I'd play this if it would have even 1% of FF7's atmosphere. But this all feels like a grotesque fever dream with mismatching styles. There was a reason these characters didn't look hyperrealistic in the original. It just doesn't suit this story. That huge sword makes no sense without the huge eyes and huge hairdo.
@Axelay71 Just wanted to counter the madness as much as I could. Remasters at this price are automatically 0/10 for me. There's no way I'm ever even going to pay for this so it gets the score of an unplayable game.
This makes me sick. I really, really needed this game to fail. Everyone who bought this, has given their final ok and told Nintendo: "Charge us whatever you want, we will always pay" So that's what we're going to get from now on. Thanks, everyone!
If anything, this confirms how much of a cash grab this is. I really wish people would be strong enough to put their personal preferences aside and boycott this.
You're telling Nintendo to charge us more for the next remaster.
Some of you will hate my constant negativity, but it's because peoples' blindness is just disproportionate right now. The idea of asking so much money for this should be challenged at every opportunity.
And yes, NintendoLife is a prominent Nintendo site so developers and publishers do read these comments. Even if they won't change, they want to know what we think. So we should let them know.
@ziondood It was great to see you grow, Zion.
You seemed a bit intimidated by the 'loud bearded guy' at first (lol @HalBailman), but you really found your voice and confidence, and I hope it will take you wherever you want it to
@anoyonmus I do know that and it's my point. They just shouldn't try to make it run all these games.
3DS had developers making some 3DS games beside their PS3/4 games. Now they just try to slap the most graphically taxing games on all consoles without considering that it is in fact a handheld.
This is the kind of game where the 60fps actually matters.
@anoyonmus We're expecting it because people are trying to run PS5 games on it all the time.
I never once thought my 3DS needed 1080p because it never tried to run Cyberpunk.
@RedfromKanto Is the battle really going fine? Not so sure. I don’t even recognise this company anymore. Sure, things look good financially, but they probably know people are starting to see through them. And what better way to boost their “family-friendly” image than by putting someone with a friendlier face in charge?
Oh and Devon, if you're reading:
I won't be able to hold a regular controller in about 10 years. Please have Nintendo develop an accessibility controller and give me some hope for the future.
And stop catering to nostalgic 30-somethings with a disposeable income.
Hard to judge how she'll do, but I'm giving her a fair chance and I definitely prefer her general vibe over Bowser and Reggie's. Feels like she's more sincere.
I never understood why Reggie got such a cult status. He creeped me out! Seems like it was more the memes that made him than his actual actions.
Good. I became more alienated from Nintendo than ever, under his watch.
Not sure who exactly is to blame, but different can only mean better in this case.
@Browntrouser I don't want that version of 'better'. A.I. is not a problem if it elevates human creativity a little bit, but this is all soulless garbage that won't really connect. It’s generic in the most literal sense and I like my stories to be written by people with actual experiences.
@Janeygo I was waiting for someone to notice this! It probably also comes straight from Suno. It's hard to imagine worse music than this.
Pokemon has been quantity over quality for a long time now. I wish they'd just stop whatever they're trying, and reboot the whole franchise with the original 151, where you can actually catch 'em all. Take some cues from Level-5 and up the difficulty. Fully open world and relatable characters. Protagonists who don't look like lazy NPC's.
(I'm repeating myself until it happens)
I thought this was going to be just more of the same, until I saw that jaw-dropping animation in the Direct! Probably won't play this one but I'll definitely watch the cutscenes.
Gee, I wonder why War of the Lions isn't included. Such a good strategy. Selling us this version, then making us pay for the DLC, and then releasing a physical version with the DLC included. Tripple dipping for everyone!
"I have a great idea for this game" "Good! We won't include it and we'll keep it as DLC for 20$ extra" "Why so expensive?" "So we can ask 90$ for our game and people won't even realise."
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Re: Nintendo Updates Animated Short Film 'Close To You' With Some Familiar Faces
Has anyone mentioned how the music sounds similar to Breath of the Wild? Like it could be the same composer.
Re: Nintendo Updates Animated Short Film 'Close To You' With Some Familiar Faces
@SirLink Exactly. Even if these faces are too generic to be owned by Pixar, the Toy Story similarities are undeniable.
Probably not a strong enough case, but still inconsistent with their own copyright aggressiveness.
Re: Rumour: Red Dead Redemption 2 Port For Switch 2 Really Does "Exist", It's Claimed
This required you to fill a huge chunk of your ps4 storage. So I don't think this can be released without any technical nonsense solutions.
Re: Final Fantasy VII Remake Switch 2 Trailer Introduces Shinra, The Turks & Avalanche
I'd play this if it would have even 1% of FF7's atmosphere. But this all feels like a grotesque fever dream with mismatching styles.
There was a reason these characters didn't look hyperrealistic in the original. It just doesn't suit this story.
That huge sword makes no sense without the huge eyes and huge hairdo.
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Super Mario Galaxy + Galaxy 2?
@arabiansanchez It's a principle thing because this should be discouraged at every opportunity
Re: Turtle Beach Unveils New Range Of Officially Licensed Switch 2 Accessories - Controllers, Cases And More
They had one image to print on it and they went for this composition? Were there any real graphic designers that even came near this thing?
