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HEMIII

HEMIII

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HEMIII

#1

HEMIII commented on 3DS to Employ Parallax Barrier Technology?:

I've heard of this tech last year. A 10'' tv was goin' for $10k, It looks like the price has dropped quite a bit since then to $4k for a 20''. Here's a video of them talking about the tech:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF-PMN3aK8g

Good thing I never got around to buying a HD TV. Next will be something that taps into your brain and makes it seem like a dream. Hell we could already be in the Matrix. We're playing the longest video game ever.

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#2

HEMIII commented on Review: Texas Hold'em Poker (WiiWare):

@Aaron Yes thats what you said I quoted your words. and here is another quote from your review "With the hand-building aspects of other poker games removed, " and No I was just asking for a more detailed review. You left out little details that fans of the game would be interested in like the blind levels how long are they, and how much, how much money do you start out with in cash and multiplayer $1500 is that for all or each of them. Is cash just a sub game in the career or multiplayer menu? You did say something about a $200 allowance a day what is that for just cash play or do you have a bank account that gets $200 a day period unlike the other where you can get $1000 anytime you run out of money?

I realize that the person that reviewed the other Hold'em game didn't get that detailed either but he would be able to compare the two. Which is what made me question your review score it's the same as the other one which is no help. Your review was well written but doesn't make it sound better or worst than the last one.

About bluffing, ha baaduh, it's a video game man you can't get reads through your monitor that goes for any online poker game (I got your headline) that's why I asked game developers when they are goin' to start using the Wii Speak? Most reads online though are read by how much they bet and how they bet through out the streets.

You say and I quote "I'm also well aware of how popular Texas Hold 'em is in the States. It makes me weep, but sadly it's not something in my power to control." Yet you may be trying to in your review with some kind of hidden agenda. Ha I'm getting way off base now.

But anyway man sorry if I hurt your feelings I just didn't like the review it could of been alot more informed and reviewed by someone that has played the other Hold'em game atleast.

@BigM ? You lost me at your avatar.

@Luigi who said I was bashing him, constructive criticism.

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#3

HEMIII commented on Review: Texas Hold'em Poker (WiiWare):

"You cannot exchange cards -- thereby removing the hand-building strategy of games like draw and stud poker -- which makes for a much faster game that is more appealing to casual gamblers and casinos."
@SeanAaron You build your hand off the community cards. I don't think you should of reviewed this game if you haven't even played the other one let alone not even having an interest in this type of "poker" game, WTH man? Anyway, how long are the blinds in the multiplayer?
@gamedevelopers When will someone make a Hold'em poker game that uses the Wii Speak?!?
@Nintendolife Next time have someone review a game that has some knowledge of this kind of game. Like who ever plays poker over there (on his time off or ever) should be reviewing this "poker" game.
@SeanAaron again, this "poker" game Texas Hold'em btw just so you know, It's real popular here in the US. We have a World Series of Poker with the final game being Texas Hold'em which players from all over the world come and play. They show it on ESPN every Tuesday too. ESPN being a popular sports tv network. They actually sold out of the $10000 seats this year in it's 40 year history. Your review you can tell you don't know or just don't like Hold'em, maybe you should of passed on giving this game a review.

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#5

HEMIII commented on Texas Hold'em Poker:

Um... YES we need a better poker game. Hopefully NA will get this soon. The blinds sucked and you could only play tourney style this game brings cash games and heads up to the table. I can't wait to download this one when it comes to the NA. Hopefully the blind levels are alot longer in the tournies and it offers better attire in the store if they have one. This one looks graphically better too.

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#6

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Pilotwings, Mario vs. Donke...:

@SSBF'99 were you kept on the tit a little too long or what? All I ever see from you is whine whine whine. You need to change your avatar to a tear drop. BTW awesome update, Pilotwings was awesome when it first came out. @Bass yeah I remember yelling that too, ha.

