Imagine if we have to wait until the end of March for an announcement! Oh the agony. Regarding this rumour: I can’t see it happening the same day as DKRHD gets released but fingers are crossed
This with REmake, the Metroid Prime games and the two Zeldas make the cube such an awesome machine. Chuck in F-Zero GX, WaveRace, 1080 and a brilliant Mario Kart for good measure and racing fans are covered. Gaming nights with Monkey Ball and Double Dash were only ever matched by MK64 and Goldeneye nights a few years prior. What a time.
@Qwiff this is easily just as good as Tropical Freeze. While I’ll hand it to you that LM3 is objectively better in most ways than LM2 and I understand not wanting to buy LM2 port this is different. (Id recommend playing LM2 on 3DS anyway for the 3D effect). But DKR is one of my favourite games from the Wii era and is every bit as good as TF. Unless they bodged this HD port ofc.
@Summer235 depends on your perspective. For those that haven’t played before perhaps it’s quite steep. For those that get to experience for the first time perhaps it’s an absolutely brilliant game deserving of the price. I’m in the former category but very happy new players get to experience an absolute gem
@DiamondJim I’m not rebuying it - I have the Wii original and loved the hell out of it back in the day but don’t feel the need to buy it again. My view is this release is mainly for the people that haven’t played it before to get to enjoy a brilliant game. My nephew wasn’t even alive when the 3DS version (!) was released and he’s getting it (I insisted as obviously I wanna pop round and show him how to DK properly).
Does this leak come in a cheesy sauce? Nope! Not interested. More food for thought, apparently the logo seen here is identical to an early fan made mock up from 2023. I’ll see if I can find the link. Something smells.
@calbeau I recommend plenty of isotonic drinks and water. While drinking water alone will help, you’ll also dilute all the other natural salts as presumably you’ve been self-medicating with only NaCl. Good luck. Hopefully this BS publicity stunt pandemic will be over soon.
So you’ll telling me the force of someone’s thumb press is enough to prise apart but with the whole hand you need to brute force it off? Something smells.
Edit: while I understand grip strength can be very strong this is Nintendo, they would design it so that kids will be able to disconnect the JC without the thumb press strength of an adult.
My prediction is the console will launch with some games to buy as well, it will play said games and some people including myself will buy console and games and play said games. Do I get a job as an analyst?
@HotGoomba perhaps SwiitchU? With a standard white version and a black deluxe version launching with more storage and NintendolandDeluxe. And then market it the exact same as original Switch (same logo etc) just to make sure everyone knows it’s a new console right?
@swoose does the warranty info on the Nintendo page reference a Switch 2 JC after inputting this serial number? Seems just as likely that the serial number was copied from a previous Switch 1 JC.
@Euler I agree they are more likely to go with a creative name more representative of whatever the new thing is about the next version that they want to emphasise. I just think if they choose to go with a numbered entry again I think they’ll consider it to be the 10th or even 11th version of MK when you add MKTour into the mix. IIRC they went with using 7 as it’s considered a lucky number in many places around the world and 8 as it makes a figure of 8 track. If there’s an extreme element perhaps MKXtreme! Who knows. I sure hope it looks and feels different to 8D.
I’m guessing the next Mario Kart will be MK10 (or MKX) as 8Deluxe is so huge and extended beyond the original WiiU 8 it’s likely its own numbered entry.
@Astropez agreed. Achievements can piss off. Player rewards should be built in to the game design seamlessly not tacked on with naff little meaningless trophies.
I’m filing this rumour under uninspired BS and it can sit alongside the other several hundred BS rumours that are boring me to death. Give me some real news please!
I think this remake is targeting people like me that were so close to getting the original but put off by mixed reviews. I’ve certainly got my eye on this. If it reviews well I’ve take the plunge.
Firmly in the no way camp. Wouldn’t want to detract from those last min Xmas sales. Most likely we’ll get something in Jan / Feb possibly Mar at latest.
Fortunately for us game prices haven’t gone up with inflation over the past few decades meaning now we have more choice and they are cheaper than ever before. Lest we forget Turok released at £70 in 1997 and according to BoE calculator is equivalent to £134.87 today. I like to keep this mind when I start moaning about an already cheap game getting ‘only’ a 33% discount.
Half of the top 10 are First party games. Then FC25 and Hogwarts Switch versions selling a lot too. Is that like 3/4 of top 10 sales on Switch? Absolutely insane. BEAST
Time, Sage. Just need Princess Rosemary to complete the set. (This shows how much I care about some arbitrary timeline BS). I prefer the idea that each game is its own standalone retelling of the legend, except of course those direct sequels like TotK.
