Don't start with Ages. Although it's regarded as the "best" out of the two, its main gimmick is underutilized and may leave you bored if you jump in expecting time travels like Chrono Trigger.
@Kilroy It's a franchise well known for its inventive level design and puzzles, and now both of those highs have been reduced to a wide space filled with repetitive content (also applies to quests) and gimmicks that allow you to build and climb a structure. There are fewer unique enemies than ever, but the map is almost twice as big, filled with caves, shrines and lost koroks. What's the point of making everything so large then?
In regard of soulslike games, Elden Ring has lots of copy-pasted content as well if you deviate to explore, but the main path is rock solid. 80 hours rock solid. TotK is, for the most part, a worse, bloated version of BotW, sometimes too familiar for its own good.
@Kilroy I had some rough moments when playing BotW's Hard Mode, some places felt way above my current armor/health setup, but nothing compares to the displaced nature of TotK's combat, enemy placement, scaling etc etc, which frequently forces you through Ultrahand or Fuse abilities to progress. The problem? They're pretty bad gimmicks, involving poor camera control, constant inventory/resources management that lack proper refinement. Durability was a mistake from the start and now it requires extra steps to achieve the same results against (even worse) damage sponge enemies. Lots of important stuff (even shops!) are now locked behind fetch quests.
Sometimes I wish this game was about the actual game and not the glitches or weird stuff. In BotW some of these felt completely accidental and outstanding discoveries (considering the game's limitations), but TotK just feels... aimless? It's almost like the devs didn't want you to play through the campaign given how poorly balanced and displaced everything is.
@Vriess Same here, I grew up with those games. I still own a copy of Orta and its Panzer Dragoon (Saturn original) port, and I gotta say nothing beats a proper HD remaster. The remake has some neat bells 'n whistles but it's not very faithful, both gameplay-wise and visually, so again, for me it was a pointless effort since it took so damn long to have a playable, bug-free product that remains inferior to the original. This "release now, fix later" approach is unacceptable.
We're coming to a point where "pixelated visuals" and "pixel art" are becoming two entirely different things. This one is the former. There's a huge leap between serviceable visuals (as an excuse to not being able to draw/hire artists) and actual effort put into making good pixel art.
Hopefully they don't hire the same guy who made the GBC port a few years ago. The final product was poor, full of bugs on Switch version, lazy placement of LRG logo with a tiny font (where previously we had the Capcom logo), butchered title screen, bad UI etc.
Pretty boring game, like 99% of Sonic spin-offs. It had potential but sadly they couldn't find a good company to make the partnership. Atlus should've been the perfect match.
Worst of yhe year, or at least the big disappointment, goes to Zelda TotK. Easily the worst 3D Zelda I've played and it makes Skyward Sword feels like a timeless masterpiece.
Best surprise is probably Metroid Prime Remastered. I bet my GOTY on Armored Core VI, it's shaping up to be the definitive mecha game, a much better alternative than the Daemon X Machina embarrassment a few years back.
Super Mario RPG might become an incredible remake and that's the most anticipated game of 2023 for me. Doesn't really sound like GOTY material though.
Can't stand most of Cave's lineup, they're simply exhausting to learn. Mushihimesama may be the only exception to this, and even so, it's a nightmare to 1CC.
Says the company who had zero worthwile console exclusives in this gen.
I mean - seriously, if it weren't for their backwards program and a few good stuff from the XBox/X360 era (Ninja Gaiden Black, Crimson Skies, Panzer Dragoon Orta) there wouldn't be a reason to own their hardware. Game Pass is on PC as well.
@IceClimbersMain None of them chops actual human bones/limbs/organs in a very explicit, graphical way. North american culture deserves all the "videogames are violent" cliche it gets.
@Chaotic_Neutral A basic lineup consisting of 10 games would take roughly 15GB of storage space. It's too demanding for a system with only 32GB + MicroSD cards.
