New tracks / racers based on Nintendo IP, like Kirby, Kid Icarus, Pikmin etc.
Track editor!
New multiplayer modes with more courses (and a return of Block Fort!)
Weather, course hazards & maybe random / rogue elements added into specific racing / survival mode to mix things up a bit.
Weekly / monthly challenges to unlock kart customisation, keep us coming back for new unlockables - ties in with collecting coins during races to spend on cosmetics maybe? (absolutely no loot boxes etc, just in game currency)
@Mana_Knight Llyods and RBSI/NatWest seem to have very stringent, automatic fraud systems in place - the latter, who I used to Bank with, used to cancel all of my Nintendo purchases automatically. You can imagine how annoying that was for console pre-orders! I tend to buy these things with PayPal these days; less hassle!
Another DOA Walking Dead game sigh
I am laughing at how bad they've made Carol's face look in the above pic though - how close did they have to put her eyes?!
Frye was once again denied victory... Not sure how such a small percentage of Handshakers managed to win the Pro & Tricolour... although, saying that, I guess it's because I sepnt most of the time up against my own team, therfore clout doesn't count sigh
Yeh, I'm not sold on what I've seen so far. I was concerned at first that all the good reviews on Steam were paid for. Having not played it though, I could be mistaken.
@Aneira Oh don't mind me, I'm just be my usual dimwitted self rather than having a dig at you fist bumps I knew what you were aiming for ^_^ Apologies if my post came across as condescending.
Hopefully, the film won't stray too far from the source material with Miyamoto at the helm, but I imagine it will be its own thing with just references to many of the games to tick all the right boxes.
@dkxcalibur I have to agree with you bud - I tried Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing & subsequent offerings, but couldn't get used to how the vehicles felt. I also thought the majority of the courses and items were lacklustre compared to MK. I know some love it though, so I'm glad it has its fans. I did used to love Street Racer on the Mega Drive, but the graphics and experience haven't aged well compared to the wonders of Mode 7.
What bothers me the most is that the majority of these 'live' services will be dead on arrival, leaving the hard working people below the suits facing the chopping block.
I can picture the trailer now.. Present day New York, goofy sophomore stumbles across a magical ocarina during orchestra recital and gets transported to Hyrule Castle. Now, disoriented & fully clothed in the legendary green hero tunic, he hears someone humming a tune (the audience recognises this as the melody of the Hyrule Royal Family, Zelda's lullaby) & he stumbles into Princess Zelda's dressing room where she angrily shouts 'Well, EXCUSE ME!' & throws a clay pot at the door.. Stereotypical deep announcer voice Next summer, you'll experience a Link between worlds... & it will be dangerous to go alone...
@UltimateOtaku91 Not everyone celebrates Christmas, so I guess it would have to be more of a winter themed one (bit like North vs South Pole & Sweater vs Sock)
Interesting that they're not partnering with Universal for this, considering their current relationship. I would imagine it will do wonders for the Japanese stock market and I suspect the joint venture with Sony will mean it's a good test for future Sony game IP to move to the big screen.
I think there's still time for a stealth drop for 1,2 Son of a Switch to drop at some point before the next console. In dire need of a quality 1st party party game!
Whilst it may be difficult to juggle that many characters again, I still wish we could get a single player campaign to rival that of Subspace Emissary.
This notion of 4K 60FPS needs to stop - expectations are way too high, especially seeing as XBSX and PS5, for the most part, can't handle this. I'd be very happy with 1080p & 60FPS. Realistically, the specs for a Switch 2 are likely to utilise Nvidia's Ampere architecture, so expect specifications somewhere around the base Xbox One or PS4 at best, which is more than enough for a portable / docked hybrid. Let's just focus on the fun factor & quality first party releases (& pretty please with sugar on top, backwards compatibility with some smoothness updates for old titles struggling to reach 30FPS)
Absolutely disgusting!! This is beyond terrible... do they not think about the debt I will be in? Can they not see the holes in my socks?! I'm going to have a sell some more organs on the black market.... Ninetendo, stop releasing things I simply must add to my collection!!!
