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Happy the kids can finally enjoy a Klonoa that isn't a damn remake.

"Wahoo" indeed.

@PinderSchloss not entirely impossible. They still have most of the original character and background art archived so I imagine recreating the visuals wouldn't be too much of a hassle.

@MyMemory what the heck are "Wario Days?" Do you mean The Year of Luigi?

@Max_the_German Super Mario Land 3 isn't on there either but you don't see me crying about it

@CainTheConfused I second this. Gamers are the absolute worst and even if you do give them what they think they want they'll still complain about it either way.

@MyMemory "complete copycat" tells me you haven't really played this game. Antonblast may take cues from Wario Land, but it's very much its own unique bird and goes above and beyond being a simple "Wario Land copycat" as you believe. Besides, if Nintendo was really concerned about Antonblast stealing Wario Land's thunder, they could just. Make a new Wario Land game.

@Elbow Figures someone would try to port Doom to the thing. I'll check it out.

@Elbow the Virtual Boy has fangames? I mean, I shouldn't be too surprised, but here I am

@AussieMcBucket the tease is most likely for the long hinted-at "Lime Challenge," an extra mode in the game.

"Your eyes don't hurt! You're just a wimp!"

@SalvorHardin

@Misima being simple does not make a character inherently bad and they don't need to have internal struggles or deeper motives to be interesting.

An article about jumping? You must be hopping mad.

@The_Nintendo_Pedant I don't see the salient point of complaining about getting more information on a game.

@The_Nintendo_Pedant do we have to call anything we don't like fluff nowadays. In the olden days when we didn't like something we just walked the other way and gave them no words. Can't do that anymore. Now we just endlessly kvetch and pretend it'll get us somewhere.

These comments are abysmal oh my God, we don't need to be so aggressively cynical about a flipping DESK TOY

@BTB20 that's the only true dud imo. The other games are still relatively solid.

Surprised that people are dismissing this as overkill. Sakurai literally said he had more info to reveal and the first Direct had a teaser for some kind of involved story mode at the end.

@PinderSchloss yeah. It's not trying to be. What's your point

@Warioware no, the games were actually fairly solid. The problem was the hardware.

Fun to see some defictionalization, but I wonder: if they didn't want to add the new pages to this, why bother making new pages at all?

Wait, why wasn't THIS in the Direct?? What are we doing here, we got more expositing on PowerWash Simulator 2 when we could've gotten the rundown on Star Force, yeesh!

It think objectively, it was pretty solid.

@Elbarbo "Caricatural" isn't a word.

@CaleBoi25 I'm not as upset with this as I am with the Martinet-Afghani shift, rather just more confused on what the priorities are for the whole "Mario recast" at this point. Let's cast one guy for all of Charles's roles but get four VAs for Peach and the Toads. While we're at it, let's recast the guy who did the Talking Flowers even though by all accounts he's still currently available. What is going on, I have to wonder(flower)

only thing that actively interested me was the Museum showcasing Mario art. Otherwise? Eh. The storybook is nice though, I love a bit of defictionalization.

@Yoshi3 Make no mistake, I am NOT defending these practices, I've got a LOT of issue with the way Nintendo's running things nowadays. I just feel like everyone's piling on so much salt that any conversation around those practices is starting to feel stale and a bit overdone, if that makes sense.

@Yoshi3 Being real, that's true of ANY company(See also: PlayStation).

@Yoshi3 this is getting us nowhere. The MAIN POINT that I'm trying to make(and admittedly fumbled at making) is that acting like Nintendo is only NOW becoming more greedy is kinda being ignorant to the ways they've always tried to get more money out of their players no matter the leadership and that's unlikely to change.

@Yoshi3 only if you pre-ordered it. It's 5 bucks otherwise. Moot point.

@Yoshi3 Day One DLC doesn't really work here because it'd have to be available at launch for that to be applicable. For example, Mario Kart 8's OG DLC came out in the same year as the game but not right at launch. Alternatively, the Piranha Plant DLC for Smash Ultimate would qualify as "Day One DLC".

@Yoshi3 New Nintendo my left foot. At the end of the day they're still a business and they're always gonna find new ways to make profit. And the Wii U and 3DS eras were literally the start of all this paid DLC stuff so that's not a great comparison.

Nintendo is Nintendo. There is no "old" or "new"

@Elbarbo God forbid. The last thing Mario needs is hyperrealistic overdefined textures and RTX nonsense.

@Yoshi3 this is not new at all why are we pretending it is

You're still gonna buy 'em anyways.

@Croctopus I wouldn't get too excited if I were you. They'll find some way to bungle up Galaxy.

@EarthboundBenjy No freaking duh. With hindsight, 3D All-Stars really was pointless in the long run.

@Uncle_Franklin It's just not a quality experience without the 3D, man. I'm not even kidding.

@fenlix three people did actually:

• me
• myself
• and I

They saw everyone on their knees for Odyssey DLC so they went ahead and did it here to shut everyone up.

Welcome back Skylanders Swap Force.

@CrankyBonesGaming NO. YOU'RE PLAYING THESE GAMES THEY WAY GOD INTENDED AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT

Did they change the Talking Flower's voice?

OHHHHH MY GOD.

oh I love Tron

@Banjo- I have that. I just wanna see it rereleased with the other 3D Marios.

It's just TENNIS.

@Banjo- since you can't even buy that one anymore, does it really matter if it's with 3D All-Stars at this point?

@Banjo- ya missed the news, buddy

Of course the gluttons get the Galaxies and us 3D Land fans get NOTHING

AGAIN