Marthstache

Looks like the world has passed me by...

Heavy Bowgun with flame shot on his stretchy tail...very short fight.

The avatar character in Awakening is named Robin? I never knew that. Mine had my name.

I'd rather play this than have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

If it's not Simon Belmont, I'm going to fill my pants.

Games are as addictive as heroin? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Now here, hold this syringe for a sec, I have to cook this MH3U disc down in this spoon.
Inject it between my toes, my mom checks my arms!

So no learning how to crush man's head like sparrow egg between thighs? Maybe next time.

So it seems NL has "produced" a "fair" score.
That's right, agriculture puns.

@Geonjaha There is an easy way to avoid seeing it online, and here is how y[A connection error has occurred.]

I can't wait for Mario's official Timberland boots. Or will it be Wolverine? Perhaps Red Wing? Let the bidding war begin!
They'll go good with his Carhartt overalls.

Does this mean Captain Commando is going to be homeless?

Hot dang I miss the 80's. This game is rad.

Just take a Vita and make it clamshell with Nintendo's awesome franchises, and you got yourself a winner, boys and girls.

I got my first GameBoy around '92-'93 for Christmas. I liked it a lot. It died in the great flood of '06. R.I.P. my GameBoy.

Nah man, Metroid needs to be a FPS with big explosive set-piece moments, and 12 vs 12 online multiplayer with weapon unlocks and teabagging.

I wonder if Nintendo will ever just remake Super Mario Kart with those MK8 graphics. That would be awesome, even as just a download only game. And it would solve the dreaded blue shell problem!

I thought we all agreed to never be creative again?

Tuba Hero the Movie: The Game.

You know what you have to do now, laddy? Burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!!!

I remember back when everyone was saying "PC Gaming is dead!"

Two words. Star effin' Punch.
Get Hype!

That fall themed area is nice.

Yet The Wonderful 101 only sold 17 copies. What a world.

Tails looks pretty rad.

I wonder if ToeJam and Earl's modern games would be as terrible as Sonic's are.

Finally, now my old Pokemon can get their heads handed to them online.

Take THAT, Americans! Oh wait...I'm an American.

Does it have charm tables?

Want. ALL of my want. Too bad I won't be home...

Game over, man. Game over.

While we're doing all this fun stuff, maybe dump the friend codes too and just let us have one Nintendo Network ID for Wii U, 3DS, smartphones, and whatever else they decide to put out next. Integration is nice, and streamlining your service across all your gaming gizmos and whatnot will only add to consumer confidence.
We certainly are in an exciting time to be Nintendo fans!

Raise your Heavy Bowguns in triumph!

All these breeding shenanigans is what made me quit pokemans.

@Mahe
But if they drop the Gamepad, you won't be able to access the eShop or do a bunch of other crap they deemed necessary to force you to do by using the Gamepad.

But seriously, the PS3 is $199 now. The Wii U needs to be at or below that price. Mario Kart 8 and Smash Bros., and a $199 console just might be the shot in the arm the Wii U desperately needs.

Release this game and MH4 in the West, Capcom! It is your destiny...

Their last good game was Road Rash II.

StarTropics! I'd love to go back to Coralcola and explore some more dungeons and kill bad guys with baseballs and yo-yos.
Mikey FTW!

Every morning, I eagerly await news on the release of Pokemon Bank. Every morning I am disappoint.

After 850+ hours in MH3U, it got so I could one hit kill a Great Jaggi with my Great Sword. Great times indeed. Give us MH4 Capcom!

Time to invest all of my money in Nintendo stock. You just know they're going to come up with something great right along here. Buy low, sell high!

I just finished this game today. Definitely a worthy sequel to my favorite Zelda game of all time. So many memories came flooding back playing this game, but nostalgia alone wasn't why this game was great. The gameplay and dungeons were pure gaming nirvana. Good show Nintendo, good show.

Off topic, but that header reminds me...Where's Viewtiful Joe 3, Capcom! Youse guys can't just leave it the way VJ2 ended!

I still don't understand what is up with Heike Kagero....

HOLD IT! They probably didn't elaborate on a platform because all the other games have been on Nintendo handhelds.
At any rate, I'm just happy to hear they're making another new one.

While 2013 was pretty good, 2014 looks to blow us all away. MK8 and SSB4 alone will probably be enough to keep us busy all year!

I really enjoy walking around a mall or driving to work and checking my 3DS later and seeing that little green light glowing.

Is Dragon Quest X slated to come out in the U.S.? 'Twould be nice if it was. Been playing those games since Dragon Warrior on NES.

Just make sure you know what charm table you're on before you make your character, kids. You don't want to end up like me, and waste 850+ hours before you realize your character is permanently gimped.
The more you know!

In other news, Bayonetta 2 cancelled.

You lost me at Ubisoft.