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#8

HEMIII commented on Epic Games: Give Us HD Wii and We'll Talk:

@Sean_Aaron: I Agree id Tech 4 was awesome and 5 is gonna be sick and I can't wait for Doom 4, Doom 3 is one of my favorite games ever. The only games I came to love on the unreal engine is Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas and well one of my favorite games now that is Xmen Origins: Wolverine. I still haven't been able to play the Conduit yet but will as soon as I get around to buying it.

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#9

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Monkeys, Musketeers, Cards ...:

@Chicken Brutus WTH was my comment erased for? 152. I don't even know why Captain Jack said I was a pig, lol. I remember just stating that what Captain Jack said was funny and asking Metroidmedia what FTW meant? You might as well erase 150 now that you deleted my original because now people will always wonder about what was really said. I can always say I said something about eating small children for breakfast and using their brains for boot wax. Then goin' out to eat NOA faces off and using their ears for some kind of necklace and feeding their penises to Andrew Zimmerman, lmao. Maybe it was what I said and that's why Capt. Jack said I was a pig. hummm?

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#14

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Monkeys, Musketeers, Cards ...:

@chunky_droid: Reread what I said. Some people say that there are alot of games to chose from which is true but I've gotten all that I want from the list but it sounds like they haven't gotten all they want yet so I was just messing around calling them slackers. And yes I'm callin' you a slacker now ha, just because I can. Well actually because I have to re-explain what I said to you.

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#15

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Monkeys, Musketeers, Cards ...:

@SSBfan: yeah it could but it's not man, this isn't some cartoon that people didn't watch except for you. It's only 2 F*#@ING WEEKS. Chill the hell out man. The world is not goin' to end but it does sound like you need some air so get out have a walk about and wait till next week.

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#16

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Monkeys, Musketeers, Cards ...:

@Tony read comment 98. then go down to @morons, thanx and have a nice day buddy and btw we landed on the moon and no our government did not set up 9/11 and yes there our zombies proof being one ate your brain. Sorry buddy but you can't line up a couple of small events that you think are the downfall of VC and call it the end of the VC world. Get real it will never happen, not until we get it all and we don't have it all not even close. Somebody will burn NOA down if they do and I'm sure someone will do the same to NHQ over in the other regions too if they do, I love riots. We need more riots especially ones that mean more, lmao. I should live in a third world country so I can start a riot. It gets boring over here in the hills of WV. Why do you think I spend so much on VC and WW games?

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#18

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Monkeys, Musketeers, Cards ...:

I can't believe the card game is not online. Come on Cribbage is a multiplayer game. These game developers need to start utilizing online play this is BS!
@everyone that says there are plenty of VC to download well start downloading them you slackers. I've spent well over $500 maybe $600 on VC and WW games and for me there are no more games that I want to download. There are a ton of games I want and half a month without a update to the list is like depriving me of brains.
@morons that think VC is done, grow some brains. You really think VC is done...seriously?!? Just WOW...probably the same idiots that think we didn't land on the moon too huh or that think zombies aren't real either?

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#20

HEMIII commented on Sexy Poker - ESRB Rated Sans Nudity:

WTF?!? Sex sells, and I'm buyin', just not this game NOW.
@Steve Brule how does that set women back 20 years? Yeah we are gonna make them wear hair spray w/ the big puff balls of hair for their bangs and bedazzled jean jackets with holes in them because this game is coming out. I play strip poker sometimes and I get naked too not just the woman and then most the time we have some pretty wild sex to cap it off so everyone is a winner. As for this game they get paid to pose like that and some women can get what ever they want with a little bit of flirting or sex. They get paid more in porn too unlike men who most the time have to start out in gay porn to make any money. I hear women are still used as sex slaves all over the world and as sad as it is I don't think making a strip poker game is gonna make or break them.

