Kingy

Kingy

I'm a sleeper Nintendrone.

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Re: Review In Progress: Mario Kart World (Switch 2) - The Perfect Introduction To A New Console Generation?

Kingy

Some scattered thoughts after a few hours with World:

Lots of dead air during races and I feel like I'm driving through molasses.

It's hard to take anything away from any of the new / revamped tracks because GP and Knockout Tour prefer 65% of your race be pure straitaways. Knockout Tour is forgivable given its elimination rules, idk who thought this was a good idea for Grand Prix. It's a showcase of tracks I barely get to see.

Roads need to accommodate 24 racers so they are absolutely gargantuan. Again - dead air seems like the most appropriate term here. Initially at the start of the race you'll be eaten alive by the pack, but as they spread out you're going to notice a significant amount of nothing. Granted I've only played with CPUs and my brother, but this game is significantly less frantic than MK8, especially with a lack of 200cc.

I've only done a little bit of free roam, seems like the best way to get all the costumes and collect coins for karts, but other than that it's pretty underwhelming and completely removed from the main game. Like this game doesn't benefit from an open world at all, the actual races don't utilize it in any way. I see it effectively as a waste of resources.

Nintendo is allergic to good UIs now. The character select menu is an abomination.

The OST is ***** incredible, it's easily the best thing about this game.
The costumes are cute and creative. I like some of the new miscellaneous racers, but most are clearly just here as reused track assets. That's not a problem in of itself, but there were a lot of ACTUAL characters cut from the previous game and I wouldn't exactly call these suitable replacements.

Feels akin to the underwhelming Mario sports games that came out on the switch. Hopefully the game will improve with future updates and DLC but right now nothing about it feels particularly put together. A collection of good ideas and the bones of something great but clumsily executed.

...80 ***** dollars btw.

To anyone who hasn't gotten a switch 2 yet: you can hold off for a bit. I feel like this game being so lackluster is an omen for things to come.

Re: Feature: "You've Gotta Make It More Sexy" - Final Fantasy & Persona Voice Actors Have Made A Dating Sim For Everyone

Kingy

I don't hate the concept but this definitely is not a game for everyone. This is a game made by people from the LGBT community for the LGBT community, which isn't a problem but that IS going to limit the game's audience.

Also how great of NL to shoot these guys in the foot by picking the most divisive tagline possible for clicks. Ray mentions AI a single time for his closing thoughts and here you are spinning it like it's a feature of the article. Despicable.

Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A's Switch 2 And Switch 1 Prices Have Been Revealed

Kingy

So the game is $60. But we're expected to pay an extra $10 just to have it run properly. And this looks like it'll be a trend for most Switch 1 to Switch 2 conversions (granted that the Switch 1 game isn't already $70).
Idk, overpricing is a serious risk for killing this console's momentum out of the gate. After the initial push of sales from the die hard Nintendo fans, how many consoles do they reasonably expect to sell with these prices?
Mom and Dad aren't going to spend $500-$600 on a console and 1-2 games for little Timmy on Christmas.

Re: Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake Launches October, Switch 2 Version Confirmed

Kingy

They really don't want me buying games on the Switch 2 lol, PS5 it is as usual. I recommend the Super Famicom remake of DQ I&II to anyone who doesn't want to buy into the key card nonsense.
The original Dragon Quest is worth playing at least once (it's very short! under 10 hours) and if you want to play DQII you can fast forward through the endgame grind on an emulator.

As for the new games, I'm excited to see what they add, especially to DQII - which is the one Dragon Quest game that would benefit the most from a remake.
More excited for I&II than I ever was for III even, mostly due to DQIII not really needing one.

Re: Nearly A Decade After Its Initial Release, SOMA Gets Its First Switch Trailer

Kingy

Played all of Frictional's games up to SOMA last year. Gameplay wise SOMA doesn't do much to separate itself from your stock standard horror themed walking sim, but it makes up for that with outstanding writing and presentation. Without spoiling anything the game hosts some pretty heavy topics and makes you an active participant in them. Solid stuff, I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't played it yet.

If you want something more gamey from this team try Penumbra Overture. It's not much of a horror game but it puts your logic skills to the test more than any game that comes after (though The Bunker looks similar from what I've seen of it WHILE also being plenty scary, so you could try that instead).

Re: Review: SoulCalibur II (GameCube) - One Of The Best Fighters Ever, Playable Oh-So-Soon On Switch 2

Kingy

@Polvasti You're not wrong, I'd put Bravely Default in the same boat as the GameCube games, and it only being $40 is great, more people will buy who wouldn't have otherwise.

