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Re: UK Charts: A Strong Xenoblade Debut Can't Escape Assassin's Creed's Shadow

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@Poco_Lypso It's Assassin's Creed. You can bro-hug Leonardo da Vinci, accompany Paul Revere along his infamous Midnight Ride, upgrade your Revolutionary War-era warship with iron siding (not in use in the Americas until the Civil War), and shoot a man in the face with a spring-loaded wrist cannon in 13th Century Syria, among other things.

Re: Switch 2 Will Support NFC, According To New FCC Filings

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I still collect Amiibo figurines, and I'm glad Amiibo fever has cooled to its current level, which is just right. Enough to douse the mad rush and speculation (except for Pyra/Mythra and Noah/Mio — bully for Xenoblade), but not so much that the Amiibo line follows Skylanders and Disney Infinity into the graveyard.

Re: Dragon Quest XI S Returns To Switch eShop "At A Permanently Reduced Price"

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@RiasGremory Dragon Quest XI S wasn't just a port of the vanilla DQXI. It was an entirely different SKU, recompiled from the ground up to run on Switch hardware. It was advertised as a timed Nintendo exclusive and thus subject to all of Nintendo's strictures regarding exclusives (Nintendo controlled the pricing, dictated if/when it could come to other platforms, published the game, etc.)

Re: Mario & Luigi's Future In Doubt As A Potential Sony Acquisition Emerges

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It depends on which arm of The Sony Group is doing the purchasing.
Sony Music has historically done well with Nintendo collabs. They've published soundtracks for series like Zelda and Mother and have advertised things like the Switch port of Fate/Extella through Fate/Grand Order. Sony Pictures will be working with Nintendo and Arad Productions to distribute the upcoming live-action Zelda movie.

If it's Sony Interactive Entertainment (the division that owns the PlayStation brand), however, that's a wrap. Part of the reason why Nintendo pulled Smash out of the EVO fighting game tournament lineup was because of EVO being bought out by Sony Interactive.

Re: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door On Switch Has Already Outsold The GameCube Original

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@Zeebor15 I feel as if I'm being gaslit whenever someone mentions the Gamecube era and its games as "Nintendo's golden age". Back when I was a teenager on the cusp of adulthood, the Gamecube was "the kiddie purple lunchbox" and the cool kids on the block got themselves a PS2 or Microsoft's newfangled XBOX machine. I'm glad people realize how great the Gamecube and its games are now, but where was all this love when the system was on the market?

Re: Video: "Keep Your Peaks And Valleys!" - Sakurai Explains Fighter Balance In Smash Bros.

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@Dr_Corndog Sakurai and Nintendo have different balance metrics than everyone else. Who knows? Maybe Steve tends to get smacked around harder and beaten earlier than the rest in, say, full 4-Player Free for Alls. We know that heavies like Ganondorf and King Dedede do much better in FFAs than in one-on-one fights because they can rush in, swing wide, and score bunches of kills with relative ease.

Re: Mortal Kombat 1: Khaos Reigns - Official Cyrax Gameplay Trailer Revealed

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I know the Internet's all afire about Cyrax and Sektor being girls. But I don't care about that. I'm just annoyed that it looks like things are settling right back into the old status quo despite the massive superficial changes, making the reboot pointless.

Shang Tsung and Quan Chi have become evil and formed a Deadly Alliance™. Again.
Bi Han is going to be killed and become Noob Saibot. Again.
And it looks like they're going to revisit the whole thing of Cyrax and Kuai Liang fighting Sektor to determine the direction of the Lin Kuei. Again.

Then again, Mortal Kombat 1 is hardly alone in being guilty of this. Street Fighter and Tekken are resurrecting their iconic big bads, M. Bison and Heihachi, despite the previous games in both series making a big show of killing them off and going out of their way to make everyone believe they were out of the game for good.

Re: Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake Looks Stunning In New Gameplay Footage

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What I want is for the option to be there to change between the original chiptunes and the Sugiyama Kobo orchestral soundtrack I know they're itching to put in there. Nothing wrong with the orchestrals; they're among the best in the video game business. It's just a little straining on the ears to constantly hear them. Variety is the spice of life, and choice is always good.

Re: Review: Tsukihime -A Piece Of Blue Glass Moon- (Switch) - A Delightfully Dark Revival For A VN Classic

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@dskatter Longtime TYPE-MOON fan here. Mahoyo's localization wasn't the best. They had to give it another pass when they released the PC version, and they promised to backport the updated localization of the PC version to the existing PS4 and Switch versions. As of today, they have yet to do so.

So some skepticism of Tsukihime's localization was warranted. Thankfully, I've heard only good things about this one.

