Cloudgaming needs to die. Even under best circumstances it still sucks and is another step into "you don't own your games". No. Just no.
Other things that need to die: NFTs. I personally know two people who make big cash trading NFTs and I could get in on it easily, but it's just so ridiculous.
"Hey Plebs, we ran out of ressources we can extort and abuse, so we create digital crap you can spend your hard earned cash on."
I dearly loved Links Awakening Remake, played through it 2 times in a row, just because I enjoyed it so much. Honestly, ALL the top-down-RPGs of that era need that treatment. Similar to how that 2,5D thing from ocotpath traveller is a really fitting aesthetic for that kind of games. Love them too.
Can you imagine, CHRONO TRIGGER in that sweet 2,5D?
Why would I want to continue paying for features that I seldomly use and the only thing that's appealing (Mario Kart DLC) can be had with a one-off purchase?
If they don't want me to sign up to something that's pulling my data 24/7 and spam me with their woke garbage content from Disney+, I might as well give it a try.
I thought this was a good thing. Then I read the comments. I didn't ever play ANY mother game, so I'll see what's what. If you really dig Mother 3 so much, I guess there are ways online to play it... ?
Awesome. I'm a rookie without shame. Finally I can continue playing it (stuck at some 3rd boss or something). I'm an aging gamer with the attention span of an orange.
I'll not support this sh*t. Then again, I'm old, this is for the "new crowd". Everyone born in the 80's is "on the way out" anyways (at least pop culture wise). Everyone who is now 10 years old will grow up to love this cr*p. If Nintendo goes this route, it's the final console I'll leave behind for good.
The events of the past 2 years, everything combined, from the covid craze to the digitalization of every aspect of our lives, to dev studios dumpin on their employees AND customers and journalism losing every bit of credibility it's easier than ever to turn your back and say "funk it, I'll be sitting on my swing in the forest". In a way I am grateful for so many institutions and individuals showing their ugly faces, if I'd be religious, I'd be thinking we're living through the apocalypse, the unveiling of hidden things and true meanings.
Imagine you could fine politicians that kind of penalty for all the lies and ***** they are doing. One can dream. This doesn't impress me. It's just a big corporation ripping someone a new one and making a few lawyers even richer. I guess he learned his lesson after the first few mill...
This is garbage. Too little too late especially compared to their own virtual console on past consoles. It's 2021 and I'd expect BASIC functionality from an online service like voice chat and messaging. Besides that, I want to browse a library of hundreds of retro games and just get those I really want/need.
But hey. There are other means to play them anyways - and Nintendo isn' doing much on their part to discourage you from using them.
I love Rise even though I haven't played it in a while. Still thankful for these micro updates, but they don't do much for me personally. What I want is monsters. But yea, Sunbreak.
@Ventilator GPU functions/instructions is not the same as raw power. Don't make an argument out of this, I loved the game cube but graphically it was weaker than the XBOX and couldn't hold as much data on the tiny discs, which often led to compressed files, worse textures and worse sound.
Still a grand little thing. XBOX was great too but had many "generic games". Gamecube kinda like suffered the fate of the Wii, because of lack of power third parties started to drop support, which was a shame. But first party titles on Gamecube, one of the best eras of Nintendo imho.
F* it, I can still remember firing it up the first time. I loved the Gamecube even though it was quickly outpaced by the XBOX, but this game still held up nicely with lots of trickery. Just like the original SW movies. Loved it. Good times. 20 Years. My god. I feel ancient.
Love the theme and generally can do with the "Touryst"-esque Artstyle. But still, a bit more animations and maybe voiceacting (even if japanese) would have added a lot to the atmosphere.
Loved GTA V's freedom to fool around with your friends in a private online lobby. Would do that again any day, but no one's playing it anymore. Or I don't have any friends anymore. Whatever...
@nimnio What I actually meant is, I enjoy books, movies and art in general as escapism and don't always need a political comment on real life events or social events, one way or the other.
