When Mario proudly shed his overalls for Super Mario Odyssey, it almost broke the internet (OK, it didn't, but work ground to a halt in the Nintendo Life office, we can assure you of that).
Now, we're seeing a discussion occur online that could potentially dwarf "nipplegate", and - as usual - it's Mario's lanky sibling who is stealing all of the column inches (no pun intended).
Artwork for the forthcoming Mario Tennis Aces shows Luigi in a pair of particularly tight shorts - so tight in fact that they proudly show the unmistakeable outline of his lunch box. Any normal person would simply brush this off as Nintendo striving for a little anatomical accuracy, but c'mon guys - this is the internet we're talking about here.
Some people have actually gone to the length (again, no pun intended) of estimating the size of Luigi's nether regions. We won't repeat what is said here, but feel free to click at your own risk.
In fact, outside of merely acknowledging this truly bizarre discussion we're going to leave it there, because some things are sacred - and that includes the contents of Luigi's shorts.
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"Nintendo striving for a little anatomical accuracy". lol
Let's start with his nose being bigger than his mouth, his feet being bigger than his lower leg and his head is as big as his torso.
I have never in my life heard a single person refer to it as "a lunch box".
wew lad
They call that a bulge? This new wave of Beta Males have no concept of manhood.
@-Green- https://www.independent.co.uk/news/and-what-inquired-mlud-is-linfords-lunch-box-1165856.html
Dang, Luigi is seriously packin the HEAT.
Sometimes I really hate the internet
So basically a lot of people are bored out of their minds and have nothing interesting to say or do.
Disappointed, I was expecting an actual lunch box. The one where you carry your lunch.
I appreciate funny memes now and then, but don't you think this is pushing it a little bit for this site?
The nipples were alright , and while I don't personally care about this, I can easily see a bunch of people getting upset over this "story" being here.
I'd barely even call it a story. I saw like... one(?) post about this on twitter a week ago.
When his racket breaks...he simply pulls out his lunch box.
Time to get sad over Luigi being more endowed than myself.
Some men's pants, & underpants/boxers are very restrictive, & therefore misleading (about what's underneath; just so you lady readers know.). Luigi's my preferred MB, & I'd make a joke about how Daisy knows, but that would be in bad tastes.
Actually, I really was expecting to see a lunchbox, as I forgot that was another term for a specific male anatomy location.
If it's not at least as big as his nose he should be disappointed...
Hello rock bottom, thank you for inviting us down here...
@-Green- It's a British thing.
Ha ha weeji number 1
Seriously internet?! Is this what we are doing now??? (roll my eyes) Please stop! >>........<<
@Luffymcduck That is what I thought it was as well. I think I'm done with Nintendolife for a little while.
@-Green- Where else do you store your meat and two veg?
And guys there is a reason Mario consistantly shuns his brother..
Clearly both of your puns were intended. Wear them proud or don't mention them eh.
@Damo I saw the article, but it was still surprising.
@XenoShaun Lol
...Out of all the words I've heard for THAT, lunchbox is a new one on me.
...The internet worries me sometimes.
What a time to be alive
Well endowed.
Hard at work I see...
Uhm. Oh. Okay internet.
Also @ZurapiiYohane you have a very appropriate avatar for this article. XD
I could go without knowing this but now I do.We need Pokemon direct soon people are losing it.
Bring all the shameless puns you can think of!!! It won't be that hard
@Rika_Yoshitake alpha/beta males don't even exist.
Well he is Italian so.....
@Jayvir Whatever you say Charlie.
I don't see something wrong from Luigi's body part.
Some seem to have lost their sense of humour
Nintendowedonthavealife.com
I love the internet
Is this really an appropriate topic to be had here? Who would actually look at things like this?
@sillygostly
Nice! You (inadvertently?) slipped an "endowed" in there!
Between this, Mario’s nipples, and shirtless hunky King Dedede, one can’t help but wonder if there’s something in the water at Nintendo of Japan..... Maybe the new younger guard making games there are a bit sexually frustrated?
@SLIGEACH_EIRE Which lower leg though? XD
Why are we talking about this???
Oh yeah, because the Internet has no shame.
