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Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Metroid Prime 4: Beyond?

Moistnado

I think the game is good but has lots of issues. The lock on is now messed up by motion aiming, with the gun moving away from the target it is locked to. Lots of bosses are floating spheres of some sort, which shows a lack of effort or a rushed production. Lack of enemy variety. The desert looking so very empty. Looks like a game that went through some kind of production hell or someone made them release it before it was finished. I like Metroid though, and this is Metroid. At times the game looks terrible but other times it looks great, possibly in comparison to the last one, which is very, very old. Certainly better graphics than corruption. I doubt it will have the replay value of the original. So it is a 'good' from me, close to 'not bad'.

Re: Mini Review: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond (Switch 1) - An Impressive Version If You've Yet To Upgrade

Moistnado

I've just played the first few save points on the normal Switch 1. Looked great on my TV and also handheld looked really good too. Looked better than Prime Remastered. The resolution in both docked and handheld looked high resolution to my untrained eye. In my book the best way to play this game would be on a switch lite, for portability and the higher pixel density compared to Switch 2.

Re: My Nintendo Store Adds A New Metroid Reward For Switch Online Members (US)

Moistnado

@Iconoclysm gold or silver, I don't know. Is it real money that you spent on a jpeg or pretend, considering the product is nothing, who cares? I didn't complain about $20 a year. All I am saying is I wouldn't pay $20 a year for being allowed to use my own internet, that I have already paid for, hardware that I already purchased, and certainly not a jpeg, which I imagine Nintendo googled themselves for free to print on a bit of tat.

Re: My Nintendo Store Adds A New Metroid Reward For Switch Online Members (US)

Moistnado

@Iconoclysm you get "rewards" by spending money, so it is buying. That said all the online services are rubbish and not worth the money. I used to have ps+ and remember getting games that cost $60 on switch. I remember getting real games, not roms I could play on my phone for free. I used to have NSO when it was free and the connection was so poor you couldn't play Mario kart online for a full match without it cutting out. I'd never pay for that. But, even then, steam is 100% better where there is no fee to use your own internet.

Re: Nintendo's Out To Get $4,500,000 In Damages From Ongoing Switch Piracy Case

Moistnado

@jsty3105 the thing is that sometimes a very minor crime like copying a digital file is not serious enough to fine more than a more serious crime like assault or dealing drugs. Drug dealers do not get fined more than their profit margin. Fines are not refunds. If it is proven that someone made $45000,000 out of piracy, then sure, seize the assets and give it to charity or something, but don't tell some kid operating from their bedroom that they owe life ruining sums of money. I can only assume that this debt is not expected to realistically be paid at all.

Re: Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound Will "Average" 30fps On Switch

Moistnado

I'm thinking the Switch 2 is a bug-ridden Switch 1 Pro. Doesn't seem like much of an upgrade considering I would expect a Switch 1 to run 2D pixel art games at 60fps, and they can't even confirm Switch 2 can do it. Considering Switch 2 merely plays a new Mario kart game and patched versions of Switch 1 games, it is pretty much a Switch 1 pro, but with poor implementation with compatibility problems.

Re: Nintendo's LEGO Game Boy Officially Revealed, Releasing October 2025

Moistnado

Those people mocking the idea that this couldn't be a fully functioning Gameboy. I do not agree. With actual effort and innovation, they could have made one.That said, it wouldn't be Lego anymore. While it is realistically possible, i wouldn't expect such effort and innovation from Lego or Nintendo. While it would be cool to have all sorts of Lego things that actually work, it isn't worth the development cost and it isn't actually what Lego is for or what Lego does. They shouldn't have animated the screen on the advertisement, as it is misleading and created the expectation that this should function.

Re: FBI Shares Official Statement After Seizure Of Major Switch ROM Site

Moistnado

Some very creative mathematics to get to 170 million. Copyright was infringed but nothing was actually stolen. Nintendo steal from customers all the time with their lack of a reasonable refund policy and anti-consumer practices. I don't feel sorry for Nintendo, I think it serves them right. Perhaps the FBI investigate Joy-Con drift or the misleading description of the Switch 2 screen, the fiasco with people having their consoles blocked for using a second hand game.