To stay with your examples, I don't want gay characters in Harry Potter if they don't make sense storywise and are just there for representation. If it makes sense, I don't mind. I don't want Optimus Prime to lecture me on my privileges and I certainly don't want games to make me feel bad in any way, if I want that, I just watch TV.
That's what I meant. Political commentary? Yeah sure. But all in good measure and please not onesided.
@JayJ I totally agree. "Stripping the world of its natural resources could have proved an interesting narrative thread."
We're all writing on some kind of device that was brought into existance by exactly that. This website is running on servers made from rare earth materials. We all get it. And personally, I wouldn't mind going full AMISH to be honest. All of this tech ***** has gotten out of hand.
THAT said, let games be games, books be books and movies be movies. If you're on this planet for about 2 decades or longer, you already know about the things that need improvement or change anyways.
@NEStalgia I have to agree. I wonder how society would go if the younger generation would reject tech toys as much as the older ones do, from the getgo.
@HedgehogEngine You give me hope. Please tell me that all your friends around your age see the world with your eyes... That was spot on. You're invited to come and build a frugal commnity living in the forest like Ewoks. sigh one can dream.
@BloodNinja The closer to old you get, the faster it becomes. And yes. Simple and functional. Less stress, less blinking lights and less notifications. But I do see a trend, a small one though, of people, even half the age of me, wanting to opt out of that whole smart-city mumbo jumbo the world economic forum is pushing for our digitized future.
You know what's the most sophisticated, elegant, simple and functional tech for me? Bow and arrow. And that's 10's of thousands of years old already. How's that for "anti-planned-obsolescense".
If you wanna talk about growing old and "out" of society's norms, hit me up.
@BloodNinja It's just being jaded as a grumpy old man. I remember the times when I was "on the edge of tech" with my first "smartphone" way before the first iPhone (it was that fancy, overpriced Prada thing). Now I like fountain pens. And typewriters. Stationaries too. I like fire. Like, real fire.
I have the dreading feeling that tech is moving way faster than our social advancements. Same with all that Metaverse crap. It's just another way to hate onto each other without owning up to it.
I have to admit, I am old. That said, I think this is a *****, useless trend. On one hand they are urging us "prepare for blackouts and energy shortages" and on the other hand: "put everything into the cloud, pay for meaningless digital property". Yeah. Sounds like a great idea.
I rather colleckt rocks, they'll be around thousands of years after I'm gone...
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Re: Edge Of Eternity - Cloud Version Launches On Nintendo Switch Today
Cloudgaming needs to die. Even under best circumstances it still sucks and is another step into "you don't own your games". No. Just no.
Other things that need to die: NFTs. I personally know two people who make big cash trading NFTs and I could get in on it easily, but it's just so ridiculous.
"Hey Plebs, we ran out of ressources we can extort and abuse, so we create digital crap you can spend your hard earned cash on."
Fun.
Re: Edge Of Eternity - Cloud Version Launches On Nintendo Switch Today
@JR150 Laziness for the mulah!
Re: Stunning Mother 3 Tribute Video Gets Side-By-Side Comparison With The Game Boy Advance Original
@AlphaXXI Oh yes! Loved Golden Sun back in the day. Would be a perfect fit.
Re: Stunning Mother 3 Tribute Video Gets Side-By-Side Comparison With The Game Boy Advance Original
I dearly loved Links Awakening Remake, played through it 2 times in a row, just because I enjoyed it so much. Honestly, ALL the top-down-RPGs of that era need that treatment. Similar to how that 2,5D thing from ocotpath traveller is a really fitting aesthetic for that kind of games. Love them too.
Can you imagine, CHRONO TRIGGER in that sweet 2,5D?
Wheeeee....
Re: Poll: Will Mario Kart 8's Deluxe Booster Course Pass Make You Buy The NSO Expansion Pack?
