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Re: Nintendo Delays Switch 2 Pre-Orders In The US Amidst New Trump Tariffs

Splash_Woman

We've somehow reached the point where absolutely everyone on every single possible side has dug in their heels so far that a group of literal criminals is dismantling absolutely everything, from policies to the economy to people's livelihoods, and there's nothing we can do about it. Nothing. Not a thing. Are the criminals actually American heroes? Are they the villains? Or is half the country stupid? Or are they smart? Or is Nintendo greedy? Or does it all not matter in the end?

I. Am. So. Tired.

At this point Thanos could probably run for office and get elected. And you'd have talking heads shouting, "The Snap just makes good economic sense if you ask me, you uneducated turds!"

We're all about to go for a wild ride, and I very much doubt it has a happy ending. I'll consider myself lucky if I get to play Mario Kart World any time remotely soon.

Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Direct April 2025 - Every Announcement, Game Reveal & Trailer

Splash_Woman

As the day has gone on I've calmed down about the prices. Yeah, it's going to be a huge investment up front, especially if I shell out for two systems (one for me and one for my kid). But there's more than a few Switch 1 games I have multiple copies of so we can play together; looking at it that way the $60 Switch 1 to $80 Switch 2 conversion works out to $80 rather than $120 for me. That's not to say I'm jazzed about the price increases, but...I'll live. I'd rather be excited for Mario Kart, DK, Metroid, Kirby Air Riders, Kirby DLC, Gamecube games, FF7R, Layton, and on and on, rather than in the dumps over the financial aspect. I'm officially hyped!

Re: ICYMI, Yes, A Blood-Soaked 'Terrifier' Game Is Coming To Switch

Splash_Woman

I read the article first, thought "A Terrifier game...that looks like the Scott Pilgrim game? How does that make any sense?" After watching the video I can confirm: it doesn't make any sense whatsoever, but Holy Canada does it look like a MS Paint version of Scott Pilgrim!

Terrifier fascinates me. It feels like something that should be right up my alley, but I just absolutely CANNOT get on board with the level of torture/gore it has going for it. Yet I always click on every Terrifier article, read every synopsis, and get a weird serotonin rush when I see Art the Clown. It's like an exclusive club that I only have a trial membership to so I can't go back to the VIP area.

Re: Opinion: Against All Odds - Why Does RPG RNG Hate Me?

Splash_Woman

EarthBound is my favorite game, and thus I have played it ALOT! I always plan in getting the Sword of Kings as an essential part of my run. I'll enter the Stonehenge Base in the upper 40s to low 50s, and by the time I get the sword I'm usually somewhere in the 70s.

Now, does it always work that way? No, of course not. I specifically remember one time getting into the 90s and becoming increasingly worried that I would hit 99 before getting the big exp drop in Magicant that levels up Ness to learn Teleport B. And on the flip side, I once got it at level 52, and was SUPER annoyed because I was suddenly underleveled and found myself having to grind without purpose.

Other than that no, I don't really grind for RNG drops (sans Kingdom Hearts, of course).

Re: PowerWash Simulator 2 Is Real, And It's Reportedly Heading To Switch 2

Splash_Woman

I have played an obscene amount of Powerwash Simulator across both the Switch and the PS5, just finished cleaning Wallace and Gromit's moon rocket a couple days ago. Yes, the Switch 2 is coming soon, and that's cool and all I suppose, but for me, truly: there will not be any gaming news more exciting than this for the rest of the year, almost guaranteed.
I
AM
BEYOND
THRILLED
right now.

Re: Random: The "Grail" Of Sonic Merch Pops Up On eBay With Insane Price Tag

Splash_Woman

(Saturday before the very first Easter)
Merchant: "Check this out, mate. I got my hands on the holy grail!"
(Slams a worn, still pretty sticky cup down on the table)
Merchant: "It can be yours for only $28K!"
Passerby: "The what? Who's cup is that?
Merchant: "It's Jesus's, mate!"
Passerby: "That guy they killed yesterday?"
Merchant: "That's him!"
Passerby: "Tell you what...I'll give you $0.50."
Merchant: "Deal!"

