This "gfx engine" must be from the early 2000's, possibly earlier.. no excuse for this crap... no lighting engine, reflections, shadows etc... this is embarrassing ASF!!!! and the game has performance issues?!?! WTF!!! Take one look at MK8 Deluxe, it's friggin mind blowing technically. I agree with whoever said this game is predatory is 100% accurate.
considering the armor in the game it's pretty friggin obvious. also I don't give a flying F!! I'm a F'ING hero and all your tears are belong to me!!!!!!!!!
What a WONDERFUL life!!! Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is gushing over this game!! This is going on MEGATONS unrivaled!! You are about to hit the feels like never before!!! TOO EXCITE!!!!!!
I would like an OLED Switch, however, I don't play that much in portable mode so it's not worth the money especially since we are upon some new hardware console in the next year or so. I can't wait, it's going to be so wonderful!!!!
LMFAO 10/10 Sonic is going to get stomped in the ground!! Hedgehog meat anyone?? This is such a joke!! Don't you dare compare the famed Italian plumber to this rat sonic!!! LET's A GO!!! WOOOHOOO YIPPIE!!!!
OMFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! 10/10 Are we being trolled or is this person trying to be serious? Team up with the CD-i Zelda game and you can DESTROY the entire Zelda franchise in one fell swoop!!
There have been a LOT of games on Steam where the developer decided to pull this anti piracy protection due to the effect it has on the game!!! Don't support this crap or Take-Two/Rockstar!! A message MUST be sent to these companies!!!
gamers, this dev/pub is hands down one of the absolute best in recent years with the titles they have released!! I love these people, so humble!! I'm going to have to give this a try though I'm really not into sim type games. I have hope!!
you might not agree but Mario's voice is as iconic as Mario himself. How many times have you said out loud, "it's a me Mario" "Woohoo" "Let's a go" "Yippie" "Yahoo" "Here we go!!" "Mama Mia" and more!!!
Under Marshall law, you're under ARREST Take Two/RockStar!! People, this is an XBOX360/PS3 game! It's 13 friggin years old! Just because it's now on Switch shouldn't make you immediately allow a publisher bend you over like this! Make a statement to all publishers, this is NOT okay! $50 is a fistful of hard earned cash you can spend 1/5th of it and get a game like Quake II which is REMASTERED and online cross play!!
Hey Take Two/RockStar maybe you can learn something from a GREAT Publisher and not RIP people off with your TRASH RDR!!! Support devs and pubs (iD software) with GOOD WILL towards humanity!!!
BOYCOTT this crap!!! Pure cash grab!! Premium price for a straight port of a 13 year old game!! SHAME ON YOU ROCKSTAR!!!!!! I hope this TANKS big time!! The last thing we need is more pubs following suit!!!
I have not played Pikmin 4 full game however Pikmin 2 is my absolute favorite out of them all. I bet I will LOVE P4 as it seems to have a lot of similarities to P2!!!
If you thought Switch blew your F'ing mind cap off, wait until you see what the Switch successor is going to do!!! The HYPE TRAIN has already left the rails people!!! This MEGATON is UNLIKE ANYTHING you have witnessed in video game consoles!!! STRAP THE F IN Nintendo and video game fans, we are about to hit LIGHT F'ING SPEED!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Vampire Survivors Switch Icon Updated In Latest Patch (Version 1.6.108)
Fake news!!! I needs my stability update!!!!!!!
Re: Round Up: Developers React To Unity's New 'Runtime Fee' Policy
Removed; user is banned
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (September 9th)
Don't sleep on Blasphemous 2!!! It's super!!!! I would put it in consideration for GOTY!!!
Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Shares "First Look" At Jean-Claude Van Damme As Johnny Cage
@theModestMouse "Anybody seen Richie?" Commence all types of pure ass kicking!!!!
Re: My Nintendo Store Adds Super Mario Shopping Bag (US)
it's not a purse, it's a satchel Mario wears one.
Re: Surprise! LEGO 2K Drive Now Has A Switch eShop Demo
This "gfx engine" must be from the early 2000's, possibly earlier.. no excuse for this crap... no lighting engine, reflections, shadows etc... this is embarrassing ASF!!!! and the game has performance issues?!?! WTF!!! Take one look at MK8 Deluxe, it's friggin mind blowing technically. I agree with whoever said this game is predatory is 100% accurate.
Re: Japanese Charts: Pikmin 4 Lays Down Roots At The Top Spot, Once Again
Sony and MS are right for once. Nintendo isn't there competition... because they are both getting F'ING CRUSHED by the big N!!!!