It's barely even noticeable. What is wrong with the internet?
See, I came into this with my mind in a completely innocent place and I thought we were gonna have a fun discussion about what Luigi packed for lunch in between tennis matches or something.
Are we gonna have a video with Alex where he examines Luigi's "lovely people?"
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
@Tyranexx lmao none of you have heard of lunchbox haha it’s years old! It’s not some new thing being said, my big brother was saying that in the late 80s!
Wait till antimatter sees this article!
@Luffymcduck In this one you carry "her" lunch!!
@SLIGEACH_EIRE Nintendo is maybe striving for a little anatomical completeness, better said.
@milliag
It seems everyone alive today is sexually frustrated.
I hate this decade. If I could describe it in one word, it would easily be "obnoxious". Absolutely, obnoxious.
This is what happens when you hand 20 somethings the reins.
...But that article picture, though... Reminds me of the Luigi's Mansion box art...
@Jingo_Unchained
Yeah?
Well, you are the minority. People are leaving because of "news" like this, and the only reason I'm not gone yet is because I can't find any good replacements. I was going to join Twitter to get news directly from the source, then backed out at the last second because I realized I did not want to add to the user count of a site which has no problem censoring tweets that do not fit its agenda.
Fn*k!ng Mainstream Social Media. Die already...
I'd rather he looked like this instead of some weird bump like they have on kids toys or Ken dolls.
It's not even that big or noticeable! Why has this become a thing?
@SLIGEACH_EIRE Accuracy is the inclusion of all the parts... You're mentioning proportions. Totally different.
I laughed for a minute at this today because, as a 3D artist, unexpected "folds" in material based on weighting can lend themselves to hilarious deformations. I've had a few funny ones, which all my friends swear I did on purpose... We may never know. 😝
That's a sports "cup" outline, if anything - protects GENITALS from getting slammed hard by a tennis ball. I'd say "this is stupid to talk about" but in another image online today, I stopped and took notice myself.
Can he do a helicopter?
That’s how shorts fit on men though. I hate how unless male characters look like they have a vagina, people make a fuss. Female Nintendo characters have had massive breasts and suggestive outfits for years but they make men’s shorts that look like men’s shorts and people make a fuss. It’s not like it a massive bulge, it’s just normal.
This one made me laugh! Thanks for sharing, guys
Wait, is that even, er, what we think it is? It looks like, upon a second glance, just where the sewing on his shorts is. Of course, I could be wrong. Either way this is a stupid thing to talk about. In fact, don't @ me on this because I refuse to respond.
There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed...
@Deathwalka: Not in my neck of the woods, nope! And I thought I'd heard it all by this point.
@Ernest_The_Crab Haha
The fact people are talking about this is both disgusting and just plain sad. Why do people take their time to write about something so stupid about a video game character?
...Slow news day?
Pathetic... The internet disappoints me. It's just the way thee shadow has been drawn. There is no bulge.
@Jingo_Unchained
Oh, there's a community here alright.
But it's a dysfunctional one. A very dysfunctional one.
Still, I suppose it's a closer sort of community than many other news sites, I have to give it that. It's probably why I kept coming back several times...
Wow... I'm baffled, completely and absolutely baffled.
Not by the article, or most of the reactions, mind you, but by the apparent fact that at least
2540 people on here seem to lack the smarts to be able to grasp the actual meaning of "a little anatomical accuracy"...My first impressions of this article was a size comparison of Luigi and a Lunch Box, which I thought was strange, but instead I got this.
New balls please 😃
Lunchbox is what we're rollin' with huh?
@10-zx were you born and instantly aged past the age of 25? Get a grip.
Huh, this is... interesting.
stupid internet -_-
@Anti-Matter there's a bulge if you look really really closely
The King of All Cosmos doesn't understand the controversy.
Not to contribute to the downfall of society (insert sarcasm), I can't say I've ever heard the term "lunch box" to describe a penis. However, I have heard the term "box" used as slang for another ahem private part
are you guys serious? reporting on the Mario nipple thing and now this? X3 are we all in elementary school?
You can hardly notice anything really. I don't see why it's an issue all of a sudden.
Ahhh but now they've given away his special. When his racket breaks he just pulls out the one eyed meat bat of love and clocks a home run.
