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Re: Best Star Wars Video Games, Ranked - Switch And Nintendo Systems

nocdaes

Where's a new Rogue Squadron game for the Switch? That's an open goal for success...

I have Battle for Naboo lined up as my first game when the Analogue 3D drops later this year! Haven't played it before so looking forward to it!

In the meantime, I'm about to start Super Return Of The Jedi on the Pocket. There was a Game Gear port of the game - not the other two sadly. I'll probably end up putting all three of the SNES versions on the openfpga SNES for the Pocket, as I think that's one of the best ways to play these classics today (unless you pick up an Analogue SNES). Intrigued to see how the Game Gear version does though, and I love the save state feature to help you past tricky parts - the openfpga SNES hasn't had the save state feature added. Too much work apparently (I'd argue it was worth the work, but I'm not the one doing it so hey!)

Re: Nintendo Has Filed Two New Trademarks

nocdaes

AS IF we are going to live in a universe where Kirby Rainbow Curse is ported to Switch before ANY Star Fox game arrives on the system.

And I like this Kirby game, but seriously, isn't that nearly into double figures on Kirby now whilst Star Fox is on ZERO games and even Donkey Kong remains on ZERO new games!

Re: Feature: Can We Track Down Every Cart In Our Top 50 Game Boy List In One Week?

nocdaes

@Banks retro games saw a surge during covid, which is when a lot of people did similar to what you have done now, and prices have been on the up ever since. There are a few dozen notoriously expensive gameboy games, and many of those feature in the NL readers top 50, so your goal was always impossible!

(Nothing wrong with the task and the achievement, incidentally! I guess it just came across as a bit naive, so I didn't read on). Glad you had fun with it though - retro gaming can be hugely rewarding. I adore my Analogue Pocket.

Re: Zelda Live-Action Movie Director Promises To Be "Ambitious"

nocdaes

It'll be a perfectly fine movie, like the Mario movie was, but I'm not expecting anything great.

But then movies are pretty weird at the moment anyway. People go crazy for Spiderman and Sonic movies that are, at best, bang average movies that you watch once and never, ever again. So who knows?

Re: Every Nintendo Switch Online N64 Game Ranked

nocdaes

@OorWullie GoldenEye is the reason I abandoned NSO and I'm now waiting for Analogue 3D. The NSO version (and the Xbox version) are packed full of absolute nonsense that never existed in the original game - glitches and bugs everywhere.

Re: Feature: Why Play Final Fantasy VII Remake When You Could Play FFVII 'Demake'?

nocdaes

@XenoShaun FF7 gets all the attention, rightly, because it is comfortably the best. People argue its subjective, and people claim the real number 1 is FF6 but when you break it down...

A better setting than Midgar?
A better roster of characters than Aerith, Tifa, Barrett?
Better secrets/extra content than Vincent, Yuffie and Knights of the Round?
Better soundtrack themes than the Shinra Theme, the Main Theme, Aeriths theme, One Winged Angel.
A better villain than Sephiroth?
Better locations than Midgar's slums, Cosmo Canyon, Wutai, the Gold Saucer?
Better minigame content than bikes, snowboards, submarines?

People can call it subjective all they want... it's objectively the best game and that's why it gets all the remake/spin off attention!

Re: Best Kirby Games Of All Time

nocdaes

Forgotten Land probably does deserve top spot, but it does still feel woefully short of fulfilling Kirby's true potential. They played it very safe.

I'm surprised we haven't seen anything off the back of Forgotten Land too. I mean, everyone raves about it... so where is the next Kirby game in this vein? Maybe it's too soon still.

Kirby 64 is way too high!

Rainbow Curse is way too low! Why do people hate this game so much? I swear it's just because you haven't played it as you didn't have a Wii U... it's a far superior Kirby game to many higher entries in this list. I'd comfortably have it in my Top 10.

Re: Random: BAFTA's 'Iconic Game Characters' Poll Has Us Scratching Our Heads

nocdaes

I've been playing Tomb Raider for the Gameboy Color the last couple of days and I can honestly say that any character that has a game made that doesn't even include music in the levels is not worthy of winning this poll.

Can you even imagine a Mario or Sonic game releasing and you play entire levels in silence?

Super Mario Land on the Gameboy sometimes gets a bad rep, but even that had a decent soundtrack!

Re: As Switch Approaches The PS2's Lifetime Sales, Sony Moves The Goalposts

nocdaes

@kedireturns nope. I was there mate and the PS2 was cheap compared to DVD players from any reputable makes. The fact it was Sony was a huge factor.

