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Re: Poll: Do You Want To See 'Super Mario Bros. Wonder 2'?

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Apparently there were a handful of ideas that they wanted to do in the first game but couldn't due to time or developing constraints. Do a Lost Levels or Galaxy 2 and make a sequel out of those ideas. That and make bosses other than Bowser and Jr., and lightning strikes twice.

Re: Switch Emulator Yuzu To Pay $2.4 Million To Nintendo & Cease Development

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Looking at the text of the lawsuit, there were a handful of major things that tripped Yuzu up.

(1) Patreon. Patreon is a honey trap. They effectively monetized their emulator by locking beta builds with the newest fixes and highest compatibility behind subscription tiers to their Patreon. I imagine this, more than anything else, incurred Nintendo's wrath and opened the door to this suit, as it allowed them to successfully argue that Yuzu was raking in thousands of dollars per month off of Nintendo's IPs.

(2) Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. They broke street date on it, effectively allowing people to pirate a game that hadn't even been released yet. (Metroid Dread, Super Mario Bros. Wonder, and Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury also broke street date and were emulated by Yuzu on Day 0, yet the suit specifically mentioned Zelda.) This ripped apart the "preservation" angle that was successful in past emulator court cases.

(3) Their Discord, and the bragging thereon about scoring .xcis of pre-release games.

(4) Bunnei, the lead developer, outright admitted according to the court filing that according to Yuzu's own data telemetry, most people just downloaded pre-baked builds of games with the encryption keys baked in. In other words, by the devs' own admission, most of the people using Yuzu were pirates who didn't bother dumping their own games' encryption keys. That put a blowtorch to the premise of people legitimately buying their own games but just playing them on higher-spec machines for better frame rates and resolution and more modularity.

Hopefully, anyone who inherits Bunnei's work will be more circumspect and less overtly money hungry. Go underground. Don't use Kickstarter or Patreon or anything like that. Don't try to build forks of the emulator for platforms like the XBOX or Steam (here's looking at you, Dolphin). And keep a tight lid on social media — that means no one poking the IP holder in the eye every chance they get about how the unofficial product is just so much better and that everyone who uses the official hardware is a corporate bootlicker, etc. That never ends well.

Re: Super Mario Maker 2 Updated To Version 3.0.3, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

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@JayronAuron I'm of a mind that people should know better than to use exploits while playing modern Nintendo games in highly publicized venues with thousands of viewers like Games Done Quick.

To take another Mario example, Nintendo saw people Item Bagging during a series of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tournament exhibitions throughout 2023, and that definitely contributed to their moving directly against it.

Re: Soapbox: Game Freak Could Actually Learn A Thing Or Two From Palworld

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I'll say the same thing here that I do to all these "X" slayers.
The people trying to use this game as a cattle prod to attempt to spite Nintendo/Game Freak/The Pokémon Company are doing the game a massive disservice. It ensures that the game gets an immediate rush of hype from influencers and streamers, sure, but that what happens when it drops out of the social media news cycle and the stream monsters have left? Discourse is poisoned, people leave the product in droves, and the thing it was meant to "kill" just lumbers on.
Remember Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl, the game that came swinging out the gate with Melee-style combos and rollback Netcode that was supposed to show that lazy bum Sakurai how to make a REAL platform fighter?

Re: Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Officially Reveal New Mythical Pokémon

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@Beetlebum91 There's the EXP Charm, which gives a permanent boost to experience points gained in battle. It's given to you as soon as you complete one round of Ogre Oustin' (win or lose) which is mandated by the story. Of course, that requires the DLC purchase, but you don't have to have beaten the base game for it.

On the topic of Trainers you have to search for and chat up yourself and instead of jumping you on sight, I like the idea. It encourages exploration and playing at your own pace, gives the player some agency. Do you want to go straight to the end? Or do you want to explore and hunt down enemy Trainers? The game even rewards you at Pokemon Centers if you go out of your way to crush enemy Trainers. Scarlet and Violet had a lot of flaws, but making non-crucial enemy Trainer Pokemon Battles optional was not one of them.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Pokémon Scarlet & Violet: The Indigo Disk DLC

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The people tracking sales numbers for Scarlet and Violet versus other generations are missing the forest for the trees. The games are now just one part of a massive multimedia empire, and the bulk of the income comes not from the games, but from the marketing and merchandise. Some games can underperform or even outright flop (like Pokémon Conquest) and the big mass media franchise that is Pokémon just keeps churning on.