In the entertainment space in general I think Nintendo’s biggest direct competition is from tablet gaming. Kids love tablets. Gamers like us might want both a PS5/PC and a Switch and so for us they are competing but we are the core not the mainstream. Basically I think a decent PSPortable can co-exist quite happily without affecting Ninty too much and so I welcome one.
Just a thought. If ninty had put loads of games on NSO upfront would people continue to subscribe to this day after having tried / played most of them early on? Would NSO be sustainable in this case? As much as I want every game available now (where’s Wetrix?!) perhaps I’m thinking it’s best to enjoy what we’ve got now and I’ll maintain my subscription to show I want more titles added. Disclaimer: having subscribed from day 1 I chose to cancel for over a year but FOMO got the better of me recently.
@Ultimapunch when you’ve only 240p or 480p resolution the required number of pixels to make legible text means the characters will be large on the screen. These days they can make tiny (but still legible text if you can see it), as they’ve got so many more pixels to play with.
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Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Reveal Trailer Gives First Official Look At The New Console
The SwiitchTu is here everyone. It’s just a screen accessory for the original swiitch right? and it’ll launch with NewNintendoLand and ZombieTu?
Re: Rumour: 'Switch 2' Will Reportedly Be Officially Revealed This Thursday
Imagine if we have to wait until the end of March for an announcement! Oh the agony. Regarding this rumour: I can’t see it happening the same day as DKRHD gets released but fingers are crossed
Re: Anniversary: Resident Evil 4, One Of The Greatest Games Ever Made, Turns 20
This with REmake, the Metroid Prime games and the two Zeldas make the cube such an awesome machine. Chuck in F-Zero GX, WaveRace, 1080 and a brilliant Mario Kart for good measure and racing fans are covered. Gaming nights with Monkey Ball and Double Dash were only ever matched by MK64 and Goldeneye nights a few years prior. What a time.
Re: Round Up: 'Switch 2' Renders Suggest A Sleek, Classy Successor
Someone call the plumber!! My favourite site is losing all credibility with all these leaks.
Re: So, Have You Pre-Ordered Donkey Kong Country Returns HD For Switch?
@Qwiff this is easily just as good as Tropical Freeze. While I’ll hand it to you that LM3 is objectively better in most ways than LM2 and I understand not wanting to buy LM2 port this is different. (Id recommend playing LM2 on 3DS anyway for the 3D effect). But DKR is one of my favourite games from the Wii era and is every bit as good as TF. Unless they bodged this HD port ofc.
Re: So, Have You Pre-Ordered Donkey Kong Country Returns HD For Switch?
@Summer235 depends on your perspective. For those that haven’t played before perhaps it’s quite steep. For those that get to experience for the first time perhaps it’s an absolutely brilliant game deserving of the price. I’m in the former category but very happy new players get to experience an absolute gem
Re: So, Have You Pre-Ordered Donkey Kong Country Returns HD For Switch?
@DiamondJim I’m not rebuying it - I have the Wii original and loved the hell out of it back in the day but don’t feel the need to buy it again. My view is this release is mainly for the people that haven’t played it before to get to enjoy a brilliant game. My nephew wasn’t even alive when the 3DS version (!) was released and he’s getting it (I insisted as obviously I wanna pop round and show him how to DK properly).
Re: Switch 2 'Indentations' Make It Incompatible With Original Switch Dock, Says Genki
Does this leak come in a cheesy sauce? Nope! Not interested. More food for thought, apparently the logo seen here is identical to an early fan made mock up from 2023. I’ll see if I can find the link. Something smells.
Re: Genki Claims The 'Switch 2' Joy-Con Can Be Removed By 'Brute Force'
@calbeau I recommend plenty of isotonic drinks and water. While drinking water alone will help, you’ll also dilute all the other natural salts as presumably you’ve been self-medicating with only NaCl. Good luck. Hopefully this BS publicity stunt pandemic will be over soon.
Re: Genki Claims The 'Switch 2' Joy-Con Can Be Removed By 'Brute Force'
So you’ll telling me the force of someone’s thumb press is enough to prise apart but with the whole hand you need to brute force it off? Something smells.
Edit: while I understand grip strength can be very strong this is Nintendo, they would design it so that kids will be able to disconnect the JC without the thumb press strength of an adult.