It's hard to convert the controls when this game and others of its time were meant for the arrow keys and space bar on a keyboard. That being said, I played the PC version a few weeks ago and it felt OK with WASD and mouse, albeit look movement with the mouse feels superfluous. This is one of my favourite FPS, but it has undeniably dated somewhat. Good review! Hoping to see the like of Hexen and Heretic brought back at some point.
I'm so glad they haven't deviated from the classic design we all know and love today. Lots of companies nowadays spend countless resources on rebranding, stating they are going for a modern look, where in my opinion, it's nothing more than over produced tosh akin to garnishing coffees with over zealous pictures made by a hipster barista.
Four titles for volume 1?! Wow, they're really spoiling us. If they did a physical release, I wonder how many they can squeeze on one cartridge?! One maybe? With the rest as DLC?
I'd rather these types of ports skip the Switch entirely. if WB / NetherRealm want income from Switch, they'd be better off giving us the classic entries instead.
I had a really hard time trying to like this back on the PS3 - I'm not sure I persevered more than a few hours, so I'm doubtful if I'll pick this up again.
Here are my confirmed games for this Direct (by my Auntie that works in the Nintendo kitchen on Thursdays) Hotel Mario Sequel Switch Music Shaq Fu 3 Nintendo Labo Star Fox Kit Story of Stardew: Cozy Twilight Harvest Factory Starfield Switch Edition Hentai Shovelware - Deluxe Edition Hentai Shovelware - Complete Edition Hentai Shovelware - Diamond Platinum Edition Metroid Prime Four! (Golf spin-off) Friday the 13th for Switch Online NES Arms DLC
I chose Love - Think I only played against Money 3 times, the rest of the time were Mirror matches, which lead me to believe Love would clearly win the popularity vote. Still missing the Splatfest specific maps... slightly amended rotation stages feels like a bit of a cop-out
@PersianZSR I'm not sure, ask Miyamoto 🤣 Seriously though, I think it could work with very minimal to no dialogue, which could work for a lot of age ranges (similar to the appeal of the Minions really). A cute little tale set in an everyday back garden.
1 shovelware game removed - 12,367,215 left to go... I swear, if I see more 'Special' editions of naff games released every single week, I'll go mad. They use words like Platinum, Gold, Summer, Diamond in the title. No doubt The Last Hope will come back rebranded in some form.
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Re: Sega Appears To Be Teasing A Game Awards Surprise
Don't get your hopes up too much.... it's probably going to be a Sonic 3 movie teaser or a content update trailer for Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth
Re: Talking Point: Would You Like To See A Professor Layton Collection On Switch?
I suspect it will be easy enough to do a mobile to Switch port
Re: Video: Where Does Mario Kart Go From Here?
New tracks / racers based on Nintendo IP, like Kirby, Kid Icarus, Pikmin etc.
Track editor!
New multiplayer modes with more courses (and a return of Block Fort!)
Weather, course hazards & maybe random / rogue elements added into specific racing / survival mode to mix things up a bit.
Weekly / monthly challenges to unlock kart customisation, keep us coming back for new unlockables - ties in with collecting coins during races to spend on cosmetics maybe? (absolutely no loot boxes etc, just in game currency)
Re: Black Friday 2023: Best Deals On Nintendo Switch Consoles, Games, eShop Credit, SD Cards And More
@Mana_Knight Llyods and RBSI/NatWest seem to have very stringent, automatic fraud systems in place - the latter, who I used to Bank with, used to cancel all of my Nintendo purchases automatically. You can imagine how annoying that was for console pre-orders! I tend to buy these things with PayPal these days; less hassle!
Re: Review: The Walking Dead: Destinies (Switch) - One Of The Worst Games Of The Year
Another DOA Walking Dead game sigh
I am laughing at how bad they've made Carol's face look in the above pic though - how close did they have to put her eyes?!