@NintendoEternity Game Pass at least is a tremendous value proposition.
Re: Poll: Will Mario Kart 8's Deluxe Booster Course Pass Make You Buy The NSO Expansion Pack?
Why would I want to continue paying for features that I seldomly use and the only thing that's appealing (Mario Kart DLC) can be had with a one-off purchase?
Re: POST VOID Is Super Rare Originals' Next Game, Coming To Switch This Spring
On the thumbnail this didn't look like a knife AT ALL... ....
Re: Video: Mother 3 Trailer In The Style Of Link’s Awakening? Okay, We’re Listening
throwingmoneyatthescreen
I know, it's pointless.
throwingsomemore
Re: Review: PowerSlave Exhumed - An Old-School FPS That's Absolutely Worth Digging Up
@Specter_of-the_OLED Timesplitters would be such a great fit on the Switch! Loved it back in the day on GC.
Re: Disney Is Releasing A New Free-To-Play Racer On Switch This Summer
If they don't want me to sign up to something that's pulling my data 24/7 and spam me with their woke garbage content from Disney+, I might as well give it a try.
Re: EarthBound And EarthBound Beginnings Out Now On Nintendo Switch Online
I thought this was a good thing. Then I read the comments. I didn't ever play ANY mother game, so I'll see what's what. If you really dig Mother 3 so much, I guess there are ways online to play it... ?
Re: Metroid Dread Is Getting Free Updates, And The First Arrives Today
Awesome. I'm a rookie without shame. Finally I can continue playing it (stuck at some 3rd boss or something). I'm an aging gamer with the attention span of an orange.
Re: Front Mission 1 & 2 Remakes Announced For Nintendo Switch
Best surprise together with that new Strikers game. LOVED Frontmission. This is gonna be awesome!
Re: Apple Arcade Game LEGO Brawls Brings The Fight To Switch This Summer
Well if they put some more effort in it, I'd love the concept. But it looks pretty shallow tbh.
Re: Nintendo "Has Interest" In The Metaverse But Ponders What "Fun" It Can Provide
@Ogbert I fully agree mate.
Re: Nintendo "Has Interest" In NFTs And The Metaverse But Ponders What "Joy" It Can Provide
I'll not support this sh*t. Then again, I'm old, this is for the "new crowd". Everyone born in the 80's is "on the way out" anyways (at least pop culture wise). Everyone who is now 10 years old will grow up to love this cr*p. If Nintendo goes this route, it's the final console I'll leave behind for good.
Re: 'Going Under' Dev Says It Won't Work With Team17 Again Following NFT Announcement
Now that's the kind of NFT news I can dig. Awesome.
Re: Team17 Is Jumping On The NFT Train With 'MetaWorms'
The events of the past 2 years, everything combined, from the covid craze to the digitalization of every aspect of our lives, to dev studios dumpin on their employees AND customers and journalism losing every bit of credibility it's easier than ever to turn your back and say "funk it, I'll be sitting on my swing in the forest". In a way I am grateful for so many institutions and individuals showing their ugly faces, if I'd be religious, I'd be thinking we're living through the apocalypse, the unveiling of hidden things and true meanings.
TLDR: Go shove your NFTs.
Re: Random: Here's GTA V Being Played On A Game Boy (Yes, Really)
Removed
Re: Gem Wizards Tactics Brings "Cute But Demanding" Turn-Based Warfare To Switch
Looks fun, I guess.
Re: My Hero Academia: Ultra Rumble Is A Free-To-Play Battle Royale Headed To Switch
No idea who those characters are, but it looks fun.
Re: 'Pandemic' Will Apparently Be Removed From The Switch eShop This July
@Sasuke94 shh Pfizer is listening...
Re: 'Pandemic' Will Apparently Be Removed From The Switch eShop This July
I'd rather have it removed from my life.
Re: Random: This Guy Has Been Mining Out An Entire Minecraft World For 4 Years, And He's Almost Finished
Well you could learn and perfect a skill. Or do this.
