In a world where most non exclusive AAA games aren't even good anymore, does it even matter if it can't play those? I just hope it can do Monster Hunter, that belongs on a portable imo
Man, we used to play F-Zero back in the day by riding our bikes around the school fast and trying to kick each other off the bikes. I don't know why we called it F-Zero. I remember getting the first F-Zero with the old Super Nintendo, before it turned yellow...Always been an F-Zero fan. F-Zero. The N64 Sub-Zero was pretty fun, but hard as a diamond coated in titanium on a biscuit of hardtack. And the GameCube one, hoo boy. They should make an F-Zero where you shoot rockets at the other pilots. Rockets and oil slicks. And like an energy shield or something. But then it would just be Wipeout, I guess. Wipeout XL was a good game too. But F-Zero was more gooder for the MEMORIES. Captain Falcon was a pretty cool dude. He arrest all the bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything.
Got that Unicorn Overlord Super Duper Giga Edition on the pre order. Here's hoping it sparks interest in a new Ogre Battle from those squares at Square!
Are there any N3DS limited editions coming out in the US? If not, I'm going to buy a red one, but I don't-a want-a buyer's re-amorse. Yaknowhatimsayin?
Games are as addictive as heroin? I have no idea what you're talking about. Now here, hold this syringe for a sec, I have to cook this MH3U disc down in this spoon. Inject it between my toes, my mom checks my arms!
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Re: Monster Hunter Wilds Sales Hit The Brakes So Hard Last Quarter, Even 'Rise' Outsold It
the best monster hunters are portable,
Re: Monster Hunter Wilds Brings The Hunt To Street Fighter 6 In New "Limited-Time" Collab Event
capcom please make monster hunt for switch 2 capcpm pls
Re: Feature: 33 Games With 'Secret' Performance Bumps You Should Revisit On Switch 2
The 3D Disgaea games work a lot better now
Re: Miyamoto Views Games As 'Products', Not 'Works Of Art', Says Ex-Nintendo Dev
Mario Paint is art
Re: iFixit Performs A Full Teardown Of Nintendo's "P**s-Poor" Pro Controller
L3 and R3 have been a disaster for the modern controller
Re: Poll: So, Did You Order A Nintendo Switch 2?
preordered april 2nd from nintendo's website
still no switch 2
Re: Talking Point: Are You Ghosting Switch 1 To Save Yourself For Switch 2?
Still no confirmation email from Nintendo so i probably wont get switch 2 for a while ðŸ˜
Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Direct April 2025 - Every Announcement, Game Reveal & Trailer
New console reveals are always exciting...
Hope to get the invitation e-mail soon!
Re: Opinion: With Forecasts Slashed (Again), Absolutely Everyone's Antsy For Switch 2 ASAP
Mario turns 40 this year, I bet they got somethin' up their sleeve. New 3D Mario game alongside Switch 2? Reply hazy, try again later.
Re: 'Fae Farm' Developer Phoenix Labs Lays Off "The Majority Of The Studio"
They be remembered are some of the business for yes
Re: Feature: 8 Games That Defined The Switch Generation
What a generation
Re: Rumour: Switch Virtual Console Was Apparently Nintendo's "Original Plan"
In the Berenstein universe they got this. And why isn't Ogre Battle(s) on NSO yet maaaaaaan?
Re: Tech Fans Have Gone Full 'Layton' In Analysing The 'Switch 2' Motherboard
In a world where most non exclusive AAA games aren't even good anymore, does it even matter if it can't play those? I just hope it can do Monster Hunter, that belongs on a portable imo
Re: Video: Antonblast Switch eShop Review - Is This Wario Land-Inspired Indie Worth It?
There can never be too many Wario Lands
Re: Random: Balatro Fans Start The Ultimate Debate: Is That Jimbo's Clown Ruff Or Tiny Body?
I sure hope it's his ruff but now I'm going to think about it when I play, so thanks for that lol
Re: 'Frosty Fest' Returns To Splatoon 3 Next Month With A Seasonal Splatfest And More Free Gear
Money can buy experiences and presents! Money can do anything...money money money money
Re: 'Nintendo Music' Adds A Huge Zelda Soundtrack, Here's Every Song Included
I hope they add the 8 bit soundtracks eventually
Re: Reaction: The Game Awards Left Us With One Big Question: Will Any Of This Run On Switch 2?
If it doesn't, no big loss yeeeeesh
Re: Ex-PlayStation Boss Questions Future Of Consoles, But Not Nintendo Hardware
Compooter and the latest Nintendo is all I need. Don't miss what the other consoles have become..
