Wow, pre-order sales must be on low side if they already need to push discounts. It's probably to do with all the wet weather we're having and people are worried about their Paper Marios getting soggy, or the effect of humidity like swelling / sticking on old, 1,000 year-old doors.
@Not_Soos For those who have not played, you should listen to this dude. This game set a new benchmark - it's hilarious, heartfelt, has absolutely insane amounts of ingenuity & fun twists. Hands down, best Mario game ever & definitely in my top games of all time.
They're surpressing our freedom of speech - this piratephobia has to stop. First they took away our Long John Silver, then Captain Hook & most recently Captain Jack Sparrow. Before long, we will have to start buying games, with real doubloons!
Pre-ordered, but I've gone digital too ^_^ greedy, I know, but I do want to play on the day of release as this is one of my favourite games of all time.
'EA Sports... It's so lame' Still, impressive that a lot of Nintendo constantly remain in the Top 20 @epicgamner sadly, the same can be said for a lot of stuff in the entertainment industry; it's hard not for our funds to reach undesirable bigots at the top of the chain. Where I can, I answer with my wallet.
Sad times - will make this spiritual succesor all the more poignant. His creative vision will live on in the hearts and minds of all his colleagues, family and fans.
Kosuke Okatani: We wanted to 'stay fresh' and offer something completely different. I know we're not 'off the hook' with the comparisons... I had an 'Inkling' they'd be coming, but our game is nothing like Splatoon & your harsh words hurt me like a 'deep cut' - for those people with only one mind set, they can 'krak-on'.
So no improvments to FPS, stuttering and general performance? sigh I guess I will continue to wait until this is addressed, or they decide to release it on Steam.
@Anachronism the more Dragon Quest games that keep coming out, the longer Togashi will take =0p
Hoping he's getting the help he needs so we can have a resolution to Kurapika's saga.
Team Frye Family for the... inevitable loss. Seriously, I can totally see either Friends or Solo picking up the win, denying Frye yet another victory. sigh
I should think we will hear something at the end of March / begining of April, at the time of Ninty's year end; news of a successor will boost stock and fire up the hype train. We'd be lucky to see it launch in Q4 2024 mind you.
Eiji Aonuma: I think we should consider where this entry should be in the timeline. Hidemaro Fujibayashi: flops a bowl of ramen noodles out on the table Sure, which one of these timeline threads shall we stick it on? Eiji Aonuma: vaguely gestures to all somewhere....
The game looks like an upscaled 3DS game at points - not a problem, the aesthetics are charming, the colours are vibrant, and it has this sort of PS2 / PS3 retro charm to it, which is all fine and dandy.
Textures are flat and blurry & there's noticeable pop in - again, not super bothered, as one can ignore these when the gameplay is good, which thankfully it is!
Load times - patience, not at all bothered.
The FPS chugs along like your running through treacle.... ah, this one I can't ignore as it hinders enjoying the open segments / environments. This is inexcusable considering we can see it done properly in pretty much all first party games and many others to boot. Something tells me this is poorly optimised and rushed out the door for a quick sale. Luckily, I highly doubt the devoted DQ fans would not let their voices be heard, so hopefully a few patches will tidy things up. For now, I'm going to shelve it.
Hopefully Tose can sort this out as they are an accompished developer with a rich history of gems.
@Croctopus couldn't agree more - Amusing a Bemused Muse, whilst at first seemed like a novel idea, turned into a tedious mess as your limited vision for comparison just feels like a time wasting exercise.
There's plenty to choose from, but I'll stick to Ninty games here: Splatoon 3 - every single ride rail mission in the single player campaign that requires precision shots to destroy the targets. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Rainbow road (various iterations).... 200cc... yeh.... Breath of the Wild - 900 Korok seeds...900! And to top it all of... no specific spoilers yeh... it's absoluetly pointless after a set amount, but for a completionist, it's very annoying. As for other games, as a general rule of thumb, I hate when you have to fight multiple bosses in a row with no checkpoints, usually rehashes of previous bosses, or ridiculous platforming sections during a big boss battle and one simple incorrectly timed button press can send you right back to the start.
New tracks / racers based on Nintendo IP, like Kirby, Kid Icarus, Pikmin etc.
Track editor!
New multiplayer modes with more courses (and a return of Block Fort!)
Weather, course hazards & maybe random / rogue elements added into specific racing / survival mode to mix things up a bit.
