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Re: Review: F-Zero Maximum Velocity (GBA) - The First Portable F-Zero Still Holds Up

Marthstache

Man, we used to play F-Zero back in the day by riding our bikes around the school fast and trying to kick each other off the bikes. I don't know why we called it F-Zero. I remember getting the first F-Zero with the old Super Nintendo, before it turned yellow...Always been an F-Zero fan. F-Zero. The N64 Sub-Zero was pretty fun, but hard as a diamond coated in titanium on a biscuit of hardtack. And the GameCube one, hoo boy. They should make an F-Zero where you shoot rockets at the other pilots. Rockets and oil slicks. And like an energy shield or something. But then it would just be Wipeout, I guess. Wipeout XL was a good game too. But F-Zero was more gooder for the MEMORIES. Captain Falcon was a pretty cool dude. He arrest all the bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything.