Hard pass on the input lag alone, who cares about a bit of fog when your actions are that far off from your inputs. How did they manage to make it even worse than it is in Mario 3D All-Stars?
Unpopular opinion: this game isn’t very good. The n64 library has not aged well. There was a shock and awe effect at the time around 3D graphics in general that has well and truly worn off. They look bad, they sound bad and they play even worse.
This game is so great! Put an embarrassing amount of time into both Slay the Spire and Monster Train, and in my opinion, Monster Train is the better game.
Great product, glad to hear it's getting more availability. I know in Canada you can get a significant (>70%) portion of devices like this covered by the gov't as well.
@MrChippyPancakes huh, very interesting. Looks can be deceiving. Valheim is like that, too. On the surface you think it’s just another low poly thing until the real-time weather eats your CPU like it’s a Skittle.
I feel like this game really shouldn't look as bad as it does on Switch? I know the Switch is old tech and all, but it doesn't seem like the devs gave much effort to porting this over. But I dunno, I'm not a game dev.
Never played the first one but got pretty darn into the second. Equal parts mystery and misery. This game wants nothing more than to kick you when you’re down, but there’s just enough in there to keep drawing you back in.
I played this on Steam, it’s… fine, I guess? Enjoyed the chill vibes on my first session, but then it just kind of got super boring. It was still in EA at the time, so maybe they’ve made it less boring.
I still like Nintendo games, but the Switch as a device has not been my favorite as of late. It's too big, fragile and poorly designed to be a great handheld, and pretty much every game struggles on it because of its hybrid internals. I would LOVE to see Nintendo go back to having a dedicated handheld. A world where handheld games cost handheld prices.
Yawn. I was so sure after Ubisoft had some success with Mario + Rabbids that we were gonna see some proper support from companies instead of an endless stream of old games. How wrong/naive I was.
Until some company invests the R&D into some sort of like… sealed enclosure analog stick, this will continue to be a bit of a spectre to some degree for most controllers AFAIK. The Switch has the added hurdle of that graphite dust, but most sticks can drift given the right amount of environmental abuse.
If there’s a fix this simple for this thing, then Nintendo didn’t even bother trying to fix it is my guess. More than happy to ignore and rake it in on selling Joy Cons. Would LOVE to see the numbers on that. Super sketchy.
@The_New_Butler yeah, I couldn't agree more with this. I think it actually could have the opposite effect. I think the marketing budget and price point are alluding to a much deeper experience than I PERSONALLY think this game is going to end up being. My money is firmly banked that this game is going to be a massive let down for anyone who isn't a die hard Metroid fan who is already invested in the storyline. I think if we still had the 3DS or an equivalent, this would be a 40$ game.
Probably letting everyone know there’s going to be a ton of bug patches and updates coming that ain’t making it onto the cartridge. AKA modern game development.
I feel for the collector types because it’s only getting worse for this kind of stuff.
@PaulBizkit the gap between Metroid Dread’s production value and something like Hollow Knight’s hand-drawn 2D isn’t that big. The locked off camera makes things way easier to produce.
If Nintendo still had a separate handheld console, none of the games announced at E3 would be full home console prices, except Mario Party maybe (edit). They would be priced as the smaller projects/experiences that they are. I’m out on these three games (Dread, Wario and Advanced Wars). They just smell of cash grab to me. To each their own, though. Enjoy! Hope they end up being good.
I used to be a pretty ardent supporter of Nintendo but man, lately there’s just been some moves (or lack thereof) that have just made me start to completely reevaluate my impression of them this gen.
@GameCollector84 I agree! I’m not saying everyone needs to do Game Pass, I’m saying everyone needs to offer some sort of response to it. Sony needed to announce major PS Now changes, Nintendo needed to seriously bolster their NSO offerings. SOMETHING. Because business as usual isn’t going to cut it IMHO.
Every Nintendo announcement except BOTW2 is a wait on review for me. I’m too sick of this low-effort Nintendo cash grab right now. Every company who isn’t working towards altering their value proposition in response to Game Pass is doing it wrong.
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Re: Gallery: Here's How The Switch Online N64 Controller Compares To The Real Thing
Tear downs show that a few years before it’s limp, floppy and experiencing drift would be VERY lucky.
Re: Tomb Raider Will Finally Make Its Switch Debut With Two Lara Croft Titles In 2022
Both are 85% off on Steam right now
Re: Watch: Modern Vintage Gamer Shares An In-Depth Look At The Pros And Cons Of Nintendo's N64 Emulation
Hard pass on the input lag alone, who cares about a bit of fog when your actions are that far off from your inputs. How did they manage to make it even worse than it is in Mario 3D All-Stars?
Re: Soapbox: Nintendo's N64 Emulation Is Serviceable, But Treasured Memories Deserve Better
I would be fine with less than perfect if it wasn’t so expensive
Re: Rumour: Switch Online Datamine Uncovers Plans For "At Least" 38 N64 Games And 52 Sega Genesis Titles
Yeah let’s just wait and see. Will they go all in on a totally botched flop of a product? Maybe!