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#22

HEMIII commented on What Nintendo games do you want to see on the ...:

Most of mine are Konami as well and Lemmings is Rock Star now.
But all I can think of are and there needs to be some kind of reasoning with Rare:
KILLER INSTINCT GOLD
Golden Eye 007
Star Wars Racer
Soul Blazer Trilogy
Battle Clash 1 & 2
Hogans Alley
To The Earth, could be fun now if it has cross-hairs on the screen.
Wrecking Crew
Pilot Wings
Super Metroid, this should already be out right? If it is I'm slackin', If not they're slackin'.

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#23

HEMIII commented on Review: Reel Fishing Challenge (WiiWare):

I freaking can't cast the damn line. I'm getting super pissed and about to break something. I can't believe this got a 6/10 I was thinking a 1/10. I still can't believe no one has made a fun fishing game yet this is really starting to make me mad. The Zelda fishing is the best fishing I've played so far. Come on you slack ass developers make something rich with adventure and excitement. Make a world where you can walk or steer a boat any where and have different places of fishing like an ocean for deep sea fishing to a pond in your back yard and maybe have a four wheeler that you can drive to get from place to place and maybe a plane too to get to exotic bodies of water. Just stop putting out these crap ass fishing games that I always end up regretting to spend my money on and make the casting easier like Zelda.

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#24

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Bits, Tanks, Ants, Commando...:

I hope they release Killer Instinct Gold, Paperboy, Contra, and Base Wars before they release your stupid SSB64, hahaha. I hope they save it till the 500th release party, ohohohohahaha. But hey if someone can persuade me I can threatin' to eat NOA's faces off for you if they don't deliver it by next week.

Anyway, can't wait to check out that ants game and Bit Boy sounds pretty cool though it sounds like someone already played it and wasn't impressed and those imports, well import, it sounds like I might be spending a lot this week.

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#26

HEMIII commented on New Wii Zelda Won't Be Radically Different, Sa...:

I would like to see a mix of all the Zelda's together in one massive game. Have a boat, an ocarina of time, and some shape shifting. Now that and add something else crazy would be pretty cool. The world should be super huge with a ton of new enemies and items with a story line that changes depending on what you chose to do in certain situations. The game I'm thinking about will probably be made for and released on the Wii 2. I just hope this game doesn't make the dungeons like Wind Waker being exactly the same. I'm a hardcore fan and will buy and beat any Zelda game released, so bring it on.

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#28

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Drill Sergeants, Puzzles, G...:

I'm glad to see we are getting more games now maybe me threatening to eat their faces off was what made them listen~;)>
All you people bitching about Mario Cart and Smash Bros get over it those games sucked first off and second you have the games updated on the Wii. Mario Cart 64 is already on the VC too which is the first one that was actually any good. The games they need to release are Contra, Paperboy, and Base Wars among many many others.
As for the Sim games they're alright I really want to check out that Spore game it's coming to Wii isn't it? I liked Sim Ant alot maybe they'll release that on VC one day and a Chess game for WW that you can play online, hint hint and maybe we'll see a better Texas Hold'em game that we can buy for $40 that implements Wii Speak~;)> But I'm happy for the moment until they start releasing one crappy game a week again then I'll go back to being the angry zombie wanting to eat a NOA employes face off.

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#29

HEMIII commented on Review: Texas Hold'em Tournament (WiiWare):

It is this game that is making my wifi access point disappear when I go back to the main menu. Wonder why? Is anyone else having this problem?
I can't wait to get to the higher level casino's there are alot of donks suckin' out on me. One guy had k6 against my pocket A's getting runner runner 6's. I raised half my stack preflop which was $2500 then all in after the flop he had nothin' and called. I could maybe understand if he had position and was making a move but come on callin' all in with nothin' and hittin' runner 6's? That's the kind of people I wish I knew in real life I could take them out back and break their knee caps then eat their f#@ckin' face off.

