To be fair, Nintendo, if you want more people to play NES games again why not try putting games that haven't been re-released before? I mean, games like Super Turrican (The European exclusive NES game, not the SNES game), Devil World (In the US and it should be possible now), just more of the obscure ones!
Are you SURE they're not just being sarcastic and they're doing a good job of covering it up? I mean, this article is from the same guys that can't tell the difference between the NES and SNES versions of Super Mario Bros. 3 without someone pointing it out for them.
We need a hero... someone more powerful than any Nintendo character... someone who can control their power in such a way that they are nearly unbeatable... someone who knows the difference between wrong and right...
A little typo there: It says "Controls use the familiar Double Dragon scheme" when it should say "Controls use the familiar Double Dragon 2 scheme" because Renegade's control scheme was dropped on DD1 while it was brought back in DD2.
@anti-matter I'm starting to think there are no moderators or admins on this site to take care of your [removed]. You are the [removed] that wants no one to play anything other than Nintendo. If you were President and you announced your cr*p to the world, about 1/3 of the country will move somewhere else.
@anti-matter The idea of sex being evil is completely stupid. If the first humans who thought it was evil spread their ideas to everyone else and they held that case, the human race would've gone extinct a long time ago.
@Lemonslice Somehow, you manage to be more annoying than @anti-matter. You literally say that Trump is right, while I do prefer him over Hillary, this is one thing about him I WOULDN'T support, and you also said that all people should play Nintendo. That's f**king stupid. What about the people that never play Nintendo? Would they have to learn to accept it? What about those who want more than Nintendo? They would get bored because that's all they have. And by only Nintendo, do you strictly mean first-party games? I'm asking that because games like DOOM have switch ports.
EDIT: Oh, and by the way, I'm 13 and have all the classic Doom games. As far as I can tell, I'm fine. And I've got a question for you, @anti-matter. If 18+ games are automatically evil by your logic no matter the content, then does this mean sex games are evil too?
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Re: Random: Introducing Gooigi, Your New Co-Op Partner In Luigi's Mansion
He literally looks like a placeholder they were too lazy to replace.
Re: Super Mario Odyssey Art Book Reveals "Official Bowsette" Concept Existed Long Before The Fan-Made One
What do you think would be better music for such a boss fight?
This:
Or this:
The embed system doesn't seem to be reading my timecode properly, so skip to 40:30 for the second video.
Re: The Mystery 'Nut Pokémon' Officially Revealed As 'Meltan', Will Appear In Let's Go Pikachu & Eevee
That's one of the lamest names I've ever heard.
Re: Random: Fans Ask For A Philips CD-i Classic, Philips Says "We Will Try Our Best"
To be honest CD-I is associated with those four games to the point that it's almost like that those games are the entire library of the system.
Re: Random: Bowsette Is Now A Thing Thanks To A Near-Endless Supply Of Nintendo Fan Art
And now for another episode of "Bren Sez"!

Re: Random: Pokémon Go's 'Nut Pokémon' Has Been Causing Mayhem Among Players
I'm more concerned with the fact that people are still playing that game in 2018.
Re: Hamster Adding Even More Games To The Arcade Archives On Switch
R-Type?
PFF, I'd rather have Katakis!
Except that wasn't an arcade game.
Re: Capcom Announces Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy For Nintendo Switch
Mmh.
I would care a lot more for a "Capcom Shooter Collection", containing games such as Vulgus and 1942.
Re: Feature: 5 Times Sony Shamelessly Copied Nintendo
Am I going to have to bring Chad Warden into this?
/s
Re: Soapbox: Why I'm Not Excited About Playing NES Games On The Nintendo Switch
To be fair, Nintendo, if you want more people to play NES games again why not try putting games that haven't been re-released before? I mean, games like Super Turrican (The European exclusive NES game, not the SNES game), Devil World (In the US and it should be possible now), just more of the obscure ones!