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Super Mario Galaxy + Galaxy 2?
@Axelay71 Just wanted to counter the madness as much as I could. Remasters at this price are automatically 0/10 for me. There's no way I'm ever even going to pay for this so it gets the score of an unplayable game.
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Super Mario Galaxy + Galaxy 2?
I take pricing and accessibility into consideration for scores.
Re: 'Scurge: Hive' Spreads Its Isometric, Metroid-y Retro Virus To Switch This Week
Oh the puns are in the title now??
Re: UK Charts: Mario Galaxy Starts Strong, But It Can't Topple Sony's Latest
This makes me sick. I really, really needed this game to fail.
Everyone who bought this, has given their final ok and told Nintendo:
"Charge us whatever you want, we will always pay"
So that's what we're going to get from now on. Thanks, everyone!
Re: More Switch Games Get Switch 2 Compatibility Fixes
Meanwhile, we're not playing Xenoblade Chronicles X because Nintendo has plans to make us pay full price for a third time.
Re: Community: Played A Great Switch Game We Missed? Send Us Your Hot Tips
I wanted to mention Harold Halibut but I can't believe it's not on Switch.
Re: Talking Point: Can Metroid Prime 4's Title Screen Go As Hard As The Others?
Why didn't they just name this 'Metroid: Beyond'?
The 4 + Prime will scare off a lot of new players.
Re: Video: After Six Wonderful Years, Zion Is Leaving Nintendo Life
I nominate @PJOReilly as his successor
Just wanna watch that mustache move up and down as it spews puns
Re: Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 Day One Update Out Now, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
If anything, this confirms how much of a cash grab this is. I really wish people would be strong enough to put their personal preferences aside and boycott this.
You're telling Nintendo to charge us more for the next remaster.
Some of you will hate my constant negativity, but it's because peoples' blindness is just disproportionate right now. The idea of asking so much money for this should be challenged at every opportunity.
And yes, NintendoLife is a prominent Nintendo site so developers and publishers do read these comments. Even if they won't change, they want to know what we think. So we should let them know.
Re: Poll: Will You Play Resident Evil Requiem In First-Person Or Third-Person?
As long as VR isn't affordable and comfortable, 1st person will never be my first choice.
Re: Nintendo Announces Establishment Of New Local Entity In Singapore
That image sums up my entire idea of Nintendo right now : )
Re: Video: After Six Wonderful Years, Zion Is Leaving Nintendo Life
@ziondood It was great to see you grow, Zion.
You seemed a bit intimidated by the 'loud bearded guy' at first (lol @HalBailman), but you really found your voice and confidence, and I hope it will take you wherever you want it to
Re: Video: Square Enix Shares 37 Minutes Of Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake 'Seabed' Gameplay
Well, this convinced me.
Edit: yes, I only watched 10 seconds of underwater cats.
Re: Dynasty Warriors: Origins Will Run At A "Fixed" 30fps On Switch 2
@anoyonmus I do know that and it's my point. They just shouldn't try to make it run all these games.
3DS had developers making some 3DS games beside their PS3/4 games. Now they just try to slap the most graphically taxing games on all consoles without considering that it is in fact a handheld.
Re: Dynasty Warriors: Origins Will Run At A "Fixed" 30fps On Switch 2
This is the kind of game where the 60fps actually matters.
@anoyonmus We're expecting it because people are trying to run PS5 games on it all the time.
I never once thought my 3DS needed 1080p because it never tried to run Cyberpunk.
Re: Nintendo Of America President Doug Bowser Announces Retirement
@RedfromKanto Is the battle really going fine? Not so sure. I don’t even recognise this company anymore.
Sure, things look good financially, but they probably know people are starting to see through them. And what better way to boost their “family-friendly” image than by putting someone with a friendlier face in charge?
Re: Feature: Who Is Devon Pritchard? - Meet The Next NOA President Stepping Into Bowser's Boots
@itsapossum You probably wouldn't say that about a man. Woman leaders are often seen as 'potentially unhinged' without a reason.
Re: Yooka-Replaylee Runs At 30fps On Switch 2, Team Investigating Performance Mode
@Alcea They didn't get enough time with the dev kits
Re: Feature: Who Is Devon Pritchard? - Meet The Next NOA President Stepping Into Bowser's Boots
Oh and Devon, if you're reading:
I won't be able to hold a regular controller in about 10 years. Please have Nintendo develop an accessibility controller and give me some hope for the future.
And stop catering to nostalgic 30-somethings with a disposeable income.
Re: Feature: Who Is Devon Pritchard? - Meet The Next NOA President Stepping Into Bowser's Boots
Hard to judge how she'll do, but I'm giving her a fair chance and I definitely prefer her general vibe over Bowser and Reggie's. Feels like she's more sincere.
I never understood why Reggie got such a cult status. He creeped me out! Seems like it was more the memes that made him than his actual actions.
Re: Nintendo Of America President Doug Bowser Announces Retirement
@JayJ @Vortexeo It's crazy to think Bowser was only there one year less than Reggie.
