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Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship Of Doom (NES)

Splash_Woman

NA is the winner for sure! That said, I absolutely cannot read the word Gaiden with it in green like that. If my only experience with the series growing up had been this game (sadly, I didn't have ANY experience with the series growing up) I can guarantee you there would have been a moment where I said the sentence, "You know...Ninja 3, the death boat one, what do you mean you've never played it!?"

Re: Analyst Fears U.S. Tariffs Could Spell Disaster For Physical Games

Splash_Woman

I could see this happening. Yes, the tariffs primarily affect us in the USA, whereas the rest of the world could continue on blissfully free of of the ramifications of our self-inflicted doom.
But as physical media in general continues to be pivoted away from by companies who see an endless gold mine in making us pay for digital content multiple times via various streaming/subscription services, the US trade war seems like the perfect excuse for them to cut off production of physical games altogether with the cherry on top of being able to pass the blame onto someone else, ie the government.

I'm very tired already.

Re: Nintendo Discounts Several Games On Switch For MAR10 Day (North America)

Splash_Woman

I sold Odyssey a while back and regret it, maybe now's the time to finally get it back. I've been waiting for Nintendo Selects to make a comeback, but...that ain't happening.

And thank you for the subheader. Almost every time I see the phrase "slashing prices" I turn to my spouse and shout "You have to stop me, I'm a slasher!" You'd think since I've explained it enough and we've watched the movie together plenty of times that she would get it eventually, but...nope! She still looks at me like I'm insane every single time.

Re: Catch-Up Crew: Metal Gear Solid - "It’s Been A Long Time, What’s The Situation?"

Splash_Woman

When I first played the MGS games, circa 2006, I knew the basic timeline and decided to start with MGS3. I loved it and wanted more, and had seen marketing saying The Twin Snakes was "MGS 1 meets MGS2". Now, my brain, not knowing any better and seeing the words "twin snakes", implying there were two snakes, assumed this meant it was a double pack containing both 1 and 2. I played it and absolutely loved it (a hot take for some, as I would find out later), but was incredibly disappointed to find out I didn't get to move onto MGS2 after the credits rolled. I ended up having to run to the store and get a used copy of Sons of Liberty, and it wasn't until YEARS later that I played the actual, original version of MGS1. Due to my specific, misguided journey, I've always found the original PS1 version hard to love, as to me the story of Shadow Moses IS The Twin Snakes. I've still played the original beginning to end a couple times, but the hate thrown at Twin Snakes has a tendency to rattle me, and I would kill to have it ported to modern consoles!

Re: New Pokémon TCG Pocket Set 'Triumphant Light' Arrives Tomorrow

Splash_Woman

I'm actually quite bummed to see that ranked matches are coming. As someone who prefers just collecting the cards without constantly retooling my decks and chasing the latest meta, I quite enjoyed the fact that the battles were low key and forgiving. Whenever a vs. battle event has popped up it's always basically been, "Did you participate? Then here, have a cookie!" I fear once ranked matches show up it's going to turn into, "Are you on the top 20% of the leaderboards? Then here, have this exclusive, once in a lifetime promo card." The second this thing goes pay-to-win, or even pay-to-get-all-the-cards (which technically it already is, since there's a monthly promo locked behind the subscription, but you know what I mean) then I'm out.

Still, for now, super excited for the new set tomorrow!

Re: Poll: Will You Trade In Your Switch When Switch 2 Arrives?

Splash_Woman

After many years of hard service, my launch Switch finally kicked the bucket in a big way last September. I could have had it repaired but, what's that? An excuse to buy the Echoes of Wisdom gold Switch Lite even though Switch 2 is on the horizon? Well...okay then, sure!

So no, I'm very much looking forward to Switch 2 and my restored ability to play Switch games on the TV, but no way in heck am I trading my current one in!

Re: Review: Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection (Switch) - A Comprehensive Round-Up With A Few Real Winners

Splash_Woman

I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in forever (and I mean FOREVER!) I do remember liking Dungeon Dice Monsters better than the card game, but I never played the video game version and don't remember thing one about how to play it. I think it would be nifty to pick this up for some nostalgia, but I get the feeling that without tutorials I'd have more of a headache than a good time.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - River King: Mystic Valley (DS)

Splash_Woman

So, to me, the shoreline behind our intrepid fishermen on the European cover appears to be a ways in the distance, with a forest behind a dark green meadow which leads down to shore (you could argue it's a row of short bushes or cabbages or something, but...nah...) Therefore, with that perspective, the Harvest Fishing sign is COSMICALLY HUGE! I like to imagine the small agricultural village nearby, living in constant fear of the day a strong wind kicks up and blows over the hastily constructed monument to the harvesting of sea dwelling creatures, sending it crashing to the ground and annihilating them all before they can even scream.

Anyway, Japan wins.

Re: Hideki Kamiya Wants Nintendo To Reboot Virtual Console For Switch 2

Splash_Woman

I think I'm fine with NSO the way it is, but of course the shadow of the fact that one day the NSO servers will be shut down looms large. I'd say they should keep doing what they're doing now, but when the time comes to pull the plug offer us the option to purchase the entire NSO collections for a set fee. No idea what would be fair, but off the top of my head, say...$50 or $60 per system you want? I'd be up for that!

