A tripwire and a couple of claymores would have made quick work of that. Or maybe a trap door into a punji spike pit in the basement. Sorry, been watching a lot of Vietnam War movies and television shows.
Still on the fence on this one. I know for a fact I will dig the gameplay mechanics, I'm just not sure about everything else. The whole "mental health" angle seems a little, I don't know... pandering? Can't quite put my finger on it. It seems to have earned all of its accolades, though.
Now if it was about Metal Health--of the axe-grinding, pile-driving variety--I'd be all 'bout 'bout it!
"Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved an all-digital future."
Curse Crackers isn't on the list, but it's down to $9 right now. Gonna 'have a punt' as they say in the ol' commonwealth. Another retro gem that this site kind of overlooked on the review front.
I'm stoked on all of this, but the 2D ones look like a Flash browser game from 20 years ago. They didn't go far enough backward!
Pixels lovingly crafted into animated sprites and backgrounds demonstrate a lot more soul and skill than running a series of sketches through a scanner. Unless you go full Cuphead it just looks cheap.
My only concern with a new Crazy Taxi would be the soundtrack. Not a whole lot of 'popular' rock music has come out since 1999 that isn't hot garbage. If they keep it pre-2000, it has a chance.
The gameplay for all of these will still be awesome, even if they bork the audiovisual aesthetic.
Search for SpeedRun on bandcamp dot com if you want to hear a nearly decade-old recording of us blundering our way through the entire MMX soundtrack, title screen to end credits, on rock and roll guitars and drums. It's a fun one!
Just finished Xenoblade 3: Future Connected last night.
Xenoblade X back in 2015 was my first foray into the JRPG realm, followed by 2, 1, then finally 3, with a tangent into Xenogears at some point in between.
Over 1000 hours of gameplay later, I gotta say.... What a ride!! Favorite game series for sure.
When people ask what my favorite anime is, since I know next to FA about the genre, the Xeno series tends to be my answer. I'll take it over 1000 hours of One Piece any day of the week!
This morning I hit up the Wayback Machine and dug up the old Iwata Asks interview for XCX, now I want to start that one over again.
The Skells in that game we're extremely badass and in hindsight I had no idea what I was doing during my first playthrough when it came to combat.
🎵 Well you're not hardcore (No, you're not hardcore) Unless you live hardcore (Unless you live hardcore) And the legend Of Z-Targeting Is way hardcooooore! 🎵
Renew the Daytona license, re-release the old titles in enhanced form, then bring in Eric Martin to inject more 80s Hair into the theme song for a Brand New Daytona title!!
I love shooters! Vertical, horizontal, doesn't matter. I would consider myself "better than bad", but most of them are too difficult, even on the easiest setting.
My favorite might be Crisis Force, mostly because I can usually manage to beat the dang thing, even with a couple beers in me.
Just conquered this one. It nails the PC Engine CD vibe pretty well!
It keeps a score and rank for every level, but it doesn't combine them all after the game is beaten.
It's not really that difficult, the jump kick and the portal weapon are your best friends. I'm honestly having more trouble with Panzer Paladin than I had with this.
It would be rad as hell if they ported this to PCE CD or maybe the Sega CD / Saturn. I don't think they would have to change much.
Best Zelda 2 memory: growing up watching my oldest brother play through most of it with Def Leppard High N Dry and Ozzy No More Tears playing on repeat. I also watched my neighbor's dad actually beat the dang thing.
My personal best for Zelda 2 on original hardware, no Game Genie, is just over 3 hours.
Never had Castlevania 2 growing up, but a more recent memory involves having the band Night Demon crash at our place. We partied all night until it was just the singer Jarvis and myself still awake.
It was right after the NES Mini came out, and Castlevania 2 was the title he chose to play. It was pretty damn rad.
There's another one on Switch that hasn't been mentioned. It's Demon's Tilt!! The sort-of spiritual successor to Alien Crush and Devil's Crush. Great stuff.
Also, special mention goes out to a title that will likely never be re-released in any form. I'm talkin about Crue Ball for the Genesis! Published by pre-Madden Electronic Arts.