Re: Yooka-Replaylee Runs At 30fps On Switch 2, Team Investigating Performance Mode
Just Nintendo gatekeeping good performance for their own games
Re: Capcom Teases Brand New amiibo For Monster Hunter Stories 3, Here's A Look
@Yosher You're not obligated to support this
Re: Capcom Teases Brand New amiibo For Monster Hunter Stories 3, Here's A Look
I was interested in this game but if they're going to keep content behind a plastic pay wall, I still have 0 reasons to buy a Switch 2
Re: Nintendo Of America President Doug Bowser Announces Retirement
Good. I became more alienated from Nintendo than ever, under his watch.
Not sure who exactly is to blame, but different can only mean better in this case.
Re: Game-Key Cards A "Sales Strategy Decision", Says Resident Evil Requiem Director
Yeah I'm probably never buying another Nintendo console. They have themselves to thank for that.
Re: Are You "Unsure" About Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade For Switch 2? Don't Worry, There'll Be A Demo
Nah. I'll never get over the tonal mismatch.
The cartoony art style was the only thing that kept this sword and haircut from becoming ridiculous.
Re: Switch 2 Exclusive 'Drag x Drive' Scores First Major Update, Includes Local Wireless Games And Much More
Did it fix the fact that the controller gurus at Nintendo refuse to develop an accessibility controller?
"Want to play our games featuring disabled people? Don't be disabled!"
Re: Where To Pre-Order Metroid Prime 4: Beyond For Nintendo Switch 1 + 2, Plus New Metroid amiibo
@Jam78 My income isn't prone to greedflation. That's why.
Re: Animal Crossing-Inspired Life Sim For Switch 2 Looks Pretty Amazing
@Browntrouser I don't want that version of 'better'. A.I. is not a problem if it elevates human creativity a little bit, but this is all soulless garbage that won't really connect. It’s generic in the most literal sense and I like my stories to be written by people with actual experiences.
@Janeygo I was waiting for someone to notice this! It probably also comes straight from Suno. It's hard to imagine worse music than this.
Re: Opinion: The Mario Movie Was Okay At Best, But I Can't Wait For The Sequel
@Olliemar28 Great read! Love the personal angle
Re: Mega Man Star Force: Legacy Collection Details Additional Features In New Trailer
I had no idea what to expect from this and the trailer didn't help much.
Re: Round Up: The Latest Previews Are In For Pokémon Legends: Z-A
@Whyarewestillhere There's a big difference between 'modest' graphics and bad art direction.
Re: Round Up: The Latest Previews Are In For Pokémon Legends: Z-A
Pokemon has been quantity over quality for a long time now. I wish they'd just stop whatever they're trying, and reboot the whole franchise with the original 151, where you can actually catch 'em all. Take some cues from Level-5 and up the difficulty. Fully open world and relatable characters. Protagonists who don't look like lazy NPC's.
(I'm repeating myself until it happens)
Re: Video: Hades 2 Casts A Spell Over Us On Switch 1 & 2
I thought this was going to be just more of the same, until I saw that jaw-dropping animation in the Direct! Probably won't play this one but I'll definitely watch the cutscenes.
Re: Review: Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition - An Excellent Port Of A Timeless Classic
Gee, I wonder why War of the Lions isn't included. Such a good strategy. Selling us this version, then making us pay for the DLC, and then releasing a physical version with the DLC included. Tripple dipping for everyone!
Re: Animal Crossing-Inspired Life Sim For Switch 2 Looks Pretty Amazing
Please stop saying how good this looks without acknowledging the A.I.
Real developers won't be able to impress anyone anymore if this continues
Re: Animal Crossing-Inspired Life Sim For Switch 2 Looks Pretty Amazing
Yep, there is definitely a lot of A.I. here.
It's too clean and too detailed.
Re: New Zelda LEGO Set Rumour Links It To Fan Favourite Entry
500$ for Wave One!
Re: Mailbox: Switch Game Pricing, Shovelware, Self-Nerfing - Nintendo Life Letters
It IS an objectively lesser experience if it's a game we already know vs. new discoveries around every corner. 'End of'.
Re: Nintendo Of America Reportedly Cuts Loose Customer Service Contractors As It Looks To Outsource
Customer support all over the world is slowly being replaced by a.i.
Prepare to 'clearly state your issue' in the future.
"I do not know what a drift king joy khan is, and you're asking why you're still not getting a gnu won after tree re-pears?"
Re: Square Enix Shares Close-Ups Of Stunning Chrono Trigger Character Artwork
Of all the games that don't need remakes, this needs a remake the least.
Re: Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2 Switch Online Icons Revealed
Why did this ever need 'waves'? It's a flippin' icon. Not everything has to be stretched out to 'maximise consumer engagement'.
Re: Review: Donkey Kong Bananza: DK Island & Emerald Rush (Switch 2) - DLC That's Ripe With Fun, But Could've Been More
"I have a great idea for this game"
"Good! We won't include it and we'll keep it as DLC for 20$ extra"
"Why so expensive?"
"So we can ask 90$ for our game and people won't even realise."