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Re: Nintendo Slays Switch Emulator Ryujinx

eaglebob345

As long as the Switch is the current console, I couldn't care less what happens to these Swtich emulators. It's their own fault for promoting piracy of Switch games. We all know that's not all emulation is for, but that's all it's good for when the console is still active.

Re: Leaker 'Pyoro' Locks Account After Claiming Their Source Works For Nintendo

eaglebob345

I hope every leaker suffers from ingrown toenails, hangnails, cracked cuticles, perpetually stubbed toes, deeply split lips, bouts of constipation and diarrhea, sprained ankles, torn hamstrings, tonsil stones, bedbugs, and blackheads.

Whistle-blowers are one thing, but those who intentionally ruin surprises for clout deserve to suffer every inconvenient ailment possible.

Re: New Paper Mario Survey Reportedly Acknowledges Unique Character Designs

eaglebob345

I wouldn't mind them relaxing their restrictions somewhat, but I can see why they put up so many restrictions in the first place. They need to get rid of the creepy pervs who designed/wrote the dialogue for some these characters. Mario (and you as the player) is subjected to some creepy dialogue and actions from certain characters.

Also, ghost with big lips and an even bigger chest is some creepy fetish stuff. I am far removed from a prude, I enjoy some "games of culture" now and then, but it's encroaching on Xenoblade 2 levels of cringe in this game.

So far, I prefer Origami King to TTYD. I don't care for the battle system in either game.

Re: Talking Point: Should 'Third' Pokémon Games Make A Comeback?

eaglebob345

I would rather have the third version than DLC... but I would much rather have a single complete game/story rather than two infinitely worse stories. Gens 3 and 4 were evidence that the split game concept hinders the games. Emerald and Platinum are my favorite games because they felt like the most complete games, storywise. Just imagine how much better the story of Scarlet and Violet would have been if we were given one complete game exploring both past and future paradox Pokémon. Imagine if we got fully realized Emerald or Platinum remakes for 3DS and Switch rather than the half-formed games we did get. The Legends games are proof that single game releases can work for Pokémon. GF and TPC need acknowledge that and move on from that outdated concept.

Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A Announced, Coming To Switch In 2025

eaglebob345

I'm glad to see it. PLA was a breath of fresh air in-between two not so great mainline entries. I hope they are planning Legends games for each region. Johto, Hoenn, and Unova need some love. I also hope this dispels the incorrect belief that the Legends games are not mainline games.

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Direct Predictions - What Do You Hope To See?

eaglebob345

Are they crossing third party and indie now because, if so, I'm pulling for Coral Island and Little Kitty, Big City. If not, Persona 3 Reload, the new Tomb Raider games (I can hope), Mass Effect Trilogy (hope, hope, hope), 10 years of backlogged CoD games from Microsoft (why not?), HiFi Rush, FFXIII Trilogy (🤷🏽‍♂️), Dragon's Dogma 2, and that new MH game. Ooo, and a new MH Stories. Actual port os the KH games? Xenogears, Xenosaga, Chrono Trigger, and Chrono Trigger 2: Electric Boogaloo? What about that leaked SMT5 game?

Honestly, I don't know what to expect.