Rune Factory is also more of a draw than the other third parties too. That being said, it's also releasing on the original Switch (and steam deck), so idk how much I'd say it's a reason to buy a Switch 2 at launch if someone was only in the market for that game, you know.
Definitely good picks, but not enough for me to call the S2 launch lineup impressive all things considered.

Re: Review: SoulCalibur II (GameCube) - One Of The Best Fighters Ever, Playable Oh-So-Soon On Switch 2

Kingy

@BTB20 There's not really a good reason to buy a switch 2 at launch other than Mario Kart. You're probably like me and buying in early for future releases, but for most people all those third party ports have been available for a long time on more powerful (and frankly more affordable) hardware.

The GameCube titles are at least exclusive to this console, so I'd argue they're a bigger draw than something like Cyberpunk.

Re: Check Out This New YouTube Channel For Negativity-Free Pokémon Chat

Kingy

I'm very proud of the comments here being able to see this kind of language for what it is and call it out immediately. People tend to use this "positivity-focused, good vibes wholesome chungus" narrative when they want to divide people.
Not the kind of content worth watching imo, find someone who loves what they're talking about AND is able to see it for what it is.

Another thing - and I don't want to harp on too much about this guy cause he seems well-meaning - but you give a bad impression when your introductory video is already going on about the algorithm and SEO. Makes it sound like this is just a money venture to you even though you seem to understand how unrealistic that is (not to mention it paints the strict positivity in an even worse light). That's it really, best of luck with the channel wherever you decide to take it.

Re: Mario + Rabbids Dev Is Hiring For A New 'AAA' Rayman Game

Kingy

Well I have no reason to expect it'll be bad with the team working on it and with Ancel consulting. But something about "AAA Rayman game" doesn't sit right with me.
I can only hope his extremely cringe appearance in that Captain Laserhawk show isn't a sign of another shift in identity with this series.

Re: Opinion: Switch 2 Finally Gives Star Wars Outlaws A Second Chance

Kingy

@Kiz3000 I try to finish every game I play. It's rare nowadays that I don't at least get to the credits, but I got bored of subjecting myself to Outlaws and wanted to move on.
I also rotate between two or three games regularly, so that play time was spread across three of four weeks in three hour intervals.

The same thing is happening right now actually, where I'm not really enjoying Monster Hunter Wilds at all, but I have KCD and Clair Obscur to mitigate that (Wilds isn't terrible like Outlaws though lol so that also helps)

Re: Opinion: Switch 2 Finally Gives Star Wars Outlaws A Second Chance

Kingy

@The-Chosen-one I gave up on it about 20-25hrs in. From what I did play I'd give it like a 3.0, and I feel like that's being generous given how broken it was.
The jank did make me laugh though, so there's that at least. Definitely wouldn't endorse a $70 (or whatever they'll be charging for the Switch 2) purchase for that however.

Re: Opinion: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's Best Gameplay Feature Is Straight Out Of Mario's Playbook

Kingy

I'm playing this game on hard mode, which -accurate to the in-game description - makes it so you're required to get the dodge/parry timing down on bosses if you want to have any chance of beating them.
It adds an extra layer of pressure to the battles that go beyond my level and loadout and I love it. It fits the game's oppressive 'doomed journey' atmosphere like a glove. And it doesn't trivialize the combat because enemies have multiple attacks with different timings to learn, and bosses will start using new attacks as a fight goes on.
Great stuff!

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (26th April)

Kingy

I'm still making my way through Kingdom Come Deliverance. At about 120 hours clocked in and I don't seem to be coming to an endpoint anytime soon. But I can easily say KDC is likely to be one of my all-time favorites. This game is wonderful - jank and all, and I'm highly anticipating KCD II seeing as how everyone says it's even better than the first.

I also just started up Clair Obscur Expedition 33 and was very impressed with the opening hours of the game. It doesn't waste any time to hook you into the story and setting, and the combat system is dream mix of a bunch brilliant mechanics from JRPGs of the past. I've only put 3 hours into this one so far and it's already an easy recommend.

Finally, while I rotate between KDC and Expedition 33, I'm also trudging through Monster Hunter Wilds, which has been boring so far. It seems the accessibility Icarus has finally flown too close to the sun and turned Monster Hunter into a shallow hack and slash that completely undermines the monsters AND the hunting the game is named for. Disappointing.