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#30

HEMIII commented on Review: Texas Hold'em Tournament (WiiWare):

Finally!!! The only complaint about this game is you should be able to have more of a choice on the level times, 3 min blinds are insane. I was never real big on the turbo games it makes for alot of donk moves. Maybe if you start out with more chips it would be ok but it's just two hands and then your popped with a higher blind level or one if everyone is really slow, your givin' 30 sec per person each street. I like how they use your Mii's and you can buy clothes for your Mii. So yeah that's my opinion and I would still give it more than a 5/10. 6.5/10 sounds about right.

Oh yeah I also noticed there might be some kind of bug still. Everytime I get online in this game and then go back to the Wii menu I can't find my internet access point. I'm pretty sure it's this game thats doin' it. I have to reset my router. Weird it never did this before. Before it would just disconnect and I couldn't connect back to it now the access point completely disappears. Maybe it doesn't have anything to do with this game but it is a coincidence.

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#31

HEMIII commented on Texas Hold'em Tournament:

Finally!!! The only complaint about this game is you should be able to have more of a choice on the level times, 3 min blinds are insane. I was never real big on the turbo games it makes for alot of donk moves. Maybe if you start out with more chips it would be ok but it's just two hands and then your popped with a higher blind level or one if everyone is really slow, your givin' 30 sec per person each street. So yeah that's my opinion and I would still give it more than a 5/10. 6.5/10 sounds about right. I like how they use your Mii's and you can buy clothes for your Mii.

Oh yeah I also noticed there might be some kind of bug still. Everytime I get online in this game and then go back to the Wii menu I can't find my internet access point. I'm pretty sure it's this game thats doin' it. I have to disconnect my wireless router then plug it back in. Weird it never did this before. Before it would just disconnect and I couldn't connect back to it now the wifi just disappears. Maybe it doesn't have anything to do with this game but it is a coincidence.

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#32

HEMIII commented on WiiWare Poker Game Too Sexy For Australia:

I had this game on my cell phone and at work I would play it on my smoke breaks. It made me a better poker player today. I love any game that celebrates the human body in it's natural form. But then you mix blood in and you have the only reason why I bought a PS2, God of War.

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#33

HEMIII commented on High Voltage Unveils Gladiator A.D.:

This game looks like my cup er cranium of brains. As for Australia banning Strip Poker I think there should be more nudity in games. You can have all these games with violence but you can't see a nude human body?!? That's just retarded in my mind. You were born naked not with a freakin' gun in your hand. Come on censors use your grey matter.

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#35

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Masks, Crystals, Chess and ...:

Awesome, can't wait to play Majora's Mask which I have never had the chance to do. I'm a huge fan of the series but never got this game for some reason. Something about a expansion pak I never got. As for the chess game I love chess but it sounds like this doesn't have online play, I might have to wait until one does. I already have a chess board so I see no need to buy this game. If it had online play I would of bought it for $10. Well Majora's Mask should hold me over till they work out all the bugs in Texas Hold'em and finally release it in North America. Rock 'n' Roll mofo's m/

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#36

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Soccer, Pirates and Galaxie...:

One more day America!!! Can't wait to be treated to two crap a$$ games again, crosses my fingers. I hope I don't have to go and eat the face off of another NOA employee tomorrow.

@Mach-X yeah and Paperboy, Contra, and Base Wars. Yeah I heard that keyboards work in the USB ports. You know if all USB keyboards work? I might have an old one somewhere.

