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DisneyBox coming soon! Yes, it can run DOOM.

The best of the single-word abbreviations of Zelda titles.

One
Two
Ocarina
Twilight
Skyward
Tears
BRETTADEWAHH

It hasn't left my brain, just like when I saw the word 'Splatoon' for the first time I couldn't stop saying it in a Jim Ross voice. Still can't!

For it to be scrapped and replaced by something actually cool... I keed, I keed! It will most likely sell a ton if they manufacture enough to go around.

Swing and a miss!

Pikmin 4 was like a fever dream. I steamrolled it in like 10 or 11 days. I haven't been hooked that hard since Mario Odyssey, which I 100%ed in i think two weeks.

Not serious at all, but it's a fun thought:

Two screen clamshell, stereoscopic 3D

3D Switch-2

3DS-2

Was that the severed Dracula head from Issue #2?!?!

That is friggin bitchen Camaro, dude!!!

Made it in before the discussion devolved into the usual "two minutes of hate" from 1984 directed towards LRG. Great interview!

@Rambler

You win the thread with Fritz the Cat!!

The one that rhymes with "Boonskin" might make a decent game as well.

Rated M for Mature

"...podcast in which the host claims to have been told..."

That's Journalism, baby!!

So, the black space goo from The X-Files, then?

Now do this one!

What???

Japan is so much cooler!

Here's hoping the physical release has a reversible cover. sips beer

For exactly one split second, I thought the title said "fleshy" instead of "flashy".

I had a good chuckle.

We have the Nam 1975-style scaler scroller from Konami at our local arcade. It's pretty fun!

Highly unlikely but it would rule if they threw in a couple shooter levels to spice things up. GIJoe is all about dem badass guns and vehicles, after all.

Also, where in the heck is Sargeant Slaughter??

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Logo, key art and screenshots all look great! It's rare when all three hit the mark.

So you're saying there are people out there getting paid like 2-3x more than me to sit in a cubicle playing Switch all day, just because they could afford to go to college. What a bunch of crap!!

🎵 A mustache, a mustache, if you only had a mustache 🎵

I initially read the fresh, new proplay thing as "we used the actual players for motion capture" and I was like, Zen Nippon Puroresu Featuring Virtua on Sega Saturn says hello!

Mostly old educational PC stuff from elementary school computer class in the 90s, but I'm pretty sure I remember all of it.

Spelunx
Odell Down Under
Kid Pix
The 'Munchers' series
The 'Super Solvers' series
The 'Trail' series

But the MECC educational giant floppy disk jams for green screen Apple ii, those I would have to dig around a bit to come up with a title.

Oh dang, I just remembered Glider! Now that's a tasty jam.

Can't wait for the Elementary School Class Room Temper Tantrum DLC

Take your hat off, boy, it's a dollar bill!!

Yokai Watch biding its time for the eventual reboot.

RCMADIAX has stepped up their game.

Almost got into One Piece. Then I found out the name of the protagonist. Dodged a 1000-episode, life-consuming bullet with that one!

So who gets to take the inaugural No. 2 in building No. 2?

Between this and the phallic Chinpokomon, we'll be through Carlin's List by the end of the day.

They must not be legally allowed to utter or write the words "Tecmo Super Bowl".

It was more stat-driven and simulation-style than the original. Better soundtrack. Better everything, really.

Even if it doesn't get there, the Switch still did pretty well without being an EA Sports / porn DVD machine.

I imagine someone X-Acto knifing these games open next to a pallet of Majora's Mask 3DSes, Fire Emblem Fates Special Editions and Pyra/Mythra Amiibos.

First time this happened to me was with Red Dead Redemption.

Every time I saw a flower growing along the interstate I'd have to fight the urge to slam the brakes and investigate.

Sonic meets the cast of U.S. Acres

Manon from Medal of Honor Underground driving a German halftrack through Occupied Paris.

Let's gooooooooo

These got snapped up faster than Xeno 3 Special Edition. Vanished as soon as they arrived.

Hell yeah, forgot about Evermore.

Now do Cats!

There's Chester Cheetah, Mario 3D World annnnnd........

Welp, that's all of em.

DLC character reveal:

A walking, talking BloodStorm arcade cabinet

DK '94 / Mario vs DK (no minis!)
Solar Striker
Devil World
Excitebike
Murasame Castle

Oh yeah, can't forget about
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru!!
Say that ten times fast!

@its_luke_c

Bob Seger's management wouldn't allow it.

Vigilante 8 and 2nd Offense would rule.

Syphon Filter 1&2 would as well.

Hell, throw us some Armored Core and Medievil while you're at it.

I have a Sharp Twin Famicom Turbo and a few gems. It's pretty rad:
Battletoads (with easier difficulty)
Crisis Force
Duck Tales 2
Gun Nac
Turtles Manhattan Project
Yume Penguin Monogatari

It's a big, important weekend I guess! The two most influential parts of my childhood--the Famicom and Metallica Kill Em All--turn 40, and I'm laying drums down for a record. It's all coming together...

Check out the band Electric Assault!

The narrator wasn't as over-the-top as previous Inti Creates trailers. That was my favorite part!

Also, go Team Cat!!

I feel like Tears is going to get the Xenoblade 3 cold shoulder at the Game Awards in December.

@Chinesus

It exists! The band is called Five Finger Butt Punch.

1991 Konami, please come back.....

I largely ignored the series until I got hooked by the XI S demo. The cutscenes are the best looking graphics I've seen the Switch pull off! It's awesome that Mario RPG is getting the same treatment.

Anyway, I played through the full game, but stopped short of all the post-game stuff. It was essentially a 300-floppy-disk-deep 1980s computer text and menu navigation adventure when you strip away the awesome visuals.

It was badass, but 80 hours at that point was enough for me. Stoked for XII!

The prison conversation from the movie "Office Space" was looping through my head reading this article.

Will it be "white collar minimum security resort" or "federal pound-me-in-the-A prison"?