So no...I wouldn't pay that much for this.

Re: Leaked 18+ LEGO Mario Kart Set Is A Better Build Than We Expected

Splash_Woman

Okay, yeah...yeah, I want it.

I also find it hilarious that LEGO feels the need to put 18+ on their "adult" sets, just so some middle aged guy doesn't have to think he's less manly for building Winnie the Pooh's tree house.

"Bro, isn't that a kid's toy...that you're assembling into something from a show for babies?"

"Shut up! See? It says 18+!"

(PS: Yes, I did build the 18+ Winnie the Pooh tree house.)

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship Of Doom (NES)

Splash_Woman

NA is the winner for sure! That said, I absolutely cannot read the word Gaiden with it in green like that. If my only experience with the series growing up had been this game (sadly, I didn't have ANY experience with the series growing up) I can guarantee you there would have been a moment where I said the sentence, "You know...Ninja 3, the death boat one, what do you mean you've never played it!?"

Re: Analyst Fears U.S. Tariffs Could Spell Disaster For Physical Games

Splash_Woman

I could see this happening. Yes, the tariffs primarily affect us in the USA, whereas the rest of the world could continue on blissfully free of of the ramifications of our self-inflicted doom.
But as physical media in general continues to be pivoted away from by companies who see an endless gold mine in making us pay for digital content multiple times via various streaming/subscription services, the US trade war seems like the perfect excuse for them to cut off production of physical games altogether with the cherry on top of being able to pass the blame onto someone else, ie the government.

I'm very tired already.

Re: Nintendo Discounts Several Games On Switch For MAR10 Day (North America)

Splash_Woman

I sold Odyssey a while back and regret it, maybe now's the time to finally get it back. I've been waiting for Nintendo Selects to make a comeback, but...that ain't happening.

And thank you for the subheader. Almost every time I see the phrase "slashing prices" I turn to my spouse and shout "You have to stop me, I'm a slasher!" You'd think since I've explained it enough and we've watched the movie together plenty of times that she would get it eventually, but...nope! She still looks at me like I'm insane every single time.

Re: Catch-Up Crew: Metal Gear Solid - "It’s Been A Long Time, What’s The Situation?"

Splash_Woman

When I first played the MGS games, circa 2006, I knew the basic timeline and decided to start with MGS3. I loved it and wanted more, and had seen marketing saying The Twin Snakes was "MGS 1 meets MGS2". Now, my brain, not knowing any better and seeing the words "twin snakes", implying there were two snakes, assumed this meant it was a double pack containing both 1 and 2. I played it and absolutely loved it (a hot take for some, as I would find out later), but was incredibly disappointed to find out I didn't get to move onto MGS2 after the credits rolled. I ended up having to run to the store and get a used copy of Sons of Liberty, and it wasn't until YEARS later that I played the actual, original version of MGS1. Due to my specific, misguided journey, I've always found the original PS1 version hard to love, as to me the story of Shadow Moses IS The Twin Snakes. I've still played the original beginning to end a couple times, but the hate thrown at Twin Snakes has a tendency to rattle me, and I would kill to have it ported to modern consoles!

Re: New Pokémon TCG Pocket Set 'Triumphant Light' Arrives Tomorrow

Splash_Woman

I'm actually quite bummed to see that ranked matches are coming. As someone who prefers just collecting the cards without constantly retooling my decks and chasing the latest meta, I quite enjoyed the fact that the battles were low key and forgiving. Whenever a vs. battle event has popped up it's always basically been, "Did you participate? Then here, have a cookie!" I fear once ranked matches show up it's going to turn into, "Are you on the top 20% of the leaderboards? Then here, have this exclusive, once in a lifetime promo card." The second this thing goes pay-to-win, or even pay-to-get-all-the-cards (which technically it already is, since there's a monthly promo locked behind the subscription, but you know what I mean) then I'm out.

Still, for now, super excited for the new set tomorrow!