Weekly / monthly challenges to unlock kart customisation, keep us coming back for new unlockables - ties in with collecting coins during races to spend on cosmetics maybe? (absolutely no loot boxes etc, just in game currency)
@Mana_Knight Llyods and RBSI/NatWest seem to have very stringent, automatic fraud systems in place - the latter, who I used to Bank with, used to cancel all of my Nintendo purchases automatically. You can imagine how annoying that was for console pre-orders! I tend to buy these things with PayPal these days; less hassle!
Another DOA Walking Dead game sigh
I am laughing at how bad they've made Carol's face look in the above pic though - how close did they have to put her eyes?!
Frye was once again denied victory... Not sure how such a small percentage of Handshakers managed to win the Pro & Tricolour... although, saying that, I guess it's because I sepnt most of the time up against my own team, therfore clout doesn't count sigh
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Re: The Pokémon Company And DeNA Form A New Subsidiary
It's possible they might make a spin-off game called Pocket Monsters.
Re: Deals: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - 25% Off In UK, Paper Plane Pre-Order Bonus
Wow, pre-order sales must be on low side if they already need to push discounts. It's probably to do with all the wet weather we're having and people are worried about their Paper Marios getting soggy, or the effect of humidity like swelling / sticking on old, 1,000 year-old doors.
Re: Garry's Mod Is Removing "All Nintendo Related Stuff From Steam Workshop"
@Quiet2down cool cool! My bad / my tired brain ^_^
Re: Garry's Mod Is Removing "All Nintendo Related Stuff From Steam Workshop"
@Quiet2down I do hope my sarcasm wasn't lost on you 😜
Re: Garry's Mod Is Removing "All Nintendo Related Stuff From Steam Workshop"
@gcunit I have a cousin called Magikarp
Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons 'Isabelle' First 4 Figures Statue Revealed, Here's A Sneak Peek
Think I'll stick to my Amiibos; they're expensive enough as it is 😂
Re: Garry's Mod Is Removing "All Nintendo Related Stuff From Steam Workshop"
Wonder when they will stop new born babies being called Mario, Luigi or Charizard
Re: Video: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Gets A Five-Minute Overview Trailer
@Not_Soos For those who have not played, you should listen to this dude. This game set a new benchmark - it's hilarious, heartfelt, has absolutely insane amounts of ingenuity & fun twists. Hands down, best Mario game ever & definitely in my top games of all time.
Re: Discord Reportedly Removing Servers And Creator Accounts For Switch Emulators
They're surpressing our freedom of speech - this piratephobia has to stop. First they took away our Long John Silver, then Captain Hook & most recently Captain Jack Sparrow. Before long, we will have to start buying games, with real doubloons!
Re: All Three 'Touch Detective' Games Are Out Now On Switch
Eww, Nicalis is the Publisher though....
Re: Video: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Storybook Scene Side-By-Side Comparison
I can't believe they got rid of the smiles on the clouds in the intro!! Shame on you Nintendo! Fed up with this anti-woke propaganda.
Re: My Nintendo Store Reveals Paper Mario: Thousand-Year Door Pre-Order Bundle (EU)
Pre-ordered, but I've gone digital too ^_^ greedy, I know, but I do want to play on the day of release as this is one of my favourite games of all time.
Re: UK Charts: Unicorn Overlord Plummets As Familiar Faces Return To The Top
'EA Sports... It's so lame'
Still, impressive that a lot of Nintendo constantly remain in the Top 20
@epicgamner sadly, the same can be said for a lot of stuff in the entertainment industry; it's hard not for our funds to reach undesirable bigots at the top of the chain. Where I can, I answer with my wallet.
Re: You Can Now Buy Your Very Own Sheikah Slate From Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
@Woderwick It looks like someone put a Speak & Spell toy in a turd.
Re: You Can Now Buy Your Very Own Sheikah Slate From Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
@Woderwick It looks very... Fisher Price. I'd struggle to justify a purchase at 10% of the retail price
Re: Team Friday Triumphs In Splatoon 3's Latest Splatfest
Friday is not even the weekend... c'mon, this is getting ridiculous! When will Frye win a Splatfest?!
Re: Back Page: The Best Cows On The Nintendo Switch
To not stretch this across all Nintendo platforms and not mention Cow Racing from Wii Play is a crime!