Why is Game Freak still just a relatively small outfit that leases office space in Nintendo's headquarters despite being at the helm of the largest multimedia franchise in the world? Because most of that multimedia franchise money ends up in the hands of The Pokémon Company.

Re: Pokémon Scarlet & Violet: The Indigo Disk DLC - How To Defeat The Blueberry League Elite Four

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You don't strictly need both Jalapeños to win Crispin's trial. One set will do as long as they're placed onto the sandwich correctly — the one from trading is just an out in case you don't want to pay/fight for the other. But if you place both Jalapeño sets onto the sandwich and get all of the other ingredients right, you get special dialogue from him congratulating you for making it REALLY spicy. Doesn't influence anything else though — just a nice Easter egg.

Re: Talking Point: Does Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Need A Full Remake?

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I wouldn't mind a remake, but not in that CryZEN-style Unreal thing everyone seems to love. "Uncanny Valley" is too tame a word for that; it's an uncanny crater. I'd personally like a softer cel-shading style similar to what Kirby did when giving Return to Dreamland the HD treatment. It's easier on both the eyes and system specs and ages much better than trying to attempt realism.

Though if I absolutely had to choose, I'd always pick a new game over a remake.

Re: Soapbox: Can You Really 'Spoil' A Mario Game?

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It's entirely possible to spoil. During the Wii U Era, leakers were drip-feeding spoilers that Super Mario 3D World would have extra playable characters aside from the four shown. Biggest candidates were Yoshi, Wario and Rosalina.

Then Mario 3D World was leaked early onto the Internet and pirated, as all Nintendo first-party games are nowadays, and Rosalina being playable turned out to be true. Rosalina was not in any official advertisements until well after launch, so she was meant to be a surprise. But the cat had long since fled the bag.

Re: Mario Kart Tour's Final New Update Races Our Way Next Week

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@johnnyvibrant Sure, in the general sense of "they've been working on the next machine ever since the Switch's release". We knew from the beginning that the Booster Pass was going to dole out content for MK8D throughout 2022 and 2023, and that everything would be out before 2023 ended.

Re: Poll: Were You Able To Get The New Super Smash Bros. Ultimate amiibo?

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It took some doing to get Pyra and Mythra.

Well after its initial Sunday restock, Amazon was periodically reopening slots on account of thwarted bots and canceled orders. I had to camp my phone for an hour and keep hitting the "Buy Now" button before I finally got one. I've been collecting the Smash line since the beginning, from Smash 4 well into Ultimate, and this is the first time since 2016 that I had to actively fight scalpers and bots to get an Amiibo.

Re: Soapbox: Pokémon Desperately Needs A Rival, But Who's Big Enough To Take It On?

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I think if anyone wants to create something that competes with Nintendo's biggest brands (Pokemon, Smash Bros., etc.), they need to keep a tight rein on their social media. Few things poison the pot like someone, official or not, mouthing off about how "THIS IS THE 'X' KILLER! WE'VE GOT WHAT NINTENDO DOESN'T HAVE! NINTENDO FANBOYS IN SHAMBLES!" Let the product's quality speak for itself.

There's an entire class of influencers and streamers whose MO is "I fell in love with this Nintendo product from the SNES/64/Gamecube era, but then I fell out of love with it, and I will now spend two hours breaking down how each and every one of the newer entries is horrible." Trying to pander to this class is a losing bet, as games like TemTem and Nickelodeon All-Star Battle have found out the hard way. They will invariably leave once the vicarious thrill of poking the biggest dog on the block in the eye fades.

In short, Nintendo needs competition. But don't directly advertise your product as Nintendo competition, as it's counterproductive.

