Comments 537

Re: Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Updates Planned For Switch Platforms

jfp

  • 4
  • jfp

@Phelaidar The port, despite some visual downgrades, runs incredibly well on Switch 2 with locked 60 fps and not a single hitch during my playthrough. I paid a bargain bin price (16 €) at launch and don‘t game on other systems. There were comparison videos already pretty close to launch and reviews as well. People can make informed decisions on how to spend their money themselves without your blessings, no need to call them stupid. Just sayin‘, but running around and commenting on how smart (or not) others supposedly are usually points to some insecurities the person making these comments has regarding their own mental faculties. 😉

Re: Xbox Is Bringing Another Game To Switch 2 In 2026

jfp

  • 9
  • jfp

@GrailUK "Oh, what was up with it?" I can only guess here, but most likely it angered the woke police …

Trailer looks cool, nice art style, I'll keep it on my watchlist. I like that they bring something original instead of some duty call or rehash of the past.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Metroid Prime 4: Beyond?

jfp

Why does anyone here entertain anything Bootlicker333 writes? Account created 7 hrs ago and captioned "Ban me if you hate criticism". 😆 Just a troll regurgitating catch phrases.

About 15 hrs in and almost ready for the Endgame. Solid 9/10 game overall. Art direction, sound and overall atmosphere 10/10. Gameplay design / progression flow 8/10.

Re: Metacritic Shares Updated List Of "Every Metroid Game, Ranked"

jfp

@HalBailman There is this eerie soundscape, can't really call it music, that is playing when crossing the desert. I like it a lot. The only use case for overlaying that with music would be an hour long grind to gather crystals. So I'd consider it cosmetic. And people getting into a fit over it … @scoobdoo And if you collect them like a sane person, you won't do it all in one go. Who is this BarararaKing anyways, your ruler or something?

Re: Metacritic Shares Updated List Of "Every Metroid Game, Ranked"

jfp

@wishmylove And where are the high quality comments these days? I read more and more of the same …

And it seems more and more game scores reflect the need of "content creators" to engage certain narratives for farming clicks and engagement, instead of objectively looking at the games themselves.

The quality on display in this game is off the charts.

So thank you, I think you're on the cutting edge of the interwebs. Please enjoy yourself, you fit right in.

I'll return to the game now …

Re: Metacritic Shares Updated List Of "Every Metroid Game, Ranked"

jfp

@LazyDaisy Agree, a lot of the gameplay in Prime Remastered felt rather dated and I suspect the scores of the original, the status of the game as being a landmark title as well as a cult classic, but also a heavy dose of rose tinted nostalgia went into that rating.
Prime 4 now had this clickbait snowball crashing into it beforehand as well as people expecting a complete rehash and total genre fealty.

I'm about six hours in and imo it deserves to be nowhere new as low as it is on this list. Just one point above the pinball game!? Come off it … Also, Dread on 7? Please …

Re: After Years Of Waiting, Metroid Prime 4's Launch Trailer Is Finally Here

jfp

Great showcase! Best of the trailers yet, I‘d say.

What the trailer does not include

  • you can mute NPCs
  • it‘s got plenty of isolation
  • lenghtwise it‘s in line with Dread/Prime 1

Still though, deserts being deserts that one is pretty empty. 😉 But it‘s quickly crossed.

Hope everyone‘s copy soon arrives. Have fun!

Re: Random: Samus Is Joined By Doom Slayer's Voice Actor In Metroid Prime 4

jfp

Posting here as well, even if I don't know if you want to cross the Doom Slayer or anything, but: You can adjust Speech Volume and thereby mute the NPCs.

And now that that's sorted, go have fun with the game! Just started playing, it's gorgeous (I'd say best art direction in a game since Ori and the Will of the Wisps), has amazing sound design and so far plays absolutely fantastic.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

jfp

@Thirteen1355 I often skip games for even minor niggles in reviews or even jump ship after purchase if a game does not really take off or something (mostly gameplay wise) irritates me. My main approach with the Switch 1 which I got in it's 6th year on the market, was to play my way through the titles on it's Metacritic top 100 list that interested me. As you say, so many games and so little time. But based on my previous experiences with the Nintendo (they are a bit of a special case for me) franchises I like, even the games that are not absolutely peak I still quite enjoy.

Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Has Been Updated To Ver. 1.1.0, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

jfp

@Strawblaze I guess having all these people (reviewers mainly, but also people trying it out at conventions etc.) thoroughly play and critique a game will probably offer a lot of valuable feedback – maybe some of it quick to implement. Nonetheless I would really like more features on post-release impressions or review adjustments for heavily patched up games. Can't imagine though that Prime 4 needs any sort of heavy patching.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

jfp

@Thirteen1355 Fair point and I personally would take a game like Dread over any from the Prime series. They are just completely different animals.

