I already know when I'm gonna get this. When it's on sale for $20. It just looks like one of those games that's good, but that I wouldn't buy for over $30 at most.
Holy moly! 35,000 cards! That's at least $2! ...all jokes aside, this is very sad, but also how did they steal 35,000 cards? Like, I know they're thin, but that's still a lot!
WOOOOOOO BABYYY, THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Side note, I just realized it's a BUTTon. HA HA.
6/10 just because of frame rate issues? Doesn't that seem a bit harsh?
You know, unless the game is literally unplayable.
Edit: it isn't, and the game is really fun. I see how people might be a bit mixed on the direction, but cmon, we all know the best part of the first game was the Sunset Express. This game is the best of both worlds! It's an action-adventure game in the skin of a rougelite! Though I will admit, it is a bit strange that a game that boiled down to "Zelda parody with Yoshi commits Tax Fraud inspired plot" has become... Turnip Boy Robs a Bank. Though you COULD say it's a parody of Into the Gungeon.
And now to hope I didn't offend anyone.
This is like if a country said "We're copyrighting air! You can't breathe it anymore without OUR permission." This comment is getting copyrighted eight times right now!
For my first game of 2023, I'm playing a game I should've played a long time ago... I'm finally playing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Can't wait to see how long I last!
WHELP Honestly, when I saw the NPC for the first time, I was legitimately surprised. Then ILT that The Completionist committed charity fraud. Fun! Hopefully he's replaced with another reference.
Games played: about 30 excluding NSO trials
Total hours spent playing: 469
Game played the most: Celeste (72 hours)
Favorite game of the year: Celeste
Favorite game of all time: Celeste
Time for the FREEWARE GIVEAWAY! Participated once since I just so happened to own a game published by No Gravity that was actually good, and all I can say is... well... none of it's malware?
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Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (February 3rd)
Well, time to play the actually good Ori game
Re: Hacker Gary Bowser Discusses Post-Jail Life And Chipping Away At Nintendo's $14m
Unrelated, but with all the articles about evil today, I think it'd be fitting to call today "day of the villans"
Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of The Demo For Mario Vs. Donkey Kong?
I already know when I'm gonna get this. When it's on sale for $20. It just looks like one of those games that's good, but that I wouldn't buy for over $30 at most.
Re: Random: Thieves Rob 35,000 Pokémon Cards From California Store
Holy moly! 35,000 cards! That's at least $2! ...all jokes aside, this is very sad, but also how did they steal 35,000 cards? Like, I know they're thin, but that's still a lot!
Re: Random: Nintendo's WarioWare Website Contains A Dedicated Fart Button
WOOOOOOO BABYYY, THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Side note, I just realized it's a BUTTon. HA HA.
Re: Indie Hit Celeste Celebrates 6th Anniversary With Free N64-Style 3D Platformer
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'll take it!
Re: The Wand Company's Poké Ball Replicas Go Mini From February
And stop motion fans the world over rejoiced
Re: Feature: NieR’s Orchestra Concert Delivered An Unforgettable Night, And A Yoko Taro Tease
What type of game even IS NieR? I've heard of it before, but never looked into it.
Re: Anniversary: Pokémon FireRed And LeafGreen Are 20 Years Old Today
@mariomaster96 Ditto (see what I did there?), except I had Emerald instead of Ruby
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 27th)
I'm playing the original New Soup
Re: Celeste Devs Making "Something Small But Cool" For 6th Anniversary
Ok but will it be on Switch?
Re: Balatro Is A Roguelike Deck-Builder All About Cheating At Poker
Real good game to watch played while having snacks
Re: Microsoft Lays Off 1,900 Xbox, Bethesda And Activision Blizzard Employees
@Cheez yes
Re: Microsoft Lays Off 1,900 Xbox, Bethesda And Activision Blizzard Employees
I smell depression!
Re: My Nintendo Store Reveals Princess Peach: Showtime! Pre-Order Bonuses (UK)
The pin looks like one of those cookies that taste horrible but have a cute design
Re: Sonic Meets Mega Man In High-Speed Retro Platformer 'Berserk Boy'
Color me interested! I'll check out the reviews first, just to be safe, but I like the look of this.
Re: Nintendo Download: 25th January (North America)
Already bought my one game of the month, I'm good!
Re: Splatoon 3 'Side Order' DLC Inks Its Way Onto Switch Next Month
Every day, Febuary is looking more likely to have a Direct than ever.
Re: ZREO Is Revisiting Zelda: Twilight Symphony With An 80-Piece Orchestra
@Olliemar28 When the photo for the article is literally Midna's face, you can only come to so many conclusions
Re: It's Official, 3DS And Wii U Online Play Ends 8th April 2024
Time to wait for RiiDS or whatever the fan server will be called
Re: Palworld Has A Pokémon Mod, Though Video Takedowns Are Already Being Dished out
There's a reason it's called a "takedown"
Re: ZREO Is Revisiting Zelda: Twilight Symphony With An 80-Piece Orchestra
This article scared the bejesus out of me. I thought a Twilight Princess remake was announced!
