Worst of yhe year, or at least the big disappointment, goes to Zelda TotK. Easily the worst 3D Zelda I've played and it makes Skyward Sword feels like a timeless masterpiece.
Best surprise is probably Metroid Prime Remastered. I bet my GOTY on Armored Core VI, it's shaping up to be the definitive mecha game, a much better alternative than the Daemon X Machina embarrassment a few years back.
Super Mario RPG might become an incredible remake and that's the most anticipated game of 2023 for me. Doesn't really sound like GOTY material though.
Can't stand most of Cave's lineup, they're simply exhausting to learn. Mushihimesama may be the only exception to this, and even so, it's a nightmare to 1CC.
Says the company who had zero worthwile console exclusives in this gen.
I mean - seriously, if it weren't for their backwards program and a few good stuff from the XBox/X360 era (Ninja Gaiden Black, Crimson Skies, Panzer Dragoon Orta) there wouldn't be a reason to own their hardware. Game Pass is on PC as well.
@IceClimbersMain None of them chops actual human bones/limbs/organs in a very explicit, graphical way. North american culture deserves all the "videogames are violent" cliche it gets.
@Chaotic_Neutral A basic lineup consisting of 10 games would take roughly 15GB of storage space. It's too demanding for a system with only 32GB + MicroSD cards.
@Boston_J Weapon durability was a mistake. It makes sense for tree branches and early weapons, but having that up to the final boss is a joke. I'm avoiding every single encounter because of this bs.
I'm struggling to keep my interest on it. It's shaping up to be the worst Zelda game I've ever played. I'm glad the rocket + shield trick exists, otherwise I wouldn't finish a single shrine.
I wish Illumination didn't do this. Horribly paced, bad voice acting (atrocious for Cranky and DK), bad writing, poor choice of usual "le 90s pop/rock songs" for the soundtrack. I guess that's what you expect from Hollywood anyway.
This game is poorly optimized and poorly designed when it comes to combat, quests etc, but it was fun with friends around. I wish it had the good, old Rare behind it.
People who have already played the game confirmed they're not very different from Divine Beasts. They're just... not called Divine Beasts. The shrines remain as relevant/frequent as they were in BotW. Overworld environmental puzzles and travel gimmicks are the norm in TotK.
They're both terrible. All of those games lack consistency with fonts, backgrounds, color palette, effects etc. In other words, it's your typical Square Enix cheap port. I wish there was a way to play the NES/SNES originals on any modern system these days.
Underwhelmed is the right word for how I feel about this remake. It had potential for so much more, better 3D models, better online, better pricing etc. Hopefully it doesn't kill the franchise.
Just got VI and I'm here to confirm: the new "pixel" font is awful. Avoid at all costs if you're a Switch Lite owner, there are better alternatives to play those games.
@Gs69 Mummy Demastered and Shantae & the Pirate's Curse had some outstanding pixel art (by Konjak IIRC) and they're both done by Wayforward, but somehow they didn't make a single 2D asset for this remake. It would be amazing if we could switch between both styles, like DQ XI or Wonder Boy and the Dragon's Trap.
Reboot Camp still looks alright, but the originals aged gracefully and don't cost a whopping $60, so...
This is hilarious. They added a pixel font but... it's actually the same small as f* font everyone was complaining since the Mobile/PC release. The colors don't look right.
So, it's basically built on "so many easter eggs", "hilarious" and "best family film". I know exactly what to expect from this new Minions installment.
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Re: Poll: What's Your Game Of The Year Of 2023 So Far?
Worst of yhe year, or at least the big disappointment, goes to Zelda TotK. Easily the worst 3D Zelda I've played and it makes Skyward Sword feels like a timeless masterpiece.
Best surprise is probably Metroid Prime Remastered. I bet my GOTY on Armored Core VI, it's shaping up to be the definitive mecha game, a much better alternative than the Daemon X Machina embarrassment a few years back.
Super Mario RPG might become an incredible remake and that's the most anticipated game of 2023 for me. Doesn't really sound like GOTY material though.
Re: Review: Akai Katana Shin - One Of CAVE’s Very Best Horizontal Bullet Hells
@farrgazer I prefer Silvergun to Ikaruga any day.
Re: Review: Akai Katana Shin - One Of CAVE’s Very Best Horizontal Bullet Hells
Can't stand most of Cave's lineup, they're simply exhausting to learn. Mushihimesama may be the only exception to this, and even so, it's a nightmare to 1CC.