Re: Sony May Be Plotting A New PSP To Compete With Nintendo's 'Switch 2'
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Re: Review: Crow Country (Switch) - A PS1-Style Horror Homage That Blends Old With New
Nice glad I held off on getting it
Re: Nintendo Asks Switch Online Playtest Program Participants To "Not Discuss Or Disclose Content"
What could it beeee? Miiverse 2? Matchmaking for the games on NSO? Nothing? I was too slow to get in
Re: One Of The Best Horror Games In Recent Years Is Coming To Switch This Month
Awesome, really wanted to play this! Just in time for Halloweenus too
Re: Final Fantasy Creator Jokes That He "Cheated On Nintendo" With PlayStation
Well, we ended up getting the best Final Fantasy game anyway.
Re: Pizza Tower Finally Dashes Onto Switch Today
About time! PIZZA time! Insta-buy babyyyyy
Re: Dead By Daylight Teases New Castlevania Chapter
Castlevania collabs goin craaaaazy right now
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (6th April)
Unicorn Overlord, finally getting the hang of setting up units, man this game is long and gets better the more you play it
Re: Review: F-Zero Maximum Velocity (GBA) - The First Portable F-Zero Still Holds Up
Man, we used to play F-Zero back in the day by riding our bikes around the school fast and trying to kick each other off the bikes. I don't know why we called it F-Zero. I remember getting the first F-Zero with the old Super Nintendo, before it turned yellow...Always been an F-Zero fan. F-Zero. The N64 Sub-Zero was pretty fun, but hard as a diamond coated in titanium on a biscuit of hardtack. And the GameCube one, hoo boy. They should make an F-Zero where you shoot rockets at the other pilots. Rockets and oil slicks. And like an energy shield or something. But then it would just be Wipeout, I guess. Wipeout XL was a good game too. But F-Zero was more gooder for the MEMORIES. Captain Falcon was a pretty cool dude. He arrest all the bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything.
Re: Feature: Pepper Grinder's Solo Dev Digs Into Scope, Smash Bros. & "Crunchy Feedback"
Imma buy de game
Re: Review: Pepper Grinder (Switch) - A Cracking Platformer That Drills Down & Strikes Gold
Hell yeah Devolver
Re: Japanese Charts: Unicorn Overlord Dominates In Its Debut Week
Awesome, well deserved. Great game.
Re: Review: Contra: Operation Galuga (Switch) - Does The Series Proud, But Best Played Elsewhere
Wayforward always does this lol
Re: Review: Unicorn Overlord (Switch) - A Crowning Tactical RPG Achievement For Vanillaware
Been looking forward to this
Re: 30 Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games To Look Forward To In 2024
Got that Unicorn Overlord Super Duper Giga Edition on the pre order. Here's hoping it sparks interest in a new Ogre Battle from those squares at Square!
Re: Talking Point: What Classic Sega Franchises Do You Want To See Rebooted?
Sword of Vermilion
Re: Sega Plans To Revive Even "More" Legacy Franchises
Sword of Vermilion could use a new game
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online N64 Library With Three More Titles
This good but Grug want Ogre Battle and Ogre Battle 64 give Grug what Grug want
Re: Splatfest Details Are Confirmed for 18th July Splatoon Battles
Team Roller Coasters!
And.. sleep...zzzzz........
Re: Metallic Blue New Nintendo 3DS XL Looks Set for North American Release
Are there any N3DS limited editions coming out in the US? If not, I'm going to buy a red one, but I don't-a want-a buyer's re-amorse. Yaknowhatimsayin?
Re: Video: Take A Look At The Evolution Of Fairies In The Legend Of Zelda Series
The best fairy is the big fat fairy in the Dark World. She gives you a gnarly sword and the silver arrows!
Re: Weirdness: Mayweather vs Pacquiao Gets the Punch-Out!! Treatment, Again
There's no blueprint on how to beat my hugs.
Re: Yooka-Laylee Kickstarter Campaign Smashes Its Funding Goal In Less Than An Hour
Let this be a lesson to the major publishers.
If you make games people WANT to play, they will respond with MONEYS!
Re: Video: Watch These Teenagers As They're Exposed To The NES
Looks like the world has passed me by...
Re: The Gypceros Returns in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Heavy Bowgun with flame shot on his stretchy tail...very short fight.
Re: Captain Falcon, Lucina and Robin All Join The Super Smash Bros. Roster
The avatar character in Awakening is named Robin? I never knew that. Mine had my name.
Re: Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures Is Leaping To The Wii U And 3DS "Very Soon"
I'd rather play this than have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
Re: New Fighter for Super Smash Bros. to be Revealed on 14th July
If it's not Simon Belmont, I'm going to fill my pants.
Re: British Tabloid The Sun Brands Gaming "As Addictive As Heroin"
Games are as addictive as heroin? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Now here, hold this syringe for a sec, I have to cook this MH3U disc down in this spoon.
Inject it between my toes, my mom checks my arms!
Re: Learn How To Be a Fighting Game Master With This Free eBook
So no learning how to crush man's head like sparrow egg between thighs? Maybe next time.
Re: Review: Farming Simulator 14 (3DS)
So it seems NL has "produced" a "fair" score.
That's right, agriculture puns.