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@Azuris Oddly enough, I've never had a problem with Samsung (except for a really old one that does after 10+ years), but SanDisk microSD died in record time every single time.

I'd rather have it adapted by an anime studio. The team behind demon slayer would be perfect once they're done with the film trilogy, but many other would be great.

They didn't even wait for Jim Carrey to officially quit acting.

My eShop is called dekudeals. I haven't launch the switch eShop in ages because it's a slow unusable turd. I'm not sure it's much better on other consoles. I haven't bought a single game via the PS5 eShop either.

I'm betting on a reveal in January, when people are done buying switch for Christmas.

It'll be named the Two-itch and Amazon will lawyer up because it's too close to their streaming service. 4K docked is almost a given, with the latest dlss technology from Nvidia. Backwards compatibility was confirmed, so the cartridges will be similar, so will the architecture. I'd say it'll be more powerfull than the PS4 pro, but less than the PS5.

And yes, my pronostics make more sense than those crappy logo mock-ups.

Remaster: way to sell an old game at full price with minimum efforts, sometimes in a worse quality than the original.

Social media = plague. That's all

I blame Sony for this. If they hadn't lied about those extra 5 millions PS2, Nintendo wouldn't be cracking down on piracy to sell more consoles.

Sony being Sony... They are, and will always be the worst at communication and onanism.

They love the incorrect idea they have of themselves and can't even see how stupid they look the the rest of the world.

They will only produce 500 units, so they can trick gullible news reporters into thinking it's a success, just because it's sold out.

It's announced for the Switch, so they won't make it a switch 2 exclusive. Meaning it will be technically limited by the old hardware, even if they make it cross gen. A bit disappointed TBH.

They must have at least one person with poor eyesight in their development team.

That reminded me of the Witcher 3 on a 55" TV. I struggled to read when my eyes were tired and had to move the sofa closer to the TV to read without glasses.

If it's free, then you're the product.

Next thing you know, Nintendo Life will announce their writers have been replaced by AI a couple years ago. You guys are human, right? RIGHT?

The proper steps to create a modern video game (the order is vital):

• chose a release date
• butter up investors
• release teasers and trailers
• start development
• make promises you won't uphold
• ignore players and only release the game according to investors who will never play it
• layoff most of your studio and blame it on people who didn't buy an boring unfinished game for 80€/$/£

The guidelines for Stellar Blade were funnier. Especially the "No feminist propaganda" part.

@Wario_Waha Sony will lie again and say they shipped over 200 million PS2.

@Yosti It will be 100% definitively complete with the very final update by the end of December. Although, he has yet to specify the year.

Their next game should be called The legend of Shigeru to avoid any confusion.

As someone with a really common surname, I've seen a fait amount of idiots asking me if random people with the same name were related.

There are a lot of composers who are probably as talented as he is, but it's still the end of a legend.

Hopefully he'll retire like Jim Carrey did after Sonic 2. "I'm done... OK, I'm back!"

This seems like poetry to me. It leaves some people in tears, but for me, it's just a poor use of a language. This looks and sounds pretty like poetry, but it isn't much of a game.

GRIS isn't a good game, it's just a pretty but boring one. And this one seems similar.

At this rate, it will be running on version 97.0.0 by the time it releases for the rest of the mortal world (not subscribed for switch online. It's the first time I've seen a v2 get released so quickly. What's the point of those following zeros if they name it like modern browsers?

I'm not forgetting the switch 2 (or whatever it's name will be). I already have a free alarm clock on my phone.

@Not_Soos I came here to ask "who would buy this?". Thanks for the answer.

I know this secret code. It's the Konam-ish code.

A bit of a weird article. It's extremely obvious to anyone who played ALTTP, and other people probably won't care.

I'd be more interested in a list of speculations on the timeline (not just one per article!)

@mariomaster96 Nothing can be called "a Zelda game", simply because it needs a positive adjective, like awesome or incredible. Except for Triforce heroes which should be forgotten or qualified as a mistake.

And games like elden ring will probably be get a port on the next Nintendo console. So that's a few 90+ games in the future.

I'd doesn't seem that incredible looking at the reviews. Sadly we can't expect any improvements to this museum other than stability, even if it seems perfectly stable already.

I'm not sure it would be relevant. I'm not sure they have ever credited IP creators if they weren't involved in a sequel. Also they had that policy saying only people who have worked at least 6 months on a game should be credited, leading to complaints in the past. It makes sense this would apply to everyone, including a legend.

It looks stiff and empty. Even the description is boring. "It's so cozy and not stressful, there is nothing to do"

It's more of a self aware joke. It has some genuinely fun moments and doesn't take itself seriously.

Definitely one of the best acquisition by Nintendo. Now they should acquire Grezzo and make them develop a whole lot more 2D Zelda!

They should also create a law saying we can get our money back as easily as they can blip a digital game out of existence.

Digital purchases are so common, some people are rabbidly defending them, not even getting the obvious problem. I've seen so many stupid news saying that X% of the games were purchased digitally, trying to justify digital only consoles, not even thinking that most indy and pc games aren't even available in physical version... Sad sad state of the industry.

I hope Nintendo lawyers-assassins murder this game if it really has AI crap. They are gearing up for M-AI-rio anyway

I can only rate amazon France 0/5. Still waiting for my copy to be shipped after pre-ordering it over a month ago. Can't wait to eventually get it though.

Nintendo will replace AI with competent employees. AI will go on strike to protect their existence, but Nintendo will keep hiring humans, not caring about AI rights.

So much hate against AI in the comments... Let me join! Death to AI!

Honestly this means they trained their crap with Nintendo IP. Of course Nintendo will send an army of lawyers.

I'm sure a 2D Zelda maker would have a lot more success, at least on Switch. But that will never happen since Nintendo wouldn't want Zelda to be mistreated (the CD-i never existed, neither did Triforce hero)

It's the kind of studio Nintendo could acquire.

Since Sony created Pal world entertainment with Pocket pair, this means Nintendo is suing Sony. This should be interesting

Probably fake. I don't trust this kind of rumours.

Considering I got a 300€ phone with 12GB ram and 512GB storage, I'm hoping for a version with more storage.

I'd say 400€ with a 1080p screen, limited 4K capacities on TV, a new Mario as launch title and a new 3D Zelda 3-4 years after the switch 2 release.

A port of the PS4 version of Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't seem like a good idea.

You would have needed the 7 Dragontears to summon Shenron and get your wish granted.

I'm glad they went with tears of the kingdom. I'm sure stupid people like me would have compared it with Dragonball otherwise.

What kind of developer finishes a game/update before releasing it?

This almost feels nostalgic... Waiting for a long time to eventually get a perfectly polished game.

They have yet to mention the details on how they sacrificed the Wii U, the virtual boy and the 64DD to the god of video games.

Those lists would be so much better with metacritic ratings.

The only developer I still trust enough to pre-order a game blindly based on a trailer (besides the Zelda and Smash team).

Everybody would love a 150h epic starring the lovely fairy, set in a drug induced Hyrule where everything is either a butterfly of sparkly powder.

"Sonic model for adults" did I read that right? Is it why it only has a head?

Or maybe it's rated R because Lego murdered Shadow to preserve their precious partnership with Nintendo.

Good thing the internet didn't exist back when I destroyed my older brother at pretty much any game and he'd take my controller to even the score.

Being an idiot is one thing. Threatening someone because you suck at something is another.