Re: Soapbox: If Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Isn’t Switch’s Swan Song, It Really Should Be

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I predict that there are going to be a lot of jaws on the floor in the next two years. Everyone and his dog has convinced themselves that the next system is just going to be "the Switch, but more powerful". It could just as easily happen that Nintendo's R&D team could look at machines like the Ayaneo and the Steam Deck, decide "The 'Switch 2' idea isn't innovative enough", and try something else entirely different.

Re: As Switch Momentum Slows, Nintendo Expects Further Sales Decline Next Year

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Actually reading the financials, they predict a further decline in total revenues (not just from dedicated hardware) in 2024. I doubt they would be this pessimistic, especially during a quarterly report meant to be distributed to investors who are interested only in the numbers, if they had any new hardware lined up. We can thus safely count out any Super Switch 2/Pro/what-have-you until Q3 2024 at the absolute earliest.

Re: Nintendo Reveals Official Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Switch OLED

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@ADV I'm normally the most skeptical of leaks, but I was pretty convinced that this was a thing once non-blurry pictures started surfacing. Also, it made far more sense that Nintendo would create another OLED model for Tears of the Kingdom, as it did with Splatoon 3 and Pokémon SV, than the other rumors of this Zelda edition being the elusive "Switch 2/Pro".

Re: Nintendo's Share Price Takes A Hit Following Latest Financial Report

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@IronMan30 "Also, to echo other comments, did people really expect the Covid surge to maintain when the world opened back up?"

Apparently, these stockholders did. Many of these stockholders don't even have their fingers on the pulse of the video game industry and just assumed that the line would go up in perpetuity — the myth of infinite growth.

Re: Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Was The Best-Selling Switch Game In The US Last Year

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@Anti-Matter There's also the fact that people complain about the graphics, performance, and quality for every single game in the series. Whether or not those complaints are warranted is not the issue; they were certainly warranted here. But past a certain point, for the general buying public, it dilutes the effectiveness of those complaints, because they've heard it all before.

The shepherd cries wolf every single generation, and when the wolf has finally arrived (the state this game shipped in), the populace just assumes the crier is acting up again.

Re: Video: Does The Switch Actually Feel 'Old' Yet?

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Coming from someone with experience with the Shield, the Switch felt old when it rolled off the assembly line.

That having been said, I think there's going to be a lot of broken hearts and jaws dropped to the floor in the future. All of these articles just blithely assume that Nintendo's next machine is just going to be a beefier Switch with the same form factor and perfect backward compatibility with the current crop of Switch titles. It's just as likely that someone like Miyamoto will take a look at all these new handheld devices coming out, decide "the Switch but beefier" isn't innovative enough because other people are doing it, and come up with something entirely different. Also, from a purely economic standpoint, having the consumer re-buy their games under a different form factor has proven immensely profitable despite critical backlash. Conversely, the last time Nintendo did "previous hardware, but stronger and with backward compatibility and new tech baked in", we got the Wii U and we saw how well that did.

Re: Japanese Charts: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Surpasses 5 Million Sales

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I think it's a good thing that we're seeing the Tour stages released onto Mario Kart 8. I strongly suspect that Tour's going to wind down in the near future as Nintendo is offloading its experiments with mobile gaming, and that this is a way of preserving that work. They've already largely removed the gacha elements from Tour as is.

Re: The Pokémon Company Takes Crypto Company To Court Over NFT Game

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This isn't even the most blatant one. That one goes to "Animoon", an NFT project that basically had creatures that were literal recolors of Gen 1 Pokémon like Charmander, Bulbasaur, and Pikachu, but with random spikes added. It drummed up artificial scarcity by having the first fifteen of its NFT mint be "Legendaries" that would have guaranteed a passive income of $2,500 per month for life. (This was changed from $2,500 to royalties of proceeds from the game they were making, as if the notoriously litigious Nintendo and TPC would have even allowed such a thing.) It was also shilled by the Logan brothers, Jake and Paul.

The "best" part of it was that it falsely claimed it had a "signed NDA" (whatever that means) with The Pokémon Company, and its disclaimer mentioned Niantic, TPC, and Nintendo, but not Game Freak or Creatures, Inc. It was so obvious it was a scam, and unsurprisingly, it rug-pulled soon after launch.