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Re: Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Version 1.1.0 Announced, Nintendo Apologises For Performance Issues & Bugs

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@AlexanderDaniels It does seem to work better if you (1) play in handheld or tabletop mode off the dock and (2) have the game data installed on system memory as opposed to MicroSD cards. For a given value of "better", of course, as the frame pacing and the general performance are still an eyesore.

I've played exclusively in handheld mode, and the only thing I've encountered that was off was the game temporarily freezing up when it loaded a bunch of wild Pawmi on the open world.

Re: Digimon Survive Is Getting Review Bombed On Metacritic

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I firmly believe that there should be a moratorium on adding non-professional reviews to Metacritic's aggregate until one week after launch. That way, people get the whining/console warring/developer backlash out of their system and games are more fairly judged on their merits and flaws.

Re: PlatinumGames' Live Service Title Is Off To A Really Bad Start

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The only real surprise is how quickly and badly this flopped. I knew this title wasn't going anywhere as soon as they coupled a full-price buy-in with "live service". Only big hits like Final Fantasy and Destiny can get away with that. What I didn't expect was for it to flame out right at the starting line.

Re: Random: Sakurai Terminator Reference Sparks DOOM, Fortnite And Among Us Smash Bros. Speculation

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@RhiannonRune Paper Mario getting in would piss off more people than it would make happy. Knowing Nintendo, his moveset would be a cross-section of all six of his games instead of just the first two with the most vocal fans.

Also, sometimes a reference is just a reference. Honestly, Sakurai could retweet a cute cat pic and people would immediately start dissecting it looking for clues for the next fighter. I think he even complained about this at Harada's Bar.

Re: Soapbox: Could Switch OLED Actually Make A Reality Of Nintendo's Cheesy Tabletop Dream?

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I once used the Switch in tabletop mode outside of a Starbucks. Had earphones so as to not disturb the populace. Then some kid started trying to pull the earphones off and played Mario sounds loudly using his own smartphone, and that was the least of how obnoxious he became. A polite word to the staff later and he was asked to leave.

Only later did I realize what he was getting at. Incidentally, the game I was playing at the time? Steins;Gate Elite.

Re: Former Star Fox Programmer Would Be Interested In Making A New Entry Without The "Gimmicks"

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There's that word again: "gimmick". A "gimmick" is simply an experimental feature. Whether or not it stands the test of time is a factor of whether the players accept it, this being the only difference between "innovation" and "gimmick". Many things we accept as granted now were "gimmicks" at some points.

Force feedback on controllers. Fully 3D graphics. Polygonal models instead of sprites. More than two players playing on the same screen or field at once. Being able to play remotely with other players through the Internet on different machines instead of having to do so face-on-face on one console. The mere concept of adding additional content to an existing game through an Internet download. Motion control instead of tactile button controllers. Wireless controllers. Storing game data on discs instead of consoles. Storing save data separately from game data.

Re: Sakurai Says Smash Bros. Ultimate's Next DLC Fighter Really Will Be The Last One

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@Monzerol Magolor.

1. He has the most recurring appearances for a modern-era Kirby character.

2. He's the last original character made for the Kirby franchise during Sakurai's tenure there before he left HAL Labs to head Sora, LTD, for that career book-end effect.

3. Two variations of his boss fight theme are already available in Ultimate as selectable music for Kirby and original stages.

4. He has already shown the potential for having a wide and varied moveset, thanks to Kirby: Star Allies and Kirby Fighters.

5. He's cute and round, at least in his first form, which allows differentation from the humanoid fighters dominating the DLC roster while at the same time using the Kirby/Meta Knight/Jigglypuff skeleton for relative ease of development.

Re: Review: Mario Golf: Super Rush - A Solid Swing, But Par For The Course

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@zool "All the reviews commented on the lack of courses. Is that because they are being with held back to sell later."

Not necessarily. We know from an earlier stream that New Donk City is going to come free in a later title update. Also, all of Mario Tennis Aces' DLC characters and extra options came free (barring the Nintendo Switch Online subscription, of course).

Re: Doug Bowser Responds To Reports About "Upgraded Switch Replacement" (Again)

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I can understand Nintendo not wanting to immediately join Sony's and Microsoft's arms race, but I can immediately think of multiple ways where newer technology could enhance the experience.

1. Games developed by Monolith Soft (Xenoblade Chronicles, Zelda: Breath of the Wild) could use more consistent frame rates.
2. Omega Force (Musou/Warriors games) could divert the extra power towards better AI, higher enemy densities, and — again — smoothing out resolution and frame rate issues.
3. Fountain of Dreams in Super Smash Ultimate wouldn't have to make the trade-off between frame rate consistency and water reflection fidelity, thus making it tournament legal again.

And that's limiting it to games made by Nintendo or directly under its immediate umbrella.

Edit: Did I mention consistent frame rates? I do believe I did.

Re: Kazuya From Tekken Is The Next Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC Fighter

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And once more we have proof that the "leakers" and "insiders" are full of fecal matter. The only one who got this right had Kazuya on a long list of about forty or so characters. Not only did we get a Tekken character and not the usual perennials of Dante, Doom MC, Waluigi, Rayman, etc.; but we also have multiple announcements of games with a 2022 release window and not a single announcement of any new hardware for the Switch.

Re: Nintendo Asks That You Don't Co-Stream The E3 2021 Nintendo Direct, Thanks Very Much

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@Razer That's the thing. You keep mentioning "competition". Nintendo hasn't viewed Sony as competition for about 15 years. And it's because of that bubble of insulation from competition that Nintendo can issue boneheaded decrees like this. Why bother competing when the "competition" has ceded an entire, hugely profitable market niche to you, after all?

Edit: That having been said, if I had to guess as to why, it's that Nintendo is going to fly in the face of all of the "leaks" and rumors and not release anything on the "New Switch"/"Switch Pro" here, and it wants to manage fan expectations on that front. Which is going to be harder to do if the information is filtered through unsanctioned influencers.