Re: Review: Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania - Feature-Packed, But Far From Top Banana
I’m actually shocked it’s a 7, it looked baaad.
Re: "Dreams Come True": Chris Pratt Talks About His New Role As Super Mario
Chris Pratt stopped being funny when he got jacked and let everyone know how awful he is.
Re: Banjo-Kazooie Is 'Coming Home' To A Nintendo Console Via Switch Online
Unpopular opinion: this game isn’t very good. The n64 library has not aged well. There was a shock and awe effect at the time around 3D graphics in general that has well and truly worn off. They look bad, they sound bad and they play even worse.
Re: Nintendo Officially Reveals Kirby And The Forgotten Land
Ahh, people have such high hopes, that’s so cute.
Re: The Super Mario Movie's Release Date And Cast Are Revealed
No Charles, no interest.
Re: Nintendo 64 And Sega Genesis Expansion Pack Announced For Switch Online, Launches This October
I’m not paying for any of this
Re: Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania 'SEGA Legends' Pack Brings Back Classic Consoles
Wow these look awful
Re: Super Mario 64 LEGO '?' Block Revealed, Out In October
Obviously not the target audience here, but I find these Mario LEGO sets to be kind of ugly.
Re: Video: Here's Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of Sonic Colors Ultimate On Nintendo Switch
People should not be surprised by low effort/low quality Sonic games at this point.
Re: Hollywood Voice Cast Revealed For 'The Last Worker' At The Venice Film Festival
I really liked Olafur in Lady Dynamite.
Re: Random: This Deep Sea Subnautica LEGO Build Makes Us Hate The Ocean Slightly Less
Haha some of these responses.
Re: Platinum's Switch Exclusive Astral Chain Celebrates Its Second Anniversary
Really enjoyed this game! Got a bit old by the end of the main story. I would be up for a sequel, though.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Will Expand Its Switch Online Service With Game Boy And Game Boy Color Titles
Oh, what a surprise. More bare minimum from Nintendo, more dust on my Switch.
Re: Deck-Building Card Battler 'Monster Train First Class' Is Out Now On Switch
This game is so great! Put an embarrassing amount of time into both Slay the Spire and Monster Train, and in my opinion, Monster Train is the better game.
Re: Latest Metroid Dread Report Explores Samus' Special Abilities, New Trailer Also Released
I still think this game looks ridiculously cheap/outdated. Let’s hope it’s fun, I guess?
Re: Random: Brendan Fraser Was So Busy Playing Switch He Missed The Start Of A Meet & Greet
I recently watched Doom Patrol and realized how much I friggin’ love this guy. This just put it over the top.
Re: The Hori Flex Assistive Controller For Switch Is Now Available In The US
Great product, glad to hear it's getting more availability. I know in Canada you can get a significant (>70%) portion of devices like this covered by the gov't as well.
Re: Mini Review: art of rally - Stylish Driving With Plenty Of Substance
@MrChippyPancakes huh, very interesting. Looks can be deceiving. Valheim is like that, too. On the surface you think it’s just another low poly thing until the real-time weather eats your CPU like it’s a Skittle.
Re: Mini Review: art of rally - Stylish Driving With Plenty Of Substance
I feel like this game really shouldn't look as bad as it does on Switch? I know the Switch is old tech and all, but it doesn't seem like the devs gave much effort to porting this over. But I dunno, I'm not a game dev.
Re: Spelunky 1 And 2 Listed For 26th August Release On Switch eShop
Never played the first one but got pretty darn into the second. Equal parts mystery and misery. This game wants nothing more than to kick you when you’re down, but there’s just enough in there to keep drawing you back in.
Re: Loop Hero Is A Timeloop Game, Looping Its Way To Switch Later This Year
This was one of my favourite games this year, and one that will probably translate really well to the Switch.
Re: Here's What The Nintendo Switch Looks Like Next To Valve's Steam Deck
I am WAY more excited for Playdate than Steam Deck. Steam Deck isn’t even close to being on my radar.
Re: Dorfromantik Is A 'Peaceful Building Strategy' Experience Coming To Switch
I played this on Steam, it’s… fine, I guess? Enjoyed the chill vibes on my first session, but then it just kind of got super boring. It was still in EA at the time, so maybe they’ve made it less boring.
Re: Soapbox: Playdate Sold Out In 20 Minutes - Is It Time For A New Nintendo Handheld?
I still like Nintendo games, but the Switch as a device has not been my favorite as of late. It's too big, fragile and poorly designed to be a great handheld, and pretty much every game struggles on it because of its hybrid internals. I would LOVE to see Nintendo go back to having a dedicated handheld. A world where handheld games cost handheld prices.
Re: Doctor Who: The Edge Of Reality Arrives In September Starring Jodie Whittaker And David Tennant
@jump knows what's up.