Re: PS5 Will Sell More Than 'Switch 2' In The US This Year, Says Analyst
My prediction is the console will launch with some games to buy as well, it will play said games and some people including myself will buy console and games and play said games. Do I get a job as an analyst?
Re: PS5 Will Sell More Than 'Switch 2' In The US This Year, Says Analyst
@KayFiOS yes they always misspell analcyst.
Re: PS5 Will Sell More Than 'Switch 2' In The US This Year, Says Analyst
@HotGoomba perhaps SwiitchU? With a standard white version and a black deluxe version launching with more storage and NintendolandDeluxe. And then market it the exact same as original Switch (same logo etc) just to make sure everyone knows it’s a new console right?
Re: Is This Our Best Look Yet At 'Switch 2'?
I'm sick of these publicity stunt leaks. From now on I am only consuming leaks if they come in a nice cheesy sauce
Re: Poll: Does Anyone Actually Use The Switch Joy-Con Straps?
Most of the time. Don’t enjoy playing without them. SL/SR too small for me grubby fingers
Re: Switch's First 'Rebootless Update' Of 2025 Is Now Live, Here Are The Details
The Switch has left the stable!
In struts the new stallion/pony (TBC).
Re: Rumour: New 'Switch 2' Photos Show Off A Very Legit-Looking Joy-Con
@swoose does the warranty info on the Nintendo page reference a Switch 2 JC after inputting this serial number? Seems just as likely that the serial number was copied from a previous Switch 1 JC.
Re: Best Nintendo Switch Life Sims And Farming Games
Does growing and plucking Pikmin not count as farming?! 😉
Re: Nintendo Switch 2: Everything We Know About Nintendo's Next Console
@Euler I agree they are more likely to go with a creative name more representative of whatever the new thing is about the next version that they want to emphasise. I just think if they choose to go with a numbered entry again I think they’ll consider it to be the 10th or even 11th version of MK when you add MKTour into the mix. IIRC they went with using 7 as it’s considered a lucky number in many places around the world and 8 as it makes a figure of 8 track. If there’s an extreme element perhaps MKXtreme! Who knows. I sure hope it looks and feels different to 8D.
Re: Tech Fans Have Gone Full 'Layton' In Analysing The 'Switch 2' Motherboard
@OorWullie yes WaveRace 4 will look amazing!!
Re: Rumour: Supposed Images Of The 'Switch 2' Motherboard Appear Online
This confirms it. The Switch successor will play games!!
Re: Nintendo Switch 2: Everything We Know About Nintendo's Next Console
@HalBailman finally some sense! Agree with everything you said. You are now my number 1 source for logical and obvious extrapolations!
Re: Nintendo Switch 2: Everything We Know About Nintendo's Next Console
I’m guessing the next Mario Kart will be MK10 (or MKX) as 8Deluxe is so huge and extended beyond the original WiiU 8 it’s likely its own numbered entry.
Re: PSA: Switch 2 Is Getting Revealed In The Next 100 Days
If today is day 1 then 1+99=100 so only 99days to go! But whatever. I voted Feb reveal. BRING IT ON Already.
Re: Those Switch 2 Leaks "Might Be Legit" According To A New Report
This is so meta. A rumour suggesting that another rumour is true. What a web of BS.
Re: 'Switch 2' Is Projected To Be The "Clear Winner" In The Next Console Generation
I hope their slide is purposely designed to look like a Windows 95 PowerPoint slide… otherwise that’s not a good look
Re: After Sharing Switch 2 Images, Dbrand Is Back With Actual Measurements
Something smells around here.
Re: Review: The Thing: Remastered (Switch) - A Great Remaster Of A Half-Great Game
@Astropez agreed. Achievements can piss off. Player rewards should be built in to the game design seamlessly not tacked on with naff little meaningless trophies.
Re: 3D Print Of Rumoured 'Switch 2' Design Gives Us A Closer Look At OLED Size Comparison
I’m filing this rumour under uninspired BS and it can sit alongside the other several hundred BS rumours that are boring me to death. Give me some real news please!
Re: Eagle-Eyed Fans Think They've Spotted The First 'Switch 2' Image In New Satisfye Trailer
Something sure stinks with this one.
Re: 'Nintendo Music' Adds Another N64 Soundtrack, Here's Every Song Included
@Grackler they released a rumble pak compatible version in JP. I have it and the rumble is so strong it’s off the charts. Beats HD rumble hands down.
Re: 'Nintendo Music' Adds Another N64 Soundtrack, Here's Every Song Included
No way!! Finally some WaveRace love!!
