously need to *raspberrypi*cut it out or else things'll be hopeless! cougcoughcoigfh9fu sorry guys do i have a sore throat or what lol
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Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel - Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Both of these suck LMFAO
Re: EA Worker Pay Continues To Dwindle As CEO Picks Up $5 Million Bonus, Thus Creating Amusingly Tall Financial Graph
We need to get rid of these human parasites already. In no way do modern rich CEOs and Execs benefit the world or help it go round whatsoever. All they do and literally ALL they do is stomp on the common man while they desperately try to stay afloat while sucking them dry of their money like mosquitos so they can add an unnecessary extra million dollars to their already 90 trillion dollar wallets. They’re an outdated concept that does nothing but hurt and ruin lives and they need to go.
Re: Aardman Flocks Onto Switch This Fall With A Chicken Run Heist Game
I’d be turned off by outright games involvement but both the Patrick Star game and Mutants Unleashed were really good for no reason so I’m cautiously optimistic.
Outright games may not be great but they don’t come off as outwardly malicious like GameMill IMO, they just seem like a studio that wants to make licensed games for a lotta stuff and they hire actual indie devs to do their stuff so even if their games aren’t usually great I’m still ok with em
Re: Capcom Spotlight Announced For Next Week, Here's A Teaser Trailer
@Thomystic Never get your hopes up for these Capcom presentations, they're always hot garbage to the Upteenth degree and consist of nothing but trailers for games that showcase nothing new and cringy slop nobody asked for like when the final announcement of their last E3 show was for SFV Esports 💀💀💀
I'd genuinely recommend not even watching this if I were you, save yourself the disappointment and wasted time you'll never get back.
Re: Capcom Spotlight Announced For Next Week, Here's A Teaser Trailer
Why in gods name would I watch a presentation entirely focused on games that have already been revealed
Re: Mario's Voice Actor Says It's "Unbelievable" To Hear His Voice In Mario Kart World
@Lynel_Richie someone should replace YOU with an AI, maybe it’d make actually productive comments then
Re: Mario's Voice Actor Says It's "Unbelievable" To Hear His Voice In Mario Kart World
I don’t care HOW he feels. What matters is Nintendo screwing over half the main cast and replacing them without even TELLING them. Doug Bowser is the walking definition of a Sleezebag and I’m tired of people treating him like some respectful mage of the “”Nintendo Magic”” or whatever.
Re: Exclusive: Cosy Roguelike 'Into The Emberlands' Looks Super Cute In Debut Switch Trailer
Meh. Once ya' see a game like this you've seen em all.
Re: Random: Is That The Zelda Triforce In Sonic Racing's Artwork? No, Probably Not
Person who’s only played Nintendo games playing their first non-Nintendo game: “Getting a lot of “Nintendo” vibes with this one..”
Re: Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Team Returns With A New Multiplayer Action RPG
Would’ve been mildly interested in this if GameSweatShop wasn’t the one in charge. How ANY company trusts them after Rise of Kong is an enigma to me.
Re: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Switch 2 Version Announced Alongside "Paid Upgrade" For Switch
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Re: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Switch 2 Version Announced Alongside "Paid Upgrade" For Switch
@GinMiguel And having a roster that isn't just kirby, meta knight, dedede, and a bunch of random glup shito enemies. Sakurai has never been good with representing Kirby despite creating it and I'm sorta weary about how that'll turn out with this one.
Re: Adorable 'Little Nemo' Metroidvania Wakes Up On Switch Next Year
Art style is a p significant downgrade from the original kickstarter but this still looks p good. Gameplay looks fun enough and the backgrounds look beautiful. Pre-rendered animated segments look HORRIBLE stylistically, though. It's really jarring going from that awful google-ad looking slop art to the actual stylized stuff in the game itself and the fact some designs like Flip and Silas look kinda ugly doesn't really help that.
Re: Review: STEAM-HEART'S Saturn Tribute (Switch) - A Disappointing Return For A Notoriously Saucy Shooter
@PKDuckman Yeah the entire game's premise just screams "r word porn" to me and it's why i don't rly have any interest in touching it on top of the game just looking like a mediocre vertical shoot'em'up that does nothing to stand out from the thousands of infinitely better options out there lol.
Re: "If You're A Real Fan, You'll Find A Way" - Borderlands 4 Dev Gives Tone Deaf Response To Price Concerns
@UltimateOtaku91 Difference is Mario is a universally beloved character by young and old alike. Borderlands on the other hand only has a few dedicated fans remaining nowadays, I'd go as far to say the reputation it has currently is largely negative. From a collective 0 people playing Tiny Tina's wonderlands, to the movie completely bombing critically and financially, to it's writing frequently being the subject of discussions around how obnoxious the overly quippy 2010's MCU style of writing has gotten, people have largely turned on the franchise. The series has largely lost its' starpower, especially compared to the Juggernaut Mario and Nintendo as a whole is, so assuming people will wanna buy this just cause MKW is doing well is kinda silly.