Re: Bethesda's Pete Hines Says Wolfenstein 3 Is "Absolutely" Happening
PLEASE tie into the Commander Keen games!
Re: Your Nintendo Switch Cloud Save Files Will Be Lost If Your Online Subscription Expires
Absolute bullsh*t.
F*ck Nintendo's Lame-a*s service.
Re: Random: Warner Bros. Seems A Little Unsure On How The Switch Actually Works
Based on that title, I was expecting that Warner was confused with the Switch's architecture and technical specs, not a simple printing error.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Direct To Be Rescheduled For Thursday 13th September
Bren McGuire kills ROB
Re: Random: A Tiny Animation Change In Mega Man 11 Is Leaving Some Players Unhappy
Are you SURE they're not just being sarcastic and they're doing a good job of covering it up? I mean, this article is from the same guys that can't tell the difference between the NES and SNES versions of Super Mario Bros. 3 without someone pointing it out for them.
Re: Random: Hasbro Launching Officially Licensed Fortnite Nerf Blasters In 2019
But WHY?
Re: Space Harrier Is Joining The Sega AGES Line On Switch eShop
When's Zaxxon?
Re: Illegal Game Sharing Site Mocks Nintendo's Recent Legal Actions With Trolling Video
We need a hero... someone more powerful than any Nintendo character... someone who can control their power in such a way that they are nearly unbeatable... someone who knows the difference between wrong and right...
Re: Feature: Big In Japan - Investigating The Phenomenon That Is Monster Hunter
God, why do I keep confusing this game with Hunter X Hunter? I barely know about both!
Re: Random: Honda Commercial Shows Mario Bros. 3 Being Played With SNES Controllers
Is Nintendolife blind? 'Cause they clearly can't tell the diff between an 8-bit game and a 16-bit game!
Re: Random: English Voice Actor Of Goku Hasn't Recorded Lines For Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
No, that just means that someone else is probably voicing Lucario here.
Re: Gallery: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Full Character Roster (Updated)
68. Bren Mcguire
68ε. Juko
Re: Simon And Richter Belmont Confirmed As Playable Characters In Smash Bros. Ultimate
I hope his design from Castlevania Chronicles is an alt skin.
Re: Random: Nintendo Finally Confirms The Correct Pronunciation For 'NES'
That's probably just in Japan. The commercials called it "N. E. S."
Re: Play As Parodies Of Top Movie Stars In Pixel Action Heroes, Coming To Switch Next Month
>Minecraft aesthetic
SUPER CRINGE
Re: Nintendo Takes Legal Action Against Two Notorious Arizona-Based ROM Websites
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Also, Nintendo downloads ROMS themselves. https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-01-18-did-nintendo-download-a-mario-rom-and-sell-it-back-to-us
Re: Video: Here's A Look At The Mega Man: Fully Charged Animated Series
Where's Rock?
Where the hell is Rock?
Who the f*ck is Aki Light?
Re: Funko Wants To Know What Pocket Monster Pop You Would Like Added To Its New Pokémon Line
That scrapped Ditto evolution from the Spaceworld '97 proto of Gold
Re: Super Battletoads Is A Cancelled Game Boy Game That Was 100% Finished And Ready To Go
Actually, there is another game called Super Battletoads!
It's really just the Japanese version of the Arcade game.
Re: Review: Arcade Archives Renegade (Switch eShop)
A little typo there: It says "Controls use the familiar Double Dragon scheme" when it should say "Controls use the familiar Double Dragon 2 scheme" because Renegade's control scheme was dropped on DD1 while it was brought back in DD2.
Re: Review: Paranautical Activity (Switch eShop)
There's another 90's style Roguelite FPS that some want on switch...
STRAFE®
I have it on PC though.
