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Nintendo Download: Bits, Tanks, Ants, Commandos, Pulses and Brains (US)

Posted Mon, 13 Jul 2009 by Marcel Van Duyn

One of the best-looking Mega Drive/Genesis games

One of the best-looking Mega Drive/Genesis games

Nintendo of America counters Nintendo of Europe with an import week of their own. Also, more WiiWare!

Nintendo of America sure loves WiiWare all of a sudden. This week sees yet another three new WiiWare releases, along with two VC imports recently released in Europe. DSiWare only gets a single new game.

As previously announced, today is the North American release date for Bit Boy!!, Bplus's latest WiiWare effort. Nobody can deny the concept is quite innovative - You start the game in "4-bit" mode, but as you go along, the entire game will "upgrade" to 8-bit, 16-bit, etc. until eventually reaching 128 bits. Sadly, the execution leaves a lot to be desired - We thought it just wasn't exciting enough to stick with. For 600 points those who are curious could possibly take a gamble, but if you're hard pressed for money, this is far from a top priority!

Incoming! was only announced a few days ago, but it's already available today! In this cutesy strategy game you control a bunch of tanks as they, you guessed it, fight other tanks. You'll have to use the Wii remote's cursor to shoot down enemy missiles and other attacks before they hit your tanks, while trying to destroy the opponent's. For 500 points this could very well offer some decent frantic fun, but then again, the developers also made Frat Party Games: Pong Toss! We'll find out if it's any good in our review soon enough!

We haven't previously heard much about Ant Nation from Konami. It seems like a sort of Pikmin-esque game - Increase the size of your army of ants and try to take down larger creatures like spiders and ladybugs while collecting items and fulfilling various missions. Konami still hasn't released a truly great WiiWare game, perhaps this will be their breakthrough? At 700 Wii Points it seems fairly priced. We'll have a review up soon.

It's that time again on Virtual Console - Two more imports will be available in North America later today. By far the more exciting one is Pulseman on the Mega Drive/Genesis, one of Game Freak's very first games, before they became known for almost nothing but Pokémon! It's a fast-paced, challenging platformer with great graphics, music and even voice acting. You also play as a half-man, half-robot who can generate electricity, what else could you want? We think it's one of the best imports yet, so do yourself a favour and put it on your to buy list!

Today's other import isn't really 100% an "import" - Secret Command was originally released in North America as Rambo: First Blood Part II, but obviously, getting the Rambo license back just to put that version of the game on VC would probably cost Sega a bit too much. The only difference between the two titles is that you'll be paying 600 points instead of 500, because this counts as an import! The game itself is similar to the likes of Commando/Wolf of the Battlefield and Ninja Commando - You continuously move upwards mowing down any enemy in your way with either guns or grenades. Of the three, we think it's probably the least interesting, but if you like the others and simply want more, then you can't go wrong with this.

DSiWare only sees a single new release this week, and it's the game everyone's been waiting for - Brain Challenge! If you own both a Wii and DSi there is absolutely no point in getting this game on DSi - The WiiWare version is a much more complete experience. If you only own a DSi though, it could be worth checking out, but really, haven't there been enough brain training games already?

Still no Super Smash Bros., but at least there's two new imports. Will you be getting either? More from Nintendo's press release:

DOWNLOAD: BIT BOY'S INCOMING SECRET PULSE COMMANDS POSE A BRAIN CHALLENGE FOR THE ANT NATION

July 13, 2009

This week Nintendo offers three new WiiWare™ games, including a trip through video game history, a strategic tank battle and a virtual twist on an ant farm. Download fans will also find two Virtual Console™ SEGA classics and a Nintendo DSiWare™ game designed to keep the brain sharp.

WiiWare

Bit Boy!!
Publisher: Bplus
Players: 1-2
ESRB Rating: E (Everyone)
Price: 600 Wii Points
Description: Get ready for the most spectacular journey through time in the history of video games!! Accompany Bit Boy Kubi through a crazy pixellated adventure and battle hordes of nasty monsters in 4-bit dungeons, 8-bit caves, 16-bit strongholds, 32-bit labyrinths, 64-bit arenas and 128-bit worlds!! Rescue Kubi's friends!! Set off in the ultimate pursuit of fruits and high scores!! Grab a friend for even more fun in Cooperative mode!! The Wii Remote is your joystick – let the arcade adventure begin!!

Incoming!
Publisher: JV Games Inc.
Players: 1-2
ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) – Mild Cartoon Violence
Price: 500 Wii Points
Description: The goal of Incoming! is to defeat your opponents by destroying their tanks using the arsenal you have at your disposal. Advanced arsenals become available at different levels of the game. Incoming! is great fun for two people to play competitively. Can you defeat your opponent's tanks before they conquer yours? Collect power-ups to give your arsenal that tactical advantage. Your firing must be quick and your aim true to claim victory.

