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Re: Nintendo's Out To Get $4,500,000 In Damages From Ongoing Switch Piracy Case

Moistnado

@jsty3105 the thing is that sometimes a very minor crime like copying a digital file is not serious enough to fine more than a more serious crime like assault or dealing drugs. Drug dealers do not get fined more than their profit margin. Fines are not refunds. If it is proven that someone made $45000,000 out of piracy, then sure, seize the assets and give it to charity or something, but don't tell some kid operating from their bedroom that they owe life ruining sums of money. I can only assume that this debt is not expected to realistically be paid at all.

Re: Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound Will "Average" 30fps On Switch

Moistnado

I'm thinking the Switch 2 is a bug-ridden Switch 1 Pro. Doesn't seem like much of an upgrade considering I would expect a Switch 1 to run 2D pixel art games at 60fps, and they can't even confirm Switch 2 can do it. Considering Switch 2 merely plays a new Mario kart game and patched versions of Switch 1 games, it is pretty much a Switch 1 pro, but with poor implementation with compatibility problems.

Re: Nintendo's LEGO Game Boy Officially Revealed, Releasing October 2025

Moistnado

Those people mocking the idea that this couldn't be a fully functioning Gameboy. I do not agree. With actual effort and innovation, they could have made one.That said, it wouldn't be Lego anymore. While it is realistically possible, i wouldn't expect such effort and innovation from Lego or Nintendo. While it would be cool to have all sorts of Lego things that actually work, it isn't worth the development cost and it isn't actually what Lego is for or what Lego does. They shouldn't have animated the screen on the advertisement, as it is misleading and created the expectation that this should function.

Re: FBI Shares Official Statement After Seizure Of Major Switch ROM Site

Moistnado

Some very creative mathematics to get to 170 million. Copyright was infringed but nothing was actually stolen. Nintendo steal from customers all the time with their lack of a reasonable refund policy and anti-consumer practices. I don't feel sorry for Nintendo, I think it serves them right. Perhaps the FBI investigate Joy-Con drift or the misleading description of the Switch 2 screen, the fiasco with people having their consoles blocked for using a second hand game.

Re: PSA: You Might Want To Be Careful Buying Pre-Owned Switch 1 Games For Your Switch 2

Moistnado

Rather than blocking the user, they could have a pop-up requesting a unique code, printed on the cartridge. Or, if any of this is really necessary, ask, like people have been doing anyway, that the user email in a photo of the cartridge. If the user cannot provide a serial number, or cannot provide an image of the cartridge, I think then an initial warning should be given, explaining that if it persists the machine could be blocked and provide additional information and advice on how to avoid copied games. In addition, they should confirm the user, who is reading these notices is not under 18, because they cannot legally agree to terms and conditions and I can imagine kids skipping any kinds of warnings without reading them. Just blocking people, particularly on an expensive kids toy, should be illegal. Shame on Nintendo.

Re: PSA: You Might Want To Be Careful Buying Pre-Owned Switch 1 Games For Your Switch 2

Moistnado

Firstly I refuse to pay for online subscriptions just to use my own internet connection with a device I paid for. This means all switches are blocked from online play for me. That said, if Nintendo blocked my ability to buy games online, that would be really dumb. The obvious solution would be to learn about other ways of getting the games beyond the store. Nintendo really has not thought this through. They are pushing people to boycott and pirate, or buy a different handheld.

Re: Talking Point: One Month On, How Did Nintendo's Switch 2 Launch Go?

Moistnado

I am happy that so many people are underwhelmed, just because I didn't get one. I have a lot of games to play on switch 1, PC, PS5. There are a range of better and cheaper ways to play GameCube games, that doesn't limit you to a few games. The mouse mode is literally 1960s technology. If Metroid prime 4 runs well on Switch 1, I'll be very happy with my choice not to buy a Switch 2 right now.

Re: Mailbox: Switch 2 Price Point, Wind Waker Vs. HD, Drip-Feed Updates - Nintendo Life Letters

Moistnado

@obijuankanoobie releasing something on the next console, when it could very well run on the previous model, just to drum up sales of the new machine is very anti-consumer. It wouldn't surprise me. Like when they pretended SNES games would only run on the New 3DS and not the 3DS. This kind of anti-consumer practice wouldn't push me to buy a Switch 2, it would put me off.

Re: The House Of The Dead 2: Remake Reloads For August Release On Switch

Moistnado

"Will you be grabbing your Joy-Con for some light gun action this August? Let us know in the usual spot." Quite a callously misleading question, seeing as the game is very unlikely to have a light gun and while one Joy-Con has an IR sensor it has never been used as a light gun. Many peoples choice to buy this game hinges on whether or not it has a light gun or IR pointer functionality.