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 20th)
I already beat Turnip Boy Robs a Bank. Now to play Old Super Mario Bros DS.
Re: Back Page: 'DO NOT MENTION SWITCH 2' - We Infiltrate Nintendo And Sneak A Peek At Its 2024 Calendar
Honestly, a remaster/make of the Zelda II and the DS Kirby games would be phenomenal
Re: Mini Review: Turnip Boy Robs A Bank (Switch) - A Faulty Frame Rate Foils This Fun Caper
6/10 just because of frame rate issues? Doesn't that seem a bit harsh?
You know, unless the game is literally unplayable.
Edit: it isn't, and the game is really fun. I see how people might be a bit mixed on the direction, but cmon, we all know the best part of the first game was the Sunset Express. This game is the best of both worlds! It's an action-adventure game in the skin of a rougelite! Though I will admit, it is a bit strange that a game that boiled down to "Zelda parody with Yoshi commits Tax Fraud inspired plot" has become... Turnip Boy Robs a Bank. Though you COULD say it's a parody of Into the Gungeon.
And now to hope I didn't offend anyone.
Re: Nintendo Download: 18th January (North America)
Time to commit crimes as a vegetable!
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting Prince Of Persia: The Lost Crown?
Nah, I'd prefer to rob a bank as a vegetable
Re: Take-Two Has Filed A Trademark Dispute Over Remedy's Awesome New Logo
This is like if a country said "We're copyrighting air! You can't breathe it anymore without OUR permission." This comment is getting copyrighted eight times right now!
Re: 8-Bit Parody 'The Transylvania Adventure Of Simon Quest' Comes To Switch In 2025
I swear I saw Spore Spawn and a Phanto in that trailer
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 13th)
Breath of the Wild has become my life. Someone help. Please.
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's GBA Library With Two RPG Classics Next Week
Add this to the list of "games I should play but am not particularly interested in at the current moment"
Re: Nintendo Download: 11th January (North America)
Nothing this week, but next week I actually might be getting something!
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 6th)
I finally decided to get the Ori Collection, so of course I'm playing that. Hopefully it lives up to expectations!
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (December 30th)
For my first game of 2023, I'm playing a game I should've played a long time ago... I'm finally playing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Can't wait to see how long I last!
Re: No Gravity Games Is Giving Away 12 Free Switch Games This Month (North America)
Ok but actually Destropolis is pretty fun
Re: Sea Of Stars Developer Sabotage Replacing 'The Completionist' NPC
WHELP
Honestly, when I saw the NPC for the first time, I was legitimately surprised. Then ILT that The Completionist committed charity fraud. Fun! Hopefully he's replaced with another reference.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom's 'Game Awards' Artwork Is Now A Reward On My Nintendo
Why does it remind me of Bastion?
Re: Site News: Got A Second To Fill Out Our Reader Survey?
@Purgatorium Wait that wasn't an option right?
Re: Talking Point: What Classic Sega Franchises Do You Want To See Rebooted?
Why not Dynamite Headdy?
Re: Nintendo Download: 14th December (North America)
I'll just stick to Sea of Stars, thanks...
Re: Your 'Nintendo Switch Year In Review 2023' Stats Are Available Now
Games played: about 30 excluding NSO trials
Total hours spent playing: 469
Game played the most: Celeste (72 hours)
Favorite game of the year: Celeste
Favorite game of all time: Celeste
Re: No Gravity Games Is Giving Away 12 Free Switch Games This Month (North America)
Time for the FREEWARE GIVEAWAY! Participated once since I just so happened to own a game published by No Gravity that was actually good, and all I can say is... well... none of it's malware?
Re: Review: Celeste (Switch eShop)
This is my favorite game of all time
Re: Nintendo Live 2024 Tokyo Has Been Cancelled
@Maxz Ah. I see. My bad! Just never cared for Splatoon myself. Didn't realize it meant so much to some people.
Re: Nintendo Live 2024 Tokyo Has Been Cancelled
And nothing of value was lost
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 17.0.1 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
No joke I had a nightmare last night that featured god as a horse. Coincidence?
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (December 2nd)
I'm playing AM2R! Been having a blast.
Re: Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games And Accessories For December 2023 And January 2024
Did someone say "Nothing I care about is getting released"? No? Just me? Well, I'm good for now.
Re: Nintendo Download: 30th November (North America)
Nothing for me. That's all.
Re: Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road Kicks Off Switch Beta Testing In March 2024
When I saw Victory Road, I IMMEDIATELY though Pokemon. Just me?