PessitheMystic

Baroque Shooting is the kinda nonsense I’m here for. A rerelease of a shmup spin-off of a bleak, dungeon crawler RPG… Why not!

i know Limited Run get a lot of bad press for different reasons, but some of their choices for releases has just been straight up awful in recent years. This included, obviously.

I understand the business sense of cross-gen releases, but they always detract from that new console experience for me.
Mario Kart and Donkey Kong are great, but I reckon it’s still missing that killer app, and I’m not sure what it will be tbh.
Having said that, it’s my primary console and I am still very much enjoying it.

@PixelTavern Good shout! This article didn’t age very well haha.

@siavm Oh… I was sure I read somewhere previously that Switch 2 versions (like Pokemon Z-A) will not work on Switch 1. Apparently I stand corrected then, apologies! ✌🏻

@siavm That’s just not true.

Giles Goddard and Dylan Cuthbert honestly peaked in the SNES era and have been living off that legacy ever since. They’re only ever mentioned in the same breath as Starfox.

Pretty abominable artwork on this, makes it look cheap as hell and strictly for kids. Easy pass.

Sexualising Pokemon will never not be disturbing to me, so not really vibing with this chat. But Mega Starmie is also just categorically one of the laziest designs I’ve ever seen. Truly awful.

Also lol at all the removed comments. Touched a nerve with some people I guess.

@IOI the director is a “great one”? Buddy, you need to watch more cinema.

@Switching What do you mean by this? I can’t tell from previous comments if you’re just trying to troll or rage bait or whatever it is.

Terranigma, Atlus games, Solatorobo (maybe too deep a cut), Inazuma Eleven, Chibi Robo…
Would rather have seen some of these instead of multiple entries of the same franchise.

@Spider-Kev While I’m slightly concerned about the direction of this generation and the company in general, your petulant overreaction is a bit melodramatic.

This should be the least surprising development of the year tbh

I never knew I needed a Chef Kawasaki amiibo, but here we are.

Some of the visuals honestly make this game look like an alpha build, not a finished product. I’m genuinely appalled by the complete lack of coherent art direction; everything looks like assets dropped into a stunningly-lifeless world.

Get Game Freak out already.

What a bunch of friggin unemployed losers.

The level of interest I have in this is actually in the negative, not just zero.

I would rather they incorporate this level of production into in-game cutscenes where they would feel more valued for me.

@BLD damn dude, you put this much effort into a pitiful mobile game review. Wait until you discover console gaming. you’ll love it.

Just seen this on the Nintendo App. I’ve played FE Heroes almost every day since release, but this Among Us style thing doesn’t look it lends itself too well to the series. Hard pass from me, roll on Fortune’s Weave.

If Chris is reviewing, you bet there’s gonna be a screenshot of a Celtic player chopping down the Rangers 🍀

@Owozifa - “ Big con to DK Bananza is if you don’t like 3D platformers it’s a big waste of money”

The entire game is a 3D platformer, not just the DLC. So if you don’t like 3D platformers then the entire experience is surely a big con…

@WiltonRoots likewise, amigo ✌🏻

@WiltonRoots your comment to @electrolite77 is embarrassing.
I have nothing further to add that would meaningfully extend the discussion where we obviously disagree.
Enjoy your overpriced games.

@WiltonRoots is this your other hobby when you can’t afford to buy games that are too expensive, aye?

@WiltonRoots lil hobby but here you are commenting plenty about this subject

@electrolite77 they objectively cost too much for what they offer when factoring in the prices on the Wii U virtual console for the same software.
Majority I’m referring to = the comments on this site which, as you can see, are no exactly pleased with it and/or are skipping purchases altogether.
Cost of living does factor in because there is less disposable income for such entertainment. If it was cheaper it could be attainable for others.

It’s almost like you’re on the side of the corporate greed machine - the now very anti-consumer Nintendo, that is.

@WiltonRoots we have a cost of living crisis and these games are at least 15 years old now. So maybe people aren’t selling kidneys to buy them (it sounds like people are going to pass on these in general), but they objectively cost far too much for what they are.
Feel free to disagree, but the majority has spoken here.

@JohnnyMind Are you implying that the pricing is the LEAST important thing when it comes to games? Because I’d argue that it’s an important topic for literally every consumer product, ever. At least to me and many of the other people in this comment section.

@JohnnyMind a discount from Nintendo who rarely discounts their games? This is such a poor take; they are far too expensive. I thought this might be the day you finally say something critical, but nope.

I am genuinely concerned about the direction Nintendo is taking this generation. I miss Iwata more than ever.

Panzer Dragoon Remake was so visually unappealing, felt unfinished in areas and had excruciating load times. It’s such a shame Forever have the license.

Source: YouTuber - Those who selfishly flourish via sensationalism and gimmicky thumbnails to sell us any old s**t.
You would do better again than to pay attention to this rubbish.

@VoidPunk possibly one of the best comments I’ve ever seen here. Fair play 👏🏻

I would argue that we also don’t need a piece on Donkey Kong timelines…

@sadboy I think you and I are gonna get along just fine

Mario Kart World is difficult and frantic enough. I don’t think an imprecise control method is going to enhance either my ability or my enjoyment.

@Not_Soos I don’t know what games you’ve “cared about”, but I wouldn’t get carried away with all those IP making the jump to Nintendo. If anything, it would be a gradual process where they test the waters with spin-offs - like Lego Horizon - rather than bringing any big hitters across.

HA. Eh…. No. This is nothing to do with fans and all to do with them saving money.

@N00BiSH Ugly DK obviously equates to a bad video game. Duh. /s

@KevinP how do you feel shafted? Do you want to crack open your £75 controller?

Stupid rage bait. Good thing my hobby is playing games with my controller instead of tearing them down.

@HugoGED get off it already.

This is easily one of the most pointless ways to spend a life-changing sum of money I can think of.

Man tweets about Game Key Cards. This told me absolutely nothing new.

@cvrator I wonder if he was critical about things before he made the username, or if he’s just kind of embodying some kind of fake persona… Hmm 🤔