Re: UK Charts: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Leads The Pack For Nintendo, As Familiar Faces Hold The Podium
@SBandy1 totally agree!! The water physics are sublime. Let’s have a Wave Race 64HD release before all new wave race 4.
Re: UK Charts: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Leads The Pack For Nintendo, As Familiar Faces Hold The Podium
@SBandy1 10 gold stars for mentioning Wave Race!!! You have made my day.
Re: Random: Metroid Prime 3 Dev Left Retro Studios After "Unhealthy Relationship" With Nintendo Micromanagement
I’m glad all the comments so far echo my thoughts. No one artist is bigger than the IP. Get a grip.
Re: Video: Yooka-Replaylee Dev Demo Highlights "New Features And More Changes"
I think this remake is targeting people like me that were so close to getting the original but put off by mixed reviews. I’ve certainly got my eye on this. If it reviews well I’ve take the plunge.
Re: Video: Let's Discuss The Big Question: What The Heck Is Happening At Nintendo Right Now?
@Ultimapunch and they’ll call it NewWiiUDeluxe just to make sure there’s zero confusion.
Re: Firaxis "Hadn't Expected" Civilization VI's Success On Switch
Sounds like CivVII could do with being held back to be a launch title for the SuperDooperSwitch. I’d be seriously tempted if that was the case.
Re: Poll: After Three Quiet Months, Will We Finally Get A Nintendo Direct In December?
Firmly in the no way camp. Wouldn’t want to detract from those last min Xmas sales. Most likely we’ll get something in Jan / Feb possibly Mar at latest.
Re: 62 Switch Games You Should Pick Up In Nintendo's Black Friday Sale (Europe)
Fortunately for us game prices haven’t gone up with inflation over the past few decades meaning now we have more choice and they are cheaper than ever before. Lest we forget Turok released at £70 in 1997 and according to BoE calculator is equivalent to £134.87 today. I like to keep this mind when I start moaning about an already cheap game getting ‘only’ a 33% discount.
Re: Talking Point: Where The Heck Are Those Metroid Prime 2 And 3 Remasters?
can’t wait for the surprise Hunters remaster announcement!! Yes please!!
Re: Rumour: Ubisoft May Be Working On An Animal Crossing Competitor
If it’s got Rayman in…. anything else is DOA.
Re: UK Charts: Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake Crashes Out Of The Top 40
Half of the top 10 are First party games. Then FC25 and Hogwarts Switch versions selling a lot too. Is that like 3/4 of top 10 sales on Switch? Absolutely insane. BEAST
Re: The Legend Of Zelda: Echoes Of Wisdom Has Been Added To The Official Timeline
Time, Sage. Just need Princess Rosemary to complete the set. (This shows how much I care about some arbitrary timeline BS). I prefer the idea that each game is its own standalone retelling of the legend, except of course those direct sequels like TotK.
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's Game Boy Library With Another Classic
New DK title to launch the Switch2? Luigi got to launch GC, Zelda launched the Wii and Switch. Now it’s time for a DK launch? 🚀
Re: Sony May Be Plotting A New PSP To Compete With Nintendo's 'Switch 2'
In the entertainment space in general I think Nintendo’s biggest direct competition is from tablet gaming. Kids love tablets. Gamers like us might want both a PS5/PC and a Switch and so for us they are competing but we are the core not the mainstream. Basically I think a decent PSPortable can co-exist quite happily without affecting Ninty too much and so I welcome one.
Re: How Well Do You Know The Nintendo DS?
Great leader board! More more more please
Re: Nintendo Adds Metroid Prime 4: Beyond To Official Metroid Website, Says It's "Coming Soon"
IT’S HAPPENING!!
Sorry, let me calm down a sec.
Nope. IT’S REALLY HAPPENING!!
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's Game Boy Library With Another Classic
Just a thought. If ninty had put loads of games on NSO upfront would people continue to subscribe to this day after having tried / played most of them early on? Would NSO be sustainable in this case? As much as I want every game available now (where’s Wetrix?!) perhaps I’m thinking it’s best to enjoy what we’ve got now and I’ll maintain my subscription to show I want more titles added. Disclaimer: having subscribed from day 1 I chose to cancel for over a year but FOMO got the better of me recently.
Re: Random: Uh-Oh, Some Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake Players Are Struggling With The "Small" Text
@Ultimapunch when you’ve only 240p or 480p resolution the required number of pixels to make legible text means the characters will be large on the screen. These days they can make tiny (but still legible text if you can see it), as they’ve got so many more pixels to play with.