It doesn't play the best, but it came with this badass Motley Crue sticker, sooo.... worth it!
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Re: Cyberpunk Detective RPG 'Neon Blood' Slinks Onto Switch Later This Year
🎵 "Pixel Rain..." 🎵
Looks fairly decent!
Re: Random: Thieves Rob 35,000 Pokémon Cards From California Store
A tripwire and a couple of claymores would have made quick work of that. Or maybe a trap door into a punji spike pit in the basement. Sorry, been watching a lot of Vietnam War movies and television shows.
Re: Splatoon 3's Weekend-Themed Splatfest Kicks Off Later This Month
Megadeth - Good Mourning... Black Friday
Def Leppard - Saturday Night High N Dry
and a tie between The Monkees - Pleasant Valley Sunday and Spanky & Our Gang - Sunday Will Never Be The Same
Re: Zelda amiibo Are Getting Restocked, Pre-Orders Now Live (US)
Dang, no Young Link.. the only one I'm missing. Blast you, retailer exclusives!
Re: Celeste Devs Making "Something Small But Cool" For 6th Anniversary
Still on the fence on this one. I know for a fact I will dig the gameplay mechanics, I'm just not sure about everything else. The whole "mental health" angle seems a little, I don't know... pandering? Can't quite put my finger on it. It seems to have earned all of its accolades, though.
Now if it was about Metal Health--of the axe-grinding, pile-driving variety--I'd be all 'bout 'bout it!
Re: Nintendo Celebrates Switch In Style With Packed Taipei Game Show Booth
The taped fists, hot glue and broken glass flowed like water!
Re: Whimsical Indie Game 'UDO' Is Giving Off Heavy 'Downwell' Vibes
🎵 You got your Drills to the Ground, man!
Drilllls toooo the Grouuuund! 🎵
Re: Surprise! Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Is Getting Even More New Spirits
Where's Bobson Dugnutt from Fighting Baseball?
Re: Inti Creates' Umbraclaw Brings Side-Scrolling Action And Cat Reincarnation To Switch This May
Cats number one! Go Team Cat!!
Re: Princess Peach: Showtime! Trailer Reveals Ninja Peach And Cowgirl Peach
@Uncle_Franklin
You beat me to it! Coming soon: Reverse Cowgirl Peach and/or something involving My Little Pony.
Re: Hands On: WaterField's $380 Tech Folio Backpack – The Ultimate Gamer's Bag?
There's room for a sippie cup, but what about my baggie of Cheerios??
Re: Square Enix To Slim Down Its Gaming Lineup To Ensure Higher Quality
Welp, off to ebay to finally pick up Live A Live and Triangle Strategy before they quadruple in price.
Re: Mini Review: Turnip Boy Robs A Bank (Switch) - A Faulty Frame Rate Foils This Fun Caper
Can't wait for the sequel, "Turnip Boy Uses Cryptocurrency to Traffick Humans".
Re: Players Need To Start "Feeling Comfortable" With Not Owning Games, Says Ubisoft Subs Boss
"Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved an all-digital future."
Re: Poll: How Often Do You Trade-In Your Switch Games?
Re: Pokémon Developer Game Freak Trademarks 'PAND LAND'
Panderverse was already taken by South Park.
Re: Best Retro Throwback Nintendo Switch Games - Modern Games With Old-School Style
Great list! Plenty of legit slappers in here.
Ninja Warriors, but no Wild Arms?
Also I'm gonna beat these to death until Nlife acknowledges their existence:
Prison City and Curse Crackers, dangit!!!
Re: Hamster Corporation Reveals Its Final Arcade Archives Release Of 2023
@rushiosan
Mystic Warriors just came out! It's Sunsetriders with ninjas.
Re: Feature: The Best Hidden Gems And Underrated Switch Games Of 2023
Curse Crackers
Gravity Circuit
Prison City
Re: Save Up To 75% In The Hits For The Holiday Nintendo eShop Sale (North America)
Curse Crackers isn't on the list, but it's down to $9 right now. Gonna 'have a punt' as they say in the ol' commonwealth. Another retro gem that this site kind of overlooked on the review front.