Re: Team Handshake Grabs A Win In Splatoon 3's Greeting-Themed Splatfest
Frye was once again denied victory... Not sure how such a small percentage of Handshakers managed to win the Pro & Tricolour... although, saying that, I guess it's because I sepnt most of the time up against my own team, therfore clout doesn't count sigh
Re: Excellent Metroidvania 'Ender Lilies' Is Getting A Physical Release (Europe)
Hmmm, I already got mine from Playasia, slightly annoying.
Re: Action RPG With 'Overwhelmingly Positive' Reception Launches On Switch This Week
Yeh, I'm not sold on what I've seen so far. I was concerned at first that all the good reviews on Steam were paid for. Having not played it though, I could be mistaken.
Re: Talking Point: Which Zelda Game Should Be Adapted For The Movie?
@Aneira Oh don't mind me, I'm just be my usual dimwitted self rather than having a dig at you fist bumps I knew what you were aiming for ^_^ Apologies if my post came across as condescending.
Hopefully, the film won't stray too far from the source material with Miyamoto at the helm, but I imagine it will be its own thing with just references to many of the games to tick all the right boxes.
Re: Talking Point: Which Zelda Game Should Be Adapted For The Movie?
@Aneira So it will be about Lonk as he waves his magical baguette and rides a talking mongoose then?
Re: Talking Point: If 'Switch 2' Is Backwards Compatible, What Will You Do With Your Switch?
Tough one as I'm a console hoarder and I'll be sad to see my Animal Crossing bundle go 😂 I'll prob pass it on to family members though!
Re: Review: DreamWorks All-Star Kart Racing - Ain't The Sharpest Tool In The Shed
@dkxcalibur I have to agree with you bud - I tried Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing & subsequent offerings, but couldn't get used to how the vehicles felt. I also thought the majority of the courses and items were lacklustre compared to MK. I know some love it though, so I'm glad it has its fans.
I did used to love Street Racer on the Mega Drive, but the graphics and experience haven't aged well compared to the wonders of Mode 7.
Re: Warner Bros. Says It's Focused On Transforming Its "Biggest Franchises" Into Live Services
What bothers me the most is that the majority of these 'live' services will be dead on arrival, leaving the hard working people below the suits facing the chopping block.
Re: Nintendo Confirms Delay Of New Development Building
'Please understand, the Wrecking Crew are working hard, but they require a little more time'
Re: Reaction: What's Your Gut Feeling On The Zelda Movie News?
I can picture the trailer now..
Present day New York, goofy sophomore stumbles across a magical ocarina during orchestra recital and gets transported to Hyrule Castle. Now, disoriented & fully clothed in the legendary green hero tunic, he hears someone humming a tune (the audience recognises this as the melody of the Hyrule Royal Family, Zelda's lullaby) & he stumbles into Princess Zelda's dressing room where she angrily shouts 'Well, EXCUSE ME!' & throws a clay pot at the door..
Stereotypical deep announcer voice Next summer, you'll experience a Link between worlds... & it will be dangerous to go alone...
Re: Splatoon 3's Next Splatfest Kicks Off This Month With Regional Themes
@silverninja Oh yeah! I forgot about that one! Ugh, poor Frye indeed... I always have to pick Frye as my Daughter has a massive girl crush on her
Re: Splatoon 3's Next Splatfest Kicks Off This Month With Regional Themes
@jump could be a tip of the top hat, a duel with the cane or a salute from atop a penny-farthing
Re: Splatoon 3's Next Splatfest Kicks Off This Month With Regional Themes
@UltimateOtaku91 Not everyone celebrates Christmas, so I guess it would have to be more of a winter themed one (bit like North vs South Pole & Sweater vs Sock)
Re: Surprise! Nintendo Is Officially Working On A Live-Action Legend Of Zelda Movie
Interesting that they're not partnering with Universal for this, considering their current relationship. I would imagine it will do wonders for the Japanese stock market and I suspect the joint venture with Sony will mean it's a good test for future Sony game IP to move to the big screen.