Re: Commodore 64 Games Are Being Teased For Nintendo Switch
C64 is what I had when I was about 7. Even then I found the games to be rough and basic. Not sure many want this. But hey. More is better I guess.
Re: Arcade Paradise Will Play On Our '90s Nostalgia Next Spring
Cheesy *****. Love it.
Re: Ouch! Nintendo Hacker Gary Bowser Hit With Additional $10 Million Fine
Imagine you could fine politicians that kind of penalty for all the lies and ***** they are doing. One can dream. This doesn't impress me. It's just a big corporation ripping someone a new one and making a few lawyers even richer. I guess he learned his lesson after the first few mill...
... but that's just me.
Re: Talking Point: Should The Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack Library Expand Faster?
This is garbage. Too little too late especially compared to their own virtual console on past consoles. It's 2021 and I'd expect BASIC functionality from an online service like voice chat and messaging. Besides that, I want to browse a library of hundreds of retro games and just get those I really want/need.
But hey. There are other means to play them anyways - and Nintendo isn' doing much on their part to discourage you from using them.
Re: GTA Trilogy's Physical Edition For Switch Has Been Delayed, Will Now Arrive In "Early 2022"
Ok great, no one cares at the moment, maybe if you can cram all the updates on the cart! LOL. Not holding my breath.
Re: Monster Hunter Rise Version 3.6.1 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
I love Rise even though I haven't played it in a while. Still thankful for these micro updates, but they don't do much for me personally. What I want is monsters. But yea, Sunbreak.
Re: Grand Theft Auto Trilogy's Nintendo Switch Update Is Now Available, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Wonder if anyone will tell us how they now actually run...
Re: Talking Point: Is There A Better-Looking 20-Year-Old Game Than Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II?
@Ventilator GPU functions/instructions is not the same as raw power. Don't make an argument out of this, I loved the game cube but graphically it was weaker than the XBOX and couldn't hold as much data on the tiny discs, which often led to compressed files, worse textures and worse sound.
Still a grand little thing. XBOX was great too but had many "generic games". Gamecube kinda like suffered the fate of the Wii, because of lack of power third parties started to drop support, which was a shame. But first party titles on Gamecube, one of the best eras of Nintendo imho.
Re: Talking Point: Is There A Better-Looking 20-Year-Old Game Than Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II?
@sdelfin I also think "TIMESPLITTERS" looks still good for its "timeless" graphic style.
Re: Talking Point: Is There A Better-Looking 20-Year-Old Game Than Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II?
@Ventilator who mentioned sales? I just meant XBOX was more powerful than gamecube by a lot, still Rogue Squadron looked the part.
Re: Talking Point: Is There A Better-Looking 20-Year-Old Game Than Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II?
F* it, I can still remember firing it up the first time. I loved the Gamecube even though it was quickly outpaced by the XBOX, but this game still held up nicely with lots of trickery. Just like the original SW movies. Loved it. Good times. 20 Years. My god. I feel ancient.
Re: The Kids We Were Brings Time Travel And 1980s Japan To Switch Soon
Love the theme and generally can do with the "Touryst"-esque Artstyle. But still, a bit more animations and maybe voiceacting (even if japanese) would have added a lot to the atmosphere.
Re: Soapbox: Even If GTA Trilogy Were Perfect, I'd Rather Be Shooting Balloons And Burying Gyroids
Loved GTA V's freedom to fool around with your friends in a private online lobby. Would do that again any day, but no one's playing it anymore. Or I don't have any friends anymore. Whatever...
Re: Review: Airborne Kingdom - A City Builder Looking For The Right Balance
@nimnio What I actually meant is, I enjoy books, movies and art in general as escapism and don't always need a political comment on real life events or social events, one way or the other.