Also, they were given away left, right and centre. You got them for free with wide-screen TVs - which by the way MOST people were upgrading to from their old square box at the time.

They also gave them away with mobile phone contracts.

Ok it may not amount to millions, but it paints the picture very clearly. PS2 shifted plenty of units at dirt cheap rates - and there are plenty of people that used it just for DVDs.

Re: As Switch Approaches The PS2's Lifetime Sales, Sony Moves The Goalposts

nocdaes

How many millions of PS2's were given away with TV purchases? I remember seeing loads of deals in Comet and the like in the mid-2000s.

It would be more accurate to look at the value of the console sales. I suspect Switch is already the best selling console in total revenue.

It is also certainly number 1 in terms of dedicated games console too. You can't even watch YouTube on it... let alone use it as a secondary screen. Meanwhile the PS2 was absolutely used as a dedicated DVD player by people as it was a very good DVD player in the day for a very low price. It also, genuinely, looked pretty nice under your TV compared to the boring boxy DVD players of the time - which cost more too!

Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's Game Boy Advance Library

nocdaes

@HalBailman We all have choices to make with our money, but anyone that owns GBA games from 20 years ago is likely to be able to choose to buy an Analogue Pocket if they really want to play those games. It's the cost of 4 Switch games.

Clearly you prioritise other things, and that's fine. I do not see how that's Nintendo's problem though... it's your choice. And a fair choice at that.

I highly recommend the Analogue Pocket though. It is far better than I imagined.

Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's Game Boy Advance Library

nocdaes

@Speedo Funny because it's true. I don't think there's anything more tedious within gaming right now than people moaning about not having enough to play when the reality, and we all know it, is that they are sat on dozens of unplayed games.

It's pretty messed up when you think about it. How many unplayed games do you think people had in the SNES era?!

Re: Super Mario Bros. Wonder Devs Show Off "Unused Wonder Effects" At GDC 2024

nocdaes

@Mr_Monochrome Yep, and I'm sorry to say that it doesn't change in later Worlds...

In fact, there is a heck of lot of inconsistency in the later Worlds. Its worth playing and completing... but it just doesn't hit those highs we've come to expect.

I find all the praise very strange too. I did for Odyssey too... I could say something patronising like people clearly haven't played the older Mario games(!) but actually I think it's just changing tastes.

Re: The First Review For Princess Peach: Showtime! Is In

nocdaes

My thoughts are largely irrelevant as this is one I'm letting the kids play through from the get go...

...but, its a really unremarkable game. It doesn't look good - its not ugly it's just not very detailed or well presented. It looks bland. The gameplay is really unimaginative - tapping as fast as you can to mix cakes... which incidentally young players really struggle to do! The lack of character voice-overs is really out dated at this point. Nintendo is like a stubborn grandparent with their lack of voice work. You just did a film... is it really that tough to bring people in for a game? It's actually very wide of the mark since a lot of kids won't be able to read all that text too.

Maybe Nintendo are finally showing us a game that's come from Home Console and Handheld development being blended? This is clearly from the DS team. And I'm being generous!!

But hey! What do I know?!

From a Princess Peach point of view... the movie felt like a huge step forward for her as a character. This game is like we've gone back a decade. Missed opportunity from Nintendo to build on the success of the movie.

Re: Video: Don't Be Fooled Into Buying Fake SD Cards For Your Switch

nocdaes

Amazon has become the wild west in the UK. Is it the same in the US? Particularly on electricals, they have so much dodgy stuff for sale.

If you report the listing, they do nothing. Everything from wrong products listed, no safety tests, importing fake comments. It's a real mess.

I've stopped using Amazon out of principle. I think they got too big and now literally do not care. They are often not the cheapest too... which they nearly always used to be.

Re: Creators Of New Switch Emulator 'Suyu' Hope To Avoid Nintendo's Wrath

nocdaes

So not only are they going to not monetise this thing, but they have already spent money on legal advice.

Sounds utterly pointless to me. I can only assume they, wrongly, think accepting donations or advertising revenue will be allowed.

Maybe get your legal advisor to update you on how that will go down when you end up in court...!!!

Re: Poll: Do You Want To See 'Super Mario Bros. Wonder 2'?

nocdaes

The only way I'd want a sequel is if they do what they should have done in the first place... and that's have loads of regular Mario levels that then get a Wonder level every so often.

I'd want a lot more content. The original game is way too short.