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Version 13.0.2 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Fighter Pass Vol 3 inbound! Hoping to see Bojack Horseman & maybe Walter White
Re: Yoshitaka Murayama, Creator Of The Suikoden Franchise, Has Passed Away
Sad times - will make this spiritual succesor all the more poignant. His creative vision will live on in the hearts and minds of all his colleagues, family and fans.
Re: Soapbox: With Switch Online, It's The Perfect Time To Bring Back These Wii U Gems
Maybe even a SNES / GB remix? Either way, it would be nice to have access to these titles that are threatened to fade away into obscurity.
Re: Switch Reportedly Less Than 1 Million Shy Of Being Japan's Best-Selling Console
So close... now, if only there was a re-release of a popular Paper Mario game on the horizon... a kind of 20th Anniversary remake...
Re: Online Play For Steel Diver: Sub Wars On 3DS Has Been Discontinued Early
Steel Diver!
You've been down so long, thank god for piracy! 🎶
Re: Splatoon 3 Lands Version 6.1.0 Update Today, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
@wazlon ah cool! Thanks for clearing that up!
Re: Splatoon 3 Lands Version 6.1.0 Update Today, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
I thought the marking of enemies within the Wave Breaker radius was already a thing?
Re: Review: Golden Sun - A Radiant RPG, Once It Gets Going
GS has some of my favourite JRPG music. How can anyone not like the battle themes?! They are legendary!
Re: Random: Square Enix & Foamstars Producer Is Bored Of Splatoon Comparisons
Kosuke Okatani: We wanted to 'stay fresh' and offer something completely different. I know we're not 'off the hook' with the comparisons... I had an 'Inkling' they'd be coming, but our game is nothing like Splatoon & your harsh words hurt me like a 'deep cut' - for those people with only one mind set, they can 'krak-on'.
Re: Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince Version 1.0.3 Out Now, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
So no improvments to FPS, stuttering and general performance? sigh I guess I will continue to wait until this is addressed, or they decide to release it on Steam.
Re: Eighting Is Working On A New Hunter x Hunter Fighting Game
@Anachronism the more Dragon Quest games that keep coming out, the longer Togashi will take =0p
Hoping he's getting the help he needs so we can have a resolution to Kurapika's saga.
Re: Splatoon 3 Splatfest "Sneak Peek" And Voting Now Live, Includes Free Goodies
Team Frye Family for the... inevitable loss. Seriously, I can totally see either Friends or Solo picking up the win, denying Frye yet another victory. sigh
Re: Talking Point: Could Nintendo Go Another Year Without A Switch Successor?
I should think we will hear something at the end of March / begining of April, at the time of Ninty's year end; news of a successor will boost stock and fire up the hype train. We'd be lucky to see it launch in Q4 2024 mind you.
Re: Masahiro Sakurai On His Future: "I'm Still Creating Games For The Time Being"
Hoping for some smaller scale, experimental stuff with less emphasis on super stressful times for him and the the team
Re: Splatoon 3's Next Splatfest Has Been Announced
So.... Team Family / Frye not winning another one then eh?
Re: 70 Switch Games You Should Pick Up In Nintendo's Festive Offers Sale (Europe)
Nintendo eShop purchase 64... 65....69.... almost there... OK! Done! What now?
Re: Fan-Made 'Link's Awakening DX HD' Port Taken Down By Nintendo
Old Man: 'It's dangerous to make fan games of our IP'
Link: 'Ugh, Okay....'
Old Man: 'Here, take this' hands over cease and desist
Re: Feature: Dragon Quest Monsters Producer On Introducing Series To A Whole New Audience
@Astral-Grain Q1 Answer: 'Welcome to Stutter Park'
Q2 Answer: Nope
Re: Zelda Timeline Is Only Considered "To An Extent" During Development, Says TOTK Director
Eiji Aonuma: I think we should consider where this entry should be in the timeline.
Hidemaro Fujibayashi: flops a bowl of ramen noodles out on the table Sure, which one of these timeline threads shall we stick it on?
Eiji Aonuma: vaguely gestures to all somewhere....
Re: Review: Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince (Switch) - A Near-Royal Return For The Addictive Monster-Catching Spin-Off
The game looks like an upscaled 3DS game at points - not a problem, the aesthetics are charming, the colours are vibrant, and it has this sort of PS2 / PS3 retro charm to it, which is all fine and dandy.