Re: Techland Is Reportedly Bringing Dying Light: Platinum Edition To Switch This October
Yawn. I was so sure after Ubisoft had some success with Mario + Rabbids that we were gonna see some proper support from companies instead of an endless stream of old games. How wrong/naive I was.
Re: Valve's Steam Deck Hopes To Avoid Switch's Joy-Con Drift Issues
Until some company invests the R&D into some sort of like… sealed enclosure analog stick, this will continue to be a bit of a spectre to some degree for most controllers AFAIK. The Switch has the added hurdle of that graphite dust, but most sticks can drift given the right amount of environmental abuse.
Re: Someone Thinks They've Resolved Nintendo's Joy-Con Drift Problem With An Incredibly Simple Fix
If there’s a fix this simple for this thing, then Nintendo didn’t even bother trying to fix it is my guess. More than happy to ignore and rake it in on selling Joy Cons. Would LOVE to see the numbers on that. Super sketchy.
Re: Talking Point: Can Metroid Dread Be The Franchise's 'Awakening'?
@The_New_Butler yeah, I couldn't agree more with this. I think it actually could have the opposite effect. I think the marketing budget and price point are alluding to a much deeper experience than I PERSONALLY think this game is going to end up being. My money is firmly banked that this game is going to be a massive let down for anyone who isn't a die hard Metroid fan who is already invested in the storyline. I think if we still had the 3DS or an equivalent, this would be a 40$ game.
Re: "It's Like A Contra Game On Acid": Weapon Of Choice DX Runs 'N' Guns Onto Switch This Fall
I mean, you gotta work within your budget I guess, but I am just not a fan of the rigged 2D aesthetic.
Re: Random: That Guy Playing The Switch OLED In His Hallway Is Driving Social Media Bonkers
This is just a director and/or cinematographer shooting for depth.
Re: Eek! The Physical Copy Of Monster Hunter Stories 2 Might Require A Download
Probably letting everyone know there’s going to be a ton of bug patches and updates coming that ain’t making it onto the cartridge. AKA modern game development.
I feel for the collector types because it’s only getting worse for this kind of stuff.
Re: Round Up: The Mario Golf: Super Rush Reviews Are In
Definitely the last preorder I make. There’s been such a dip in quality for 1st party titles. It really bums me out.
Re: Ex-SpongeBob Animator Chris Gottron Is Working On A "Zelda-Like" Survival Game For Switch
Looks pretty generic
Re: Talking Point: Why Metroid Dread Will Be Worth $60
@PaulBizkit the gap between Metroid Dread’s production value and something like Hollow Knight’s hand-drawn 2D isn’t that big. The locked off camera makes things way easier to produce.
Re: Talking Point: Why Metroid Dread Will Be Worth $60
If Nintendo still had a separate handheld console, none of the games announced at E3 would be full home console prices, except Mario Party maybe (edit). They would be priced as the smaller projects/experiences that they are. I’m out on these three games (Dread, Wario and Advanced Wars). They just smell of cash grab to me. To each their own, though. Enjoy! Hope they end up being good.
Re: Switch Error Code 2123-1502 - Users Still Waiting On Fix For Update 12.0.3 Issues
I used to be a pretty ardent supporter of Nintendo but man, lately there’s just been some moves (or lack thereof) that have just made me start to completely reevaluate my impression of them this gen.
Re: Nintendo's Digital Deals Sale Is Now Live, Up To 75% Off Hundreds Of Switch Games
Great price for Mario + Rabbids if anyone has been hesitant. 'mon in!! Great title with more on the way.
Grabbing some Paper Mario and Xenoblade Chronicles myself.
Re: The E3 2021 Awards Winners Are In, But Nintendo Lost Out
@GameCollector84 I agree! I’m not saying everyone needs to do Game Pass, I’m saying everyone needs to offer some sort of response to it. Sony needed to announce major PS Now changes, Nintendo needed to seriously bolster their NSO offerings. SOMETHING. Because business as usual isn’t going to cut it IMHO.
Re: The E3 2021 Awards Winners Are In, But Nintendo Lost Out
Every Nintendo announcement except BOTW2 is a wait on review for me. I’m too sick of this low-effort Nintendo cash grab right now. Every company who isn’t working towards altering their value proposition in response to Game Pass is doing it wrong.
Re: Metroid 5 Is Coming To Switch, And It's 2D
Wasn't impressed with this, seemed like stopgap filler to me.
Re: Advance Wars 1+2 Re-Boot Camp Reimagines The Classics On Switch
I dunno, I want to like it? This and Dread looked cheap af to me. UNPOPULAR OPINION, I know.. spare me the @'s.
Re: Nintendo Asks That You Don't Co-Stream The E3 2021 Nintendo Direct, Thanks Very Much
oh no, people need to react and form their own opinions! the horror.
Re: Nintendo's Official Website Reveals Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope, Coming To Switch In 2022
IM SO FRIGGIN EXCITED.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel #86 - Battletoads
I think this game is where my distrust of technology started. “Moooooom, the computer won’t let me win!”