Re: Palworld Boss Says A Switch Release Could Be "Hard" Due To Technical Reasons

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@Kirbyo The real reason, of course, is that it barely runs on mid-spec machines like the XBOX Series S and the Steam Deck. The optimization needed to pare this game down to the Switch's specs would be too much trouble.

Nothing else. As a note to the more conspiratorial-minded, it's worth noting that neither Nintendo nor The Pokémon Company had any trouble with games like Nexomon, YO-KAI Watch, or TemTem coming to the Switch.

Re: Soapbox: 'Switch 2' Is Nintendo's Chance To Adopt The PC Feature It's Desperate To Take For A Spin

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@KBuckley27 I'm pretty sure we're getting a lot of that. Practically everything from the June 2024 Direct for the Switch was from third-party studios or former third-party studios like Retro. It's a safe assumption that the in-house Nintendo EPD is cooking up something for the successor, but we won't know what it is until closer to the official announcement. Super Mario Bros. Wonder, for example, took only four months from announcement to release.

Re: No, The Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Trailer Was Not Running On 'Switch 2'

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@Snatcher There were musings to that end, yes. At least one person even outright alleged that Nintendo never confirmed MP4 would remain on the current Switch. Despite the Switch logo at the beginning and the end. Despite Nintendo repeatedly stressing that there was going to be nothing on whatever succeeded the Switch going into the June 2024 Direct.

Re: 'Tales Of Kenzara: Zau' Director Addresses "Constant Targeted Harassment"

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I bought the game shortly after its launch, played through it, beat it 100%. It could have been made by a sweet baby or a sour grandpa, for all I care.

It was, to turn a phrase used today, "mid". Not terrible, but not great. There were some glaring flaws that brought down the end product, and I told Nintendo as such in the survey E-mailed to me. The worst part by far was the mandatory escape sequence near the end of the game, after the penultimate boss. It was much more difficult than any of the actual fights, requiring precision platforming and usage of all the tools in the game, but a lot of the difficulty in that was due to the game eating inputs and the ridiculous rubber-banding of the lava rendering it near-impossible to gain a sufficient lead on it. There was only one checkpoint, meaning that you had to go through the brunt of it again if you made one simple mistake (or, more often, if the game refused to recognize a button press). Tweaking the difficulty made no effect on this, as the hazards were lava or spikes and thus instant death. Difficulty like this was fine with the optional platform segments that awarded you Trinkets, but it should not have been on a mandatory sequence right after a boss fight in order to finish the game.

I also objected to the main character being lauded as "selfless" when he was clearly just undergoing his odyssey for the very self-serving reason that he was unable to accept that his father had passed on. Anyone he helped on his journey was just an incidental side-effect of this. He was courageous and resourceful, certainly, but his goals were less than noble; and I felt the game took a little longer than I cared for him or the narrative to acknowledge that.

Next, the presentation. If the game zoomed out enough and you were playing on a large enough screen, Zau's outline could blur into the background and made it hard to pinpoint his presence, which made things unnecessarily hard during tense fights or platforming sequences.

Finally, and this is likely exclusive to the Switch version (hadn't played the other platforms), the frame rate was passable normally but slowed to a crawl during moments like the Spirit Dance fight gauntlets or the aforementioned escape scene.

Re: Japanese Charts: Mario Kart Zooms Onto The Podium, But It Can't Overtake Stellar Blade

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"Finally, the crown will come to me."

@Greatluigi For all the noise it makes on social media, "censorship" boycotts don't move the needle in sales either way nearly as much as one would think, especially for AAA-funded games like this.

To wit, games like Fire Emblem Fates or Xenoblade Chronicles X would have succeeded with or without their respective censorship debacles. On the other side of the coin, you have games like Tokyo Mirage Sessions, which released on the Japanese Wii U one year prior to its Western debut and still underperformed in that year well before there was a localization to take issue with.

Re: Video: We've Played Tales Of Kenzera: ZAU - Here's 12 Minutes Of Switch Gameplay

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The game could be developed, funded, and marketed by flesh-eating Jovian lizards, for all I care. Is it fun to play?

I see a decent, inexpensive Metroidvania with middling-to-good reviews from a developer who clearly poured their heart and soul into it. And it runs well on the Switch with few compromises, unlike many other of its multiplatform contemporaries. That's all I could ask for.

Re: New Mario RPG Survey Acknowledges Existence Of Mario & Luigi Series

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I didn't get the Mario & Luigi survey, but Nintendo sent me one of these surveys back in November of last year. The topic? Pokémon.

I kind of let them have it on how buggy and badly programmed Scarlet and Violet were in the comment section of the survey. Respectfully, of course, but forcefully. I hope others did the same.