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Re: First Impressions: Our Maiden Flight In Star Fox Zero Prompts Mixed Emotions

bro2dragons

This seems harsh.

Granted, I haven't played the game, so I'm sure that (like most of you) I can't actually offer a valid opinion. But I did watch all the Treehouse gameplay and saw them tackle the controls naturally. This isn't their first rodeo, I'm aware, but I'm inclined to believe the booth rep who said the controls take a few more minutes to get used to. Watching others play, once you've mastered the controls, the game looks epic and immersive and calls to mind as many Star Wars memories of Episode IV's Milleniun Falcon shootout scene, as it recalls fondness for the hundreds of hour spent in Star Fox 64.

I know I'm in the minority--in fact, I'm probably the only one--but this is still my most anticipated game of 2015 on any system.

Re: Mighty No. 9 Features on Wii U and 3DS Versions are Outlined

bro2dragons

Surely there will be a Miiverse community. There are very few games without one and it takes virtually no work at all to enable. I'm sure it just means no unique Miiverse functions like in-game interactions or whatever. We won't be seeing Miiverse posts pop up on the walls with tips on how to beat bosses, but I have no doubt we'll be able to pause the game to upload a screenshot and lament our terrible skills.

Re: Here Are Your Eight Qualifying Nintendo World Championships 2015 Finalists

bro2dragons

@Pahvi No, you are correct, I believe. Hyperbole and miswordings are in play, however. "Probability" is the wrong word because it implies the perfect precision of mathematics, something the real world has a nasty habit of ignoring. My point was that even all things equal (and they never are in life), it's not at all inconceivable to land a roulette wheel on red eight times in a row or that the most skilled Mario and Dr. Mario players who felt like competing in those eight specific cities on that particular day (look at how many qualifying statements have to be attached to something like this) would all just happen to be born one X chromosome too few. That's just how life works. I know I've hit the same side of a coin toss eight times in a row and there are incalculably fewer variables in that equation. Why are there no black winners? Why are there none with light hair? Why do none of them have a cleft chin? Because that's just the way it so happened to work out, not because of a flaw in society that places a glass ceiling over cleft-chinned Nintendo gamers.

And we know that there are no wild, sweeping societal conclusions we can draw from this because it's one event. Statistically AND scientifically, a single occurrence is meaningless until it is tested again and again and again ad nauseam. So my only point is that this is a poor platform for cries of gender inequality and should be taken as what it is: a literal game.

Re: Nintendo Download: 11th June (North America)

bro2dragons

Curve really wants to get OlliOlli off the virtual shelves. First cross buy, then two copies in the Humble Bundle and now a sale immediately after. I guess they're really banking on the exposure bringing high sales for the sequel. I hope the company's doing all right.

Re: Here Are Your Eight Qualifying Nintendo World Championships 2015 Finalists

bro2dragons

Also, these comments are ridiculous. Out of literally thousands of competitors, only eight were picked as winners. ONLY EIGHT. If the people involved had been exactly 50 percent men and 50 percent women, the probability that we end up with eight men is still pretty damn high. These were the ones who happened to play the best on that day at that time in those places and nothing about that fact implies in the slightest anything about gender roles or equality or the ideals of American society.

Bollocks and hogwash, people. Let it ride.

Re: Disney Infinity Producer Brands amiibo Stock Shortages "Irresponsible And Rude"

bro2dragons

Valid.

There's nothing wrong with Nintendo assuming Ike, Villager, and Little Mac won't sell well and producing fewer figures. That's logical on several levels and just good business. What is rude to fans and plain senseless business is refusing to make more when EVERY SINGLE ONE sells out. There is very clear empirical data showing the demand for these amiibo that Nintendo could easily fill and not only keep their fans happy (winning repeat business), but make more money by selling more. Obviously. Nintendo has had a long standing habit of choosing safety over risk in their business decisions, but being too safe can cost you and I think it's doing so right now.

Re: Review: Art Academy: Atelier (Wii U)

bro2dragons

How good are the lessons, really? I've always wanted to be able to at least draw things that look like, well, things and I envy all my many artistic friends.

So as someone with literally zero artistic ability, will this help me improve, or would it just be money wasted? I'm really close to buying it, but I already have Creative Suite, so if this won't let me do anything more, then there's no point.

Re: Talking Point: Prepare Yourselves - E3 Silly Season is Here

bro2dragons

With so many big things on the horizon in my real life, any potential announcements of in-development game just aren't going to excite me this year like they did last.

Instead, I'm most looking forward to whatever shows up on the eShop DURING E3, and for that, I've got eight fingers tightly crossed for Smash Bros. DLC. Doesn't seem like much of a longshot, but it'd be a whole lotta fun.

Re: Fake amiibo Figures Spotted In The Wild

bro2dragons

I do use my amiibo, but I primarily purchase them for display on my and my kid's shelves. So if I were to find fake versions of Rosalina or Little Mac or Ike or Captain Falcon you bet I'd buy it, knowing full well it was illegitimate.

Re: Humble Nindie Bundle Adds Three New Games

bro2dragons

@DarthNocturnal You get one Wii U code and one 3DS code for OlliOlli. Using either code unlocks the other version as a free download if you have a Wii U and 3DS with the same NNID . So you get both games WITHOUT using only one code. You can then gift the other to a friend.

Steamworld Dig, however, does not already have a cross-buy promotion, so if you want the game on both your 3DS and Wii U, you have to use both codes.

Think of it like getting two copies of Steamworld Dig and four copies of OlliOlli.

Re: Art Academy: Home Studio Listing Suggests amiibo Support

bro2dragons

My thoughts were similar: primarily unlocking character images you could trace... but also maybe new background music based on the character's series?

Beyond that, I couldn't really think of anything, but I also haven't played any of these games (apps?) yet, so I don't have much frame of reference.

Re: Final Fantasy Wasn't Named For The Reason You Think

bro2dragons

Come on, NintendoLife. Don't go down this road. This isn't how respectable outlets write headlines. That's first year JSchool stuff. I don't visit sites with Buzzfeed-y headlines and I'd hate to have to leave this one because you posted "No one was surprised when Miyamoto walked onstage at E3... Then he said THIS." This trend wastes reader time and insults reader intelligence. And it really just makes you look desperate. And that's not a good look for you, NL.

On topic: Like others have pointed out, he's officially said the "last ditch effort" story before, so I'm gonna hope this interviewer missed some context or something. I have a feeling they probably just wanted the FF alliteration at first, but when someone suggested "Final Fantasy," it hit a little closer to home and they ran with it. At least, I hope so.

Because Flatulent Fantasy would have been a very different game.

Re: Video: The Game Theorists Plot Out Mario's Timeline and Family Bloodline

bro2dragons

They also missed Captain Toad coming in immediately before Super Mario 3D World.

That leads me to believe Super Mario 3D Land takes place concurrently with Captain Toad and before Super Mario 3D World, as it would explain why the toad partners the Mario Bros. team up with in the New Era are missing in 3D Land, but back in 3D World. Obviously, they were off treasure tracking again as the Toad Brigade while Mario and Luigi saved the princess in 3D Land.