Re: Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection's Next Update Launches "Early" January 2024
I too have the PS3 collection, but my disc drive went to hell!
Fun fact, MGS1 and VR Missions weren't on the disc, it was an insert with a couple download codes.
So we still have yet to see a complete release for this run of titles. It seems about as likely as a Parodius collection at this point.
Re: Sega Reveals New Details For Shinobi, Jet Set Radio, Streets Of Rage Revivals
I'm stoked on all of this, but the 2D ones look like a Flash browser game from 20 years ago. They didn't go far enough backward!
Pixels lovingly crafted into animated sprites and backgrounds demonstrate a lot more soul and skill than running a series of sketches through a scanner. Unless you go full Cuphead it just looks cheap.
My only concern with a new Crazy Taxi would be the soundtrack. Not a whole lot of 'popular' rock music has come out since 1999 that isn't hot garbage. If they keep it pre-2000, it has a chance.
The gameplay for all of these will still be awesome, even if they bork the audiovisual aesthetic.
Re: Soapbox: Chants Of Sennaar Is The GOTY Candidate That Nobody Is Talking About
This got a review but not Prison City.. Is it because you got a copy for free?
Re: Level-5 Submits 'Ghost Craft' Trademark In The US
StarCraft Ghost HD comfirmed
Re: Fighters From Smash Bros. For 3DS Were Leaked By Former NoA Employee's Child
That'll show him for taking away my 3DS!
Re: Mini Review: Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator (Switch) - A Potent Brew, But An Unrefined Port
Breaking Bad simulator.
🎵 Crystal Blue Persuasion
ahhh haaa
It's the new vi-bra-tion 🎵
Re: Random: Luigi's Mansion 2 Was Inspired By The British Sitcom 'Mr. Bean'
Ha, that's great!! And if you're not down with that, he's got a message for you:
Re: Spike Chunsoft's Annual Survey Wants To Know More About Your Gaming Interests
Demake Fire Pro World down to Saturn or PS2 standards. The HD sprites just look strange to me.
Re: Soapbox: Mega Man X's Tutorial Is The Perfect Intro To Capcom's Sublime Sub-Series
Search for SpeedRun on bandcamp dot com if you want to hear a nearly decade-old recording of us blundering our way through the entire MMX soundtrack, title screen to end credits, on rock and roll guitars and drums. It's a fun one!
Re: Sea Of Stars Has Reached More Than 4 Million Players In 4 Months
Ahh, DLC, so the physical version is still like a year or two away.
Re: Review: Dodonpachi DaiOuJou Blissful Death Re:Incarnation (Switch) - Poetic Bullet-Hell Perfection
Roll on, Super Easy Mode, wooo!!
Re: Poll: Rate Your Favourite Switch Games Of The Year 2023
Just finished Xenoblade 3: Future Connected last night.
Xenoblade X back in 2015 was my first foray into the JRPG realm, followed by 2, 1, then finally 3, with a tangent into Xenogears at some point in between.
Over 1000 hours of gameplay later, I gotta say.... What a ride!! Favorite game series for sure.
When people ask what my favorite anime is, since I know next to FA about the genre, the Xeno series tends to be my answer. I'll take it over 1000 hours of One Piece any day of the week!
This morning I hit up the Wayback Machine and dug up the old Iwata Asks interview for XCX, now I want to start that one over again.
The Skells in that game we're extremely badass and in hindsight I had no idea what I was doing during my first playthrough when it came to combat.
Re: Site News: Got A Second To Fill Out Our Reader Survey?
I have a request:
Put down Dreamlight Valley for two seconds and give us a review for Prison City!!
Re: Undertale Creator Toby Fox Remixed Ed Sheeran's Pokémon Song In The New Scarlet & Violet DLC
Re: LEGO Fortnite, Rocket Racing, Fornite Festival - Which Is Best? Everything You Need To Know
[Mutters like Sideshow Bob]
Re: Grab A Special Gimmighoul In The Latest Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Distribution
That word looks like how the FBI (Full-Blooded Italian folks) say 'capicola'.
