Dimjimmer

Finally, Hollow Knigh: Silks... oh wait.

I will never get over how part of the game's name is an emoji.

That's a creative way to advertise your game.

Of course not.

More effort than the release itself, lmao!

@Eel
Sure, if the complication was called "lazy greed".

"This is the English language version of the game. Because this version replicates the way the game was originally released, each language version is separate and there are no in-game options to change the language. Please verify the language of the game before completing your purchase."

Translation: We are "completely unable" to offer a launcher that allows language selection. Best we can do is offer this ̶R̶O̶M̶ ̶f̶i̶l̶e̶ port at a premium price.

Buy the original for 1 dollar on GOG or reward this lazy effort with 20 dollars? What a difficult choice...

"13 Switch Emulators"

Nintendo's whack-a-mole of 2 Switch emulators (Yuzu, Ryujinx) has produced a hydra. But I'm totally, TOTALLY, sure that this time will really be the last we hear of them.

"Minimum Space Required : 17.3 GB (*Front loaded onto cartridge: 5.3GB)
*It is pre-installed on the cartridge, you can play without downloading."

What does Konami even mean by that? You can just launch the launcher without downloading? That's their definition of "play"? LMAO.

Metal Gear Solid 4 releasing on Switch as well? Bold move, considering how Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 run worse than PS3 on Switch. Not to add, that Metal Gear Solid 4 didn't exactly have the most solid of frame rates on PS3.

I hate the rerelease culture so much.

Is that the fabled preservation that companies pride themselves at?

If the upgrade is free, what's the point of the game-key card? The branding? Couldn't they just put a disclaimer like "Free Switch 2 version via update" or something?

"The whole trilogy will not fit on Switch 2's internal storage"

LOL.

"Are you sure that the game sold THAT bad?!"
"Well, not that bad, but we don't want to make such a big deal out of it."

New entry please. No remasters for a while.

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Sales

It took ConcernedApe 4 years, give or take, to release Stardew Valley. Since he is still going the solo developer route (while at the same time releasing updates for Stardew Valley), I'm not surprised that it's taking him this long. Humorously, people back then were also worried that Stardew Valley would never release and some of them were getting frustrated that he was rejecting help, because he wanted to do things on his own.

"While we inform partners when their titles don’t meet our guidelines, Nintendo does not make changes to partner content"

"Yes we censor stuff, but not like, directly. We wink-wink-nudge-nudge that their content is, like, not cool man."

River City: Journey to the West Skin Pack.

Mighty No.9 on 3DS when?

LOL, worse than Sony.

Nintendo; the only company on Earth to dripfeed a platform with a library of 16 whole games.

6+years development down the drain. If it was so bad, they should have cancelled it earlier.

"RARE Anime"

Move aside, Hidetaka Miyazaki .This is a true masterpiece, not those silly Studio Ghimli films.

@DashKappei
Probably some shenanigans from the existence of retail Asian versions for PS5/Switch 2.

@ryan_nil
That's lame. The Steam version has one.

"other than some horrendous English voice acting which you should switch out for Japanese with English subs"

Νo Chinese dub on that one?

"so why it's taken this long to come to Switch is beyond us".

Likely because it's a bunch of licensed games that would have required a new contract for new platforms. It's also very telling that the collection is not handled by Capcom (the original publisher), who might have not seen the idea as particularly profitable.

I mean, you're not going to publicly throw your partner under the bus.

@Dee123
But are they a small indie company that is being held back by weak hardware and/or the big, bad Pokemon Company, or are they really that bad of a developer? That's what this release will show.

Here is the litmus test. Can Game Freak actually create a good-looking 3D game? 3DS was "holding them back". Switch was "holding them back". Pokemon was "holding them back". Now? No excuses.

Rick Moranis at home didn't improve Metroid Prime 4. Remove him and the game becomes better.

The game that just received "Worst PC port of 2025" by Digital Foundry? That's going to be a wild one, for sure.

"Then we thought that if one could move around on the bike in a satisfying way in that area, it could be a segment that mitigates the tension from exploration, and paces the whole game."

What the actual lol? Sure, let's stop the game to play another more boring game before we return to the good stuff. Let's waste time and money for something that could be resolved by a pause button.

Loltendo of America strikes again. They even have the gall to ask you to verify your age before accessing the page.

Inin Games has posted a new tweet, retracting their "smaller-size cart" comment.

https://x.com/ININ_Games/status/2002062795857174721

They are still going to ship R-Type Dimensions III on a physical cart with a 10 bucks markup, so who knows whether they revealed something they shouldn't have yet or just made an honest mistake.

"To really illustrate how poor this is, DF states that the lag is perhaps worse than "most, if not all" cloud streaming services."

Worse than the Switch's cloud offerings? That's quite the achievement, if true.

"Game's performance is terrible on Switch 2!"

Switch 1 owners:

"Metroid Prime 4 underperforms in UK."
"Metroid Prime 4 underperforms in Japan."

McKenzie bros., I don't feel so good...

"It's a bit of a joke at this point how often we release Skyrim"
Not at this point, friend. It's been close to, um, a decade.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/toddposting

Disappointing. I mean, it would have been impossible to not have some degree of disappointment after 8 years of waiting, but I really thought that Retro Studios could have done better. Even if you removed the annoying NPCs and the pointless desert exploration, it would still be linear, easy (Thanks Retro for locking Hard mode. Very cool.) and uninspired (Was it really necessary to have the Volt Forge repeat itself thrice? Was it really necessary to have all those stupid double doors in Flare Pool? And what's with the names of those locations? Ice Belt? Really? Couldn't you have gone for something more exotic sounding?) I have enjoyed it somewhat so far, but no way it gets higher than 6.

"Paramount enters the conversation"

"Appropriate"

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/06/level-5-ceo-sees-ai-as-tool-for-communication-and-efficiency-improvement#comment8709200

Yay! Down with that pesky competition! The less players in the scene, the better!

Already preordered and there's a good chance I'll be disappointed, but I have waited this game for too many years to turn back now.

"Normal mode Metroid has only two organs"
"Only hard mode Metroid has the standard three organs"

What did Retro mean by this?

Timesplitters actually catching a break? That was not on my bingo card.

@HammerKirby
No, they were negative about a Switch port! Ban them, BAN THEM!