Re: Poll: Will You Trade In Your Switch When Switch 2 Arrives?

Splash_Woman

After many years of hard service, my launch Switch finally kicked the bucket in a big way last September. I could have had it repaired but, what's that? An excuse to buy the Echoes of Wisdom gold Switch Lite even though Switch 2 is on the horizon? Well...okay then, sure!

So no, I'm very much looking forward to Switch 2 and my restored ability to play Switch games on the TV, but no way in heck am I trading my current one in!

Re: Review: Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection (Switch) - A Comprehensive Round-Up With A Few Real Winners

Splash_Woman

I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in forever (and I mean FOREVER!) I do remember liking Dungeon Dice Monsters better than the card game, but I never played the video game version and don't remember thing one about how to play it. I think it would be nifty to pick this up for some nostalgia, but I get the feeling that without tutorials I'd have more of a headache than a good time.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - River King: Mystic Valley (DS)

Splash_Woman

So, to me, the shoreline behind our intrepid fishermen on the European cover appears to be a ways in the distance, with a forest behind a dark green meadow which leads down to shore (you could argue it's a row of short bushes or cabbages or something, but...nah...) Therefore, with that perspective, the Harvest Fishing sign is COSMICALLY HUGE! I like to imagine the small agricultural village nearby, living in constant fear of the day a strong wind kicks up and blows over the hastily constructed monument to the harvesting of sea dwelling creatures, sending it crashing to the ground and annihilating them all before they can even scream.

Anyway, Japan wins.

Re: Hideki Kamiya Wants Nintendo To Reboot Virtual Console For Switch 2

Splash_Woman

I think I'm fine with NSO the way it is, but of course the shadow of the fact that one day the NSO servers will be shut down looms large. I'd say they should keep doing what they're doing now, but when the time comes to pull the plug offer us the option to purchase the entire NSO collections for a set fee. No idea what would be fair, but off the top of my head, say...$50 or $60 per system you want? I'd be up for that!

Re: Opinion: All My Pokémon TCG Pocket Headaches Help It Nail Playground Trading Nostalgia

Splash_Woman

I've been having plenty of fun with it! Look, I know it's blatantly predatory. And without any physical item to hold, not to mention no guarantee that the app will be around forever, or even for the next couple years, it's clearly a waste of time/money. But at the same time, I'm not currently invested in any other gacha scam, so as long as the dopamine is still hitting my brain when shiny cards spin around and say "New" in the top corner I don't mind throwing a few bucks at it now and then!

Re: Nintendo Taking "All Possible Measures" To Combat Switch 2 Scalpers

Splash_Woman

I'm optimistic that Nintendo will have a greater supply at launch than they have had for their previous systems, but in 2017 I stood in the cold for three hours outside a store waiting for them to open so I could buy my Switch, and I'll likely do it all over again for Switch 2! (Though since it'll likely launch in the spring/summer hopefully it won't be as cold this time!)

Re: Feature: 12 Things Switch 2's Mysterious Not-C-Button Might Do, Maybe

Splash_Woman

I don't find it entirely unlikely that it won't have any function at launch, kinda like the "expansion port" on the underside of the NES.

"I have a really cool idea for an extrasensory haptic feedback loop that lets you control Mario with your body language!"

"Amazing! When will it be ready?"

"Erm...give me 17 years?"

"Hmmm...can't wait that long for Switch 2...tell ya what, slap a button on the controller that will activate it and we'll update the thing when it's ready!"

Re: Talking Point: What Do We Actually Want From 'Mario Kart 9'?

Splash_Woman

I'm torn. I love me some Diddy Kong Racing, but the farther you drift from the basic Mario Kart formula the less likely you are to make the majority of people happy. My wife doesn't really play games at all, but she LOVES Mario Kart 8. I mentioned that "Mario Kart 8.5 ReMix" might be open world and she visibly recoiled at the notion. I think there should be more unlockables, more customization and accessibility options, and some fun new gimmick, but it really shouldn't stray too far from what already makes it a golden goose.