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Re: Dispatch Uncensored Physical Switch Release Apparently Not Possible

eaglebob345

@Dang_69 The problem with that comparison is that Corpse Party and Neptunia had "uncensored" releases on the Switch, just not in the West (presumably because of Japan's obsession with... young girls). This game is censored across the board on the Switch consoles by the Japanese CERO standards specifically... which we know because of the PS5 releases. The East and West have strangely different standards, but it is very obvious that Dispatch is only adhering to the Eastern standards.

Re: Dispatch Uncensored Physical Switch Release Apparently Not Possible

eaglebob345

I all lines up with the idea that AdHoc was working on a censored PS5 release and thought they could get away with using that same edited and CERO reviewed version for the Switch consoles. It would be better for them to just admit it instead of trying to hide behind Nintendo's vague statement. Nintendo did their PR speak to not throw AdHoc under the bus, but AdHoc is determined to keep running in front of the bus until it runs them over.

Re: "People Have A Right To Be P****d" - Dispatch Dev Says It Intends To Address "At Least Some" Censored Switch Content

eaglebob345

@Discostew @DarkTron I'm glad other people can read between the lines as I can. AdHoc must have believed us fools that would just accept their backpedaling and finger pointing without asking questions.

How would they be able to work with the company that supposedly censored the game to release it without censorship? 🤔 That is the question of the day. I'm still in support of buying the game, but only if they stop with the finger pointing and release the game with censorship as an option.

Re: "People Have A Right To Be P****d" - Dispatch Dev Says It Intends To Address "At Least Some" Censored Switch Content

eaglebob345

@LEGEND_MARIOID At this point, it's not even about the censorship. It's about AdHoc's inability to admit they messed up while trying to push the blame to Nintendo. The assertion that the devil (Nintendo) made them do it holds no weight when we see it matches the censored release on other consoles.

I'm glad you're enjoying it, though. I hope to as well when AdHoc stops trying to shift blame and just fixes their game.

Re: "People Have A Right To Be P****d" - Dispatch Dev Says It Intends To Address "At Least Some" Censored Switch Content

eaglebob345

Still pointing the finger and not taking full ownership of their unwillingness to create a separate version from the censored Japanese release, I see.

I clocked the PR speak since the first article. If Nintendo were the prudes AdHoc claims they are, we definitely would not have gotten Sir John Phallustiff (Google it).

They need to just accept the blame for their mistake before they get to the point that Nintendo doesn't want to work with them or the fans are tired of their BS.

Re: Nintendo Responds To Dispatch Switch Censorship With Official Statement

eaglebob345

Like I said before:

Imagine censoring your game, but blaming the company that allowed uncensored 🍆🍑😫💦 ON LAUNCH DAY with Cyberpunk 2077. On the cartridge. It probably wouldn't even be that bad if they didn't put those goofy a** black bars in there.

You don't get to point the finger at a company that allowed uncensored Cyberpunk 2077, where you can run around in the nude and hit people with a veiny dildo, then pretend it wasn't you. I'm not buying it unless THEY reverse THEIR decision to censor THEIR game.

Re: Pokémon Developer Game Freak To Reveal More About 'Beast Of Reincarnation' Later This Month

eaglebob345

GF better show they put in the work for whatever Pokémon game they announce next month. Anything less will just prove they took all the money they made from their biggest franchise and made this game, rather than making better Pokémon games. Too little dev time will now be an unacceptable excuse, since this game shows they are able and willing to accept dev help from other studios.

Re: The Game Awards Nominees Announced, Donkey Kong Bananza Up For GOTY

eaglebob345

Why did Death Stranding 2 (we all know how 🙄) and Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 get nominations when they both reviewed worse than Split Fiction? Split Fiction reviewed better both of them and better than their previous game that won GOTY. We all know it SHOULD be the best reviewed game of the year, Hades 2, but it WILL be Clair Obscur: E33.

Re: Talking Point: When Did 'Good Enough' Become Good Enough For Pokémon?

eaglebob345

Around X and Y. That's when content started largely going missing, no post game, no third game, etc. Sun and Moon hit a new low with the Ultra games. Sword and Shield was a step up from those, but was marred by a poor story, poor post-game, TPC double dipping wallets for DLC, and so-so graphics. Scarlet and Violet were a new low in performance and graphics, performing even worse than Legends Arceus, and a step back in mechanics compared to LA.

Re: Rumour: Sony Is Gunning For The Switch 2 With A Handheld, Dockable PS6

eaglebob345

@Ravenmaster Yep. And the gaming media will eat it up and collectively disparage Nintendo until the competitor inevitably fails. That's exactly what happened with the PSP, Vita, and Steam Deck. The PSP was at least successful, it just failed to defeat the DS. The Vita failed completely and the Steam Deck is basically a lost cause.

Re: Rumour: Sony Is Gunning For The Switch 2 With A Handheld, Dockable PS6

eaglebob345

I'll pass. With Sony's poor showing and lack of support on the Vita, I'm surprised they are even trying. The appeal of the Switch is the hybrid nature of it, giving the best of both worlds from handhelds and home consoles in one. They can barely support their VR peripheral for the PS4/5, and they failed miserably on the Vita. They probably won't be able to effectively support a new handheld/Hybrid.

Re: Abxylute's $1,700 Handheld PC Resurrects 3DS's Glasses-Free 3D, But Using Mario To Promote It Might Not Be The Best Idea

eaglebob345

This feels like a "Tony Stark built this in a cave... with a box of scraps!" moment. $1700 in 2025 to do what the 3DS did for $250 nearly a decade and a half ago is laughable. I don't care what resolution the screen is or what's under the hood. It should not be $1700. And don't even get me started on those cybertuck-esque fauxcon attached to it.

Re: Opinion: We Need To Talk About X Games

eaglebob345

It annoys me when people say eks or cross unnecessarily. There are times when it is needed, like Xenoblade X (cross) or Street Fighter X (cross) Tekken. Other than that, names like Sonic X Shadow, Spy X Family, and Hunter X Hunter should just skip it completely.