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they probably updated the bad words list again since they love to do that anymore.

Where is Funky Kong?
— Everyone ever

They’ve confirmed it’ll have twelve zones, but I think they’d need 3 or more acts each and make the acts longer to justify it being 60 bucks. I was expecting it to be more like $40 to be honest. But yeah, that week is gonna be packed for games— Sonic, Mario, and Spider-Man almost simultaneously!! It’s crazy

if anything, it was actually luigi that sounded different to me. we only got two split-second voice clips for him but that doesn’t sound like the usual charles luigi voice

Fortnite’s pretty fun with friends but yeah it feels like an entirely different game than it did 5 years ago or, heck, even 1 year ago.

So the leaks were real?!

This game is already $50 to begin with, why do we need to have microtransactions?!

The jump up superstar commercial is just so iconic

I’m surprised at how many people voted 2017. Sure, it brought most of the heavy hitters, but 2020 was the most impactful for me, a middle schooler in lockdown with only Animal Crossing to keep me entertained.

Great, I made plans to go see it on the 7th and now I have to worry about spoilers.

This does not justify a big new version number at all, WHERE ARE THE THEMES NINTENDO?!

I think this indicates the Switch might be on its way out, I’m predicting late 2024 for a successor

May as well push it back to its original release date

I still can’t believe this is running on Switch

@LexKitteh that would actually be a good idea! They could do what they already are for Link and Metal Mario, a sub-menu showing all the skins without taking up character slots

I am genuinely surprised more people didn’t choose Dark Chocolate

The UI/UX updates are very welcome, the game looks a bit old in its current state. It’s using arial font for goodness sake

Performance issues are to be expected in a new Switch release anymore, even games that aren’t graphics-intensive in any way are gonna stutter. You can not escape the performance issues.

That’s a big number! Why haven’t I bought this game yet, it seems really cool. Maybe I’ll buy it soon!

Might just get it on Xbox to ensure performance. I’ve heard this game is really good! I doubt it will be on Game Pass though, which is a shame because I’m broke

It doesn’t look as funny or charming as the other entries… no thanks.

It was on Apple Arcade too if I remember correctly. That should ease concerns about it running on Switch.

I thought I was getting the Switch Version and then I bought an Xbox and the game on that, contacted Sega about it, and they never responded

I wish this show was real

Wait

@Kriandis trueeeee

I love paying $200 for plastic

It still looks amazing but my wallet doesn’t have nearly enough funds

I want. That Bowser. Right now.

If we can get this to at least 3 seasons I’ll be happy

@EaglyTheKawaiiShika don’t forget Air Emblem and Earth Emblem

You could make Pokémon the crappiest game ever and it’d still sell 14,473,685,849,657,402 copies in the first hour

I’ve waited longer, a month is nothing compared to most delays

Cool

I don’t remember asking for this but old PC stuff is neat nonetheless

I was already planning to buy this but based on reviews I think I might get it Day One! I’ve never really been into FE but this game caught my attention and I want it

Oh no…

I’m scared. 200cc on this track will be an absolute nightmare

Man i love these funny types of spin-offs, we need more humor games like this where you just do everyday tasks but it’s funny for some reason.

11/10 GOTY

I know this is fake because the right Joy-Con has no IR camera. It’s a really good mock-up though!

Noooooooo Clodsire! My boy lost! Nooooo!

That was random

Oof, whoever makes these games just doesn’t try from the look of it. This is why I almost never buy licensed games. If you want a good racing game try to buy Mario Kart, preferably when it’s discounted

Basically, you guys hype up the game a lot, and review it a 6/10, so basically your reaction is “we waited 5 years for this?” Why are you guys so harsh anymore

Why does this game get so many updates

I swear this game is at version, like, 236548767565.0 by now

I want this console very badly, but I already have two Switches and can’t afford any more ;-;

@Sun_wukong actually you were second.

I’m hoping the next console will be the Switch 2 because that means backwards compatibility. As for power I don’t mind slightly less powerful than a Steam Deck, iirc that’s on the power level of an XbOne/PS4?

Also hoping for some actual personality in the software this time, like themes and menu music. And please bring the Miis back

IDK what it is but all of the female emblems look like they have chubby faces and it kinda messes with their more serious original designs

Maybe for the seventh anniversary could they upgrade the sound quality to be less… old sounding? And let us have more than one hairstyle per gender

Still no Silksong. Microsoft of all people confirmed it would be coming before Q3 2023 starts so maybe maybe maybe a new trailer next year?

@KBuckley27 the devs could just be polishing it off as much as possible before release so the game plays and looks great.

Rule #1 of life: Nintendo hates you

Dang, that’s quite a few copies. Even if sales have slowed a lot 1 mil within a year is an impressive feat. Great job SE!