Ant Nation
Publisher: Konami Digital Entertainment
Players: 1
ESRB Rating: E 10 + (Everyone 10 and Older) – Mild Violence
Price: 700 Wii Points™
Description: The beloved childhood pastime of lazy Sundays spent with a magnifying glass and an ant farm finally arrives in its most mischievous form via the WiiWare service. You must train your colony of Super Ants using a devilishly fun toolset. Zap, torch and manipulate your ants to make them numerous enough and tough enough to survive a variety of increasingly difficult challenges.

  • Zap your ants with lasers, fry them with your trusty magnifying glass, send down lightning and much more to build them to be the strongest Ants on the block.
  • Send your ants into war against local bullies like spiders and ladybugs. Is your colony ready for the fight?
  • 100 missions keep you busy facing a smorgasbord of fun and wacky tasks.
  • Bonus mode features 20 additional challenges that allow you to get crazy with all your favorite weapons of ant destruction.
  • Use your Wii Remote™ controller to drop a virtual hammer on your ants, use your Wii Remote like a metal detector to find in-game gold and much more.

Virtual Console

Secret Command™
Original platform: SEGA Master System
Publisher: SEGA
Players: 1-2
ESRB Rating: E 10+ (Everyone 10 and Older) – Mild Violence
Price: 600 Wii Points
Description: Play as a lone warrior, armed to the teeth, sent on a top-secret commando mission behind enemy lines to liberate your comrades at arms. Released on the SEGA Master System in Europe as Secret Command, players will battle frenzied attacks from enemy soldiers, rocket troops, tanks and other enemies doing everything they can to stop you from saving the hostages. Use your trusty machine gun and a compound bow, equipped with explosive-tipped arrows, to pave the way to victory. Let nothing stand in your path. Play it with a friend in two-player mode for double the fire power.

Pulseman™
Original platform: SEGA Genesis
Publisher: GAME FREAK
Players: 1
ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) – Animated Violence
Price: 900 Wii Points
Description: When noted 21st-century scientist Doc Yoshimaya fell in love with one of his C-Life artificial-intelligence creations, he uploaded himself into his computer, where her program core merged with his DNA, and half-human/half-C-Life Pulseman was born. Doc Yoshimaya's mind twisted as he emerged back into real life, and he became evil Doc Waruyama. Use Pulseman's ability to harness electricity as a weapon with his Volteccer attack as a means of rapid transport to fight Waruyama's Galaxy Gang across seven crazy stages. Find out why this SEGA Channel classic was widely regarded as one of the best-looking games for SEGA's MEGA DRIVE (Genesis) on release.

Nintendo DSiWare

Brain Challenge®
Publisher: Gameloft
Players: 1
ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) – Mild Cartoon Violence
Price: 800 Nintendo DSi Points™
Description: Just like your body, your brain needs exercise to stay in shape. Brain Challenge is a simple, entertaining solution for stimulating your neurons that goes way beyond logic tests. Thanks to a complete range of 48 mini-games, Brain Challenge provides an exceptional variety of exercises. Not only can you train your brain for Math but also for four other categories: Logic, Focus, Memory and Visual. Plus an original Stress Mode, featuring multitasking and authority challenges, Plus, you can now personalize your profile and some exercises with your own photos.

Source: press.nintendo.com.

Tags: North American releases, WiiWare, DSiWare, Virtual Console, Master System, Mega Drive, Nintendo Download, Imports.

User Comments

VGP

1. VGP United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:06 BST

nice update,i'm going to be the First one to buy Bit Boy. :D

Bass X0

2. Bass X0 United Kingdom 13 Jul 2009, 14:07 BST

I really didn't expect an import week for America. Oh, regarding Secret Command - even if Sega did get the Rambo license back, it would have been 600 points still just because its a licensed game. Whether it was an import or a licensed game, Americans would be paying 600 points.

TheEmulationZones

3. TheEmulationZones Belgium 13 Jul 2009, 14:07 BST

Ah No Art Style KuBos!

JayArr

4. JayArr United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:07 BST

Pulseman!! Sweet.

Supermarioman

5. Supermarioman United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:07 BST

Well a decent week in my opinion, I'm very happy to see Bit Boy! and Pulseman so that I can try them out.

Supermarioman

6. Supermarioman United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:11 BST

Also where in the crap is Tales of Monkey Island?

Toad Fan 101

7. Toad Fan 101 United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:11 BST

Good update.

PopeReal

8. PopeReal United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:13 BST

I'll wait for the review of Incoming!, but it actually looks kinda cool.

Oh and Secret Command is Rambo btw... I guess they had to remove the license.

Drake

9. Drake Netherlands 13 Jul 2009, 14:13 BST

@ Supermarioman: Not until later this month.

