Dimjimmer

"Elden Ring on Switch 2 is a disaster in handheld mode"

Ah, the exact words one wants to hear after spending half-a-grand on a brand new console.

"Running worse than the PS3" award again.

Future's rare collectibles spotted.

Still no Tales of Phantasia or any other Tales title not translated yet...

The drop-off of Monster Hunter Wilds is crazy. It went from 10 million copies in its first month to being outsold by an 8-years-old game in its next three months.

Looks better than Scarlet/Violet.

/Runs to the hills

78 GBs? There goes 1/3rd of the Switch 2's capacity.

Going by past patterns, the original versions are likely to be delisted. Hopefully, the newer versions won't run worse than the original ones.

@RemyMartin
I'll still be supporting the devs if I buy it on PC.

A 2D game made by the Blasphemous team (that runs on 60 FPS) cannot even reach 30 FPS. Nah, miss me with that. I'll buy it on PC.

The title is whack and the game looks boring. If you had told me this was a parody of Square Enix's HD-2D games, I would have believed you.

The pricing might have made sense if it was a real cart. It makes no sense that the Switch 2 version is "beneficially" more expensive than all other versions while NISA cheapens out.

"almost half-a-billion dollars"
"2.5% stake"

All this money for a single digit stake.

LOL friendzoned. Poor Mario just can't catch a break.

Nintendo Directs usually occur shortly after a big release. Now that it's been a week since Donkey Kong, it's as good a time as any.

Ubisoft blaming everything but themselves.

Inazuma Eleven Forever.

When the game was delayed to June, I jokingly questioned whether we would get the Switch 2 announcement, Metroid Prime 4, or this first. Now, after a total of 9 delays, I might just have the answer.

"Extra bumpers (R4 and L4)"

L4 and R4? Where are they located?

Oh.

"Do you want digital or digital?"

What a difficult dilemma. Truly, Nintendo has us spoiled for choices.

@fenlix
I never said it was a free upgrade. With any luck, it should still be cheaper than paying for the whole game again.

I already got the original version on PC, so I'll be waiting for the new version to be released there, as well. Maybe we'll also get the same upgrade option that Asian users will be receiving on Steam.

Nintendo shutting down any opportunity to save money? Must be a day ending in y. First, the gold coins, now the vouchers. What's next? Increasing the price of NSO worldwide? Reducing their digital discounts to 10%? Increasing the price of Switch 1 games on the e-shop?

@JokerCK
Make sure to pay your proper respects to Kamiya-sama.

Dude who called people insects frustrated that people piled up on him and didn't return to apologize (unrealistic expectations).

Please spare a thought for these struggling, small indie companies.

"Over 9000"

Oh nonono...

"a person familiar with the situation"

Good old uncle at Nintendo.

"What? You dare not enjoy our gimmick?! To the highway with you!"

Nintendo, probably.

Setting up the stage to normalize AI usage. Don't worry, AI will be used tastefully, with tact. You will be tastefully replaced. Skynet will be tastefully activated.

Do they forget/hope you forget that EPD is not a single team? They have a whooping 10 divisions.

Expensive ports of old games (Yakuza 0 for 50, give me a break!) sold on fake carts underperform? Who would have thought?

"Be game-key card"
"Be more expensive than a real cart"

So, modded PSP version remains the superior way to play. Duly noted.

I mean, duh, they are glorified downloads. Just like the last physical PC games were nothing more than glorified Steam keys.

So, unaddressed elephant in the room; does the Switch 1 version benefit at all from being run on Switch 2?

"it's really not good, with Kiryu being particularly terrible"

Yong out!

@gcunit
Final Fantasy Tactics is not the same game as Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. As for a physical release, it will get one worldwide for PS5 and Switch on 30th September.

Correction: The Switch 2 version is not a game-key card, but a code-in-a-box. Yes, it's that bad.

Of course they would thank them. They, not the customers, are the intended audience, after all. ^_^

"No translation".

Asking 20 bucks for a port of a 27-years-old port of a 31-years-old game and not even doing the bare minimum should be illegal.

Would be pretty funny if it referred to emulated versions of the game.

Randy Pitchford's 80-bucks-game pitch is in a pinch.

A real fan doesn't buy games, it just creates airflows.

Since I'm not getting a Switch 2 anytime soon, nothing has changed on my part.

In more dire news for Too Kyo Games, their other recently-released game, Tribe Nine, will have its service terminated this November.

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2376580/view/500572747038983820

12 GBs RAM while the 3-years-old Steam Deck has 16 GBs? Lame.

We have a ton of game-key cards and even three code-in-a-box games before the Switch 2 is even out. If publishers are opting out of physical that early, it's only going to get worse.

"Nintendo may render the Nintendo Account Services and/or the applicable Nintendo device permanently unusable in whole or in part."

This console will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

Breath of the Wild sold more than Tears of the Kingdom in this quarter. Not by much, mind you, but it's interesting how the latter barely had any legs compared to the former.