Re: Opinion: All My Pokémon TCG Pocket Headaches Help It Nail Playground Trading Nostalgia

Splash_Woman

I've been having plenty of fun with it! Look, I know it's blatantly predatory. And without any physical item to hold, not to mention no guarantee that the app will be around forever, or even for the next couple years, it's clearly a waste of time/money. But at the same time, I'm not currently invested in any other gacha scam, so as long as the dopamine is still hitting my brain when shiny cards spin around and say "New" in the top corner I don't mind throwing a few bucks at it now and then!

Re: Nintendo Taking "All Possible Measures" To Combat Switch 2 Scalpers

Splash_Woman

I'm optimistic that Nintendo will have a greater supply at launch than they have had for their previous systems, but in 2017 I stood in the cold for three hours outside a store waiting for them to open so I could buy my Switch, and I'll likely do it all over again for Switch 2! (Though since it'll likely launch in the spring/summer hopefully it won't be as cold this time!)

Re: Feature: 12 Things Switch 2's Mysterious Not-C-Button Might Do, Maybe

Splash_Woman

I don't find it entirely unlikely that it won't have any function at launch, kinda like the "expansion port" on the underside of the NES.

"I have a really cool idea for an extrasensory haptic feedback loop that lets you control Mario with your body language!"

"Amazing! When will it be ready?"

"Erm...give me 17 years?"

"Hmmm...can't wait that long for Switch 2...tell ya what, slap a button on the controller that will activate it and we'll update the thing when it's ready!"

Re: Talking Point: What Do We Actually Want From 'Mario Kart 9'?

Splash_Woman

I'm torn. I love me some Diddy Kong Racing, but the farther you drift from the basic Mario Kart formula the less likely you are to make the majority of people happy. My wife doesn't really play games at all, but she LOVES Mario Kart 8. I mentioned that "Mario Kart 8.5 ReMix" might be open world and she visibly recoiled at the notion. I think there should be more unlockables, more customization and accessibility options, and some fun new gimmick, but it really shouldn't stray too far from what already makes it a golden goose.

Re: PSA: Trading Is Finally Live In Pokémon TCG Pocket, But It's A Real Headache

Splash_Woman

What, you all didn't do it this way on the playground as kids? "Cool, you have the Blastoise I want and I have your Charizard! Let's trade!! First, you set eight of your duplicate Pikachus on fire, I'll throw away my entire binder, then we'll each go home, find our parents' most expensive jewelry, give it all to the guy down at the grocery store where we bought the packs, and then we should be able to...hey, where are you going?"

....good times.......

Re: Mario Movie Scores A New "Limited-Edition" Steelbook, Pre-Orders Live

Splash_Woman

It's certainly a lovely steelbook, but not lovely enough for me to double dip when I already own a physical 4K copy (which we just watched last night for the first time in well over a year, very weird timing). I am tempted to buy it, though, just to support the dying breed that is physical media. We want to pick up Wicked when it comes out in a couple weeks, but with every store around us having shuttered their physical movie section we're likely going to have to order it online.

Re: Opinion: My Daughter Made Me Realise That Mario Wonder's Difficulty Options Need Work

Splash_Woman

My 6 Year Old: "Can we get the new Donkey Kong?"
Me: "I don't know...I've played it before and it's really hard. I don't know if you're ready for it."
My 6 Year Old: "I could play it!"
Me: "I kinda want it too...if we get it, I'm not helping you with it, you have to keep trying on your own."
My 6 Year Old: "That's okay!"
(Buys DKCR HD, 6 Year Old plays it for no more than three minutes)
My 6 Year Old: "This is too hard, will you help me with this part?"
Me: "No."
My 6 Year Old: "Can I have Detective Pikachu back in my Switch?"

Re: Banjo-Kazooie Composer Has "Zero Hope" For A New Entry

Splash_Woman

I'd go into a new Banjo with an open mind, but...yeah. Banjo-Kazooie is actually my favorite N64 game, but I can't say I really enjoy any of the others. Tooie was fun when it first came out, but over the years I've found it to be too sprawling and unfocused in its execution. And Nuts and Bolts, game design merits aside, deviated so far away from anything that came before that it's really hard to think of it as a true Banjo game. Grunty's Revenge was alright, though. Not super great, but alright!

Re: Nintendo Bags GLAAD Nomination For Paper Mario's Trans Representation

Splash_Woman

Popping my head out of the water finally, hi there, hello, I'm trans. Why did I come out now when people like me are the current bad guys of society? Beats me. But anywho, I owned TTYD for the Gamecube but never really played it (couldn't get into it), but it was all the buzz about Vivian's identity that finally got me to play it on the Switch. It clicked this time and I loved it (as a whole), and I felt they handled Vivian's identity wonderfully. Not that anyone knew who I was, but I actually dressed as her for Halloween this past year, and it was probably the first time I ever felt connected to a costume in any way. It was incredibly nice in a sea of haunting politicized fear mongering to see a simple, very much blink-and-you'll-miss-it reference to who I am done well. As others have said here, as we move forward into the new frontier of whatever awaits us these next few years, please remember that trans people are people, not a politician's boogeyman. We have families and loves and jobs and just want to exist. And play TTYD. I don't know much about GLAAD as an organization, but Nintendo deserves at least a little recognition for at the minimum not sanitizing a couple lines of dialogue in a game where a plumber exposes corruption at a shady fight club in the sky.