Re: E3 Has Been Cancelled, Permanently
Cool, now bring back Winter CES in Vegas and Summer CES in Chicago.
Re: 3DS Title Fragrant Story Launches "Free DLC Expansion" Papaya's Path Today
Reminds me of the NA release of Earthbound with the scratch and sniff. "This game stinks!"
Re: Zelda-Style Z-Targeting Was Apparently "Too Hardcore" For LEGO Fortnite
🎵 Well you're not hardcore
(No, you're not hardcore)
Unless you live hardcore
(Unless you live hardcore)
And the legend
Of Z-Targeting
Is way hardcooooore! 🎵
Re: Sega Plans To Revive Even "More" Legacy Franchises
Renew the Daytona license, re-release the old titles in enhanced form, then bring in Eric Martin to inject more 80s Hair into the theme song for a Brand New Daytona title!!
Re: Random: The Game Awards Urged Eiji Aonuma To 'Wrap Up' Zelda Acceptance Speech
Re: Round Up: Every Switch Announcement At Day Of The Devs - The Game Awards 2023 Edition
@Anachronism
It's not getting old, it's getting wise! I have noticed the same thing in the past decade.
Re: Talking Point: What Are The Worst Parts Of Your Favourite Games?
I love shooters! Vertical, horizontal, doesn't matter. I would consider myself "better than bad", but most of them are too difficult, even on the easiest setting.
My favorite might be Crisis Force, mostly because I can usually manage to beat the dang thing, even with a couple beers in me.
Re: Zelda Movie Director Wants Film To Feel Like "Live-Action Miyazaki"
So.. Young Link confirmed, then?
Re: Super Nintendo World Donkey Kong Country Expansion Opening Spring 2024
We got our Dankey Kang, now we just need Legend of Zorldo.
Re: Review: Vengeful Guardian: Moonrider (Switch) - Drop-Dead Gorgeous, Neo-Retro Action Platforming
Just conquered this one. It nails the PC Engine CD vibe pretty well!
It keeps a score and rank for every level, but it doesn't combine them all after the game is beaten.
It's not really that difficult, the jump kick and the portal weapon are your best friends. I'm honestly having more trouble with Panzer Paladin than I had with this.
It would be rad as hell if they ported this to PCE CD or maybe the Sega CD / Saturn. I don't think they would have to change much.
Re: Soapbox: Zelda II: The Adventure Of Link Taught Me The Value Of Perseverance
This image seems fitting:
Death: The Sound of Perseverance
Very, very good record if you haven't heard it.
Re: Anniversary: Zelda II And Castlevania II Both Turn 35 This Month
Best Zelda 2 memory: growing up watching my oldest brother play through most of it with Def Leppard High N Dry and Ozzy No More Tears playing on repeat. I also watched my neighbor's dad actually beat the dang thing.
My personal best for Zelda 2 on original hardware, no Game Genie, is just over 3 hours.
Never had Castlevania 2 growing up, but a more recent memory involves having the band Night Demon crash at our place. We partied all night until it was just the singer Jarvis and myself still awake.
It was right after the NES Mini came out, and Castlevania 2 was the title he chose to play. It was pretty damn rad.
Check out Night Demon, they rule!
Re: Cute Cat RPG 'Cattails: Wildwood Story' Snuggles Onto Switch Today
@ArcadianLegend99
Daaaaang that reminded me of a manga I came across in my anime warehouse days. It took me forever to remember the title.
It's Nyankees! Street cats occasionally depicted as hard-azz street gang humans. Now that would make a sick game! Kunio Kun x CATS
Re: Best Nintendo Pinball Games
There's another one on Switch that hasn't been mentioned. It's Demon's Tilt!! The sort-of spiritual successor to Alien Crush and Devil's Crush. Great stuff.
Also, special mention goes out to a title that will likely never be re-released in any form. I'm talkin about Crue Ball for the Genesis! Published by pre-Madden Electronic Arts.
It doesn't play the best, but it came with this badass Motley Crue sticker, sooo.... worth it!