Re: TOTK Director Is Extremely Vague On Game's Placement In Zelda Timeline
considering the armor in the game it's pretty friggin obvious. also I don't give a flying F!! I'm a F'ING hero and all your tears are belong to me!!!!!!!!!
Re: Hands On: Super Mario Bros. Wonder Lives Up To Its Name In The First Hour
What a WONDERFUL life!!! Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is gushing over this game!! This is going on MEGATONS unrivaled!! You are about to hit the feels like never before!!! TOO EXCITE!!!!!!
Re: Nintendo's New Employee Retention Rate Is 98.8% In Japan
I wonder just how wonderful it must be to work at Nintendo with Super Mario Bros.!!!!!
Re: Video: Here's 20 Minutes Of Super Mario Bros. Wonder Gameplay From Nintendo Treehouse
That's so Wonderful!!!!
Re: Nintendo Announces Mario Red Edition Switch OLED, Out October
I would like an OLED Switch, however, I don't play that much in portable mode so it's not worth the money especially since we are upon some new hardware console in the next year or so. I can't wait, it's going to be so wonderful!!!!
Re: Review: Taito Milestones 2 - A Better Selection With The Fabulous Triple-Screen Darius II
The New Zealand Story is AWESOME!!!! This is a nice compilation.
Re: Nightdive Studios Brings 'Rise Of The Triad: Ludicrous Edition' To Switch This September
this trailer made me sick... welcome to 1993 people...
Re: Poll: Mario & Sonic Face Off On Switch This October - Whose Corner Are You In?
LMFAO 10/10
Sonic is going to get stomped in the ground!! Hedgehog meat anyone?? This is such a joke!! Don't you dare compare the famed Italian plumber to this rat sonic!!! LET's A GO!!! WOOOHOOO YIPPIE!!!!
Re: Random: Fan-Made 'The Legend Of Zelda' Movie Trailer Shows What Will Never Be
OMFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! 10/10
Are we being trolled or is this person trying to be serious? Team up with the CD-i Zelda game and you can DESTROY the entire Zelda franchise in one fell swoop!!
Re: Review: Bomb Rush Cyberfunk - Bleeding Cool Style But Always In Jet Set's Shadow
rose tinted glasses and JSR/F was hot trash!! horrible controls, camera and NOT fun at all!!
Re: Best Nintendo Switch Soulslikes - Games To Play If You Like Dark Souls
A LOT of bangers on this list!!! You can't go wrong with pretty much any game here!!
Re: Denuvo's 'Switch Emulator Protection' Is Now Available Via Nintendo's Official Dev Portal
There have been a LOT of games on Steam where the developer decided to pull this anti piracy protection due to the effect it has on the game!!! Don't support this crap or Take-Two/Rockstar!! A message MUST be sent to these companies!!!
Re: Steamworld Build Plasters Up A December Release Date On Switch
gamers, this dev/pub is hands down one of the absolute best in recent years with the titles they have released!! I love these people, so humble!! I'm going to have to give this a try though I'm really not into sim type games. I have hope!!
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 16.1.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
the stables in my barn is so clean! tankies nintendoes!!!
Re: Charles Martinet Will No Longer Be The Voice Of Mario
you might not agree but Mario's voice is as iconic as Mario himself. How many times have you said out loud, "it's a me Mario" "Woohoo" "Let's a go" "Yippie" "Yahoo" "Here we go!!" "Mama Mia" and more!!!
Re: Spellcaster University Will Let You Live Out Your Wizard Fantasies On Switch In 2024
oh yeah another simulation game..... NOT!!!!!
Re: Acrobatic 2D Platformer 'Curse Crackers' Backflips Onto Switch Next Week
let's see, this or Blasphemous 2??? yeah, exactly what I thought. I'm ready to slay evil!!!!!!
Re: Paper Mario-Inspired 'Born Of Bread' Demo Now Available On Switch eShop (Europe)
WOW this looks freaking awesome!! Downloading the demo NOW!!
Re: Review: Red Dead Redemption - A Fine But No-Frills Switch Port, For A Fistful Of Dollars
Under Marshall law, you're under ARREST Take Two/RockStar!! People, this is an XBOX360/PS3 game! It's 13 friggin years old! Just because it's now on Switch shouldn't make you immediately allow a publisher bend you over like this! Make a statement to all publishers, this is NOT okay! $50 is a fistful of hard earned cash you can spend 1/5th of it and get a game like Quake II which is REMASTERED and online cross play!!
Re: Surprise Surprise, Lenovo's Leaked Handheld Looks Like A Switch
NintendoNinjas.EXE Have fun with that Lenovo!! You're going to be grinded by Ninjas!!!
