6/10 just because of frame rate issues? Doesn't that seem a bit harsh?
You know, unless the game is literally unplayable.
Edit: it isn't, and the game is really fun. I see how people might be a bit mixed on the direction, but cmon, we all know the best part of the first game was the Sunset Express. This game is the best of both worlds! It's an action-adventure game in the skin of a rougelite! Though I will admit, it is a bit strange that a game that boiled down to "Zelda parody with Yoshi commits Tax Fraud inspired plot" has become... Turnip Boy Robs a Bank. Though you COULD say it's a parody of Into the Gungeon.
And now to hope I didn't offend anyone.
This is like if a country said "We're copyrighting air! You can't breathe it anymore without OUR permission." This comment is getting copyrighted eight times right now!
For my first game of 2023, I'm playing a game I should've played a long time ago... I'm finally playing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Can't wait to see how long I last!
WHELP Honestly, when I saw the NPC for the first time, I was legitimately surprised. Then ILT that The Completionist committed charity fraud. Fun! Hopefully he's replaced with another reference.
Games played: about 30 excluding NSO trials
Total hours spent playing: 469
Game played the most: Celeste (72 hours)
Favorite game of the year: Celeste
Favorite game of all time: Celeste
Time for the FREEWARE GIVEAWAY! Participated once since I just so happened to own a game published by No Gravity that was actually good, and all I can say is... well... none of it's malware?
I literally just beat the original three months ago or so, so needless to say I don't want to immediately play it AGAIN! However, I have spoiled myself instead by looking at the leaks, and without spoiling anything, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT. Also the soundtrack is a bop.
@HeftyLaces
Chrises weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a Pratt still unnamed
Bear this torch against the Chris of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying Praaaatttttt!!!!
I've finally found a way to work through my backlog. It's called the Wheel of Suffering! The first game I got was Mario Bros 3, so that's what I'm playing!
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Re: Splatoon 3 'Side Order' DLC Inks Its Way Onto Switch Next Month
Every day, Febuary is looking more likely to have a Direct than ever.
Re: ZREO Is Revisiting Zelda: Twilight Symphony With An 80-Piece Orchestra
@Olliemar28 When the photo for the article is literally Midna's face, you can only come to so many conclusions
Re: It's Official, 3DS And Wii U Online Play Ends 8th April 2024
Time to wait for RiiDS or whatever the fan server will be called
Re: Palworld Has A Pokémon Mod, Though Video Takedowns Are Already Being Dished out
There's a reason it's called a "takedown"
Re: ZREO Is Revisiting Zelda: Twilight Symphony With An 80-Piece Orchestra
This article scared the bejesus out of me. I thought a Twilight Princess remake was announced!
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 20th)
I already beat Turnip Boy Robs a Bank. Now to play Old Super Mario Bros DS.
Re: Back Page: 'DO NOT MENTION SWITCH 2' - We Infiltrate Nintendo And Sneak A Peek At Its 2024 Calendar
Honestly, a remaster/make of the Zelda II and the DS Kirby games would be phenomenal
Re: Mini Review: Turnip Boy Robs A Bank (Switch) - A Faulty Frame Rate Foils This Fun Caper
6/10 just because of frame rate issues? Doesn't that seem a bit harsh?
You know, unless the game is literally unplayable.
Edit: it isn't, and the game is really fun. I see how people might be a bit mixed on the direction, but cmon, we all know the best part of the first game was the Sunset Express. This game is the best of both worlds! It's an action-adventure game in the skin of a rougelite! Though I will admit, it is a bit strange that a game that boiled down to "Zelda parody with Yoshi commits Tax Fraud inspired plot" has become... Turnip Boy Robs a Bank. Though you COULD say it's a parody of Into the Gungeon.
And now to hope I didn't offend anyone.
Re: Nintendo Download: 18th January (North America)
Time to commit crimes as a vegetable!
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting Prince Of Persia: The Lost Crown?
Nah, I'd prefer to rob a bank as a vegetable
Re: Take-Two Has Filed A Trademark Dispute Over Remedy's Awesome New Logo
This is like if a country said "We're copyrighting air! You can't breathe it anymore without OUR permission." This comment is getting copyrighted eight times right now!
Re: 8-Bit Parody 'The Transylvania Adventure Of Simon Quest' Comes To Switch In 2025
I swear I saw Spore Spawn and a Phanto in that trailer
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 13th)
Breath of the Wild has become my life. Someone help. Please.
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's GBA Library With Two RPG Classics Next Week
Add this to the list of "games I should play but am not particularly interested in at the current moment"
Re: Nintendo Download: 11th January (North America)
Nothing this week, but next week I actually might be getting something!
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 6th)
I finally decided to get the Ori Collection, so of course I'm playing that. Hopefully it lives up to expectations!
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (December 30th)
For my first game of 2023, I'm playing a game I should've played a long time ago... I'm finally playing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Can't wait to see how long I last!