You should just buy them on PC though, you can get all 5 episodes for $35 instead of $50 and you'll get them faster :p

Link79

10. Link79 United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:13 BST

I like the idea of Bit boy but it sounds like it didn't quite turn out like everyone hoped. I might check it out at some point though it's not real high on my must have list. Now Pulseman on the other hand looks great!
I'll probably get that.

Tony

11. Tony United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:15 BST

Good update today. I hope the 2 game VC week train keeps rolling. I may give Bit Boy a try and Pulseman and Secret Command are good additions. I guess you can just pretend it's Rambo in Secret Command.

i_am_error

12. i_am_error Canada 13 Jul 2009, 14:17 BST

Nice update. I really wish Monkey Island was here though... that's quite a delay. I'm actually interested in Ant Nation (since the I had so much fun with the DS demo) and Pulseman. Probably will get the former... or both.

KnucklesSonic8

13. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 13 Jul 2009, 14:19 BST

Yes! I knew we'd get Ant Nation today. Bit Boy, Pulseman and Ant Nation make for a great update once again, IMO.

Also TWO VC GAMES TODAY. regardless of what those titles are, it's great to see that we finally get more than one!!

Kenny

14. Kenny United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:20 BST

2 vc games and not one is Super Smash Bros. :-( how many weeks has it been since 2 vc games?

Hyper Luigi

15. Hyper Luigi United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:21 BST

This is actually a good update. Now,I need to buy more Wii points to buy some of these games.

Bass X0

16. Bass X0 United Kingdom 13 Jul 2009, 14:21 BST

This week is special since its an import week. You'll be back to a solo game next week.

Stuffgamer1

17. Stuffgamer1 United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:22 BST

Only game I might want is Pulseman, and I don't have enough points for it. I wish I could delude myself into thinking we'll get two VC games in one week again within the next couple months, but I doubt it. Nice when it DOES happen though, right?

Corbie

18. Corbie United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:22 BST

@ KnucklesSonic8 - Yeah but you also guessed Arkanoid Plus, 5 Spots Party, NyxQuest, and Carnival King. You're almost as good at this as I am. I couldn't even get it with an IGN release date. :P

Egg miester

19. Egg miester United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:23 BST

i have no feelings for this update with 5 games i should be happy but yet it just feels empty i may get the ant game

Kidpit

20. Kidpit United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:24 BST

Aww so hoping for Monkey island today and I can't get it for PC since all I have is this laptop with a 1.8 Ghz Processor and Tales of Monkey Island requires 2.0 Ghz sigh
Oh well at least there is Pulseman :)

Aenaida

21. Aenaida Canada 13 Jul 2009, 14:27 BST

I'll definitely buy Pulseman someday. Everything else, I'm not interested in.

KnucklesSonic8

22. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 13 Jul 2009, 14:30 BST

@Corbie: lol, well I had other sources for my predictions (they're not random guesses). Remember I also predicted Incoming also. Like WarioFan said yesterday, IGN's release dates aren't always reliable for WiiWare releases. The Ant Nation release date was practically confirmed though.

@Bass X0: That's what I'm afraid of. Still, even if it's only temporary it's a change that's welcomed.

Mike

23. Mike United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:32 BST

Good update, especially with 2 VC games for once. I'm still bummed about no SSB, but the games look really good. I wonder if Pulseman is a better Mega Man clone than Shockman was?

Terranigma

24. Terranigma United Kingdom 13 Jul 2009, 14:32 BST

I'm particularly interested in Ant Nation, coming from Konami. Hopefully, we won't be waiting ages in Europe for it like with their other games. I'm also surprised to see Incoming so soon. Honestly though, I have low expectations for the game.

pixelman

25. pixelman United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:32 BST

Good update.

Kevin

26. Kevin United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:34 BST

Its nice to see more than one VC game this week unfortunately none of them interest me and another Final Fantasy less week. The only import games I'm looking forward to are Devil World and Super Mario's Picross. Again nothing this week VC wise but at some point I'll get Bit Boy but I don't feel like buying it now.

Drake

27. Drake Netherlands 13 Jul 2009, 14:35 BST

@ Mike: Pulseman is nothing at all like Mega Man, really. It's much faster.

TwilightV

28. TwilightV United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:44 BST

@BassXO: You sure it wouldn't have cost more than 600 if the Rambo liscense were attached? :P

Anyways, i'll get Pulseman and maybe Bit Boy!!

Bass X0

29. Bass X0 United Kingdom 13 Jul 2009, 14:46 BST

Well Turtles is 600 points extra because its a licensed game. Maybe different licenses would vary in how many more points they would cost. But we just don't know for sure.

Metang

30. Metang United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:47 BST

W00T! Excellent update :D

For once we get two VC games. I'll definitely buy Pulseman, might give Secret Command a chance. On the WiiWare front, I'm mildly interested in Incoming and Ant Nation. For DSiWare... I'll pass.