Textures are flat and blurry & there's noticeable pop in - again, not super bothered, as one can ignore these when the gameplay is good, which thankfully it is!
Load times - patience, not at all bothered.
The FPS chugs along like your running through treacle.... ah, this one I can't ignore as it hinders enjoying the open segments / environments. This is inexcusable considering we can see it done properly in pretty much all first party games and many others to boot. Something tells me this is poorly optimised and rushed out the door for a quick sale. Luckily, I highly doubt the devoted DQ fans would not let their voices be heard, so hopefully a few patches will tidy things up. For now, I'm going to shelve it.
Hopefully Tose can sort this out as they are an accompished developer with a rich history of gems.
Re: Talking Point: What Are The Worst Parts Of Your Favourite Games?
@Croctopus couldn't agree more - Amusing a Bemused Muse, whilst at first seemed like a novel idea, turned into a tedious mess as your limited vision for comparison just feels like a time wasting exercise.
Re: Talking Point: What Are The Worst Parts Of Your Favourite Games?
There's plenty to choose from, but I'll stick to Ninty games here:
Splatoon 3 - every single ride rail mission in the single player campaign that requires precision shots to destroy the targets.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Rainbow road (various iterations).... 200cc... yeh....
Breath of the Wild - 900 Korok seeds...900! And to top it all of... no specific spoilers yeh... it's absoluetly pointless after a set amount, but for a completionist, it's very annoying.
As for other games, as a general rule of thumb, I hate when you have to fight multiple bosses in a row with no checkpoints, usually rehashes of previous bosses, or ridiculous platforming sections during a big boss battle and one simple incorrectly timed button press can send you right back to the start.
Re: Ed Boon Confirms Mortal Kombat Story DLC And Teases "Big Surprise"
'Get ready for a surprise!' Head explodes
It will be a cross-over with Total Recall!
Re: Square Enix Asks Dragon Quest Fans To Refrain From Posting 'Dark Prince' End Game Spoilers
Please also do not post poor performance videos of our wonderful game until we've had a chance to patch it in 6 months / never (delete as appropriate)
Re: Zelda Movie Director Wants Film To Feel Like "Live-Action Miyazaki"
All lip service until they deliver
Re: Suika Game Is The Next Free Trial For Nintendo Switch Online Users (Europe)
@LadyCharlie I didn't realise they remastered the fruit physics for the Switch version 😂 I assumed it was more or less the same thing, but now I know!
Re: Suika Game Is The Next Free Trial For Nintendo Switch Online Users (Europe)
Or, you can play it for free in your web browser 😉
Re: Sega Appears To Be Teasing A Game Awards Surprise
Don't get your hopes up too much.... it's probably going to be a Sonic 3 movie teaser or a content update trailer for Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth
Re: Talking Point: Would You Like To See A Professor Layton Collection On Switch?
I suspect it will be easy enough to do a mobile to Switch port
Re: Video: Where Does Mario Kart Go From Here?
New tracks / racers based on Nintendo IP, like Kirby, Kid Icarus, Pikmin etc.
Track editor!
New multiplayer modes with more courses (and a return of Block Fort!)
Weather, course hazards & maybe random / rogue elements added into specific racing / survival mode to mix things up a bit.
Weekly / monthly challenges to unlock kart customisation, keep us coming back for new unlockables - ties in with collecting coins during races to spend on cosmetics maybe? (absolutely no loot boxes etc, just in game currency)
Re: Black Friday 2023: Best Deals On Nintendo Switch Consoles, Games, eShop Credit, SD Cards And More
@Mana_Knight Llyods and RBSI/NatWest seem to have very stringent, automatic fraud systems in place - the latter, who I used to Bank with, used to cancel all of my Nintendo purchases automatically. You can imagine how annoying that was for console pre-orders! I tend to buy these things with PayPal these days; less hassle!
Re: Review: The Walking Dead: Destinies (Switch) - One Of The Worst Games Of The Year
Another DOA Walking Dead game sigh
I am laughing at how bad they've made Carol's face look in the above pic though - how close did they have to put her eyes?!
Re: Team Handshake Grabs A Win In Splatoon 3's Greeting-Themed Splatfest
Frye was once again denied victory... Not sure how such a small percentage of Handshakers managed to win the Pro & Tricolour... although, saying that, I guess it's because I sepnt most of the time up against my own team, therfore clout doesn't count sigh