So basically I've decided to play three massive RPGs concurrently and there's still more to come. It's looking like the Kingdom Come saga alone is going to take me an entire year 😭

Re: Poll: So, Did You Manage To Get A Switch 2 Pre-Order In? (North America)

Kingy

There's a GameStop between my home and my local Walmart, and I went grocery shopping at the perfect time to find a giant line in front of GameStop.
The employee at the door was handing out what were basically permission slips saying you could come back anytime today to pre order as long as you had one. So I did that. Pretty smooth process.

Re: Nintendo Direct: Mario Kart World: Every Announcement - How Would You Rate It?

Kingy

The Direct might of actually convinced me to hold off on the game and maybe even the Switch 2 lmao.
Doug Bowser blustering about "wait and see there's so much you haven't seen that makes this game worth $80", just for the Direct to show almost nothing new.
Yep, somehow success Nintendo manages to be Nintendo at their absolute worst, go figure. I don't think I want to support that.

Re: Talking Point: Does Switch 2 Have Nintendo's Best Launch Line-Up Ever?

Kingy

SNES, GBA, and GameCube came out swinging. N64 released with the best game ever made. Most of Switch 2's lineup are ports of much, much older video games a lot of people already played, many of which are likely to be inferior to their launch release. Despite how big the list is, Mario Kart is the only game here that's selling you on the switch 2.

As far as the best is concerned: I don't have the launch list on hand, but I know the PS2 had a crazy launch year so I think it's safe to give it to that.

Re: Nintendo: Switch 2's Launch Titles Are "Sort Of" Genre- And Franchise-Defining

Kingy

Idk about genre defining, but both games are fresh concepts for their respective series. That's all I'm really looking for in a new Nintendo game. Obviously the game has to look fun too. I couldn't give less of a ***** about that Drag Drive game for example as much as I appreciate the originality, but that comes with the territory of utilizing new ideas.
Strong start as far as the actual games are concerned.

Re: Nintendo Comments On Mario Kart World's Controversial Price

Kingy

I mean I'm already sold on this game myself, but a few years from now they'll have a game "so big" and "so vast" that they'll just have to charge $90... Then $100... and so on.
This is just PR bs, they're never going to be able to justify the price hike, and all it takes is one game that can get away with it before the floodgates open and the new price becomes a standard. We saw that with Sony's $70 games in 2020.
Inevitably we're all going to be priced out of your average AAA video game.

Re: Best Xenoblade Chronicles Games Of All Time

Kingy

I've only ever finished X years ago on the Wii U. At some point I will play the entire series to completion, but for now:
1.XC1 - Got close to the end of the game. Really fun and has a strong cast of characters and a compelling story. The only reason I stopped playing is because I got burnt out at the time and wanted to move on. That was the 3DS version.
2.XCX - Beat the game. Main story and characters are weak but some of the game's side quests have stuck with me for a long time. As has the ridiculous soundtrack. I enjoyed exploring X's world way more than 1 & 2's.
3.XC2 - Didn't much care for this one. By the time I got to the endgame I was so disinterested in the game's story that I never bothered finishing it. I like the main party in 2 but I thought Rex/Pyra/Mythra were incredibly boring.

And I haven't touched XC3 or any of the DLC campaigns. My Xeno arc will happen someday and that'll include Xenogears and Xenosaga too.

Re: Talking Point: Zelda: Wind Waker Is On Switch 2 - Do You Still Want A WW:HD Port?

Kingy

I've always preferred the original, I think WWHD loses quite a bit in the art direction, namely with the colors due to lighting. I assume we'll be getting GC Twilight Princess too.
But yeah, they ought to port the HD versions anyways. That covers one or two years of annual Zelda releases at least lol, and they can charge you $80 for a double pack... Or more likely, $70 individually 💀

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Nintendo Switch 2 Special

Kingy

The actual switch 2 games are a-ok, but the switch 2 editions are terrible. Even ignoring the disclaimer at the bottom, you have the red banner at the top cropping the art and making the whole thing look amateur. Ffs the Metroid box makes my eyes bleed!

Re: 'Switch 2 Editions' Are Supposedly A Switch Game Card And Download Code For The Upgrade Pack

Kingy

@MrCarlos46 If that was the case they wouldn't need the disclaimer. They might do that for future 'Switch 2 Editions' based off feedback, but for now they're taking the cheapest route and just slapping a switch 1 cart and a code into a box and calling it a switch 2 game.

But really it seems like Nintendo is making a push to eventually phase out physical releases entirely, judging on how botched this launch window lineup looks.