Rapadash6

31. Rapadash6 United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:48 BST

I'm still perplexed as to why Nintendo won't give North America Smash Bros. but it's hard to complain about any update that gives us two games. Aside from the promising Pulseman, these are both catch up games so we are that much closer to Smash Bros.! Hopefully next week but I bet we'll get Altered Beast first, just to make us wait even longer.

Hyper Luigi

32. Hyper Luigi United States 13 Jul 2009, 14:52 BST

My impressions:
Bit Boy:I know this game might be medicore,but I'm still going to buy this game.
Incoming!:Since this game is made by the developers of Pong Toss,I think it is doomed.
Ant Nation:I have no clue about this game.
Pulseman:OH YEAH!!! This is a must buy for me!! :D
Secret Command:I knew this game would be released as an import,I think I will buy this.
Brain Challenge:An useless update.

chris3116

33. chris3116 Canada 13 Jul 2009, 15:00 BST

Pulseman FTW!!!

odd69

34. odd69 United States 13 Jul 2009, 15:08 BST

nyx quest? why do we not have this yet? let me guess, we'll get tons of shovelware first then we finally get it.

Relevant Latty

35. Relevant Latty United Kingdom 13 Jul 2009, 15:09 BST

Import weeks are worth waiting for guys. :)

Vendetta

36. Vendetta United States 13 Jul 2009, 15:14 BST

Rambo, Secret Command, WHATEVER it's called - I loved that game and will buy it INSTANTLY just for the nostalgia factor alone! I'm sooooo happy they finally released it here in NA. I was concerned it was going to drad on and on.

irken004

37. irken004 United States 13 Jul 2009, 15:22 BST

of all these titles released today, i might just give Pulseman a chance :)

Aquateen510

38. Aquateen510 United States 13 Jul 2009, 15:26 BST

Thank god Nintendo FINALLY released 2 VC games!
1 vc game is dumb!
But still one problem... Still no SSB or SMK...

Hyper Luigi

39. Hyper Luigi United States 13 Jul 2009, 15:39 BST

I agree, NOA has finally released 2 VC games together. Let's hope it stays that way!

jhuhn

40. jhuhn Canada 13 Jul 2009, 15:39 BST

You can say North America got a mini version of the Hanabi Festival this week.

Popyman

41. Popyman United States 13 Jul 2009, 15:45 BST

@KS8: Pulseman is a import so...

I would have liked Tales of Monkey Island, but I want Pulseman, and Ant Nation sounds really cool.

iSonic

42. iSonic United States 13 Jul 2009, 15:52 BST

Ant Nation sounds like something I might actually download....

vherub

43. vherub United States 13 Jul 2009, 15:59 BST

hmm, will wait some wiiware reviews, as usual
pulseman might be a purchase though

Tony

44. Tony United States 13 Jul 2009, 16:09 BST

The last 2 game week was in late March with Detana Twinbee and Bomberman. I am excluding the introduction of the VCA and C64. Prior to March the last two game week was in November of 2008 with Space Invaders and Forgotten Worlds. It's possible the reason for the 2 game week is because they are imports. The other possibility is Nintendo has a bunch of games rated and lined up to be released. I guess we will find out next monday.

Buster13

45. Buster13 United States 13 Jul 2009, 16:10 BST

I've been waiting for Pulseman! Insta-Download as soon as I get another points card!

PSWii60Gamer

46. PSWii60Gamer United States 13 Jul 2009, 16:11 BST

I might get Pulseman from what I just saw it look like a good decent game. last week I just bought super mario world and I'm low on points. one thing I just hope there's continue and not just start back from the beginning of the game cuz I really hate that.

KnucklesSonic8

47. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 13 Jul 2009, 16:17 BST

@Tony: Well they do have a bunch of games rated/"confirmed" but yeah, that's a good look at it. Let's hope our next Import titles include Mario Super Picross!

PhoenixSage

48. PhoenixSage United States 13 Jul 2009, 16:28 BST

Man, I was going to be all over Pulseman, but I saw it's priced at 900 points, and I'm sitting right at 800. I just bought 2000 points and used them all on Mario, so I can't justify buying another 1000 to get the 100 I need for Pulseman. Another question for another time, but: Why, Nintendo? Why can't I just buy 100 points?

Poopy.