Re: Random: Unofficial Smash Bros. Dating App 'SmashTogether' Shut Down By Nintendo
Normally I’d be super against Nintendo for this, but be fr “dating app for Smash Fans” is a Child Wellfare megahazard waiting to happen💀
Re: Nintendo Unveils Diddy Kong's Brand New Design
Glad to see they haven’t pulled a Clone High Gandhi and just banish him to the ether after unfortunate real world events, wonder if he’ll show up in Bananza.
Re: Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation
@Rosona Which is why they shouldn't go full tyranical-dictator from-a-dystopian sci-fi-novel mode bricking people's switches remotely and sicing their lawyers and law enforcement on people for something as simple as modifying a console or selling cheap famicom bootlegs. It never stops this stuff from happening and does nothing but make enemies out of potential fans. You don't see Capcom, Valve, Microsoft, Sony, (sort of) Sega, etc. pulling this crap, yet their products still consistently do gangbusters in terms of sales regardless.
Re: Gearbox's Randy Pitchford Admits Borderlands 4 Might Follow Nintendo's New Pricing
@cedarhyped No, I'm mad about a company that has no care or heart for the people that appreciate and work for it. In what universe is firing your employee immediately after they bring up the possibility of a union, something that only benefits employees and makes their live better, or crediting a song creator, something as effortless as putting their name in a credits sequence, not at the very least sleezy and undesirable? Sure, they're not as bad as some of the atrocities companies like Konami or Actiblizzard have committed, but that doesn't mean it's excusable, and I'm tired of them getting a free pass because they make universally beloved games. This is more than just me getting mad at 80$ games, it's me getting mad at a proven cycle of Nintendo stomping all over the people who support them and getting away with it.
Re: Super Mario World Looks To Be The Official Name Of The Next Mario Movie
@Zaruboggan Completely agree with you omg, the first 20 or so minutes of the film are genuinely really gripping but once they enter the Mushroom Kingdom it kinda just becomes A Troll in Central Park 2 and barely anything that happens during it sticks with you outside of sheer spectacle and a mild chuckle here and there. Hoping this sequel actually tackles giving the characters more depth and it's not like Despicable Me where the characters stay still and stagnant forever after the second film😭
Re: Gearbox's Randy Pitchford Admits Borderlands 4 Might Follow Nintendo's New Pricing
@tektite_captain charging people 80$ for a game isn’t inherently evil, but you know what is?
-Refusing to credit your composers and developers for big movies and video game releases
-Suing other devs for simply being inspired by your ideas
-Having your ceo fire and blacklist employees for bringing up union suggestions to him and claiming they “made him sad” as an excuse
-Treating contract developers like sweatshop toymakers
Re: Gearbox's Randy Pitchford Admits Borderlands 4 Might Follow Nintendo's New Pricing
@tiakai92 B-buh-but it has le epic open world!! And uh…….uhhh……..um…..uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: Gearbox's Randy Pitchford Admits Borderlands 4 Might Follow Nintendo's New Pricing
It’ll probably follow the Borderlands movie’s nobody wanting it and bombing financially too!
Re: Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation
Maybe DON’T charge people 70$-80$ for your games and go after developers in court for simply being inspired by you if ya’ want people to maintain good will and not resort to stuff like emulation then
Re: Nintendo Defends Switch 2's Perceived Lack Of Innovation
The only thing it’s innovative in is taking the world of overpriced gaming to new heights😂
Re: Xbox Is Raising The Price Of Consoles, Accessories, And Games Worldwide
“Say hello to 80$ games” nah I think I’ll say hello to piracy instead.
Re: Random: It's Official, Nobody Likes Monty Mole
I feel so vindicated rn ngl
Re: Feature: The Switch 2 Sticks Might Not Be Hall Effect, But They Feel Fantastic
Idc how they FEEL, will they start acting possessed after having them for a year that’s what I wanna know
Re: Japanese Retailer Is Asking The Public How To Combat Switch 2 Scalpers
We should be focusing less on combating switch 2 scalpers and more on combating the greedy obese slimeball politicians and CEOs who keep pushing for the common people to pay exorbitant prices for this stuff. People hoarding these consoles to sell them on third party sites wouldn't be NEARLY as much of a problem if they were just affordable and easy to obtain.
Re: Mario Kart World Is Reportedly The Smoothest Entry Yet
Still not paying 80 bucks for it
Re: Zelda: BOTW Switch 2 Edition Won't Include The DLC, Nintendo Confirms
This wouldn’t be that bad if they weren’t making you pay almost a thousand dollars for the console and games themselves already. Then again I’m not surprised considering Doug Bowser is just Mr Burns IRL so🤷
Re: Hori's Switch 2 Piranha Plant Camera Has Much Worse Resolution Than Nintendo's
Be nice to Izzy man she’s tryin her best😭
Re: Nintendo Comments On Mario Kart World's Controversial Price
I don’t care HOW big and expansive it is, no game is worth 80$.
