Marthstache

I remember when video games used to be fun.

It probably wouldn't even have online if it came out for WiiU.

The last time I ever went to Gamestop was when GBA was the reigning king of handhelds, and I went to buy Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. So, I go up to the guy and ask for the game, and he's all like "Awww man sorry bro the last one we have is the floor model, but lookie here we have the game box!"
So he goes and boxes it up, and went and rang it up as full price. And I said, "Hey, wait a minute pal, you're charging me full price for a game that was already opened?" And he's all like "Yeah bro man, it's just as good as new! Fully guaranteed!"
And I was all NOPE.AVI
And that was the last time I ever went to Gamestop. I send my wife as a last ditch effort if I can't find a game at Target or somewhere like that. Let her deal with their constantly trying to get you to pay for extra crap.

Gamestop is bad and it should feel bad.

I love the Power Glove.....it's so bad.

Nintendo reminds me of the Ents from Lord of the Rings...

I really hope this version doesn't have fixed charm tables. Ruined MH3U for me.

How does that I don't even...

I GUESS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING TODAY!
By the by, caps lock is cruise control for cool.

Pikmin 3 looks rad.

That plane has some personality.

This comment section seems to have PRODUCEd more than it's FAIR share of agriculture puns...

Zelda RTS where she controls the army of Hyrule to defeat the once again advancing hordes led by Ganon! She has the triforce of wisdom, after all...Link's a hero unit.

Mega Man 1 has the best box art in the series.

What about R.C. Pro Am?

Mahe hates everything.

@SkywardCrowbar
I... I wasn't sleeping boss, I swear!

Someone forgot to tell Japan that Ninty is DOooOoOoOOooomed!
Anyway, great job Nintendo!

That's Reggie's personal Gamepad in the pic above, as Iwata looks on admiringly.

Better graphics than real life!

Now that Mega Man is in, all I need is Simon Belmont and I can relive my glorious NES days. I know he's third party, but in the 80's he was a pretty big part of the NES, just like Mega Man. His move set would fit perfectly too, with the whip, axes, holy water, cross etc...Konami gave us Snake last time, give us Simon Belmont this time! And I'd be totally fine if those were the ONLY 3rd party characters.

I just passed the 800 hour mark in MH3U, and if this game ever came to fruition, I'm sure I'd drop another billion hours into this. MonHun is crack!

The day Nintendo stops making hardware is a dark day indeed. Let's hope it never comes to pass. I shudder at the thought of people playing Mario on an Xbox. BARF! I guess I barf at the thought too.

Reggie has HUGE FISTS! At first, I thought those were Hulk Hands...

My OCD will never allow me to own an Xbox One.

The title is pretty misleading. Sounds like a 3DS game. Nintendo sure has a tough time naming things.

Always though Simon Belmont should be in since he was such a big part of the NES days. His moves fit SSB perfectly too. But Mega Man? That's simply incredible! Looks amazing, too. This was a good day!

You all know if The Last of Us came out on a Nintendo system, you'd all buy it and love it. WTF.

Smash Bros. should have Simon Belmont.

Can't wait for this to be released in the west. And I really hope they keep Brachydios in MH4. I mean c'mon, they kept Lagombi.

Gaming may have changed, but it hasn't gotten better.
This hits me right in the feels.
Viva 80's!

YES! YESS!
You bet your nipples I'll have this game. Looks like Zelda 2!

I'm glad to see they have a somewhat positive outlook for the Wii U. But UE4 seriously looks insane. Like, 3 graphics cards in your PC insane. The tech demos melted my face off.

I totes dig the 3D. Loves it even?
They'll need it for backwards compatibility next handheld gen.
Assuming they have BC.

I've always said Simon Belmont should be in.

I got the cards. They look schnazzy.

Dudes, it will be awesome. Just relax.

I love the 3DS' color palette.

NES gray!

Can't wait to buy this extreme machine.

I'll be there at midnight on launch day!

I will always buy every Zelda game, regardless.
I hope that Wii U (should be called Super Wii) tech demo is legit. Looked EPIC!

Voted for SMG2.
Only ONE Nintendo game on that list?

...Grand Theft Horse should not win.

At this point, I would give both my left testicles for the 3DS.

Nintendo roxxorz my heart.

Dudes, I don't care how rad your skateboard is, if'n you haven't downloaded Cave Story (and suckled it's fun tendrils dry), you're not invited to my birthday party.

Dude, that chick's got three eyes!

This review makes Tao sad, meow...

Eyes? Where we're going, we don't need eyes...

It should definitely be called Super Wii.