WhoKnew

49. WhoKnew United States 13 Jul 2009, 16:32 BST

Monkey Island, where are you? :(

Stuffgamer1

50. Stuffgamer1 United States 13 Jul 2009, 16:44 BST

@Tony: I was JUST thinking that myself, actually. It stinks that imports would be the only way we could get two games in a week, but I guess it's better than only getting one even THEN. :P

@KnucklesSonic8: Don't I wish. It isn't looking very bloody likely we'll EVER get that one, though. Or Devil World (which I want even more thanks to PiCTOBiTS). :(

SKTTR

51. SKTTR Germany 13 Jul 2009, 16:55 BST

Two good games in your update: ANT NATION and PULSEMAN!

briunj04

52. briunj04 United States 13 Jul 2009, 17:02 BST

i wish i had saved my wii points until today. my sister and i are pikmin freaks so i want to check out ant nation. incoming! and bit boy! also both piqued my interest as well as pulseman. so i am sad

SSBFan 12

53. SSBFan 12 United States 13 Jul 2009, 17:02 BST

2 things 1: wheres Monkey Island 2: I give up on SSB I have waited time and time again it is going to be the 350th VC game and that will most likly come out in november december time. When we get the game Europe will already have Super Mario Kart and maybe even Star Fox!!! I give up on the VC!

bboy2970

54. bboy2970 United States 13 Jul 2009, 17:08 BST

Wow, no Art Style, no Smash, no Flipnote. Come on Nintendo! Each week i lose a little more hope..........

sirgrim

55. sirgrim United States 13 Jul 2009, 17:09 BST

Little anties are mine! Muahaha

WolfLink22

56. WolfLink22 United States 13 Jul 2009, 17:13 BST

This week is great because we got not 1 but 2 Virtual Console Games for a chance even tho i am still happy with Clay Fighter.I can't wait until we get Super Smash Bros. and Super Mario Kart just to name 2 VC Games that a bunch of us want.I wish that NOA or whoever is in charge of the Downloads would release Nintendo World Cup already instead of waiting for Europe's reaction to VC Games.

Sure this week's import week was a great start when it comes to having 2 VC Games a week.But having more even if it is not always an AAA Game that i like would help out fans a lot.

StarFox

57. StarFox United States 13 Jul 2009, 17:30 BST

How can you guys be anticipating WiiWare games when they haven't existed yet?

Syr

58. Syr United States 13 Jul 2009, 17:48 BST

@PhoenixSage: Go buy a Pepsi! :P Apparently the free 200 points are easy to come by.

Ant Nation looks good for 700 points.. would get Pulseman, but I have to clear my backlog of a few platformers before I can justify the 900 points.

MarkyVigoroth

59. MarkyVigoroth Puerto Rico 13 Jul 2009, 17:52 BST

I bought Bit Trip Beat, Bust-a-Move+, and Shining Force II yesterday.
I do not regret anything today, especially since I am expecting another Wii Points Card next week.

(Yay! Two VC games!)

beastman93

60. beastman93 United States 13 Jul 2009, 17:53 BST

While Pulseman sounds very interesting and all, I'm just gonna have to wait for SSB, because that's all I'm interested atm. Though Pulseman and Bit. Trip CORE are def on my radar. ;)

Miyabi273

61. Miyabi273 United States 13 Jul 2009, 19:03 BST

I love how people complain about people NOA not listening to them about SSB. Its not like they login just to read your comments. At the same time I am happy because there were a lot less complaints.

Anywho, This is a good week I am still skeptical of these games. Ant Nation sounds good and Pulse Man seems interesting but what I really want to try is Bit Boy. So I will wait for reviews and see. I am happy with more Wii Ware this will lead to something good.

RadioShadow

62. RadioShadow United Kingdom 13 Jul 2009, 19:16 BST

2 Virtual Console games! WOW!

I'm downloading Pulseman right now (and then patching the English translation patch).

As for Secret Commando, it looks okay but has some strange glitches like walking on water. This video explains how bad it is: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/29877

slangman

63. slangman United Kingdom 13 Jul 2009, 19:18 BST

Great update alround. I downloaded Pulseman hours ago. 60hz version FTW. :) Not sure about Secret Commando though.

P. D4NG3R

64. P. D4NG3R United States 13 Jul 2009, 19:26 BST

I still laugh at people who want SSB. It has aged horrendously people. Get over it and play Brawl of Melee.

Ricardo91

65. Ricardo91 United States 13 Jul 2009, 19:30 BST

Where's Monkey Island? :(

Oh well. I just got Pulseman, and so far it's great! Ant Nation sounds interesting, but given Konami's previous Wiiware efforts (Sandy Beach and Critter Round-Up), I've decided to wait for a review. I'm thinking of getting Bit Boy!!out of morbid curiosity, but I'm afraid to waste the cash.

Turkey Brutus

66. Turkey Brutus United States 13 Jul 2009, 19:40 BST

I wonder who's going to review Incoming. I bet he's handsome.

KnucklesSonic8

67. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 13 Jul 2009, 19:51 BST

@Ricardo91: I think you fail to realize that Sandy Beach and CRU weren't developed by Konami. For that reason, Ant Nation shouldn't be written off.

I got Bit Boy and despite the freeze issue I had the game's decent so far. Not great, not terrible, just decent. Hoping it gets better though as I could've gotten Pulseman...

marktheshark

68. marktheshark United States 13 Jul 2009, 19:54 BST

@ P. D4NG3R, 64

Well, it's their opinion. Do you think you can really just change it?

Super Smash Bros. Fan1999

69. Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 United States 13 Jul 2009, 19:54 BST

Finally! A two game week for the Virtual Console! This is a good week. IT'S BEEN OVER THREE MONTHS SINCE WE GOT A GOOD WEEK, NOW IT'S HERE!

I cannot wait to download Pulseman, but I'll give The Conduit some playing first, since I just got it.

Guys, I think the Virtual Console is in a revival.

Captain Jack Sparrow

70. Captain Jack Sparrow United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:01 BST

I TELL YOU I JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Somehow though I DOUBT that FREAKING SSB64 will come out at the end of July; for that's when STINKING NINTENDO will release it then... as the 310th game!!! If they keep pushing it back though, & it goes until August before we see SSB64; then THERE WILL BE MORE HELL TO PAY WHEN YOU'LL HEAR US WHINNY FAN BOYS COMPLAIN MORE AND MORE!!! :(

But you want to know why WE complain?! Because those of us who are DYING FOR SSB64 love the origonal and first game in the series for NOSTALGIC REASONS!!!! Even if we had it for the origonal 64 system; or DON't HAVE IT anymore!!! Need I repeat that a THOUSAAND TIMES?!!! ;)

NINTENDO JUST NEEDS TO STOP RELEASING CRAP WE DON'T CARE ABOUT AND JUST FREAKING RELEASE SSB64 FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!!!! :(

Darknyht

71. Darknyht United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:04 BST

I have many fond memories of "Secret Command" on the C-64, it might be a purchase. On the DS, I am waiting to hear more about Phantasy Star: Zero.

Swiket

72. Swiket United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:08 BST

@ Captain Jack Sparrow: You seem to be the only one that's whining... hell, most of the people here who wanted SSB are happy with this week's update, even though there's no SSB.

KnucklesSonic8

73. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 13 Jul 2009, 20:10 BST

I think the worst part about all these SSB64 spammers.. err.. complainers is the fact that I've noticed many of them complain about how the games we get in the updates are games "we don't care about" which is untrue. By saying that, they completely disregard the games in the rest of the update and the same case is true this time. People complaining in that manner are completely disregarding Pulseman - the clear winner for this week. This is the same case every week and I'm getting sick of it especially when the game that comes out is a game I care about. I'm secretly still wanting SSB64 pretty badly but I'm mature enough to not complain EACH AND EVERY WEEK and completely pass off the updates that we do get as "useless". I know patience has its limits sometimes but come on... Gimme a break. Just grow up already.

WolfRamHeart

74. WolfRamHeart United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:13 BST

AWESOME!!! Two VC games this week!!! I downloaded Pulseman the moment I saw it! Too bad there is no Monkey Island today; thanks for the accurate information IGN!:P

Mike

75. Mike United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:13 BST

64. P. D4NG3R
Maybe people that played SSB, Melee and Brawl actually enjoy all 3 games. The game hasn't aged poorly, it's just the game is pretty bare bones compared to the other 2.

malnin

76. malnin Canada 13 Jul 2009, 20:20 BST

Im so happy I coud cry :)

KDR_11k

77. KDR_11k Germany 13 Jul 2009, 20:21 BST

I love how many people ignore Incoming because of the graphics with no review but want to try Bit Boy which already has a very negative review. With Incoming you at least get the CHANCE to have something that doesn't suck (plus it's 100 points less).

WhoKnew

78. WhoKnew United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:22 BST

Ant Nation and Pulseman look. Cool. When I get the money, I may pick them up. Everything else.....not interested.

badsmoothie

79. badsmoothie United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:25 BST

Great update! Everyone makes mistakes, for Bit Boy, it's way better than the review, sorry.

P. D4NG3R

80. P. D4NG3R United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:38 BST

They might finally realize it when they waste $10 on it. Anyway, Pulsman and Ant Nation look like instant-buys.

WarioFan63

81. WarioFan63 United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:41 BST

IT'S BEEN OVER THREE MONTHS SINCE WE GOT A GOOD WEEK, NOW IT'S HERE!

Are you kidding? We've had good weeks these last three months.

Oh wait, don't tell me you only consider weeks with more then one VC as good weeks? How pathetic.

quickfingers

82. quickfingers United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:45 BST

This is quite the week hopefully NOA can keep this up

JTCPingas09

83. JTCPingas09 United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:46 BST

I sure hope Nintendo continues releasing 2 VC games per Monday.