And you're right, it's not always all sunshine and daisies in Metroid land, but overall even the middling entries in the series are pretty strong games. And without first hand experience it's hard to tell how the new one will shake up in comparison to the previous Metroids. I'm quite excited for it though and can take reviews nowadays (and review aggregates) only with a grain of salt anyways.

I mean just look at the recent (especially user) scores of titles like AC Shadows and the new CoD game. Though I don't personally like both of these franchises, they are clearly review bombed and not for lack of being quality games. You see a bit of a reverse in the case of SW Outlaws. Now that the dust from the initial release has settled, the Switch 2 version reviews rather favorably.

There has been quite some drumming up of controversy before the release of Prime 4 also and some outlets will certainly feed off and into this as it drives traffic, engagement and therefore revenue.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

jfp

@Lilligant562 I mean the whole Prime 4 "open world" drama by now just seems like it's being kept alive for the sake of controversy. It's absolutely no open world game. It's more like the map structure that all the Zelda open world critics so fervently demand back for that series. Hub overworld + fully fledged dungeons. Many Metroidvainias use a similar structure.

People also tend to have somewhat rose-tinted glasses when it comes to Prime 1, which became glaringly obvious with the remaster. Still a great game, but sometimes the backtracking through at times several biomes at once became a right slog, the scanathon was a bit too much and a completionist's nightmare and some boss battles were truly lame. Atmosphere was perfect though.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

jfp

@luke88 "I mean, is there a human being alive who saw that trailer with the desert open world area and thought, 'wow, that looks great,'?"

Well, actually yes. And just look at some of the screenshots of it in NL's review of the game, they are quite strikingly beautiful. But maybe you're one of those people who look out at the calm sea and after a few seconds proclaim "boring, let's go ride the banana boat!"?

A game like Journey might just be your next Halloween horror pick.

Re: Poll: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Is Out On Switch 2 And Switch This Week, Will You Be Getting It?

jfp

Already loaded to the console!

And to calm some peoples' nerves I will here quote from a comment by @Olliemar28 under his review of the game:

"The puzzles are great; some of the best in the series, and there are plenty of them.
Despite the added dialogue from the Federation Troopers, much of the game is quiet and isolating, with some areas completely without power or enemies for long stretches of time. It's equal parts calming and unsettling."

That does sound nice!

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

jfp

@Yoshi3 "I’ll wait for your comment in around 7 to 8 years"
I'd actually expect Prime 5 (Switch 2 exclusive) much sooner, maybe with an interval rather like between BotW and TotK or even shorter (because it's not a large open world 😉 and more streamlined). It's much easier (also judging from Prime 4 being the rumored money pit it would make a lot of financial sense) to keep the development ball rolling once started and I would be surprised if the next one isn't already in the pipeline and quite advanced in development.

Edit: Maybe we get a sequel to Dread in two years time and Prime 5 another 2 years after that. One can dream at least!

Re: Review: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - Samus Returns In Prime Form

jfp

Only skimmed the review to not spoil any story beats for myself … Glad it reviewed well on here. Come Thursday I‘ll dive right in and give it thorough whirl (and probably won‘t stop – except for sleep and food – until I‘ve seen it through). Not too (or at all) worried about mixed reviews, the media landscape changed quite a bit since the last Prime games were released. A negative or even middling review on such a high profile / highly anticipated (and in the last couple of weeks also divisive) title can drive a lot of traffic. I for one am very excited. Let‘s go!

Re: UK Charts: Kirby Is Nowhere To Be Seen In A Quiet Week

jfp

@WiltonRoots Never a dull moment with these folks … Just look at the adorable cover image dripping with cuteness above and then all the cut-throat comments below. Quite the contrast. Maybe some spotted the rainbow in the image and something inside them just snapped … 😆

Re: UK Charts: Kirby Is Nowhere To Be Seen In A Quiet Week

jfp

@SBandy1 Exactly, one can not like a game personally, but still want to see it succeed! It’s the same for me on both accounts, also no Musou fan. Hope though both games find their way under many Christmas trees and gather new fans. These are like the games a non-gamer aunt or uncle would gift, because well it‘s Kirby/Zelda.

Re: UK Charts: Kirby Is Nowhere To Be Seen In A Quiet Week

jfp

@SBandy1 I know! ✌️ And Air Riders is not for me either, although I really really hoped it would be … cause I mean it‘s Kirby and I really like that little fluff. Would love to see the game find a bigger audience, it‘s quite unique and we need more of that.