Re: Microsoft CEO Says He Would "Love To Get Rid Of" Exclusives On Consoles
@Rafie It's also no PC (Steam), but wouldn't really call it a console seller.
Re: Microsoft CEO Says He Would "Love To Get Rid Of" Exclusives On Consoles
Says the company who had zero worthwile console exclusives in this gen.
I mean - seriously, if it weren't for their backwards program and a few good stuff from the XBox/X360 era (Ninja Gaiden Black, Crimson Skies, Panzer Dragoon Orta) there wouldn't be a reason to own their hardware. Game Pass is on PC as well.
Re: Random: Mortal Kombat Co-Creator Knows Who He'd Add To Smash Bros., If Nintendo Was To Ask
@IceClimbersMain None of them chops actual human bones/limbs/organs in a very explicit, graphical way. North american culture deserves all the "videogames are violent" cliche it gets.
Re: Random: People Are Convinced Charles Martinet Isn't In Super Mario Bros. Wonder
It doesn't sound like him.
Re: Review: Pikmin 1 - A Bare-Bones Port, But A Joyous Adventure
@Chaotic_Neutral A basic lineup consisting of 10 games would take roughly 15GB of storage space. It's too demanding for a system with only 32GB + MicroSD cards.
Re: Review: Pikmin 1 - A Bare-Bones Port, But A Joyous Adventure
I'd pay 25$ for any straight port from GameCube library any day, it doesn't matter how "barebones" it feels. Just give me the original game.
Re: Pikmin 4 Download Cards Appear In Japan Showing Split Screen, New Treasures And More
Unreal engine? Now that got me worried.
Re: Poll: Are You Still Playing Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom?
@Boston_J Weapon durability was a mistake. It makes sense for tree branches and early weapons, but having that up to the final boss is a joke. I'm avoiding every single encounter because of this bs.
Re: Feature: The Mysterious Absence Of A Famicom Gem On Switch
FDS games will never be re-released for some obnoxious reason.
Re: Poll: Are You Still Playing Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom?
I'm struggling to keep my interest on it. It's shaping up to be the worst Zelda game I've ever played. I'm glad the rocket + shield trick exists, otherwise I wouldn't finish a single shrine.
Re: Mario Movie Star Chris Pratt Says Sequel News Should Be Coming "Soon"
@Cashews Money is the one and only you need to mention.
Re: Mario Movie Star Chris Pratt Says Sequel News Should Be Coming "Soon"
Hopefully they'll get a better writer in the next movie.
Re: Exclusive: Here's Every Cheat Seed In Shovel Knight Pocket Dungeon's 'Puzzler's Pack' DLC
There is one single thing that would fix this game: not instantly taking damage when attacking enemies.
Re: Star Wars: KOTOR II 'Sith Lords' DLC Cancelled For Nintendo Switch
What a bunch of clowns.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Ikaruga
US would be far superior without the IGN quote. Cringe material.
Re: Surprise! The Mario Movie's Digital Release Is Out Now (US)
@SnakeForce Pretty sure 2010s kids will get all the 80s and 90s references in this movie, it was totally aimed at them.
Re: The Wonderful 101: Remastered's Free Stretch-Goal DLC Is Available Now
@Jacoby Alongside Nier Automata and Bayonetta(s), this is one of the best action games the Switch has to offer.
Re: Sega Looks Set To Raise Its Game Prices Up To $70
Can't wait to buy their $70 shovelware.
Re: Surprise! The Mario Movie's Digital Release Is Out Today (US)
I wish Illumination didn't do this. Horribly paced, bad voice acting (atrocious for Cranky and DK), bad writing, poor choice of usual "le 90s pop/rock songs" for the soundtrack. I guess that's what you expect from Hollywood anyway.
Re: Soapbox: If Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Isn’t Switch’s Swan Song, It Really Should Be
Swan's Song my *ss, they promised us Prime 4.
Re: Random: Sea Of Thieves' Twitter Account 'Won't Shed Any Tears' If You Play Zelda Instead
This game is poorly optimized and poorly designed when it comes to combat, quests etc, but it was fun with friends around. I wish it had the good, old Rare behind it.
Re: Video: Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom
The only review that matters.
Re: Zelda Devs Confirm The Return Of Fan-Favourite Feature In TOTK
People who have already played the game confirmed they're not very different from Divine Beasts. They're just... not called Divine Beasts. The shrines remain as relevant/frequent as they were in BotW. Overworld environmental puzzles and travel gimmicks are the norm in TotK.
