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Re: Back Page: Forget Pokémon Sleep, Here's 7 More Pokémon Lifestyle Apps We Definitely Need

ChaoticMagolor

Random joke opinions I came up with for some of these pitches if they were real. They get more cursed as you go on.

Who needs Pokémon Weather when you have the myths of Hoenn's Legendries? Once you study them enough, you can easily predict the weather patterns. Heck, if you can catch them, there's a chance you could even control the weather!

Pokémon Finance is a good app for budgeting, but Pikachu and Gimmighoul keep telling me to invest in crypto and NFTs. I'd rather buy gold.

Yeah, a Farfetch'd threatening me and my family in order to take my daily language lesson sounds nice. It's a pretty effective tactic, practiced by Duo himself.

Pokémon Relax is a great app! The Hypno can easily calm and put people to sleep! In fact, some of them even took a long stroll to enjoy nature! They’re still out there, it's as if they disappeared!

A beta version of Pokémon Love came out recently. People keep advertising their full teams of Vaporeon and Lopunnies. Is this the new meta?

Eh, it's mostly just cringey jokes and references.

This may get removed because of that last one, though.

Re: Video: Kirby's Return To Dream Land Deluxe Side-By-Side Graphics Comparison (Switch & Wii)

ChaoticMagolor

Graphics wise, the Deluxe version is great, and the Wii version still holds up well. Contrary to everyone else’s opinions, I actually think that the black outlines look nice.

But Dedede wise… is actually pretty decent. I like both of these designs for him. Sure, his Wii look is more beloved, but Forgotten Land Dedede is also a good design. It’s very reminiscent of his 64 days.

Re: Sports Story Is Getting Another Update, Here's What's Included (Version 1.0.5)

ChaoticMagolor

I honestly believe that this Dev Room arc is being done on purpose. It’s like developers talking about horrible work conditions, and then being shut up by their higher-ups. It can be seen as a critique and parody of the situations we are seeing with major companies today. Of course, I could be completely wrong, and this was just something an employee snuck into the game without anyone else noticing.

Ironically, this is more interesting than the game itself.

Re: No Man's Sky 'Fractal' Update Launches Today, New Ship, Expeditions, Gyro Controls Added

ChaoticMagolor

Finally, I can get Quicksliver! I’m also glad that gyro is here, as that will make scanning, shooting, and movement easier in general.

As others have said, multiplayer would be nice. It’s fine playing solo, but I would love to visit a Galactic Hub region and go on expeditions with friends. Still doesn’t take away anything from the game, though. It’s a masterpiece.

Re: Super Mario Bros. Movie Shares New Posters Of DK & Bowser, Here's A Look

ChaoticMagolor

@Handheld_TrifectAce They both also have that connection with Rare. It was either completely intentional, or a huge coincidence.

Coming back for a second time, I really appreciate the effort that’s put into this movie’s marketing. From posters to a full-fledged website. The art looks stunning, and the animation may be Illumination’s best work yet. I have high hopes for this movie.

Re: Random: Student's Nintendo Direct "Joke" Leads To Increased Campus Security

ChaoticMagolor

I don’t mean the be the “Well, achkshually” person, but let’s be real here, we in the United States are in an era where a mass shooting happens literally every day. It’s reasonable as to why this would be investigated, and an increase in security as a response to a vague message. Although this is humorous to us gamers, it would seem concerning to others who don’t get the joke.

Edit: I don’t know if this topic is too controversial to be mentioned here. If this comment gets taken down, I don’t mind it.