Re: Review: Blasphemous 2 - Bloody, Brutal, And Even More Brilliant Than Its Predecessor
OH YEAH BABY!!! I was expecting a very high score and gleaming review because the first one is ace!!! DAY ONE!!!!!!!! CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!!
Re: WayForward's Game Boy Color Classic 'Xtreme Sports' Is Out Now On Switch
@PtM 1 MILLION TROOPS!!! EXTREME!!!!!
Re: Video: The N64 Kart Racer That Deserves To Be On Switch
UH, NOT!!!!!!!! NICE TROLL!!!!
Re: Video: The 'Fake Game Boy' That Costs $10 And Contains 200 Games
@PersianZSR you bet your ass they can!!
Re: Review: Quake II - Another Truly Outstanding Remaster Of An FPS Icon
Sit on it and Twirl Take Two/RockStar!!!! This is how you do fan service!!!!!!!!!
Re: Round Up: Here Are The First "Hands-On" Impressions Of The Quake II Remaster
Hey Take Two/RockStar maybe you can learn something from a GREAT Publisher and not RIP people off with your TRASH RDR!!! Support devs and pubs (iD software) with GOOD WILL towards humanity!!!
Re: Metroid Dread Developer Has "Two Large Undisclosed Titles" In The Works
"action RPG set in a dark fantasy world" PROJECT IRON I would like more information on this game!!!!!!!!!
Re: Reggie Fils-Aimé To Deliver Keynote At PAX West 2023
Reggie is a total bad ass!! Very down to earth and really appreciated the fans and would spend time with them.
Re: Falling Block Puzzle Platformer 'Unidentified Falling Objects' Drops Onto Switch Today
You all want to play a super fun game? Go grab Brotato from the eShop!! OMG this game is so rad!!!!!!
Re: Flashback 2 Modernises The Cinematic Platformer In New Trailer
@Bablommebite yes I am. horrendous controls alone ruined the game, along with terrible level design and more. it's not a fun game.
Re: Flashback 2 Modernises The Cinematic Platformer In New Trailer
Really really bad original game!! This is NOT Another World, which was ground breaking and mind blowing on the Amiga when it released!!
Re: PSA: Nintendo Giving Out Free 'Golden Apple' In Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom
Is this some kind of sick joke??? Really Nintendo?? This is embarrassing, at least make it something very good!!
Re: Natsume's NES Side-Scroller Shadow Of The Ninja Is Getting A Remake On Switch
This is looking sooooo HOT!!! WOW!! Now this is my kind of game!!
Re: Talking Point: Will You Pay $50 For Red Dead Redemption On Switch?
BOYCOTT this crap!!! Pure cash grab!! Premium price for a straight port of a 13 year old game!! SHAME ON YOU ROCKSTAR!!!!!! I hope this TANKS big time!! The last thing we need is more pubs following suit!!!
Re: SNK Shares First Look At Fatal Fury: City Of The Wolves
So nothing... zero gameplay.. I don't like teasers like this.. remember Nintendo, Metroid Prime 4??
Re: Best Pikmin Games
I have not played Pikmin 4 full game however Pikmin 2 is my absolute favorite out of them all. I bet I will LOVE P4 as it seems to have a lot of similarities to P2!!!
Re: Video: Let's Talk About Those Switch 2 Rumours, Then
Dual screen that you can take off and give one to a friend to play local co-op?!?!? OMFG this would be CRAZY!!!!
Re: Poll: Have You Ordered Physical Switch Games That Came With The Cart Missing?
I don't believe this has ever happened to me. Very lucky if true!!
Re: Ratatan, A Rhythm Side-Scroller From The Team Behind Patapon, Is Officially Heading For Switch
the music and the chants are the BEST!!! REPLAY!!!!
Re: Video: Our Video Producer Travelled Abroad And Spent... A Lot On Games
I felt like I went on this trip with you and had a huge smile the whole time!! Thank you for all your hard work!!
Re: Random: This Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Statue Is Completely Ridiculous
I hope no one supports this crap!!!! Upwards of $1,000 because Zelda series is at an all time popularity? TRASH!!!
Re: One Lonely Outpost Is Bringing Some Stardew Valley-Inspired Space Farming To Switch
very cool music, can't say that about the rest. looks like a snooze fest to me.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Is Targeting A 2024 Release For The Switch Successor
If you thought Switch blew your F'ing mind cap off, wait until you see what the Switch successor is going to do!!! The HYPE TRAIN has already left the rails people!!! This MEGATON is UNLIKE ANYTHING you have witnessed in video game consoles!!! STRAP THE F IN Nintendo and video game fans, we are about to hit LIGHT F'ING SPEED!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!