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Re: "It Will Have A Chilling Effect On Game Design" - EU Group Responds To 'Stop Killing Games'

Simu001

Remember concord? How long did that game last? Oh and what about all those pvp only games like brink for example? You can still make those. Also the point is that online games need to be playable after sunsetting. So lets say a LAN mode or AI opponents or maybe private server compatability you know. I came up with these 3 solutions in less than a minute. But game companies dont just want money. They want ALL the money forever. If the product no longer sells then we arent allowed to enjoy it apparently. This industry is starting to make me sicker by the minute. Thank you greedy corporations for ruining one of my favorite hobbies...

Re: Romero Games Reportedly Shut Down Following Xbox Layoffs

Simu001

@Oldstalk the poor execs wont get their bonus because of this tiny studio. Especially after buying activision blizzard and doing pretty much nothing of note with it. So shed a tear for the poor poor bigwigs. Ok sarcasm off, I can't keep this up, my stomach is saying hello🤢

Re: Of Course Mario Kart World Is Being Review Bombed

Simu001

We need review bombers to review bomb the review bombers. And then we need review bombers for those review mombers that review bomb the review bombers. And then my masterplan wil have succeeded and I, Dr. Downvote will have world domination at last. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHA
cough cough wheeze cough

Re: UK Charts: Hideo Kojima's Latest Project Leaves Mario Kart World Stranded In 2nd

Simu001

@Michael0916 I could be wrong but I think Digital sales are practically never accounted for in these charts. They are more meant as a way for retailer to gauge how many units are sold for which console. They dont tell much about whether the games sell well or not. They can be an indicator but until the publishers themselves are talking numbers these charts are pretty much kinda useless imo.

Re: Review: Dbrand Switch 2 Killswitch Case - Teething Troubles Aside, This Case Is Killer

Simu001

They way they reacted to the criticism and the way they worded their apology, made sure I won't even consider them. Dropping an excessive amount of F-bombs makes you seem less than serious about your business. I'm all for less PR speak, but even if you go the less informal route, you have to treat your customers with respect. Swearing like a sailor makes you seem childish and immature. Just my 2 cents.

Re: Fans Reckon Nintendo Has "Killed" Mario Kart World With Its Latest Update

Simu001

@BlaizeV I can kinda see that, but if this is just a spinoff and the open world is the main focus, then why. Why, is the map so barren and feels so tacked on? Why is the ungame map so useless? Why cant I track stuff ingame and is tead need to use 3rd party websites? Why is the minimap so zoomed in and I cant change its zoom level? There are soooooo many weird and flatout baffling or terrible design choices that it makes me wo der if the team that made this game were 1st year interns (ok not THAT bad but you get what I mean).

Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour Receives Its First Update (Version 1.0.1)

Simu001

In my Opinion. If you're not gonna tellwhat the issues where, then why even do patch notes? For all the crap I give to ubisoft, but their patchnotes are fantastic. Listing the issues and even if they dont have a fix they thell you what solutions are planned. Nintendos patchnotes are practically useless..... But that's just my 2 cents. Atleast their games are fun (which is all that matters)

Re: System Shock 2 Suffers Unexpected Delay On Switch

Simu001

Well done insect. You have crippled one of my prductions facilities. However since you were wasting you fruitless live crippling an insignificant part of my plans. I have alrwady started severeal other production facilities. So thank you insect. I will reserve a special place amongst my servants for you -Shodan (probably, idk I havent played system shock yet but will do so on pc)

Re: Random: Switch 2 Ad Claims Metroid Prime 4 Is "Out Now"

Simu001

@flighty I hope this is the case. Ofc rmeasters of prime 2 and 3 would be incredible but atleast ports or maybe nso gamecube releases shiuld be a no brainer. But then again we're talking about nintendo who seem to be allergic to money. Cough twilight princess port on switch cough

Re: Video: Check Out Donkey Kong Bananza's Layered Worlds & Things You Probably Missed In Our Detail-Packed Breakdown

Simu001

@Tayrailbridge Hard disagree. There where too many moons iirc there were 900 but many of them were just out in the open or you needed to ground pound specific spots which were also easy to get. Also soooo many challenges were just repeated ad nauseum. Quality over quantity, that should be the the guiding thought. Watch joseph amderson vid abot odyssey. He breaks it down way better than I could in a comment. (Or dont idc, but not everyone sees odyssey as this flawless masterpiece)