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Re: Mario Movie Posters Appear To Have Leaked Online, First Look At Peach & More

Tsuchinoko

Oh god Luigi looks even weirder than Mario. And geeze, with that city picture are they AGAIN going for that tired storyline in all of these adaptations of "main character is from the REAL (our) world and gets transported to the fantasy world that the original movie did, only animated? Its just as old as the reverse "main character is from fantasy world but enters our universe oooh meta" that the smurfs movie, sonic, fat albert, and many others did because fish out of water stories are the only way these writers know how to adapt things. Enchanted wasnt even an adaptation but was all about storylines like this.

Re: Resident Evil 2, 3 And 7 Cloud Lock In Nintendo Switch Release Dates

Tsuchinoko

I know a lot of you have been moaning about the cloud versions, and i havent heard good things about the KH games on switch, but just my own personal experience i live in japan and have played RE7 multiple times since it was released here on switch a couple years back and it played beautifully, smooth, and i never encountered any problems with it. Im really excited to finally get to play these other RE games i just hope they play as well as 7 does.

Re: Here's What's Coming In Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Expansion Pass Wave 2

Tsuchinoko

Look, as a seasoned member of the alphabet mafia, i've never had a problem if they have swimsuits or skimpy outfits for characters in games, as long as its equal opportunity. Like, its just really weird first of all (looking at you DoA and earlier MK entries) if the girls basically are wearing two strips of duct tape and the guys are in full head to toe armor. If the female characters get jiggly with it have the guys shirtless and flexing its only fair.

Also i really wasnt expecting Noah to be that ripped.

Re: Poll: So, What’s Your Verdict On The Mario Movie Trailer?

Tsuchinoko

Honestly, if little kids like it, thats great. And if their parents are the type that would have seen it anyway then it could be a fun family outing. I'm not one that even acknowledges movie adaptations of video games, they never feel right and i'd get more out of just playing the actual games. I was never going to see this anyway. My feelings on pratt and "mario's" weird face aside, if the majority of you guys are excited, thats awesome. Enjoy yourselves.

@Foff you're assuming pratt has the acting chops to pull off an italian accent, real or cartoony. If thats what they wanted, they would have just paid Martinet a fat check and hired him.

Re: Review: Kingdom Hearts - HD 1.5 + 2.5 ReMix - Cloud Version - The Worst Way To Play These Games

Tsuchinoko

Just playing devils advocate one more time on these switch cloud versions, i live in japan and have just the most basic internet connection at my apartment, and have played through the RE7 cloud version several times and have never run into slowdown or crashes. The game plays beautifully. I don't know if the infrastructure or connection capability is just not up to par in most of america/europe but i wouldnt blame cloud technology in and of itself.

But yes i agree, theres no reason KH 1 and 2 arent ports thats a weird choice.

Re: Mother 4 "Unofficial Fan Project" Revealed, Here's Your First Look

Tsuchinoko

@GoshJosh i get that its fine. The Mother series isn't even cancelled or ignored like i hear some people say, its concluded to the satisfaction of its creator. But if these guys just feel nostalgic and want to do all this work for something that COULD stand on its own but they're adamant about keeping that title, thats fine, wish them the best.

Re: Mother 4 "Unofficial Fan Project" Revealed, Here's Your First Look

Tsuchinoko

I personally think Mother 3 ended in a way that completes the series beautifully and there's no need for any more games. It's finished. But Itoi said he personally doesn't mind fan games and wouldn't get in the way. Still, why not just go for the inspired by route, be upfront about it, but make your own thing? Especially if it's good enough you can profit of it and get it to more people. As a fan game that bills itself as an unofficial sequel it's really got nowhere to go.