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Re: Video: Check Out Red Dead Redemption's Switch 2 Improvements In This Side-By-Side Comparison

Splash_Woman

From what I can see, both the Switch 1 and Switch 2 versions are giving you entirely different feels based on what you're looking for. Without question, the S2 version looks better. Better lighting, skybox, framerate (at least to my eyes)...across the board a more "real" looking experience.

But then I have to ask myself, is "real" what we really want from RDR1? There's something to be said for the fact that it doesn't quite look like the real wild west, which in turn makes it feel like you're playing an old Western movie. The choppier framerate, the flatter lighting, the sky box that looks like a matte painting hung behind the production, it all comes together to form a different feel that's not 100% better or worse than the S2 improvements.

So the question you have to ask yourself when picking a version is: do you want to be a cowboy, or do you want to be a movie star?

Re: Resident Evil Requiem Almost Had Mouse Controls, But It "Confused" The Gameplay

Splash_Woman

Excerpt from an interview with the developers: "Actually, and I don't know if this is out there yet or not, one of the most interesting quirks with the dev kit for porting games to the Switch 2 is that in order to implement mouse controls you first have to explain the plot of the Kingdom Hearts series to the gameplay. And on some games, you know, the gameplay just gets it! No confusion at all! But Requiem...was not one of those games! (laughs) We actually lost it when we got to Coded, we think explaining Dream Drop Distance may have crashed the code altogether! So we got lucky in that respect!"

Re: Feature: How Mega Starmie Became The Internet's New Queer Icon

Splash_Woman

Also, thanks for the article! You don't see pieces like this as much any more, and while I personally don't think I'll give Mega Starmie another thought after I close this tab, this story put a smile on my face on a hard morning. And the fact that a sexy starfish can give hope and meaning to other queer people like me is a common delight! Keep doing what you do!

Re: Poll: What Do You Make Of The Mario Galaxy Movie's Leaked Yoshi Design?

Splash_Woman

It's not bad, but much like the rest of Illumination's designs it just FEELS off. Like, if you hadn't pointed it out I may not have even noticed it was different, but upon closer examination...like, yeah, the eyes are big, but it's not even that it's...I don't know, really. It's like it's Yoshi's doppelganger, close enough to fool you into thinking it's the real thing, but really it's a monster waiting for its opportunity.

Or it's a CGI dinosaur in a kids' movie, one of the two.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Animal Crossing: Wild World

Splash_Woman

I think I get what they were going for with the Japanese cover. After all, it's not just YOUR world out there, is it? Anyone else with a copy of the game has their own world, and you'll be able to visit those other worlds so long as you're Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection is strong enough (Wi-Fi donkey sold separately).

....doesn't mean it doesn't look dumb. Though.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Hey You, Pikachu!

Splash_Woman

I wasn't sure if I should go with the terrible one or the terrible one, but I ended up choosing the terrible one.

And yes, I remember this game all too well...as a child of the 90's I had quite a strong stomach for finicky jank in my games, but even at the time this one's obtuse nature, clunky interface, and general unresponsiveness was a bridge too far. It was like a toy you get by trading in your tickets at an arcade: no, it doesn't work, yes, it breaks easily, and WOW, you spent WAY more money acquiring it than you should have.

I got a cool Pikachu themed N64 out of the deal, though. Thank you, Toys R Us clearance bin!

Re: Newcomers Can Break Final Fantasy VII Remake With New Difficulty Settings

Splash_Woman

Newcomer shmewcomer, as someone who beat the original on PS4 and then Intergrade on PS5, I think I just might turn these on for the heck of it! Unless it bars you from unlocking certain things, of course, but......nah, it'll be too fun to storm through Midgar with the powers of a god while every bad guy in every cutscene continues to think, "You know what, guys? I could take 'em!"

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Direct September Predictions - What Do You Hope To See?

Splash_Woman

Very unironically: my biggest wish is for confirmation that Powerwash Simulator 2 is coming to Switch 2, along with a release date. We can get into the weeds on other pie in the sky hopes and dreams all day (new 3D Mario, Ace Attorney 7, Mother 3 localized on NSO), but PWS2 being confirmed with a date seems so plausible I can almost taste it...after washing all the grime off, of course.

Re: Review: Bubsy In: The Purrfect Collection (Switch) - Limited Run Cleans Out The Kitty Litter

Splash_Woman

Dark secret time: I was a Bubsy kid. I had 1 and 2 for the SNES, and I distinctly remember renting 3 for PS1 from Hollywood Video. To this day I can say "Go for baroque" and my mom will laugh, and if someone is cooking steaks I'll tell them to throw another dillo on the grill. I never beat any of them, but I have several fond memories of desperately trying...to, you know, make it past level 3...

...I have absolutely no interest in going back.