@Boston_J Weapon durability was a mistake. It makes sense for tree branches and early weapons, but having that up to the final boss is a joke. I'm avoiding every single encounter because of this bs.
I'm struggling to keep my interest on it. It's shaping up to be the worst Zelda game I've ever played. I'm glad the rocket + shield trick exists, otherwise I wouldn't finish a single shrine.
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Re: 8BitDo Unveils New "Micro" Switch Controller, Available In Blue & Green
All my 8itdos broke or got defective parts after a while. Unless they're seriously improving QC this time, I'll wait for reviews.
Re: Random: Former Rare Dev Shares First-Ever Drawing Of Conker
It would be nice to see the picture without having to open Twitter.
Re: Owlboy Dev's Debut Title Is Getting A Sequel As Savant - Ascent Remix Climbs Onto Switch Soon
Hopefully he will complete the game's third act this time. Owlboy was criminally unfinished.
Re: Castlevania Advance Collection Scores A Physical Switch Release, Pre-Orders Live
Glad the digital version released before LRG took the rights. Screw this company.
Re: "We Have To Do This Now" - Sonic Mania Devs On Creating Chaotic Yo-Yo Platformer Penny's Big Breakaway
The main character design is awful. Hopefully it has some fine-tuned gameplay/performance, Sonic Mania was a great game.
Re: Natsume's NES Side-Scroller Shadow Of The Ninja Is Getting A Remake On Switch
I got their SNES remakes (Wild Guns, Ninja Saviors, Pocky & Rocky) and they're all perfection. Day one purchase here.
Re: The Legend Of Zelda: Oracle Of Seasons & Oracle Of Ages - Which Should I Play First?
Don't start with Ages. Although it's regarded as the "best" out of the two, its main gimmick is underutilized and may leave you bored if you jump in expecting time travels like Chrono Trigger.
Re: Poll: Disney Illusion Island Is Out On Switch Today, Will You Be Getting It?
The 1940s art style could've made this game a must-buy.
Re: Review: Disney Illusion Island - Mickey Mouse's Metroidvania Is Magical
Just imagine how much better this game would look with the 1940s art style...
Re: Video: Can You Take A Horse To The Sky Islands In Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom? We Find Out
@Kilroy It's a franchise well known for its inventive level design and puzzles, and now both of those highs have been reduced to a wide space filled with repetitive content (also applies to quests) and gimmicks that allow you to build and climb a structure. There are fewer unique enemies than ever, but the map is almost twice as big, filled with caves, shrines and lost koroks. What's the point of making everything so large then?
In regard of soulslike games, Elden Ring has lots of copy-pasted content as well if you deviate to explore, but the main path is rock solid. 80 hours rock solid. TotK is, for the most part, a worse, bloated version of BotW, sometimes too familiar for its own good.
Re: Video: Can You Take A Horse To The Sky Islands In Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom? We Find Out
@Kilroy I had some rough moments when playing BotW's Hard Mode, some places felt way above my current armor/health setup, but nothing compares to the displaced nature of TotK's combat, enemy placement, scaling etc etc, which frequently forces you through Ultrahand or Fuse abilities to progress. The problem? They're pretty bad gimmicks, involving poor camera control, constant inventory/resources management that lack proper refinement. Durability was a mistake from the start and now it requires extra steps to achieve the same results against (even worse) damage sponge enemies. Lots of important stuff (even shops!) are now locked behind fetch quests.
Re: Video: Can You Take A Horse To The Sky Islands In Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom? We Find Out
Sometimes I wish this game was about the actual game and not the glitches or weird stuff. In BotW some of these felt completely accidental and outstanding discoveries (considering the game's limitations), but TotK just feels... aimless? It's almost like the devs didn't want you to play through the campaign given how poorly balanced and displaced everything is.
