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Re: Of Course Mario Kart World Is Being Review Bombed

Simu001

We need review bombers to review bomb the review bombers. And then we need review bombers for those review mombers that review bomb the review bombers. And then my masterplan wil have succeeded and I, Dr. Downvote will have world domination at last. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHA
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Re: UK Charts: Hideo Kojima's Latest Project Leaves Mario Kart World Stranded In 2nd

Simu001

@Michael0916 I could be wrong but I think Digital sales are practically never accounted for in these charts. They are more meant as a way for retailer to gauge how many units are sold for which console. They dont tell much about whether the games sell well or not. They can be an indicator but until the publishers themselves are talking numbers these charts are pretty much kinda useless imo.

Re: Review: Dbrand Switch 2 Killswitch Case - Teething Troubles Aside, This Case Is Killer

Simu001

They way they reacted to the criticism and the way they worded their apology, made sure I won't even consider them. Dropping an excessive amount of F-bombs makes you seem less than serious about your business. I'm all for less PR speak, but even if you go the less informal route, you have to treat your customers with respect. Swearing like a sailor makes you seem childish and immature. Just my 2 cents.

Re: Fans Reckon Nintendo Has "Killed" Mario Kart World With Its Latest Update

Simu001

@BlaizeV I can kinda see that, but if this is just a spinoff and the open world is the main focus, then why. Why, is the map so barren and feels so tacked on? Why is the ungame map so useless? Why cant I track stuff ingame and is tead need to use 3rd party websites? Why is the minimap so zoomed in and I cant change its zoom level? There are soooooo many weird and flatout baffling or terrible design choices that it makes me wo der if the team that made this game were 1st year interns (ok not THAT bad but you get what I mean).

Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour Receives Its First Update (Version 1.0.1)

Simu001

In my Opinion. If you're not gonna tellwhat the issues where, then why even do patch notes? For all the crap I give to ubisoft, but their patchnotes are fantastic. Listing the issues and even if they dont have a fix they thell you what solutions are planned. Nintendos patchnotes are practically useless..... But that's just my 2 cents. Atleast their games are fun (which is all that matters)

Re: System Shock 2 Suffers Unexpected Delay On Switch

Simu001

Well done insect. You have crippled one of my prductions facilities. However since you were wasting you fruitless live crippling an insignificant part of my plans. I have alrwady started severeal other production facilities. So thank you insect. I will reserve a special place amongst my servants for you -Shodan (probably, idk I havent played system shock yet but will do so on pc)

Re: Random: Switch 2 Ad Claims Metroid Prime 4 Is "Out Now"

Simu001

@flighty I hope this is the case. Ofc rmeasters of prime 2 and 3 would be incredible but atleast ports or maybe nso gamecube releases shiuld be a no brainer. But then again we're talking about nintendo who seem to be allergic to money. Cough twilight princess port on switch cough

Re: Video: Check Out Donkey Kong Bananza's Layered Worlds & Things You Probably Missed In Our Detail-Packed Breakdown

Simu001

@Tayrailbridge Hard disagree. There where too many moons iirc there were 900 but many of them were just out in the open or you needed to ground pound specific spots which were also easy to get. Also soooo many challenges were just repeated ad nauseum. Quality over quantity, that should be the the guiding thought. Watch joseph amderson vid abot odyssey. He breaks it down way better than I could in a comment. (Or dont idc, but not everyone sees odyssey as this flawless masterpiece)

Re: Third-Party Launch Games On Switch 2 Reportedly Sold "Very Low Numbers"

Simu001

Im gonna get yakuza and FAST soon-ish. But right now I'm saving up for DK bananza. On the bigger picture side of things I'm saving up for a new car since my current one will soon need a new clutch and a few other things. Since the car is quite old its not worth it to fix so yeah.... but now I'm rambling. I wonder how they track key cards in all of this?🤔

Re: Poll: Has Your Switch 2's Screen Got Any Nasty Scratches Yet?

Simu001

If I do have sceatches, they are so light, that I dont notice them at all. I am however very careful. My launch switch has one noticable hick in the bezel area. Otherwise you could mistaken it for lightly used. I tend to be as cerful as can be with my stuff. Except smartphones which seem to leap out of my hands at any given moment.

Re: Nintendo Supposedly Investigating Possible "Swollen Battery" Issue With Switch 2

Simu001

Battery swelling has nothing to do with the device and wether it'll get a revision or not. These types of Battery can swell due to internal problems which can happen at any point in a charge cycle. From the outside you wouldn't see anything unusual until the fault happens. Fun fact: Your smartphone can do the same thing at any given moment. Now let's stop the fwarmongering and get back to more pressing matters: My Tea this morning was slightliy less hot than yesterday!

Re: 'Rumble Has Been Turned Off Due To Prolonged Use'? Don't Worry, Your Switch 2 Joy-Con Probably Aren't Broken

Simu001

Ive been playing daily on various games, mostly BOTW(upgraded), no mans sky(upgraded) and Mario Kart World. From full charge down to around 5 to 10 percent. Then let it charge and then played down again. Not only does it seem that the Battery life has improved itself (could be placebo, I dont pay attentuon to the time as much). But ive never seen this error/warning popping up. Very interesting.