Re: No Gravity Games Is Giving Away 12 Free Switch Games This Month (North America)
Ok but actually Destropolis is pretty fun
Re: Sea Of Stars Developer Sabotage Replacing 'The Completionist' NPC
WHELP
Honestly, when I saw the NPC for the first time, I was legitimately surprised. Then ILT that The Completionist committed charity fraud. Fun! Hopefully he's replaced with another reference.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom's 'Game Awards' Artwork Is Now A Reward On My Nintendo
Why does it remind me of Bastion?
Re: Site News: Got A Second To Fill Out Our Reader Survey?
@Purgatorium Wait that wasn't an option right?
Re: Talking Point: What Classic Sega Franchises Do You Want To See Rebooted?
Why not Dynamite Headdy?
Re: Nintendo Download: 14th December (North America)
I'll just stick to Sea of Stars, thanks...
Re: Your 'Nintendo Switch Year In Review 2023' Stats Are Available Now
Games played: about 30 excluding NSO trials
Total hours spent playing: 469
Game played the most: Celeste (72 hours)
Favorite game of the year: Celeste
Favorite game of all time: Celeste
Re: No Gravity Games Is Giving Away 12 Free Switch Games This Month (North America)
Time for the FREEWARE GIVEAWAY! Participated once since I just so happened to own a game published by No Gravity that was actually good, and all I can say is... well... none of it's malware?
Re: Review: Celeste (Switch eShop)
This is my favorite game of all time
Re: Nintendo Live 2024 Tokyo Has Been Cancelled
@Maxz Ah. I see. My bad! Just never cared for Splatoon myself. Didn't realize it meant so much to some people.
Re: Nintendo Live 2024 Tokyo Has Been Cancelled
And nothing of value was lost
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 17.0.1 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
No joke I had a nightmare last night that featured god as a horse. Coincidence?
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (December 2nd)
I'm playing AM2R! Been having a blast.
Re: Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games And Accessories For December 2023 And January 2024
Did someone say "Nothing I care about is getting released"? No? Just me? Well, I'm good for now.
Re: Nintendo Download: 30th November (North America)
Nothing for me. That's all.
Re: Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road Kicks Off Switch Beta Testing In March 2024
When I saw Victory Road, I IMMEDIATELY though Pokemon. Just me?
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (November 25th)
Got six games for Black Friday, and today I'm playing A Short Hike! Hopefully it lives up to expectations.
Re: Nintendo Download: 23rd November (North America)
I'm saving the will of my parents to buy me stuff, aka my money, until Black Friday. Then I'm gonna restock!
Re: Nintendo Aware Of Super Mario RPG "Paratroopa" Bug Preventing Progress
Well, at least the bug is easily fixable!
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (November 18th)
Anyone else playing Metroid Fusion? No? Just me?
Re: Super Mario RPG: How To Defeat Exor
Can you still instakill with Geno Whirl?
Re: Random: New College Course Is Grading Students On Their Zelda: TOTK Engineering Skills
"research" You mean getting to play the game for free?
Re: Review: Super Mario RPG - A Timeless Classic Returns In A Remake Done Right
Yes Alana, it is an RPG
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting Super Mario RPG On Switch?
I literally just beat the original three months ago or so, so needless to say I don't want to immediately play it AGAIN! However, I have spoiled myself instead by looking at the leaks, and without spoiling anything, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.
Also the soundtrack is a bop.
Re: Nintendo Is Most-Nominated Publisher At The Game Awards 2023
"The Big N scoops 15 noms"
Mmm, delicious, I love a good nom in the morning!
...oh wait wrong nom
Re: New Pokémon Scarlet & Violet 7-Star Tera Raid Battle Event Announced For This Weekend
Awww, adorable!
KILL THEM ALL
Re: Poll: Do You Think We'll See Hollow Knight: Silksong This Year?
I think the fact that "Silksong is a myth" got the most votes says something about the game
Re: Nintendo Announces Indie World Showcase For Tomorrow, November 14th
You know the rules, and so do I...
TEAM CHERRY WHY
Re: Talking Point: So, Who Could Play Link, Zelda, Ganondorf In The Upcoming Zelda Movie?
@HeftyLaces
Chrises weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a Pratt still unnamed
Bear this torch against the Chris of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying Praaaatttttt!!!!
Re: Talking Point: So, Who Could Play Link, Zelda, Ganondorf In The Upcoming Zelda Movie?
Simple! Everyone is Chris Pratt.
Re: Reaction: What's Your Gut Feeling On The Zelda Movie News?
Honestly? I don't care. Now if a kirby movie was in the works...
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (November 4th)
I've finally found a way to work through my backlog. It's called the Wheel of Suffering! The first game I got was Mario Bros 3, so that's what I'm playing!
Re: Can You Name The Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Fighter From Their Feet?
Barely (toe)nailed it with a score of 18!