SSBFan 12

84. SSBFan 12 United States 13 Jul 2009, 20:51 BST

@swiket I am wining to and the only good games this update are pulseman and bit boy!!, other than that the update freaking sucked!

chunky_droid

85. chunky_droid Australia 13 Jul 2009, 21:12 BST

I might get Pulseman, though I'm sweating on a review of Ant Nation, it sounds pretty cool :)

9teen90eight

86. 9teen90eight United States 13 Jul 2009, 21:17 BST

I'm DEFINITELY getting pulseman

HEMIII

87. HEMIII United States 13 Jul 2009, 21:31 BST

I hope they release Killer Instinct Gold, Paperboy, Contra, and Base Wars before they release your stupid SSB64, hahaha. I hope they save it till the 500th release party, ohohohohahaha. But hey if someone can persuade me I can threatin' to eat NOA's faces off for you if they don't deliver it by next week.

Anyway, can't wait to check out that ants game and Bit Boy sounds pretty cool though it sounds like someone already played it and wasn't impressed and those imports, well import, it sounds like I might be spending a lot this week.

Pikamander2

88. Pikamander2 United States 13 Jul 2009, 22:04 BST

I love ant games. I hope it gets a good review.

Bulbasaurus Rex

89. Bulbasaurus Rex United States 13 Jul 2009, 22:06 BST

I'm not interested in the WiiWare games, but I'll probably get Pulseman.

Ricardo91

90. Ricardo91 United States 13 Jul 2009, 22:10 BST

@Capt. Jack Sparrow. Just shut your pie hole and get Pulseman already!

Charlie The Unicorn

91. Charlie The Unicorn United States 13 Jul 2009, 22:20 BST

Nothing for me this week. Sorry.

PhoenixSage

92. PhoenixSage United States 13 Jul 2009, 23:50 BST

@Syr: I was thinking about that, but I didn't want to have to buy a bunch of Pepsi products to get the 200 points. If I won on the first try, I'd be happy, but if I blew $10 bucks getting 200 points I'd be a mite unhappy.

Metang

93. Metang United States 14 Jul 2009, 00:24 BST

@Captain_Jack_Sparrow, post #70: Whoa. Calm down, seriously.

@Chicken_Brutus, post #66: ...lol. :P

Charlie The Unicorn

94. Charlie The Unicorn United States 14 Jul 2009, 01:14 BST

@anyone complaing about no SMB64

Chill out, you guys. Nintendo IS bringing it to us. We just have to be patient. If you can't handle the wait, there are plenty of other good games on VC/WiiWare to download. Why not try Pulseman? The point is, complaining about it here won't help, and it will annoy people. The point is; just chill out and enjoy what you get each week. Thanks for listening.

Ren

95. Ren United States 14 Jul 2009, 01:18 BST

Ant Nation looks really fun.
I could care less about SSBB, any of them. Aren't there 3 or 4 of them? Just play the ones you already have, and quit complaining, people.

Metang

96. Metang United States 14 Jul 2009, 01:33 BST

^You could care less about Super Smash Brothers Brawl?

Stuffgamer1

97. Stuffgamer1 United States 14 Jul 2009, 01:57 BST

I did buy some points and download Pulseman today. It's really good, although it takes a bit of getting used to (I died a lot in the first couple levels, but I'm doing just fine in level 5). At the rate of "stuff I don't care about" we've been having lately, it's SO nice to actually download a new release again. :)

TwilightV

98. TwilightV United States 14 Jul 2009, 02:10 BST

Got Pulseman and Bit Boy!!. Both are very entertaining. :)

y2josh

99. y2josh United States 14 Jul 2009, 02:32 BST

@Stuffgamer1: It is nice to have a game that I want to download when it came out as well. Pulseman ftw

Objection_Blaster

100. Objection_Blaster United States 14 Jul 2009, 02:34 BST

Pulseman looks good but I heard you can't save and that's a buzzkill for me. Great week for NA though.

Twilight Crow

101. Twilight Crow Mexico 14 Jul 2009, 02:39 BST

Ok, we had one of those rare, good updates; 2 VC, 3 WW, 1 DSi, pretty nice. I really want Pulseman, but I'm out of points :(; well, I may get some at the end of the month since it's gonna be my birthday :).

Stuffgamer1

102. Stuffgamer1 United States 14 Jul 2009, 02:56 BST

@Objection_Blaster: It's true that you can't save, but you shouldn't really need to from what I can tell. Once you get the hang of the game, it's really not too hard. And if you need to stop for a bit, the usual VC quicksave works just fine. I always prefer being able to save in games as well, but this one is okay without that feature. :)

EDIT: Forget what I said, man. I lost all my damn lives and continues trying to get through Stage 6, and thanks to no saves, I would have to start the ENTIRE game over just to get here and die over and over again! Screw it. Another great game ruined by an impossible underwater level. :(

@Twilight Crow: Gonna be happy birthday, then. Make sure you play lots of Birthday Party Bash (if it's available by then...I don't know when it hits)! ;)

KeroKero Cola

103. KeroKero Cola United States 14 Jul 2009, 03:24 BST

I'm revolting--I'm not buying one more VC or WiiWare game until Super Smash Bros. is released onto the Virtual Console. In your face, Nintendo!

ballistikboy

104. ballistikboy United States 14 Jul 2009, 03:35 BST

Ok. For real. We need a 3 dsi game release week, why do Wii owners get to have all the fun??