Re: Switch 2 Games Cost A Bit More Than You're Probably Expecting
Was gonna be upset but honestly the digital discount is fair enough for me, especially considering the switch 2 has a black hole worth of storage right off the bat lmao. Sure having cases for games is nice, but also in this current fat-cat run economy spending less money is worth the sacrifice imo.
Re: Poll: So, How Would You Rate The Nintendo Switch 2 Direct?
it was outstanding but also I'm not paying 90$ per game💀
Re: Mini Review: Rendering Ranger: R2 [Rewind] (Switch) - A Novel Run 'N' Gun/Shooter Hybrid That's Finally Affordable
I wanna love this game so badly but the weapon system is just god awful, one of the worst of any run and gun i've ever played. Everytime you die, your weapon power gets reset to 1, which doesn't sound bad, but your level 1 firepower is so hellishly pitiful that even something as simple as a thin door you need to blast through to proceed takes I KID YOU NOT 10 whole seconds or more, so when you take that and try shooting enemies who have more health than that, it just becomes an unfun slog of an experience where you cant even lay a scratch on even the smallest of enemies, but they can rip through your life bar and kill you effortlessly. Play the turrican games or any of the run n guns over on the sega genesis instead, they're all way more worth your time and a lot of them like ultracore and contra hard corps are already available on the switch.
Re: Listen Up, Mii Are Officially Back And They Now Have Ears
Does that mean they can get Tiiniitus now
Re: Nintendo Has Sneakily Confirmed The Switch 2's Mysterious 'C' Button
The C stands for coin, obviously. Pressing it flips a coin in game that depending on what it lands on either bricks your system or gives you invincibility
Re: Random: Sakurai Sends Fans Into Meltdown Ahead Of Switch Direct
This guy is like the Zack Snyder of video games, as in his work isn’t anything groundbreaking or revolutionary, but his followers just rave like deranged cultists if he does so much as just blow his nose on a livestream. Like he literally just went “oh neat they’re doing a Nintendo direct:p” and immediately people think we’re gonna get like. Super Mario 64 odyssey ultimate Kirby super smash star 4 feat. half life 3, so when the direct inevitably isnt the most crazy thing in the world, everyone will just be like “GRAAAAH THIS SUCKED WORST DIRECT EVER” and ignore all the actually cool announcements like they always do 🙄
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's SNES Library With Four More Titles
@jsty3105 It's not the titles themselves for me, i shouldve worded my original comment differently I admit. It's the fact nintendo continuously takes near-year long gaps with adding games to these services even though the games with VERY few exceptions are always really simple stuff that doesn't warrant such a long wait. People always say it's licensing issues because nintendo has to work things out with companies, but i cry false on that. Way smaller companies like Hamster and GOG with a fraction of a fraction of the money Nintendo has are able to work deals out with these same companies for THEIR legacy stuff at an INFINITELY quicker and more reasonable rate with harder hitting games, by comparison there's no excuse for this baffling dripfeed approach Nintendo is taking with NSO.
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's SNES Library With Four More Titles
@Atariboy that’s not the point. The point is Nintendo needs to not release like 4 games every 6 months and actually give a consistent supply of titles coming like what arcade archives does instead of this drip feeding BS
Re: Opinion: We'll Never Get A Final Boss As Good As Pokémon Legends: Arceus Again
You’re telling me you don’t like Lusamine turning into a badass jellyfish monster only to do nothing but sit in the background as set dressing while you fight her pokemon like literally every other normal training battle???😱😱😱😱
Re: Rumour: Xbox Expected To Join Switch 2 With A New Handheld This Year
I'll give it 2 months tops
Re: First 4 Figures Teases New Banjo-Kazooie Statue, Pre-Orders Open Next Week
does she come with some official Rubbish Video Game character Police figures as well
Re: LEGO Is Apparently "Building Up" To In-House Game Development
As long as we get actually cool games out of this and not “LEGO POP THE BRICK LEGO FORTNITESTARS LOOTBOX BUY LEGO CRYSTALS x100 FOR ONLY 99.99$ FEATURING BORED APE AVATARS AND INNOVATIVE BUILT IN AI ART ENGINES” I’m fine with it lol.
Re: Random: C'mon Nintendo, You Can Design A Better Mario Plane Than This
@MarioLinkSamus ok? Who asked?
Re: Random: C'mon Nintendo, You Can Design A Better Mario Plane Than This
“Can Izzy dab” ahh design💀
Re: Feature: Strictly Limited Responds To Switch Delays And Discontent, And Details An Ambitious Target
@cyxceven Once again, Trash vs. Garbage
Re: Nintendo Switch Online Announces Removal Of Super Famicom Title
oh no*retroarch*ooooooo!!! this serious*Delta*ly sucks, Stuff like this is doom*snes9x*ing the retro market scene, and they seriously need to *raspberrypi*cut it out or else things'll be hopeless! cougcoughcoigfh9fu sorry guys do i have a sore throat or what lol
Re: Feature: Strictly Limited Responds To Switch Delays And Discontent, And Details An Ambitious Target
@Freek Trash vs Garbage