Re: Pre-Orders For A Stunning Banjo-Kazooie Statue Are Now Live
I'll wait for this to drop on Game Statue Pass
Re: Nintendo Reconfirms Release Windows For Major Upcoming Switch Games
I think there's still time for a stealth drop for 1,2 Son of a Switch to drop at some point before the next console. In dire need of a quality 1st party party game!
Re: Super Mario Party + Red & Blue Joy-Con Bundle Announced
Awesome, another pair set for failure, if you catch my drift...
Re: It Looks Like A Smash Bros. Ultimate Switch OLED Bundle Might Be Coming Soon
Certainly does feel like a last hoorah for the current SKU; a little bit of garnishing on top to push for the Holiday season.
Re: The Nintendo Museum's Sign Has Been Officially Revealed
@Yosher Hit me Ninty, Mu-se-um! 🎵
Re: Sakurai Is Sceptical That Future Smash Bros. Titles Can Match Ultimate's Scope
@LadyCharlie I played the 3DS Smash entry more than any other due to Smash Run! I would welcome this back with open arms!
Re: Sakurai Is Sceptical That Future Smash Bros. Titles Can Match Ultimate's Scope
Whilst it may be difficult to juggle that many characters again, I still wish we could get a single player campaign to rival that of Subspace Emissary.
Re: Newly Discovered Nintendo Filing Shows Off "Dual-Screen, Detachable Device"
This notion of 4K 60FPS needs to stop - expectations are way too high, especially seeing as XBSX and PS5, for the most part, can't handle this. I'd be very happy with 1080p & 60FPS. Realistically, the specs for a Switch 2 are likely to utilise Nvidia's Ampere architecture, so expect specifications somewhere around the base Xbox One or PS4 at best, which is more than enough for a portable / docked hybrid. Let's just focus on the fun factor & quality first party releases (& pretty please with sugar on top, backwards compatibility with some smoothness updates for old titles struggling to reach 30FPS)
Re: Random: Nintendo Pulls Drink Driving Game From Switch eShop
I feel like someone at PEGI is going to get a very good telling off....
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Too much elephant - 6/10
Re: Surprise! LEGO Animal Crossing Sets Are Actually Happening
Absolutely disgusting!! This is beyond terrible... do they not think about the debt I will be in? Can they not see the holes in my socks?! I'm going to have a sell some more organs on the black market.... Ninetendo, stop releasing things I simply must add to my collection!!!
Re: 3DS And Wii U Online Play Ends In "Early April" 2024
Well, at the very least they need to port over the levels / mini-games over from Splatoon 1 to 3 in the DLC.
Re: Review: Rise Of The Triad: Ludicrous Edition - Definitive, Though Undeniably Dated
It's hard to convert the controls when this game and others of its time were meant for the arrow keys and space bar on a keyboard. That being said, I played the PC version a few weeks ago and it felt OK with WASD and mouse, albeit look movement with the mouse feels superfluous.
This is one of my favourite FPS, but it has undeniably dated somewhat. Good review! Hoping to see the like of Hexen and Heretic brought back at some point.
Re: Mini Review: Afterdream - Beautifully Haunting Pixel Art Horror With Perfect Puzzles
'Good pacing throughout' yet 'A 'run' or 'jog' function would have been welcome' - make up your mind NL 😜
Re: Random: Fan-Made Nintendo Logo Timeline Is A Superb Look At The Past
I'm so glad they haven't deviated from the classic design we all know and love today. Lots of companies nowadays spend countless resources on rebranding, stating they are going for a modern look, where in my opinion, it's nothing more than over produced tosh akin to garnishing coffees with over zealous pictures made by a hipster barista.
Re: 'Hidden Gems: Volume One' Brings Four Classic Commodore 64 Games To Switch Tomorrow
Four titles for volume 1?! Wow, they're really spoiling us. If they did a physical release, I wonder how many they can squeeze on one cartridge?! One maybe? With the rest as DLC?
