PessitheMystic

@-wc- We can both be “that guy”!

“You can also see images of a zombie in Claire's eyes, which is just so cool.”

Please get someone else to write these, thanks.

As if these cretins need any more money. Oh well, don’t become a majority shareholder and leave Capcom to what they do best.

@Anti-Matter Wait how can you give the game any kind of score when you clearly don’t have it and have been very vocally against it? What is going on here?

Am I missing something as to why the controller is being placed next to a bunch of tools for the photos? Absolutely shocking idea for a shoot.

“Running pretty well”… Let’s wait until the final release, thanks!

@Peteykins I get your point, but it’s not called the Rayman 1 Collection. Just an anniversary pack.

Wow, not having the original soundtracks is a massive L for this release and Ubisoft. The main reason people will pick this up is nostalgia, and with such a crucial element missing it will be very disappointing for most.

What a stellar and enticing bunch of games indeed! I appreciate the effort to make a historical artefact accessible, but I don’t see myself playing any of them for longer than 10 mins. Especially when my backlog of actual good games is staring at me.

@Cyrax77 first time in a comment section obviously. Away ye go, ya crackpot.

@Cyrax77 😂😂
I’m not pushing my opinion on anyone. I made my initial comment criticising the review and you people are responding, trying to push your opinion on me. Funny that.

@cedarhyped Also, in both of your previous replies you mention it isn’t competing with modern platforms…
Of course it isn’t, that goes without saying but you’ve said it twice.
No one is choosing between this Virtual Boy Switch Online accessory and PS5. That’s just ludicrous.

@cedarhyped Not just a commercial failure, it was panned by critics and consumers alike and caused health issues.
It’s not a 7/10.
It’s not ‘good’.
It was never good.
But somehow it’s now being reevaluated as ‘good’.
I don’t know why you’re getting so defensive over my opinion.

@cedarhyped I never said any of those things, so good on you for making several assumptions.

I’ll clear it up for you so you can’t misinterpret it: the product was never ‘good’. It was bad then, and it’s bad in 2026.

A 7 for this is pretty ridiculous if you actually take a pragmatic approach to this release:

• A very limited library of mediocre games
• High entry price point (regardless of how much it costs for the original)
• Awkward to operate

You even state it’s going to be reduced to ornament status after a while… Need to take off those rose-tinted VR goggles and look at it for what it is - one of Nintendo’s worst products.

@Nep-Nep-Freak You’re annoyed because they removed some of the more revealing clothing for a 13 year old character and a slider to make characters chests bigger… Let that sink in.

@TerribleTerabytes Hahaha, happy for you. Enjoy when you get around to playing it! I put 120+ hours into the standard version last year. Great game ✌🏻

@TerribleTerabytes Jesus lad, chill out.

Can’t wait for this to flop compared to other games in the series.

Why would they put one of the least visually-appealing games on the cover? 😂

This Jay Peters actually sounds quite excited by this prospect, which is unforgivable. I doubt this project will be using Nintendo properties for very long.

@OmnitronVariant Massive agree. I always expected some theme or menu updates for Switch 1, but they never came.

Great systems, but sorely lacking in Nintendo’s trademark quirks and personality.

@Ashfordwasp That’s an Italian flag

@Edd-O I eventually got Natsuki Chronicles and Ginga Force for the PS4 from First Press, but I even thought they were goners for a while. And still, the wait for them was nothing like what we’re seeing now (4 years, 4 months and 12 days and counting).

@Edd-O My copy of Crimzon Clover was preordered on September 10th 2021. Still no sign of it, or the other 2 titles you mentioned. 15 months is child’s play in comparison haha.

@Willo567 To be fair, I really don’t care. I was just trying to address your point earlier.

@Willo567 Funnily enough, I didn’t even mention Reggie in my response.
But unlike Doug, he was at least more visible at E3’s, featured in many Nintendo Directs and had a lot more engagement with fans. Memes were accidentally formed with the “my body is ready” quote, but he also made self-referential and self-deprecating jokes which fans have appreciated.
I also didn’t say he was a friend, but it felt like he genuinely cared about the business as much as his own paycheck.

@Willo567 I don’t think it’s exclusive to Doug Bowser, but I think there’s a specific disdain for people who get paid very well for contributing very little.

Also, we barely heard from Bowser in his time at Nintendo, so I don’t think anyone particularly cares about this development.

@Lofoten I want to be the first to tell you that you completely wasted your time with that.

This conversation is getting real old, real fast. Do people actually have nothing better to do than speculate on AI use?

Baroque Shooting is the kinda nonsense I’m here for. A rerelease of a shmup spin-off of a bleak, dungeon crawler RPG… Why not!

i know Limited Run get a lot of bad press for different reasons, but some of their choices for releases has just been straight up awful in recent years. This included, obviously.

I understand the business sense of cross-gen releases, but they always detract from that new console experience for me.
Mario Kart and Donkey Kong are great, but I reckon it’s still missing that killer app, and I’m not sure what it will be tbh.
Having said that, it’s my primary console and I am still very much enjoying it.

@siavm Oh… I was sure I read somewhere previously that Switch 2 versions (like Pokemon Z-A) will not work on Switch 1. Apparently I stand corrected then, apologies! ✌🏻

@siavm That’s just not true.

Giles Goddard and Dylan Cuthbert honestly peaked in the SNES era and have been living off that legacy ever since. They’re only ever mentioned in the same breath as Starfox.

Pretty abominable artwork on this, makes it look cheap as hell and strictly for kids. Easy pass.

Sexualising Pokemon will never not be disturbing to me, so not really vibing with this chat. But Mega Starmie is also just categorically one of the laziest designs I’ve ever seen. Truly awful.

Also lol at all the removed comments. Touched a nerve with some people I guess.

@IOI the director is a “great one”? Buddy, you need to watch more cinema.

@Switching What do you mean by this? I can’t tell from previous comments if you’re just trying to troll or rage bait or whatever it is.

Terranigma, Atlus games, Solatorobo (maybe too deep a cut), Inazuma Eleven, Chibi Robo…
Would rather have seen some of these instead of multiple entries of the same franchise.

@Spider-Kev While I’m slightly concerned about the direction of this generation and the company in general, your petulant overreaction is a bit melodramatic.

This should be the least surprising development of the year tbh

I never knew I needed a Chef Kawasaki amiibo, but here we are.

Some of the visuals honestly make this game look like an alpha build, not a finished product. I’m genuinely appalled by the complete lack of coherent art direction; everything looks like assets dropped into a stunningly-lifeless world.

Get Game Freak out already.

What a bunch of friggin unemployed losers.

@BLD damn dude, you put this much effort into a pitiful mobile game review. Wait until you discover console gaming. you’ll love it.

Just seen this on the Nintendo App. I’ve played FE Heroes almost every day since release, but this Among Us style thing doesn’t look it lends itself too well to the series. Hard pass from me, roll on Fortune’s Weave.

If Chris is reviewing, you bet there’s gonna be a screenshot of a Celtic player chopping down the Rangers 🍀

@Owozifa - “ Big con to DK Bananza is if you don’t like 3D platformers it’s a big waste of money”

The entire game is a 3D platformer, not just the DLC. So if you don’t like 3D platformers then the entire experience is surely a big con…