KnucklesSonic8

105. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 14 Jul 2009, 03:55 BST

Any other Ant Nation impressions?

Mike

106. Mike United States 14 Jul 2009, 04:42 BST

@80. P. D4NG3R
$10 isn't that much money. Besides, the game is still good.

Swiket

107. Swiket United States 14 Jul 2009, 04:48 BST

@KeroKero Cola: Nintendo doesn't care. :)

BrazCanaMan

108. BrazCanaMan Brazil 14 Jul 2009, 04:50 BST

Just watched the video for incoming, looks ummmm, what're the words I'm looking for?... Oh ya! Not Good. They should have just made a Scorched Earth Clone, I don't like the proximity of the opposing tanks. =(

EDIT:
Also, good to see less people complaining about SSB64 not on vc this week... except for the spaz on comment #70

Kenji510

109. Kenji510 United States 14 Jul 2009, 04:50 BST

Damn no Artstyle KuBos, oh well, hope it comes out next week, but todays update was pretty good... we got 2 vc games at least... i guess ill go and download Bit Boy and Brain Challenge for this week and try them out too. :)

sylkirian

110. sylkirian Indonesia 14 Jul 2009, 04:57 BST

it's the game everyone's been waiting for... Brain Challenge...
...
What's the difference between DS and DSi version? Only profile with photo?

Twilight Crow

111. Twilight Crow Mexico 14 Jul 2009, 06:17 BST

@Stuffgamer1
Er, thanks?
Ha Ha very funny :P, I'm not expecting a game for a present, but if anybody dares to give me that I...

would sell it ASAP and get something better ;), like wiipoints, I'm sooo far behind with the VC and WW games I want, btw sorry to hear you got stuck in Pulseman, underwater levels, ew, I dont like those specially the ones on the Sonic games.

RurouniTeeter

112. RurouniTeeter United States 14 Jul 2009, 06:46 BST

@73. KnucklesSonic8
Thank you very, very much kind sir. :D I like your words! Supporting you 100%!

As for the update, it's good. 2 VC games. Yay, something different. I really don't know what to say. ^^; They look all like fun games, I do want to buy something new, just not sure what to buy yet...

Miyabi273

113. Miyabi273 United States 14 Jul 2009, 06:47 BST

@107 Exactly. And thank you for making that point I was just about to say so myself.

Stuffgamer1

114. Stuffgamer1 United States 14 Jul 2009, 07:07 BST

@Twilight Crow: SuperSonic1990 rubbed off on me, and I couldn't resist. ;)
Sounds to me like people need to give you Wii points or Gift you games! Get you all nice and caught up at last.! :)

The underwater stage in Pulseman is of the ESPECIALLY stupid variety, because much of it is falling down and trying to dodge mines you can't even see until you're right on top of them without any way to swim up. And of course, you can't use your lightning powers underwater. :(

LEGEND MARIOID

115. LEGEND MARIOID United Kingdom 14 Jul 2009, 08:05 BST

Poor update for NA overall IMHO. If you don't have BC Wiiware or DS retail I recommend it for a download. You guys had a good update
last week anyway eh.

RevolverLink

116. RevolverLink United States 14 Jul 2009, 15:02 BST

I'm interested in Pulseman, but I just spent my entire gaming budget for the next month or so on Beyond Good & Evil, Yakuza 2 and pre-ordering my copy of Little King's Story, so I'm going to have to wait a bit on purchasing the necessary points.

KnucklesSonic8

117. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 14 Jul 2009, 15:29 BST

@112: Thanks!

Stuffgamer1

118. Stuffgamer1 United States 14 Jul 2009, 18:25 BST

@RevolverLink: If you spent money on Beyond Good & Evil, it was DEFINITELY worth the sacrifice! :D

HappyHappy

119. HappyHappy United States 14 Jul 2009, 19:09 BST

Seeing Tales of Monkey Island isn't out today i'm guessing it will come out at the end of the month. The same thing happened for SBCG4AP.

Jolted85

120. Jolted85 United States 14 Jul 2009, 21:56 BST

sweet two games!

Didnt expect that one, will get pulseman at a future date.

Crazed

121. Crazed United States 16 Jul 2009, 05:40 BST

Week in hindsight
Pulseman- Looks amazing, and from Game Freak!
Ant Nation- I forgot about this game... Near the bottom of my "to-get" list
Incoming!!- Great review by Chicken Brutus...
Secret Commando- Not that interested.
Bit Boy- My "to-get" list is too long for average games.

Mach-X

122. Mach-X Canada 19 Jul 2009, 20:35 BST

Yea, quit whining for SSB, I want Rondo already darnnit! XD

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