To stay with your examples, I don't want gay characters in Harry Potter if they don't make sense storywise and are just there for representation. If it makes sense, I don't mind. I don't want Optimus Prime to lecture me on my privileges and I certainly don't want games to make me feel bad in any way, if I want that, I just watch TV.
That's what I meant.
Political commentary? Yeah sure. But all in good measure and please not onesided.
Re: Review: Airborne Kingdom - A City Builder Looking For The Right Balance
@JayJ I totally agree.
"Stripping the world of its natural resources could have proved an interesting narrative thread."
We're all writing on some kind of device that was brought into existance by exactly that. This website is running on servers made from rare earth materials. We all get it. And personally, I wouldn't mind going full AMISH to be honest. All of this tech ***** has gotten out of hand.
THAT said, let games be games, books be books and movies be movies. If you're on this planet for about 2 decades or longer, you already know about the things that need improvement or change anyways.
Re: Watch: This Is What Grand Theft Auto Definitive Trilogy Looks Like On Switch
@YesHaveSome Thx for the headsup!
Weren't they supposed to be sold separately from each other?
Re: Square Enix Is The Next Company To Embrace NFTs And Blockchain Gaming
@NEStalgia Very well put. I agree 100%. Tech used to serve us, now we serve tech.
Re: Nintendo Teams Up With Christina Aguilera For Latest Switch Commercial
@Varkster My thoughts exactly. I was already around when X-TINA was Dirrrrty!
Re: Square Enix Is The Next Company To Embrace NFTs And Blockchain Gaming
@NEStalgia I have to agree. I wonder how society would go if the younger generation would reject tech toys as much as the older ones do, from the getgo.
Re: Square Enix Is The Next Company To Embrace NFTs And Blockchain Gaming
@HedgehogEngine That sounds very familiar.
Re: Square Enix Is The Next Company To Embrace NFTs And Blockchain Gaming
@HedgehogEngine You give me hope. Please tell me that all your friends around your age see the world with your eyes... That was spot on. You're invited to come and build a frugal commnity living in the forest like Ewoks. sigh one can dream.
Re: Square Enix Is The Next Company To Embrace NFTs And Blockchain Gaming
@BloodNinja The closer to old you get, the faster it becomes. And yes. Simple and functional. Less stress, less blinking lights and less notifications. But I do see a trend, a small one though, of people, even half the age of me, wanting to opt out of that whole smart-city mumbo jumbo the world economic forum is pushing for our digitized future.
You know what's the most sophisticated, elegant, simple and functional tech for me? Bow and arrow. And that's 10's of thousands of years old already. How's that for "anti-planned-obsolescense".
If you wanna talk about growing old and "out" of society's norms, hit me up.
Re: Square Enix Is The Next Company To Embrace NFTs And Blockchain Gaming
@BloodNinja It's just being jaded as a grumpy old man. I remember the times when I was "on the edge of tech" with my first "smartphone" way before the first iPhone (it was that fancy, overpriced Prada thing). Now I like fountain pens. And typewriters. Stationaries too. I like fire. Like, real fire.
I have the dreading feeling that tech is moving way faster than our social advancements. Same with all that Metaverse crap. It's just another way to hate onto each other without owning up to it.
Oh well!
Re: Square Enix Is The Next Company To Embrace NFTs And Blockchain Gaming
@BloodNinja I have no doubts about that and am already looking for alternatives. Probably my own fingernails.
Re: Square Enix Is The Next Company To Embrace NFTs And Blockchain Gaming
I have to admit, I am old. That said, I think this is a *****, useless trend. On one hand they are urging us "prepare for blackouts and energy shortages" and on the other hand: "put everything into the cloud, pay for meaningless digital property". Yeah. Sounds like a great idea.
I rather colleckt rocks, they'll be around thousands of years after I'm gone...
Re: Random: Check Out Emora Kart, A Macintosh-Exclusive Super Mario Kart Clone From 1994
Love a look back to weird niche gems like this. Also I despise censorship.