Re: Nintendo Switch 2 System Update 20.4.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

Splash_Woman

You know, we all laugh, but one day we'll all find ourselves in a situation where we'll need to walk across a tightrope, possibly away from a burning building to an adjacent high rise 90 feet in the air, possibly as the culmination of years of clown school at the behest of the old ringmaster that's been letting us stay free of charge on his couch while we look for gainful employment, and what centerpiece of electronic entertainment is gonna be there to steady us on the way across? Not the PS Portal, that's for darn sure.

Re: Yooka-Replaylee Appears To Be Getting A Proper Physical Release For Switch 2

Splash_Woman

@MirrorFate2 I don't despise Banjo-Tooie. It's fine, and as a kid I did (almost) 100% it (curse you, Canary Mary). But it's too bloated; I prefer the simplicity of Banjo 1, where sans Freezeezy Peak/Gobi's Valley you can completely finish each world before moving on to the next (and even that is mitigated by popping into Freezeezy, not collecting anything and only learning Beak Bomb, then going over to Gobi's Valley whilst pretending you were never in Freezeezy to begin with.) To paraphrase a TV show, I see the appeal of Tooie, and I would never take it away from anyone, but I also wouldn't stand in line for it, and Yooka-Laylee is unarguably more of a spiritual successor to Banjo 2 than Banjo 1.

Re: Yooka-Replayee Appears To Be Getting A Proper Physical Release For Switch 2

Splash_Woman

I was super excited for this game when it came out, and it's truly super exciting to see another "full game on card" release!

However...

If someone remastered Banjo-Kazooie for modern hardware, I'd be there at the door Day 1.

If someone remastered Banjo-Tooie, I'd vaguely smile and nod with outstretched fingers to say, "No thanks!"

...this game is Banjo-Tooie.

Re: Review: Discounty (Switch) - Chilled Out Supermarket Sim Is A Decent Deal

Splash_Woman

Having escaped the world of retail a few years ago, after spending FAR more time in it than my life plans initially accounted for, I have a weird love/hate relationship with my memories of that period. It's mostly recurring nightmares where my current workplace is turned inexplicably into a retail store, but there's also a sense of longing nostalgia buried in there. I mean, I spent thousands of hours of my life in that store, and they weren't ALL bad. Maybe this game will satisfy the itch for the good times without feeding the trauma of the bad times!

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: The Hobbit (GBA)

Splash_Woman

Japan's over here being the Ducktales to NA/EU's Gargoyles, I see. I'm voting Japan, regardless of its whole 90's Saturday Morning cartoon "every cereal box comes with a One Ring in one of 5 different colors" vibe. At least it's better than the alternative's "found mom's eyeliner and decided to experiment with being edgy" vibe.

Re: Doronko Wanko Trots Onto Switch Today

Splash_Woman

"Hi! I'm here to take a look at some b--ches and get a wanko!"
"...um...this is an animal shelter..."
"Exactly! Oh. And I'd appreciate it of you could point me in the direction of the p--sies while you're at it!"

Re: Opinion: Honestly, I'm So Glad We Had To Wait For Donkey Kong Bananza

Splash_Woman

I'm also glad we didn't get overloaded out of the gate by flashy news toys to play on our flashy new toy. MKW didn't really hold my attention, but in looking for something new to play I attempted to crack the seal on the Yakuza series a third time by buying 0 Director's Cut (I had previously bounced off Kiwami and Like a Dragon). It took this time, and after thoroughly polishing off 0 I've moved onto Kiwami and am LOVING it! That likely wouldn't have happened with something like Bananza screaming "PLAY ME!!" from the corner of the room!

Re: GameStop Is Auctioning Off Its Infamous Switch 2 Stapler For Charity

Splash_Woman

Yes, this is kinda cute, and yes, this is an objectively good thing GameStop is doing. But...I mean, they HAD to fire the person that did the actual stapling, right? All that property damage, all that bad press, there's no way that employee wasn't terminated. Can you imagine having a company turn your mistake into a huge, generous publicity stunt while you stand in the unemployment line? I would be absolutely seething.

I'd love to be wrong, though! I really do hope they still have their job!

Re: Mega Man Is One Of Capcom's "Most Important IPs" Despite No New Games In 7+ Years

Splash_Woman

The Mega Man series is one of our most important IPs! We're always looking for new adventures for players to take Leon, Jill, and Chris on, and with the upcoming...sorry, did you say, you said Resident Evil, right? Yeah...yeah, guy wearing blue, shoots a gun, that's...that's Leon, right, he...no? It's not a gun? It's his arm? Did you say, here let me write this down, it was, uh, repeat it for me? Mega...Man...okay, got it, let me read that back...okay, yep, it's down here now! Expect a new Monster Hunter coming your way soon!

Re: Third-Party Launch Games On Switch 2 Reportedly Sold "Very Low Numbers"

Splash_Woman

I was lucky to have enough money to afford the Mario Kart bundle. It's going to be a minute before my finances recover enough to even THINK about buying any more games, and my next will almost assuredly be Bananza. I imagine I'm not alone on that, either. As much as I'd love to play Cyberpunk and Yakuza, it's just not in the cards right now.