Re: LEGO 2K Drive Outlines Year One Seasons And 'Premium Drive Pass' Rewards
Yeah, no. I don't think I will.
Re: Star Gagnant, A Rapid Fire Shmup Supervised By Takahashi Meijin, Blasts Onto Switch Next Week
$38? You mean 38 US dollars? For a shmup?
Don't get me wrong, but this isn't 1995.
Re: 'Double Dragon Gaiden' Announced With Scott Pilgrim-Inspired Visuals And Gameplay
Judging by the developer, it's going to be subpar at best.
Re: Random: Mario Movie Illegal Upload Watched By Millions On Social Media
Good luck hunting illegal movie distribution. Hollywood has been doing it for decades.
Re: UK Charts: Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp Tumbles Out Of The Top Ten
60$ for these is outrageous. Should've been a $40 bundle with a better marketing job.
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp?
It had potential for so much more.
Re: Poll: What Do You Think Of The New Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Font?
They're both terrible. All of those games lack consistency with fonts, backgrounds, color palette, effects etc. In other words, it's your typical Square Enix cheap port. I wish there was a way to play the NES/SNES originals on any modern system these days.
Re: Advance Wars Switch Dev Thanks Fans For Positive Reception, Calls Release A "Life Dream"
Underwhelmed is the right word for how I feel about this remake. It had potential for so much more, better 3D models, better online, better pricing etc. Hopefully it doesn't kill the franchise.
Re: Random: Fan Collects Over 1 Thousand Copies Of The Original Dragon Quest
What an idiot. That's 999 less copies out there. This is something Elon Musk would do and tweet about.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
A real shame the extra year in the fridge did nothing to improve the visuals and online features.
Re: Review: Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster - A Beautiful And Faithful Reimagining Of The Classics
Just got VI and I'm here to confirm: the new "pixel" font is awful. Avoid at all costs if you're a Switch Lite owner, there are better alternatives to play those games.
Re: Review: Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp - A Pair Of Strategy Gems Delightfully Reimagined
@Gs69 Mummy Demastered and Shantae & the Pirate's Curse had some outstanding pixel art (by Konjak IIRC) and they're both done by Wayforward, but somehow they didn't make a single 2D asset for this remake. It would be amazing if we could switch between both styles, like DQ XI or Wonder Boy and the Dragon's Trap.
Reboot Camp still looks alright, but the originals aged gracefully and don't cost a whopping $60, so...
Re: Review: Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp - A Pair Of Strategy Gems Delightfully Reimagined
@Gs69 Pixel art for this series is just as important as it was for Metal Slug. It's now completely removed and redone.
Re: Review: Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp - A Pair Of Strategy Gems Delightfully Reimagined
$60 is still a tough call when you still have the superior GBA versions available anywhere. Hopefully they'll come to Online at some point.
Re: New Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp Trailer Welcomes Back Orange Star
Will the original, superior GBA versions come to Online at some point?
Re: Talking Point: Which Nintendo Franchise Should Illumination Tackle Next?
How about hiring a different studio?
Re: Kloa: Child Of The Forest Is A Beautiful Blend Of Pixel Art, Studio Ghibli, And Zelda
Here we go, another 2D Zelda clone. Yay!
Re: Seth Rogen On Voicing Donkey Kong In The Mario Movie: "It's Gonna Sound Like Me And That's It"
@Ruler-Of-All-Evil Who the hell are you? My mother or something?
Re: Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Series Launches On Switch Later This Month
This is hilarious. They added a pixel font but... it's actually the same small as f* font everyone was complaining since the Mobile/PC release. The colors don't look right.
I guess I'll stick with the SNES originals.
Re: Round Up: The First Impressions Of The Super Mario Bros. Movie Are In
So, it's basically built on "so many easter eggs", "hilarious" and "best family film". I know exactly what to expect from this new Minions installment.
Re: Seth Rogen On Voicing Donkey Kong In The Mario Movie: "It's Gonna Sound Like Me And That's It"
So, it's gonna sound like sh*t. Good to know.
Re: Score Up To 30% Off Selected Shmups In Live Wire's Spring eShop Sale
They're absolutely 10/10 games no one should miss, specially Radiant and Mushi. No one crafts shmups like Cave's or Treasure's anymore.
Re: Poll: How Many 3DS Consoles Have You Owned?
About four models, best one being the original Dream Team silver 3DS.
Re: Review: Have A Nice Death - Delightfully Dark, Brutally Tough Roguelite Action
Pretty sure we never had a Hollow Knight wannabe with a roguelite twist before.