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Re: PSA: You Might Want To Be Careful Buying Pre-Owned Switch 1 Games For Your Switch 2

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@HeadPirate I don't have to imagine, because it happened to me.

I bought a new, built-to-order computer from eBay. It ran fine until three months later, when functionality was crippled. Turns out, the manufacturer had used what was meant to be a single-license OEM version of Windows on every machine they built, and Microsoft flagged the serial number as compromised and locked it out.
This, by the way, was back in 2012. Anyone who challenges this policy had better be prepared to fight Microsoft and Sony as well as Nintendo.

Re: Street Fighter 6's First Season 3 Character Arrives This August

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@rvcolem1 It's not as bad as it looks. The Switch 2 version comes with the first 8 DLC characters. Outfit 2 is purchasable, but you can get it for free by befriending the character in World Tour mode. And finally, the Battle Pass is set up so that if you gain enough levels in it, you get enough premium in-game currency so that you can buy the next Battle Pass without having to shell out more money.

Re: Best MicroSD Express Cards For Nintendo Switch 2

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I managed to snag a 512 GB Express from Onn, Wal-Mart's in-house brand of goods made by other manufacturers and then sold at a markdown. I've heard things both good and bad from Onn, but so far, so good. To be on the safe, I'm leaving the Switch 2 stuff on the internal storage while moving my library of Switch 1 stuff to the new card.

Edit: Apparently scalpers are going hard on the Onn cards too. Mine was the last one in my store.

Re: Xbox Officially Enters The Handheld Space, But Nintendo Won't Be Worried

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@abbyhitter And it'll be at a beefy price too. The existing non-XBOX‐branded ROG Ally and ROG Ally X retail for $800 and $900, respectively. Now add onto that the XBOX logo and a brand new NPU SKU made specifically for it by AMD, and we're likely looking at a floor of $850/$950 minimum unless Microsoft subsidizes it by taking losses on per-unit sales. Keep in mind that people were ready to march on Nintendo's headquarters when the Switch 2 came down the pike for half that.

Re: Publishers Are "Thanking" Nintendo For Game-Key Cards On Switch 2

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You have to remember that in Japan, physical on-disc/on-cart makes for less than half of all game sales. So they're not quite as hung up on tying game data to physical media as the West is. As far as Japanese publishers and consumers are concerned, this is an acceptable compromise between digital convenience and physical possession.

Re: Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Footage Shows 60fps Gameplay For Switch 2

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@John_Deacon "It's been 3 years, so we should shut up and admit that we lost the money we paid for the game, supposedly an AAA attempt?"

I don't know about you, but I have nearly 200 hours logged onto the game. Tera Raids, Shiny Hunts, breeding, Home transfers to get Golden Lures... Performance aside, I don't feel as if I lost a cent.

Re: Rumour: New Leak May Explain Why So Many Switch 2 Physicals Are Game Key Cards

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@Porco

"the big three are phasing out physical media to cut out used game sales entirely"

Let's not get conspiratorial here. The big three are phasing out physical media because, sadly, it's becoming increasingly more expensive to create physical media with steadily diminishing returns to show for it. In Japan especially, less than half of Nintendo's game sales are of physical carts and discs, and the rest of the world is slowly but inexorably trending in that direction as well.

That having been said, I'll buy physical until the day I leave this world.

Re: Opinion: A Few Too Many Questions & Unwelcome Surprises Are Taking The Shine Off The Switch 2 Reveal

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Seeing Sony release a $700 console was something of an eye opener. It awakened me to the possibility that Nintendo's upcoming machine might similarly cost more than initially anticipated, especially if the base specs are as substantial an improvement over the Switch as rumored. So I just resolved to set aside a little more money for the release than I would have otherwise.

Re: UK Charts: A Strong Xenoblade Debut Can't Escape Assassin's Creed's Shadow

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@Poco_Lypso It's Assassin's Creed. You can bro-hug Leonardo da Vinci, accompany Paul Revere along his infamous Midnight Ride, upgrade your Revolutionary War-era warship with iron siding (not in use in the Americas until the Civil War), and shoot a man in the face with a spring-loaded wrist cannon in 13th Century Syria, among other things.

Re: Switch 2 Will Support NFC, According To New FCC Filings

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I still collect Amiibo figurines, and I'm glad Amiibo fever has cooled to its current level, which is just right. Enough to douse the mad rush and speculation (except for Pyra/Mythra and Noah/Mio — bully for Xenoblade), but not so much that the Amiibo line follows Skylanders and Disney Infinity into the graveyard.

Re: Dragon Quest XI S Returns To Switch eShop "At A Permanently Reduced Price"

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@RiasGremory Dragon Quest XI S wasn't just a port of the vanilla DQXI. It was an entirely different SKU, recompiled from the ground up to run on Switch hardware. It was advertised as a timed Nintendo exclusive and thus subject to all of Nintendo's strictures regarding exclusives (Nintendo controlled the pricing, dictated if/when it could come to other platforms, published the game, etc.)

Re: Mario & Luigi's Future In Doubt As A Potential Sony Acquisition Emerges

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It depends on which arm of The Sony Group is doing the purchasing.
Sony Music has historically done well with Nintendo collabs. They've published soundtracks for series like Zelda and Mother and have advertised things like the Switch port of Fate/Extella through Fate/Grand Order. Sony Pictures will be working with Nintendo and Arad Productions to distribute the upcoming live-action Zelda movie.

If it's Sony Interactive Entertainment (the division that owns the PlayStation brand), however, that's a wrap. Part of the reason why Nintendo pulled Smash out of the EVO fighting game tournament lineup was because of EVO being bought out by Sony Interactive.

Re: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door On Switch Has Already Outsold The GameCube Original

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@Zeebor15 I feel as if I'm being gaslit whenever someone mentions the Gamecube era and its games as "Nintendo's golden age". Back when I was a teenager on the cusp of adulthood, the Gamecube was "the kiddie purple lunchbox" and the cool kids on the block got themselves a PS2 or Microsoft's newfangled XBOX machine. I'm glad people realize how great the Gamecube and its games are now, but where was all this love when the system was on the market?

Re: Video: "Keep Your Peaks And Valleys!" - Sakurai Explains Fighter Balance In Smash Bros.

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@Dr_Corndog Sakurai and Nintendo have different balance metrics than everyone else. Who knows? Maybe Steve tends to get smacked around harder and beaten earlier than the rest in, say, full 4-Player Free for Alls. We know that heavies like Ganondorf and King Dedede do much better in FFAs than in one-on-one fights because they can rush in, swing wide, and score bunches of kills with relative ease.