Re: Forever Entertainment Hints At New Remake Announcement In 2023
@Vriess Same here, I grew up with those games. I still own a copy of Orta and its Panzer Dragoon (Saturn original) port, and I gotta say nothing beats a proper HD remaster. The remake has some neat bells 'n whistles but it's not very faithful, both gameplay-wise and visually, so again, for me it was a pointless effort since it took so damn long to have a playable, bug-free product that remains inferior to the original. This "release now, fix later" approach is unacceptable.
Re: Forever Entertainment Hints At New Remake Announcement In 2023
@Vriess It took them about a year to fix the game, and it's only worth it at a ~50% discount all things considered. What's the point?
Re: Forever Entertainment Hints At New Remake Announcement In 2023
Here comes another poorly optimized remake that should take months of patches to function properly. What a waste.
Re: Poll: Final Fantasy IV - Do You Prefer The Original Or The DS Remake?
DS > SNES > Pixel Remaster
Re: Video: We Share Our Thoughts On Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom After 100+ Hours In The Game
I miss Breath of the Wild, even though it had its share of flaws. This one just sucks in comparison to any other 3D Zelda.
Re: Poll: Pikmin 4 Is Out On Switch This Week, Will You Be Getting It?
Hopefully this one will help to wash the bad taste Tears of the Kingdom left. Please be good.
Re: 'Ginsha' Combines Lovely Pixel Art Visuals With Slick Action-RPG Gameplay
We're coming to a point where "pixelated visuals" and "pixel art" are becoming two entirely different things. This one is the former. There's a huge leap between serviceable visuals (as an excuse to not being able to draw/hire artists) and actual effort put into making good pixel art.
Re: Hands On: Pokémon Sleep (Open Beta) - An Absolute Snoozefest
The ideal amount of sleep harshly varies by age. It's always between 6 to 8h, but the older you get, the less sleep you need.
Re: Inti Creates Announces New 2D Action Side-Scroller 'Umbraclaw' For Switch
Hopefully it's better than their previous games.
Re: Feature: 21 Vintage Nintendo Games You Can Now Only Buy For Original Hardware
I thank emulator devs everyday for their priceless contributions to software preservation. Those companies simply don't care.
Re: PlayStation Exclusive Platformer Tomba! Is Getting A Nintendo Switch Release
"I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet"
Re: Shantae's Cancelled Game Boy Advance Project 'Risky Revolution' Is Being Revived
Hopefully they don't hire the same guy who made the GBC port a few years ago. The final product was poor, full of bugs on Switch version, lazy placement of LRG logo with a tiny font (where previously we had the Capcom logo), butchered title screen, bad UI etc.
Re: Random: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's Sunset Wilds Is Missing One Key Thing
Low effort DLC once again. No surprise.
Re: Sonic Chronicles Sequel Details Revealed By Former BioWare Lead Designer
Pretty boring game, like 99% of Sonic spin-offs. It had potential but sadly they couldn't find a good company to make the partnership. Atlus should've been the perfect match.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom's New Update Targets Item Duplication Glitches, Unsurprisingly
Patching the only thing that makes this padding fest of a game bearable. Good job.
Re: Nintendo Introduces Pikmin 4 With A Handy New Video Guide
Can't wait for this game, it's probably going to wash the bad taste Tears of the Kingom left.
Re: Talking Point: What Makes A Good Sidequest, Anyway?
You know what makes a bad sidequest? Locking shops, mandatory areas, stamina & wallet expansions or even fast travel behind it.
TotK has the best examples on how you should never place them.
Re: Poll: What's Your Game Of The Year Of 2023 So Far?
Worst of yhe year, or at least the big disappointment, goes to Zelda TotK. Easily the worst 3D Zelda I've played and it makes Skyward Sword feels like a timeless masterpiece.
Best surprise is probably Metroid Prime Remastered. I bet my GOTY on Armored Core VI, it's shaping up to be the definitive mecha game, a much better alternative than the Daemon X Machina embarrassment a few years back.
Super Mario RPG might become an incredible remake and that's the most anticipated game of 2023 for me. Doesn't really sound like GOTY material though.