Hey Mariod aren't you on the wrong side of the pond it says US at the top of the page? Go back to playing Texas Hold'em that I've been waiting for since I've hooked my Wii up online (1.5 years and still counting) and learn to say more than the typical one liner (YAWN) or I'll eat your face off silly bloke. You learn that and maybe I'll let you have some of your face, well maybe I get pretty hungry;)

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#38

HEMIII commented on Happy Birthday WiiWare Service:

Yeah I was a lurker for a while still am....sort of. Happy Happy Joy JOy. Love NIN (it's a love hate relationship) and this site, Wii Ware World is all I'll ever think of this site as. Until you want to hit a tab up top. Having a lot of laughs while on this site and learning a lot too. Still the best reviews ever in my mind. But I'm feeling cheated right now by not having my poker fix lmfao I'm hoping they make it better and the 5 rate will go up to a 7 maybe? Wait what was Black Jack?. Oh and btw The Beer Pong game is only fun if you play with real beer 0-O? Bur-durh...excuse me burp. It's all in the wrist~;)> Much Love guys~;9> I won't eat you faces off........unless Corbie ever leaves then we might have a problem:)

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#41

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Soccer, Pirates and Galaxie...:

I know Poker is a table game but hell it's been online for years now and the online following is pretty huge let alone offline. I know it's not for real money but it sure would be cool if it was, 10000 wii points anyone? Get your friends together and play for 100 buy in w/5 players is one NES game. Written off as a gift like them politicians do it.

Sorry just had to clear that up so no one was like "Well hell zombie dude man that's a table game too dude zombie man." and then I'd have to be like" Man you ever played a Monopoly game where they shot people for cheatin' or thinkin' they was cheatin' or someone wanted to rob your monopoly game because they heard there was goin' to be alot of that orange at that game, or lost your whole months pay on a game of Sorry?'"

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#42

HEMIII commented on Review: Texas Hold'em Tournament (WiiWare):

OK so cool you all were testers like I said. Sorry but still, I can't wait buuut I can if it's still being made better which looks like they are getting all the money to do so being it has been on your guys top 20 list for a while. I can't wait! I'll see you guys on the leaderboards, maybe not if they keep holdin' out on us. You guys will be too far ahead nah I'll be up there. I'm sure I'll get suct out on by a all-in'r a couple times but you'll see me around I'm sure. Are there leaderboards? There has to be.

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#43

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Soccer, Pirates and Galaxie...:

Pfftt two fricking games. Hum Can we get some kind of response from Nintendo why? They should release all games at once on the VC that they have ready for release. Why should they hold them back? I also don't understand why one region gets one thing and the other gets different. I'm pissed I have been waiting and waiting and freaking waiting for a game that was invented in the freakin' United States. I mean the Name TEXAS Hold'em says it all and it's not even released here yet Europe has had it for two months now, well seems that way if it hasn't been that long. What gives Ninten? I would like to see some better games and variety too. Two freakin' table games in a row come on. If I wanted to play a table game I'd break out freakin' Monopoly, Sorry, or make my own damn game with dice, a pencil, and cardboard. But hey if you don't want my money I'll go spend it somewhere else like at the Apple Store.

I WANT TO EAT SOMEONES F#%*ING FACE OFF!!!

lmfao, sorry guys just had to let that out. I'm all good now, well till next week~;)>

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#47

HEMIII commented on Nintendo Download: Dr. Mario, Wonder Boy, More...:

@112 What about Contra, Paperboy, and Base Wars? I thought these were very popular games? I haven't heard anyone say anything about these games in all the topics I've read in the short time I've been a member of this site. I mean come on I had a bumper sticker on my old car that said "up up down down left right left right A B select start" Who doesn't remember that?

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#49

HEMIII commented on March NPD - MadWorld Debuts With Sales of 66,000:

I hope it moves up higher in sales, I'm glad to see it in the top 10 though.
Madworld kicks F~(%ing A$$, I love how they made it look like a comic with the blood being the only color, almost like Sin City. But the best part is swinging around a chainsaw with the Wii remote. I can't wait for No More Heroes 2.

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#50

HEMIII commented on Review: Texas Hold'em Tournament (WiiWare):

Why hasn't this been released in NA yet where it was invented? I hope it's because they are making it better and working all the kinks out. What ever it is I hope they release it next mon. I'm tired of these crap games. Well I guess I'll work on a zombie mii to use in the game in the meantime.