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Re: Seven New Pokémon Revealed for Pokémon Sun and Moon

Llamageton

I wanna rip the wings and legs off that fairy one, dredge it in a flour mixture of 17 herbs and spices, and deep fry it.

Also, Zygarde is Zorro now?

Anyway, I like the electric bug. I think it's the only one I like out of all of these. I'll use the dragon as I always use dragons, but it looks like it has some kind of addiction and is in immediate need of an intervention.

Re: Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Needs To Sell 2 Million Copies To Make A Profit

Llamageton

Well, I say that this game is a REQUIRED purchase for all Wii U owners, so they should make that amount of sales easily. If you own a Wii U, you should be REQUIRED to buy this game, or else why would you have bought a Wii U in the first place?
Yes I know everyone will argue that it was for the other games or the promise of more games (I, a launch owner, bought it on a promise that Nintendo couldn't keep), but I don't care, you're all required to buy this game.
If you don't have the money, sell a kidney, or your hair, or your finger nails, or your soul, or even your first born child; I don't care, just buy this game.
The many, many hardships that Nintendo's awkwardly named child has gone through, and her very few, miniscule triumphs, have culminated in this game's release next year. And it'll be beautiful.

Re: Nintendo NX Has A Core Idea Which Doesn't Just "Follow Advancements In Technology", Claims Miyamoto

Llamageton

Ugh its another Wii U.
Even if it makes the sales of the Wii, gamers and publishers will be wary of investing in it because even with 100 million NXes sold, that won't matter at all if only 100,000 people buys your game. Nintendo needs to stop chasing after the fairy tale known as the Wii and give us the true successor to the SNES. That way, there's still a chance of them having financial success plus they'll win back the trust of their gamers, who will then buy the NX, giving third parties an actual AUDIENCE for their games which will then be helpful for Nintendo as third party games will also help draw even more people to their NX, which means more people buying NX and Nintendo's 1st party games as well.

But nope, we're getting Wii 3. I predict that it'll be named WiiP, as "Wii U" rhymes with 'Wii 2'. You can read "WiiP" as 'Wii Pee' or 'Weep'.

Re: Metroid Prime: Federation Force Will Have amiibo Support

Llamageton

Oh god it still exists?
I wouldn't have minded a spin-off co op shooter about the troopers. In fact it was something I really desired after playing Corruption (took me a while to remember though). However that visual style, extremely poor overall graphics that make me and many others debate about whether this looks worse than Hunters, and the casual use of random-ass mechs that have almost nothing to do with Metroid just puts me off entirely.
This may seem extreme, especially since they're just fictional characters in a fictional world, but the existence of this game is an insult to the brave, hardworking Federation Marines who we've seen faithfully performing their duties in the Metroid Prime series.

Re: IronFall Invasion Studio Is Bringing RISE: Race The Future To Wii U, 3DS And Nintendo NX

Llamageton

Well they certainly do pretty graphics like Shin'en. Sad to see no Vita. Seeing that they can do something that's almost on par with Capcom's work on 3DS, I'd love to see what they can do on a more powerful handheld. There's mobile of course, but the mobile version will likely have to take into account many, many tiers of mobile technology. Sorta like PC, but without the same higher end cutoff.