Re: Review: Akai Katana Shin - One Of CAVE’s Very Best Horizontal Bullet Hells
@farrgazer I prefer Silvergun to Ikaruga any day.
Re: Review: Akai Katana Shin - One Of CAVE’s Very Best Horizontal Bullet Hells
Can't stand most of Cave's lineup, they're simply exhausting to learn. Mushihimesama may be the only exception to this, and even so, it's a nightmare to 1CC.
Re: Microsoft CEO Says He Would "Love To Get Rid Of" Exclusives On Consoles
@Rafie It's also no PC (Steam), but wouldn't really call it a console seller.
Re: Microsoft CEO Says He Would "Love To Get Rid Of" Exclusives On Consoles
Says the company who had zero worthwile console exclusives in this gen.
I mean - seriously, if it weren't for their backwards program and a few good stuff from the XBox/X360 era (Ninja Gaiden Black, Crimson Skies, Panzer Dragoon Orta) there wouldn't be a reason to own their hardware. Game Pass is on PC as well.
Re: Random: Mortal Kombat Co-Creator Knows Who He'd Add To Smash Bros., If Nintendo Was To Ask
@IceClimbersMain None of them chops actual human bones/limbs/organs in a very explicit, graphical way. North american culture deserves all the "videogames are violent" cliche it gets.
Re: Random: People Are Convinced Charles Martinet Isn't In Super Mario Bros. Wonder
It doesn't sound like him.
Re: Review: Pikmin 1 - A Bare-Bones Port, But A Joyous Adventure
@Chaotic_Neutral A basic lineup consisting of 10 games would take roughly 15GB of storage space. It's too demanding for a system with only 32GB + MicroSD cards.
Re: Review: Pikmin 1 - A Bare-Bones Port, But A Joyous Adventure
I'd pay 25$ for any straight port from GameCube library any day, it doesn't matter how "barebones" it feels. Just give me the original game.
Re: Pikmin 4 Download Cards Appear In Japan Showing Split Screen, New Treasures And More
Unreal engine? Now that got me worried.
Re: Poll: Are You Still Playing Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom?
@Boston_J Weapon durability was a mistake. It makes sense for tree branches and early weapons, but having that up to the final boss is a joke. I'm avoiding every single encounter because of this bs.
Re: Feature: The Mysterious Absence Of A Famicom Gem On Switch
FDS games will never be re-released for some obnoxious reason.
Re: Poll: Are You Still Playing Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom?
I'm struggling to keep my interest on it. It's shaping up to be the worst Zelda game I've ever played. I'm glad the rocket + shield trick exists, otherwise I wouldn't finish a single shrine.
Re: Mario Movie Star Chris Pratt Says Sequel News Should Be Coming "Soon"
@Cashews Money is the one and only you need to mention.
Re: Mario Movie Star Chris Pratt Says Sequel News Should Be Coming "Soon"
Hopefully they'll get a better writer in the next movie.
Re: Exclusive: Here's Every Cheat Seed In Shovel Knight Pocket Dungeon's 'Puzzler's Pack' DLC
There is one single thing that would fix this game: not instantly taking damage when attacking enemies.
Re: Star Wars: KOTOR II 'Sith Lords' DLC Cancelled For Nintendo Switch
What a bunch of clowns.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Ikaruga
US would be far superior without the IGN quote. Cringe material.
Re: Surprise! The Mario Movie's Digital Release Is Out Now (US)
@SnakeForce Pretty sure 2010s kids will get all the 80s and 90s references in this movie, it was totally aimed at them.
Re: The Wonderful 101: Remastered's Free Stretch-Goal DLC Is Available Now
@Jacoby Alongside Nier Automata and Bayonetta(s), this is one of the best action games the Switch has to offer.
Re: Sega Looks Set To Raise Its Game Prices Up To $70
Can't wait to buy their $70 shovelware.