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Looks neat, but a hundred dollar alarm clock? Yeah I'm good thanks.

Heh heh, this is gonna be a bloodbath

I kinda feel like the end-of-year direct slot was taken by last month's double direct, but if there's one this month I'm all for it!

This movie is either going to be genius satire or an absolute ***** show. I honestly can't tell which.

"Shogun, don't tellgun"
I don't know if I should clap my hands or slap my face

Making a one-time purchase, offline-only version is actually brilliant. Wished they did that with other apps (cough cough Dr. Mario World cough cough)

Don't get your hopes up...

@LadyCharlie Luckily, I've already begun a whole series of games, so I'll be fine just occasionally playing it.

slams fists on table CMON! I wanted to be done with this game... cries in agony

No! Don't throw me back into vampire survivors! Please! NOOOOOOOOO!

I know there's the saying "don't f*ck what you eat", but that fridge though...

HE'S BEEN DECAPITATED! XD
Seriously though what were they thinking?

I wondered why there were so many fighting games. I did not know what EVO was XD

It's soulless. LIKE ACTUAL SCHOOL! Most realistic game ever.

@iLikeUrAttitude
My comment was sarcasm on the fact that Palworld is similar to Pokemon, and Nintendo is quite stringent on protecting their property (as we've seen recently with Heaven Studio...).
Also, yes the Switch is underpowered, but is power really what it's going for?

"technical reasons" sounds like such an excuse, we know the real reason /s

@Thomystic I mean, Scott the Woz fans will probably also want a copy

Luckly I grabbed it a couple weeks ago. Close one! Sad it's gone for now, though.

I mean, I think it's reasonable to let Retro off the hook on this one. Have you SEEN Prime 4? It looks INCREDIBLE!
...then again I'm not really a DK guy myself.

For the most part one could say it's a coincidence, but cmon, the rock field and the EASTERN PALACE are pretty damning pieces of evidence

Nintendo is like a grampa who has really good stories, and is really kind, but anyone who shares even a piece of one of his stories, even if it's severely edited, gets put on his hitlist.

Neva gonna give you up!
In all seriousness, my time playing Gris was... interesting. Honestly, the game felt tedious, and not in a "this was intentional" way like with, say, The Longing. Plus, while I enjoy a good story, Gris' didn't really click with me. Also, I've never watched a Studio Ghibli film, as for some reason I feel like I can't watch anime (probably just teenager jazz). However, when the game inevitably goes on sale, I'll probably still give it a go. For one thing, Gris DID look stunning, no matter what my bored-gourd mind said, and this game looks to be the same. Plus, while I'm more of a ferret person myself, Neva is quite adorable, and uses a design that has absolutely NEVER been done before. ...that was a joke I've seen a very similar design at least twice before. Still pretty cute, though.

Keep in mind, when they said "direct", they could have meant any kind of direct, including shudders a partner showcase. HOWEVER, if we do get a regular direct... honestly I don't care I just got Vampire Survivors I think I'm set for the rest of my life.

@Ironcore Oh boy, here we go again...
Anyways, I'm not getting the game, but only because I just beat the original (like when they announced the remake, it was my most recently beaten game), but I'm pretty sure the stunning visuals make up for any frame rate issues. Plus, I'm not sure the game needed much new content, so a QOL repaint might be exactly what the game needed.

Huzzah, I can now play Mario Land on something that isn't a calculator!

I keep my games in my underwear drawer. I'm not limited on space or anything, it just seems like the right place to put them.

Where's the "I don't have the game" option?

Balatro platformer?

This feeling... it can't be... I think a Nintendo product... is SUB-PAR?!?
But seriously, as far as I can tell, this is not worth it in the slightest. If every challenge is like, six seconds, what's the point? There might be more to it than that, but still, I'd only get it for a steep discount. Also, the trailer is hilariously underwhelming. It hypes things up considerably, and then just kills it all in less than a second.

@MirrorFate2 Actually, I'm pretty sure it wasn't, as I remember it had a trackball. Also, I have a copy of Monkey Ball 2, I just haven't tried it yet. Maybe I should...

I played a Monkey Ball game ONCE, and it was an arcade game in a Chuck E. Cheese's.

You know, I should have expected this.

Always Balatro.

CELESTE THEME PARK?!?
...I'll take my leave.
But seriously, I do like this concept of one dedicated plaza for all the multimedia-based attractions. You know, excluding the ones already in the park.

Remember when Iwata cut his salary when the Wii U underperformed? Those were the days...

The animation is... hypnotic? Probably won't buy, but I bet speedruns are pretty fun to watch.

I mean, the original was a WiiWare game, so we should've seen this coming...

Got Balatro today. I think I'm set till the summer.

Me: sees something free
Also me: I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk!!!

No matter what you think about this game, can we all agree on one thing: this game is GORGEOUS.

Honestly, concept art and a jukebox are probably all the game needs to be worth it. Good thing too, since it doesn't look like we're getting much else.

That Minish Cap one actually sounds pretty interesting. Is there any footage I can watch?

Ok, but get this, what if they made a mode that was just golf?

How did I guess? Just from the title and tagline, I was like "I smell a six" and I was right!

@Haruki_NLI I mean, I'm fine with the occasional &, and at least the companies have companions, unlike me...

Lemme guess: everything is already sold out

I'm mainly excited for the cat-based games, but the personality test and Laser Eyes pique my interest.

You know, this would make a great personality test. I bet mental researchers could use it.

The TOTK ones are real knee-slappers! "Sign me up" might be the best pun I've ever seen.

I was actually considering replaying the first two games recently, and now I have a reason to!