Went on Tumblr to check it out. Luigi is stacked, no way around it
..lol..well, it's a good thing it's not coming to the 3DS.. 😉
Well, some people spent weeks talking about Zelda's posterior in that one screenshot from BOTW, and they are STILL talking about Twintelle's butt, so... fair enough, I guess?
Ok, I'll admit that when I read the headline, I expected an article about what food Luigi packs for lunch.
Imagine my disappointment.
.......why......?
First Mario's nipples, now this.
See, I was expecting an actual lunch box. Like the kind you put food into. What the hell kind of slang for a ding dong is that?
We all knew Luigi was the whole package
Big feet, big.........
Mario would probably inch him out. 😉
Tumblr figured out the measurements. 😂
Slow news day.
@SLIGEACH_EIRE We can't all have perfectly proportionate bodies
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this on a multitude of levels.
I'm losing hope in humanity...
@Peterjr1
No. Happened more around when I turned 14 or so.
I've got one, thanks.
This is not about actual lunchboxes!
Click bait!
@SLIGEACH_EIRE you know what they say, big feet…...
He has...A PENIS!? WHAT!?
Proof positive that the internet is indeed a sad, sad place.
This article is a poor effort though.
"...Triggers An Unlikely Discussion About Luigi's Lunch Box"
Translation - we found a tumblr post that speculates on the size of Luigi's junk.
I googled "the worst article on the internet" and this came up first
@SonOfVon
You cannot be serious
Luigi Dong City #1.
Can we get a censor bar placed over his contents?
Can't believe I am saying that sentence about Luhweehed.
Nintendo, what have you done!?
@wasilewski
Pig feet? "I wanna eat some'a them chitlins...I love pig feet! "
In the UK they call his bulge a lunch box? That’s the funniest thing I read all day. 😂😂😂
I mean he'd look even more silly if he just didn't have a crotch like how Miis have floating hands with no arms.
Wow, just wow.
Can we just play games without people creating a perverted animated character.
@SonOfVon Funny. I typed "the most useless discussion on the internet" and this subject came up first. Weird...
Its 2018 and we still have tons of prudes, you dissapoint me humanity.
I have never heard of calling it a lunch box, but from now on that’s the term I’ll be using exclusively
Perhaps he’s stashing the Poltergust 3000 down there?
@-Green-
Nor have I, but I might start. lol
So that's why the princess was always in another castle, she was with Luigi.
Poor Mario
I cannot unsee what I have seen.
@Jayvir @Rika_Yoshitake
Jayvir-- I had to laugh when you said alpha/beta males don't exist. If you weren't kidding, then I must commend you for showing everyone else what a beta male sounds like.
@davey1983 https://youtu.be/0Ti86veZBjU
But whatever. Keep praising male aggressive behavior and pretending it is justified.
I love the internet.
It is a magical place where you can find prudish despair from someone that refers to themselves as 'Meaty-cheeky'.
Long may its glorious reign continue.
Mario must have a great personality.
The internet is a terrible, wonderful place.
I don't get what all the fuss is about. Mario's is the same size.
Man, sometimes I miss the old days without the internet and good, oldfashioned gaming magazines. 😢
@Anti-Matter Luigi is a video game character so its definitely weird for people to be estimating his body part's length.
A lot of people on this site are very uptight. I would recommend not clicking on the articles that you feel are beneath you.
I also find it funny that some people believe that 'alpha males' are found in the comments sections of video game websites.
Lunch box? Are you sure that's not just his penis?
I don't like this...I really don't want to me made to think about how big Luigi's package is...Nintendo are a family company, characters from the Mario series should not have genitalia. I think this is a big mistake...and don't get it twisted, Nintendo knows that the image on this article would cause people to speculate...big mistake, why do they want us to think about luigis d**k
The 'weird' part was that the article was written by Damo, who's usually the prudish, pro-censorship one.
yawn NEXT!! lol. I agree with some of the other commenters. This is stupid.....its not even worth it. Like someone else said it just looks like where the sewing is or something, maybe its just a weird angle and lighting Its really laughable..
Lol: He's a WEEEEEEENER!!
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