I'd want some genuine challenge. It has no challenge at all... Consider this. They added additional characters that make a ridiculously easy game even easier. Why didn't anybody at Nintendo think... you know what? Why don't we make one or tw of these characters make the game more difficult? It's like they don't play their own games!

It has too much Wonder nonsense - I like all the Wonder levels... I just don't like them all in a row. Endlessly. It needed regular Mario levels. Loads of them. This would ground the game, make the Wonders more effective and it would pad it out too.

Since Nintendo won't do any of the above... I'd have to say no to a sequel.

Re: Game Boy Emulator Developer Permanently Removes App From Google Play Store

nocdaes

I keep seeing game preservation thrown around as an excuse for these illegal dealings.

Nintendo are not saying YOU or I cannot preserve our gaming memories. They are saying that people cannot do it for the masses and profit from it. And profit DOES include donations.

If you're concerned about preserving games... fill your boots and do it. By yourself. For yourself.

Downloading someone else's work, which in itself is copying other people's work, to play games you never once owned, and donating a few quid as some sort of justification because Nintendo aren't releasing their own games fast enough on their own service... you are preserving nothing and fooling nobody. You are consuming. And you're consuming illegally.

And that's before we even consider the sheer and utter pointlessness of it all since most people that use these emulators and collate all these games spend next to no time actually playing them! We all have our backlogs, but adding thousands of retro games onto it is madness!

Re: The Switch eShop Sensation Suika Game Is Getting Official Merchandise

nocdaes

It's fruit with a face on it... buying this over the 1000s upon 1000s of cheaper alternatives is really silly if you ask me!

I'm actually amazed the deal was struck. Presumably they figured some silly people will pay full whack and then they can bargain bin the rest safe in the knowledge that people do just buy fruit with a face on it!! I.e. the game is entirely irrelevant.

Which at this point... it is!!

Re: Feature: Meet Morphcat Games, The New-Gen NES Devs Pushing The 8-Bit Envelope

nocdaes

Honestly, I have no idea why Nintendo themselves aren't still developing software for older platforms.

1. Gaming hasn't been around all that long... this period now is the first time there has been an opportunity to engage older audiences with a history and knowledge of gaming.

2. Everyone moans about the cost of making software these days. Make some cheaper games.

3. There are so many fantastic opportunities! Mario 64 deserves a sequel - so make one. Charge £20 for it and watch it turn a huge profit versus your expenditure.

New games do not have to be high performance graphics and huge budget blockbusters. There's loads of people with money to spend on NEW older games.

Re: Sega Implies That Releasing Sonic Superstars Next To Super Mario Bros. Wonder Wasn't Smart

nocdaes

I bought both day one. I played Sonic for a while at launch, but I got a bit bored and haven't gone back since. I saved Mario for Christmas, 100% completed it over the holiday and haven't gone back since.

I can see why some people would do it the other way around, to save some money on the inevitable discount Sonic would receive at Christmas, but I deliberately chose to support both games.

I think gamers should do whatever they feel comfortable with doing / can afford to do in a difficult economy. However, it's not OK to on the one hand seek out discounts and on the other hand be surprised when developers are struggling.

Re: Nintendo Sets Its Sights On Switch Emulator Yuzu In New Lawsuit

nocdaes

Not saying this is anyone on here... but there's clearly a culture of people expecting to be able to have anything they want without needing to pay for it.

And then we all wonder why the industry is suffering such large staff lay offs? Anyone defending the emulation of current hardware and new software is damaging the industry.

Re: Pokémon Presents February 2024: Every Announcement, Full Livestream

nocdaes

I don't mean to be negative... but that Legends trailer was absolute rubbish. Its February 2024 and you're releasing in 2025. Wait until you have something to actually show us?

Well done, you can draw. I don't think anyone doubts your ability to draw. Now if only you could create a compelling open-world Pokemon game... When can you show us that? 2025? I don't believe you.

Re: Random: Some Rare Fans Are Upset About The Latest Switch Online Announcement

nocdaes

Microsoft and Nintendo managed to get GoldenEye onto the Switch.

People should show a bit more gratitude and quit their moaning.

It's constant... "I want all the games now" when our shared reality is a huge stack of backlogged games we never play.

It's the same with the TP/WW argument. We just got TotK - we now have a minimum of 5 years before a new 3D Zelda is even going to be revealed. Why would anyone want TP/WW as a double pack now?! Save them for the long 5 year wait we've just embarked on!

Diddy Kong Racing? Save it for when we don't have 96 Mario Kart courses to play?

Perfect Dark? Go finish GoldenEye on 00 Agent. We all know you haven't managed it yet!