Re: Pop Blisters And Rip Out Ingrown Toenails With 'Foot Clinic', Launching This Week
I've pre-ordered the Special 'Athletes Foot' Edition from Limited Run with the hairy latex foot model. Will look good on my bathroom shelf.
Re: Video: Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of Mortal Kombat 1 On Switch
I'd rather these types of ports skip the Switch entirely. if WB / NetherRealm want income from Switch, they'd be better off giving us the classic entries instead.
Re: Soapbox: Nintendo, "THE Prime Asset" In Xbox's Content Quest? It's Only Natural
A Microsoft and Nintendo merger would be great! Can you imagine?! Paid DLC for a Mii Fighter Master Chief Costume in Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Re: Round Up: Developers React To Unity's New 'Runtime Fee' Policy
Unity - Real Time Development Engine for Shooting Yourself in the Foot
Re: GameCube Classic Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Is Heading To Switch
My favourite Mario game of all time.... oh boy, this is going to be a blast to replay! I hope they do justice with Vivian's character / portrayal.
Re: Review: Mugen Souls Z - Way Too Wordy, With Long Gaps Between The Fun Bits
I had a really hard time trying to like this back on the PS3 - I'm not sure I persevered more than a few hours, so I'm doubtful if I'll pick this up again.
Re: Nintendo Direct September 2023: Time, Where To Watch, Our Predictions
Here are my confirmed games for this Direct (by my Auntie that works in the Nintendo kitchen on Thursdays)
Hotel Mario Sequel
Switch Music
Shaq Fu 3
Nintendo Labo Star Fox Kit
Story of Stardew: Cozy Twilight Harvest Factory
Starfield Switch Edition
Hentai Shovelware - Deluxe Edition
Hentai Shovelware - Complete Edition
Hentai Shovelware - Diamond Platinum Edition
Metroid Prime Four! (Golf spin-off)
Friday the 13th for Switch Online NES
Arms DLC
Re: Nintendo Is "Evolving" Into An Entertainment Company, According To Doug Bowser
They could release a new console called the Nintendo Entertainment System
Re: Team Money Claims Victory In Splatoon 3's Priorities-Themed Splatfest
I chose Love - Think I only played against Money 3 times, the rest of the time were Mirror matches, which lead me to believe Love would clearly win the popularity vote.
Still missing the Splatfest specific maps... slightly amended rotation stages feels like a bit of a cop-out
Re: Random: The Pokémon Center's Official Wiglett Plush Looks A Lot More NSFW Than We'd Imagined
Bohemian Rhapsody style singing Is this the real Wiglett? Or is it just phallacy?
Re: Talking Point: Which Nintendo IP Should 'Switch 2' Launch With?
Mother 3 remake - one can dream...
Re: Rumour: Animal Crossing LEGO? It May Be Coming Next Year, According To Leaks
It's like Lego & Nintendo don't want me to afford heating and food....
Re: The Super Mario Bros. Movie Pulled In Over 168 Million Viewers At The Box Office, Says Nintendo
@PersianZSR I'm not sure, ask Miyamoto 🤣
Seriously though, I think it could work with very minimal to no dialogue, which could work for a lot of age ranges (similar to the appeal of the Minions really). A cute little tale set in an everyday back garden.
Re: The Super Mario Bros. Movie Pulled In Over 168 Million Viewers At The Box Office, Says Nintendo
I do wonder with Miyamoto's comments whether they're gearing up for a Pikmin movie.
Re: Dodgy 'Last Of Us' Clone On Switch Is No Longer Available, Thank Goodness
1 shovelware game removed - 12,367,215 left to go...
I swear, if I see more 'Special' editions of naff games released every single week, I'll go mad. They use words like Platinum, Gold, Summer, Diamond in the title. No doubt The Last Hope will come back rebranded in some form.