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Is Unveiled For Switch, Every Previous Character Returns
I DON'T CARE ABOUT DAISY OR RIDLEY BEING IN SMASH NOW

I ONLY CARE FOR BREN MCGUIRE
Re: Super Mario Party Revealed For Nintendo Switch, Launches This October
God, I hope they change that logo. It looks like something from a fangame from 2008.
Re: Random: Praise The Bricks! Dark Souls Gets A LEGO Makeover
@Matthew010 I'm still waiting for his ban, if he does enough to trigger one.
Re: We Nearly Had A Terrifying Second Pikachu Evolution With Horns And Fangs
I always thought pikachu was useless and didn't deserve to be the mascot anyways
Re: Grezzo Is Handling The Luigi’s Mansion Port For 3DS
when it said grezzo I immediately thought grezzo as in the highly NSFW doom mod grezzo 2
Re: Super Mario Odyssey Passes The 10 Million Sold Marker
@Anti-Matter They're buying it because the Switch doesn't have a Mario Party game yet.
Re: Japan Is More Excited About Nintendo Labo Than God Of War
@Saego I have ignored him and he has ignored me. It's over now.
Re: Japan Is More Excited About Nintendo Labo Than God Of War
@saego I didn't report him just because of that one comment, I reported him because I wanted him off this site. There's no report user button.
EDIT: THERE'S AN IGNORE BUTTON?! GOD DAMNIT WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?!
Re: Japan Is More Excited About Nintendo Labo Than God Of War
@anti-matter I'm starting to think there are no moderators or admins on this site to take care of your [removed]. You are the [removed] that wants no one to play anything other than Nintendo. If you were President and you announced your cr*p to the world, about 1/3 of the country will move somewhere else.
Re: AtGames Confirms It's Making The Mega Drive Mini, Then Deletes Tweet
F*ck.
At least I have a real Genesis.
Re: Random: As The Pokémon Anime Hits 1000 Episodes, One Thing Is Clear: Ash Sucks At Pokémon
This is why I preferred Red. Or any player character from the games.
Re: Video: We Feel these Top Ten Characters Deserve to Be in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo Switch
give us bren mcguire
Re: Soapbox: With Microsoft Playing Ball, It’s Finally Time For Banjo-Kazooie To Return To Nintendo
give us an actual port of goldeneye 007 and not the remake while you're at it
Re: Funimation Really Wants Goku To Join The Roster In Super Smash Bros
can I stick with that model for brawl instead
Re: Weirdness: Mario Tennis Aces Artwork Triggers An Unlikely Discussion About Luigi's Lunch Box
@Anti-Matter there's a bulge if you look really really closely
Re: Random: Bad Dudes vs. DragonNinja Fan Art Is Being Used To Promote eShop Release
reminds me of how everyone kept using a fan made sonic forces logo
Re: The Games Industry Reacts To The White House's Violent Games Showreel
@anti-matter The idea of sex being evil is completely stupid. If the first humans who thought it was evil spread their ideas to everyone else and they held that case, the human race would've gone extinct a long time ago.
Re: The Games Industry Reacts To The White House's Violent Games Showreel
@Lemonslice Somehow, you manage to be more annoying than @anti-matter. You literally say that Trump is right, while I do prefer him over Hillary, this is one thing about him I WOULDN'T support, and you also said that all people should play Nintendo. That's f**king stupid. What about the people that never play Nintendo? Would they have to learn to accept it? What about those who want more than Nintendo? They would get bored because that's all they have. And by only Nintendo, do you strictly mean first-party games? I'm asking that because games like DOOM have switch ports.
EDIT: Oh, and by the way, I'm 13 and have all the classic Doom games. As far as I can tell, I'm fine. And I've got a question for you, @anti-matter. If 18+ games are automatically evil by your logic no matter the content, then does this mean sex games are evil too?
Re: White House Meeting With Industry Execs Focuses On Violence In Video Games
@Anti-Matter Amazing. That has nothing to do with what I just said.
Or maybe you said that because I predicted what you might reply?